Mika @0pvlent Twitter profile

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Mika

@0pvlent

7 days

hey, been a while, I made red braised pork, come pull up a chair

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Mika

@0pvlent

2 years

don't let movies mislead you "can I kiss you" is like one of the cutest things you can say

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Mika

@0pvlent

11 months

Hobie said GAY RIGHTS

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@0pvlent

2 months

Dominican

inho 🥇

@itto_inho

2 months

Important question for the culture: Is this a twink or a masc man

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@0pvlent

2 months

this bitch is so racist…

Pokemon Gems

@PokemonGems

2 months

thinking about pikachu imitating mudkip

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Mika

@0pvlent

1 year

do NOT put a soap solution in your rectum are you crazy

Versace Hottie

@evilrashida

1 year

A certain demographic needs to watch this

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@0pvlent

2 months

they gotta drop the masc makeup tutorial I’m begging. like I’m fucking male and I’ve never looked this manly in my life

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@miffyjimin

2 months

HOW THE FUCK

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@0pvlent

1 year

just watched a man literally flip a coin on a moving train and unblock a contact labeled "ABSOLUTELY NOT" and text them "hey" with a slutty amount of Ys

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@0pvlent

1 year

all the qrts saying it should've been Manny Jacinto and he's beautiful but walk with me, family...

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

Simu Liu stars in Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE Only in theaters July 21, 2023.

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@0pvlent

1 year

hot take but poor people should still be able to have fun...

sali walli.

@altadenic

1 year

they fucking knew to delete that tweet ijbol

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@0pvlent

2 months

the gag is this cover is kinda sexless even though they’re all naked lmfao

Meech

@MediumSizeMeech

2 months

We are truly a vibeless, sexless society because this would never get on a magazine cover this day and age

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Mika

@0pvlent

3 years

if your parents are rich I literally don't give a fuck about your art. except them. they're perfect

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Mika

@0pvlent

2 years

these infuriate me to no end. I come home from my 10 hour shift on my fucking feet in the heat of hell and I can't take a fucking seat because someone hates the homeless more than they think I should be able to take a fucking load off.

Hostile Design

@hostiledesign

2 years

“leaning” benches

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Mika

@0pvlent

7 months

Let’s Get it Started by the Black Eyed Peas cause why would the original version be THAT what was their problem

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@Creat1ve

7 months

What’s a song you prefer the clean version to over the explicit?

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@0pvlent

1 year

you do not wanna go back to school you just want direction in life

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Mika

@0pvlent

2 years

they're literally for her

protector of the realm

@idkchriz

2 years

what poly non-binary bisexual made these

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@0pvlent

1 year

eating fistfuls of fondant... i'm gonna let God deal with you

jonnycakes

@jonnymangs

1 year

I made a cartoon cake bc I have lots of time on my hands

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@0pvlent

2 months

he’s going to hell

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@0pvlent

3 years

suicide hotlines exist to make you so frustrated you can't think about wanting to die anymore change my mind

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Mika

@0pvlent

5 months

a Black Coraline design with hair like this… yeah. yeah…….

SlayedInBraids

@SlayedInBraids

5 months

Blueberry swirls 💙🩵🫐

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@0pvlent

3 years

thinking about that ugly ass louis purse carrie gave jhud in that movie <3

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Mika

@0pvlent

2 months

i remember this went around a hot minute ago did we ever get to the bottom of this. are they roommates 😌 or “roommates”🫦

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@belarushy

2 months

this is so wholesome

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@0pvlent

1 year

she'd be a t*rf :(

pixi rosé du’clair 🧚🏼✨

@pixithekween

1 year

she was the blueprint

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@0pvlent

1 year

it's time to trot out my biggest tweet to date. everyone loves "can I kiss you" women (and men and enbies) melt and giggle and kick their feet you just have the sex appeal of an annotated bibliography

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@sheni_coker

1 year

“Can I kiss you?”….a lot of women don’t like that question and I wonder why.

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@0pvlent

2 years

nobody loves a "white people" joke like a latino who is also white

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@0pvlent

1 month

his accent work in this show alone should’ve gotten him an emmy like that man is from BRISTOL

duke / அனிருத் 🪬

@dvkerose

1 month

this is it btw. the best line reading of all time. it’s this.

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@0pvlent

1 year

yeeah they're not wiping shit

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@godmitzu

1 year

THE NO MAKEUP CONCEPT?? THEY'RE SO GORGEOUS @JYPETWICE

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@0pvlent

3 months

I’m sorry white “leftists” like this is why we can’t trust you like WHAT lmfao?!

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@0pvlent

5 months

“the plot thinnens” is one of the funniest things…

bídí bídí bõm boülash ☁️

@notrubencito

5 months

She would’ve swept @ the 2023 TikTok awards

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@0pvlent

11 months

“I’m made of sugar, spice, kanekalon, and cinnamon” rewired my brain like wow

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@0pvlent

9 months

I know there’s a Black he/they out there that don’t play about you fr

Oontz Oontz

@NaurCleoor

9 months

Some ppl I’ve seen live Isaiah Rashad Kelela Solange Frank Ocean Goldlink Masego Arlo Parks Kaytranada The Internet Tyler the Creator Leikeli47 MNDSGN Sampha The Great Burna Boy Ari Lennox Mick Jenkins Prince Crumb Topaz Jones Jamilla Woods Yaeji THEY. J. Cole Grimes

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@0pvlent

2 years

she/they adhd icon

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@0pvlent

2 months

accomplices

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Mika

@0pvlent

13 days

yumi used to do all this shit just to get dematerialized first

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Mika

@0pvlent

1 year

just water babes! like I wouldn't recommend the mineral oil or saline enemas you can buy either just use room temperature water

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@0pvlent

2 years

I've said it before and I kinda got dragged but Imma say it again cause I was right. if you have to *explain* that you're Black, you're not Black

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@0pvlent

1 year

and that's how I know God is up there fr cause Jackie Chan playing a role that revolves around his relationships with his gay daughter when he's all but disowned his IRL gay daughter is insane

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

Michelle Yeohʼs character in 'Everything Everywhere All At Once' was initially conceived for Jackie Chan. Awkwafina was also in talks for the role of Joy Wang, but dropped out due to a scheduling conflict. Stephanie Hsu was cast instead.

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Mika

@0pvlent

11 months

I hate that that giggling fat headed animated big boobed woman y'all keep posting so bad

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@0pvlent

10 months

she’s not actually! you’re just stupid hope this helps

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Mika

@0pvlent

7 months

oh the transphobic gays were NOT happy about this one lmfao

Qadi

@BigQadi

7 months

What's your first tweet when you search for "men" in your page?

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@0pvlent

4 months

gay men pushing 30 still alone because they never cultivated a personality outside of yearning:

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@0pvlent

2 months

need him at my next party idk

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@0pvlent

2 years

"can I kiss you" "can I take this off?" "how does that feel"

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@0pvlent

4 months

no but if all my homies transition at the same time you’ll know

The Gratitude Girl

@rashidapowell

4 months

If you win the Powerball you gonna tell us?

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@0pvlent

2 months

@daddy_waddy9696 mudkip autocorrecting to muslim oh you’re racist for real…

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@0pvlent

11 months

the zoom on his gut is crazy y'all are whores 😭

dad awards

@brotaminz

11 months

I NEED HIM

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@0pvlent

7 months

the bedbugs:

🛖Duende🛖

@Panduendito

7 months

Oh paris got a buffet rn

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@0pvlent

10 months

cannot believe Prince Rogers Nelson’s cishet homophobic ass wrote the most fire nonbinary line of all time

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@0pvlent

1 year

a lot of y'all aren't gonna agree with me but you'd be wrong

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@0pvlent

1 year

Dre's character was written without care of representation or to be empathetic to Autistic people. her stims and behaviors are to make her more off-putting and "scary" to the audience it's kinda wild to have her here with the others...

Bald by choice, ya hairline aint 😴

@QuietAtTheStart

1 year

There seems to be an increase of Black autistic representation, both overt and covert, this and last yr. Have yall noticed this? Do yall think it’s intentional? I hope it’s the era of Black Autism I really do 🥺✊🏾

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@0pvlent

1 month

“judge of a Ballroom” kdjffjfjfjfk

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@itssimplyangel

1 month

ALYSSA EDWARDS last night as a judge of a Ballroom.. In Dallas

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@0pvlent

2 months

@FangKingFury the pose is awkward, the blood applied by what appears to be spray bottle… almost none of it on their mouths despite this being a vampire show? chop.

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@0pvlent

11 months

is this one of the most important pieces of queer media ever made? yes. does this work contain some of the most common issues I have with queer media especially in how the show treats dark skinned women? also yes.

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

11 months

‘Pose’ premiered 5 years ago today.

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2 months

@changemyreality there are still (many) gay practicing muslims despite what the book says what fucking century are we in rn 😭

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@0pvlent

7 months

I heard the original one day and fell outta my fucking seat what would possess them

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1 year

@niggaolas no way someone who pled guilty to all the domestic violence, threats, and abuse they're accused of is just chillin at the kids choice awards...

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2 months

@arcanecovet no like they’re so hot

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1 year

@GunShowTicket well yeah! idk why douching is being recommended as routine cleaning to begin with but they also spray the hole with toner so hopefully people just aren't taking this seriously 😭

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9 months

“victims of people pleasers” lmfao

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7 months

@wrenneedsrest NIG- oh…

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@0pvlent

2 months

Imma let God deal with you, rat cause if I do it

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2 years

no cause when we unpack it you see she was actually talking about how through class analysis Oprah doesn't exist at the intersections of what it means to be a "Black" person therefore Caresha, a traitor to bourgeoisie frameworks could occupy that space in a proletariat way

I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa

@WrittenByHanna

2 years

“Black Oprah”

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@0pvlent

1 year

*Keyon voice* listen to me listen like listen...

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@0pvlent

1 month

“automatic smoothie maker” bitch a blender?

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@Rainmaker1973

2 months

Japan really is living in 2050: automatic smoothie maker

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my first time topping was somebody’s dad and yeah… like falling into boiled silk fr

BIPOC Shakur

@_Cordelra_

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40+ bottoms hole be so comfy

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1 year

I don't know why this is going up or who these characters you're talking about in the qrts are but i'm glad this little tweet from my commute is making so many people happy lol 😭

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@0pvlent

5 months

I’m having such an ugly cry over this image I love canned corn and it’s never occurred to me such a small thing could be so important I’m sick

Ahmed El-Madhoun

@madhoun95

5 months

Today's lunch, a can of corn, it's a gift from a friend @samarabuelouf

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@0pvlent

1 year

didn't watch Sense8 now didya

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@Zvbear

1 year

Sex scenes in shows/movies are very cringe, no grown ass person in history every watched a sex scene and said “yes that was a masterpiece”

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@0pvlent

3 years

@moneyymaya arthritis, spina bífida there's so many things where this could really hurt someone :/

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@0pvlent

2 years

I've hated this f slur so much ever since I found out about the amy winehouse meat platter at his party

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@fiImaker

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The puddle at the gas station

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2 months

and the video of him doing the bulbasaur face like not a repeat offender

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@0pvlent

1 year

I like being horny online as much as the next person but I need y'all to stop skipping over all the normal people compliments and going straight to sexual harassment

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@0pvlent

1 year

I do not support all Black people some of y'all are devoid of empathy

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2 months

I see this is leaving my neighborhood so disclaimer: I am not actually speculating on these men’s sexualities yes men can be friends without being gay etc etc keep it cute pls. muted 💕

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@0pvlent

1 year

this man is such a strong case for gayness being genetic because look at him?! how was he meant to be anything but a very messy gay man in this life

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@DiscreetLatino

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1 year

just watched the first one shoot enough rope to anchor a ship I kinda get it ngl

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@islandthembo

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my timeline for the past 24hrs

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1 year

this episode was actually meant to teach us the dangers and myopia of White feminism! in this essay I will-

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2 years

people say Energy and Move are skips cause they hate are weak, antiblack, hate Afrobeats, and won't survive the winter.

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2 months

@MyArtisMylife that’s wrong. like I believe you it just sounds wholly incorrect

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1 year

me after my mom said "you better go non-binary them dishes!"

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@0pvlent

1 year

I'm not arguing with someone who just called someone a fucking beluga whale lol. if "poor people should still be able to have fun" sparks debate in you pray about it or something idc

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@0pvlent

1 year

I'm tired of 14 y/o's losing their childhoods to this so yknow what sure. I'm here for it. more 25-35 year old idols. stan Sorb3t!

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1 year

if twitter goes down I'll meet y'all here

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@parasocialyte oh interesting. are they like contouring their jaw like what’s happening there

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1 year

he looks like every white gay in your likes help YOU thought he slayed 😭

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1 year

@OtterlyCurly not sure what I'm looking at!

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2 years

there's people in the qrt's going "nO iT's NoT" and I just... would've kept that to myself. personally. that's weird. lmao

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6 months

@nefelibata_Sol he finds nuts 🤭

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2 months

I’m referencing a joke made by Aja Miyake-Mugler in which she said to a cis person, who was giving cunt “it’s ok to be trans” the additional misinterpretations and bad faith are all yours, boo

CEASEFIRE NOW❗️🇵🇸🇨🇩( They/ He)🪐✨

@JDBeeat

2 months

Makeup aesthetics aren’t inherent to the trans community. Saying randomly “ It’s ok to be trans” quoting a Cis woman’s makeup & look is WEIRD. Trans-ness is not part of her Identity. Same way tacking on a Cis experience to a proud Trans person is disrespectful.

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@0pvlent

1 year

if you can't make consent sexy maybe you're just not sexy!!!

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6 months

nvm…

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@0pvlent

6 months

before I tune in someone tell me how gay Saltburn is scale of 1-10

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7 months

“this is just homophobia!” no it’s not connor… now eat your pussy it’s getting cold

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@0pvlent

1 year

when you're riding and they play with your nipples

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@0pvlent

1 year

even if you somehow *shudders* like fondant. this isn't an insane amount of sweet play doh to choke down?

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@0pvlent

1 year

@softpiscean like fuck them for wanting a place to lay their head AND fulfillment when they should be focused on paying their rent ONLY do y'all hear yourselves

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@NewlyCherished help?!

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