aasif mandvi @aasif Twitter profile

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2 years

Not only did I fire Peter Parker 18 years ago today, but the iconic “GoOoOoO” was also established. Happy Anniversary #Spiderman 2! @SpiderMan

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I watched that speech and I’m crying, not bc I think #JoeBiden is the answer to everything but bc it occurs to me how oppressed, depressed, traumatized and terrified many of us have felt for the last four years. Feels nice to feel hope again. #BidenHarris2020 #Election2020

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How is it fhat you can send a nuclear attack alert just by pressing the wrong the button? I have to confirm three times before deleting an email. #Hawaii

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We are delighted to announce the birth of our son on March 14th, 2020! Who, in true NYC fashion, showed up for his party at 3:27am.

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6 years

We don’t need a text.... most Americans are already on a constant #PresidentialAlert

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5 years

Elizabeth Warren better bust out some Punjabi if she wants to stay in this debate. #DemocraticDebate #DemDebates

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@aasif

7 years

Your prayers are worthless. Grow a spine you gutless cretin and DO something!!

Ted Cruz

@tedcruz

7 years

Keeping all harmed in Sutherland Springs in our prayers and grateful for our brave first responders on the scene.

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@aasif

8 years

When #Trump insults #POC , #Muslims , #immigrants & #Disabled , #GOP don't care. But he insults "hot white women" & he's now #dispicable .

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@aasif

7 years

When old tweets suddenly become relevant again. @realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump

11 years

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

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@aasif

3 years

The new Daily Show gang still doing what we did best - walk people right into their own bullshit! 🎥 : @TheDailyShow (TikTok)

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@aasif

4 years

It is illegal under the #GenevaConvention to target cultural sites. But then again @realDonaldTrump probably thinks the Geneva Convention is something that can be held at #MarALago next year.

Sergio Beltrán-García 🇵🇸

@ssbeltran

4 years

These are some of the #IranianCulturalSites that @realDonaldTrump threatened to destroy. Persepolis. Of of the last standing massive archaeological complexes from ancient Persia. The Iranians and their cultural institutions have done a fantastic job in protecting it. 1/12

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@aasif

7 years

. @realDonaldTrump make you feel like a big man?

Maggie Gyllenhaal

@mgyllenhaal

7 years

This should be retweeted EVERWHERE

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@aasif

4 years

2020 mood. Anyone else? Thanks for the inspiration, @reesew 😂

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@aasif

6 years

. #DrRonnyJackson says that @realDonaldTrump has no cognitive impairment, so the takeaway is... he's just a lying, racist, corrupt, arrogant, pussy grabbing shithole

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@aasif

7 years

. #DonaldTrump has attended 3 out of 20 Intel briefings. But he never misses #SNL

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@realDonaldTrump

7 years

Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad

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@aasif

8 years

. #Debates2016 "they sued me for being racist and I settled and I never admitted guilt... That's how awesome I am"

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@aasif

6 years

Unless you’re an amoeba, you knew exactly who @realDonaldTrump was when he ran. Now, the handmaidens of his hate-filled agenda, realizing the stench of his insanity won’t wash off them so easily, want the #NYT &WaPo to cleanse them & us to anoint them heroes. Fuck that. #Lodestar

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4 years

Something I’ve learned from this whole fatherhood thing is when the baby sleeps, you sleep. And if the baby sleeps on you...you stay. Still. Forever.

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@aasif

6 years

Womp. Womp. I REALLY DON’T CARE. DO U?

Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived

@PressSec45

6 years

Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so

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@aasif

7 years

Fair point @piersmorgan . You're probably a lot more familiar with how rampant lying can lead to undeserved success than I am. #PiersNonsense

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

7 years

If I'm so dumb, Aasif, how come I knew Trump was going to beat your beloved Hillary & you didn't?

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@aasif

6 years

. #MerryChristmas ! Or as we Muslims like to say... Merry Christmas!

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@aasif

3 years

🇮🇳 @WCKitchen has started deliveries to hospitals in Mumbai, India! They'll be distributing meals 7 days a week in overcrowded hospitals where the people saving lives are struggling with food access. Please consider supporting their life saving work:

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@aasif

5 years

This is the dumbest tweet I have ever read.

Geraldo Rivera

@GeraldoRivera

5 years

In the meantime, there must be active-shooter trained, heavily armed security personnel every place innocents are gathered.

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@aasif

6 years

Hey @Twitter , does trying to goad another nation into a nuclear conflict violate your terms of service?? #TheTrumpEffect #HappyNewYear

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

6 years

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

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7 years

Guarantee there will be more investigation into the #Oscars2017 #BestPicture mixup than #Russia 's interference in our election. #Oscars

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@aasif

8 years

hey #Oscars , diversity is not just #black and #white .

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@aasif

4 years

Dude! Why did you test? If you hadn’t tested you wouldn’t have it!!! #MAGA #TrumpHasCovid

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

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6 years

I don’t think all those thoughts and prayers are working #GunReformNow

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@aasif

6 years

I need to do better, we all need to do better at examining our own implicit bias, about what innocence and guilt, good intentions and bad look like. Because people's lives depend on it. 4/4 #ThisIsAmerica

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@aasif

7 years

Millions of ppl at @realDonaldTrump inauguration were wearing invisibility cloaks bc of #DishonestMedia #alternativefacts @KellyannePolls

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@aasif

6 years

Thank you black people for saving our democracy.

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@aasif

7 years

Why does " @AnnCoulter " look like a cheap #Nazi side piece, cryogenically preserved in 1945 and wheeled out 50 yrs later with freezer burn?

Ann Coulter

@AnnCoulter

7 years

Why do these "Native Americans" look exactly like the Trump protesters, Ferguson rioters, college hooligans, Occupy Wall St, etc?

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@aasif

7 years

I think we've reached that point in the movie, where we realize... the killer is inside the house. #TRUMPNAZI

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@aasif

4 months

“The President does not seem to acknowledge the humanity of all parties affected by this conflict,” a former Biden aministration official said. “He has described Israeli suffering in great detail, while Palestinian suffering is left vague if mentioned at all.”

Mehdi Hasan

@mehdirhasan

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“How Joe Biden Became America’s Top Israel Hawk” This investigation from ⁦ @MotherJones ⁩ is your damning, depressing, and #mustread piece of the day. Filled with important revelations, facts, and testimony:

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5 years

Our porcine faced #POTUS called upon a foreign nation to ban the travel of citizens of his own country that he doesn’t like. Those citizens also happen to be members of an equal branch of the #UnitedStatesGovernment @SpeakerPelosi what are you waiting for??? @Ilhan @RashidaTlaib

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@aasif

7 years

. @realDonaldTrump You are a fucking piece of shit!!

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@aasif

6 years

. @marcorubio you have taken almost $3,303,355 from the #NRA . Save your thoughts and prayers, we don't need them. You are complicit! #FloridaShooting #guncontrol

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@aasif

6 years

Nailed it! @PressSec @GovMikeHuckabee

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@aasif

6 years

Shopping in Whole Foods today and saw an average looking white woman pick up an apple from the produce section and just start eating it. My wife was shocked but I said perhaps she’s gonna pay for it later. I assumed good intentions. A few minutes later... 1/4 #ThisIsAmerica

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@aasif

6 years

On the one year anniversary of Trump's presidency, he actually broke our Government. #TrumpShutdown

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@aasif

6 years

Horrifying and heartbreaking.

CNN

@CNN

6 years

With nothing but the clothes on his back and less than $300 in his pocket, this 'pillar of the community' was put on a plane and deported to Jordan after living in the United States for nearly 40 years

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@aasif

6 years

I am here today to represent the African American girls who are victims of gun violence whose stories don't make the front page of every national newspaper- #naomiwadler

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@aasif

6 years

parading grieving parents on a national stage to further your racist narrative that illegal aliens are all criminals is disgusting. #SOTU

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@aasif

6 years

Hey @realDonaldTrump , let me explain something to you- #MuhammadAli was the poster child for athletes using their platform to protest injustice. He doesn't need your pardon. #TakeAKnee

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@aasif

7 years

. @realDonaldTrump Your visit to #PuertoRico today gives me faith... that God has a special place in #hell for you.

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@aasif

7 years

. #PuertoRicans are dying and u made it about your fucking ego! Not just a #PieceofShitPresident ur a piece of shit human! @realDonaldTrump

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@aasif

6 years

No one cares.

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@aasif

8 years

Why is that Muslim woman undecided?? #Debates2016

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@aasif

4 years

Snoopy is here and he’s joined @NASA ! 🚀🦃 #ThanksgivingDayParade @cbstv

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@aasif

7 years

Never underestimate the #racism and #sexism of the #American electorate.

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@aasif

7 years

So far in 2017, there have been over 270 mass shootings. #NRA are advocates of terrorism and the #GOP are their state sponsors.

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@aasif

6 years

If we are going to force our children to lead us, least we can do is follow them. In solidarity with U.S high school students on 4/20, every American should boycott work, malls, airports, concerts, movies - all places mass shootings happen. #FloridaSchoolShooting

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@aasif

7 years

If we all #TakeAKnee outside the @WhiteHouse will you and #FakePresident promise to leave.

Vice President Mike Pence Archived

@VP45

7 years

I left today's Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.

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@aasif

6 years

. #MLKDay2018

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@aasif

6 years

Translation: This Sunday night on ITV, I will act like a giggly teenage girl while sitting in @realDonaldTrump 's lap as he strokes my hair and tells me how pretty I am.

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

6 years

*BREAKING NEWS* I will sit down today in Davos with @realDonaldTrump for his 1st International TV interview since becoming President. It will air exclusively on ITV, this Sunday night at 10pm.

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@aasif

6 years

. @JeffFlake being trapped in an elevator might have just saved our country. Thank you to those two women for their bravery. #DelayKavanaugh #NoOnKavanaugh

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@aasif

3 years

. @realDonaldTrump here’s how your hometown reacted to the fact that you are no longer our President!!! #ByeByeTrump #BidenHarris2020 #BidenHarrisLandslide2020

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@aasif

6 years

He’s gonna lead us into a war with #Russia and kill thousands of civilians just to distract from the fact he’s a criminal. #SyriaStrikes

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@aasif

6 years

Everyday we see stories of perfectly innocent black people being treated as criminals for perfectly legal behavior. While white people have a presumption of innocence so strong, they can openly engage in illegal behavior without repercussion. But I realized... 3/4 #ThisIsAmerica

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@aasif

6 years

Since Christianity has historically been the most violent religion on earth, I would say yes, it’s your violent and aggressive cultural upbringing.

Richard Dawkins

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6 years

Listening to the lovely bells of Winchester, one of our great mediaeval cathedrals. So much nicer than the aggressive-sounding “Allahu Akhbar.” Or is that just my cultural upbringing?

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@aasif

7 years

Yuge Loss today for #PresidentBannon and his tiny hand puppet @realDonaldTrump

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@aasif

7 years

. @FLOTUS decision to not move into the #WhiteHouse , costs country more in security than entire budget for #NEA

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@aasif

7 years

. #Pussy .

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

I will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!

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@aasif

5 years

I’m convinced there’s a group text out there with all the world leaders that @realDonaldTrump is not on.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

AMERICA IS RESPECTED AGAIN!

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@aasif

6 years

You do realize that the #1 person #TIMESUP for is YOUR DAD, right? #25thAmendment

Ivanka Trump

@IvankaTrump

6 years

Just saw @Oprah 's empowering & inspiring speech at last night’s #GoldenGlobes . Let’s all come together, women & men, & say #TIMESUP ! #United

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@aasif

6 years

Congratulations to my man @azizansari on his historic win! #GoldenGlobes

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@aasif

5 years

5 years later and I still feel like we’re in the Dempocolypse. @TheDailyShow

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@aasif

9 years

Paraphrasing Obama:- "What the fuck is wrong with America and Fuck you NRA"

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@aasif

8 years

They are going wild? Weird bc... all of #Scotland voted to stay IN the #EU you #lying #idiot .

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

8 years

Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!

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@aasif

5 years

Oh good. Sounds like we can all rest easy... #massshootings

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

Today, I authorized the lowering of the flags to half-staff at all Federal Government buildings in honor of the victims of the tragedies in El Paso, Texas, and Dayton, Ohio....

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6 years

I’m beginning to think that our #President might be #Racist .

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@aasif

7 years

If you voted third party you voted for #Trump . Sleep well.

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@aasif

8 years

"I had to pay people who worked for me" #TrumpSacrifice

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@aasif

7 years

Imposing 20% tx hike on Mexico cos they won't pay for your stupid wall means we pay more for goods = we still pay for wall.

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@aasif

8 years

. @realDonaldTrump "Take the oil?" What are you talking about. With a ziplock bag? It's a war crime. Dumbass! #debates2016

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@aasif

4 years

This is out of an Autocrat playbook. Attack peaceful protesters so you can look tough and threaten to deploy the military onto the streets of America. Then take an awkward photo-op in front of a religious bldg. #protests2020 #BlackLivesMatter #CowardinChief @realDonaldTrump

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@aasif

6 years

The President of the United States just publicly insulted a private citizen who built schools for children in his community, while he chooses to puts kids in cages. This is where we are. #LebronJames 2020!

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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Lebron James was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon. He made Lebron look smart, which isn’t easy to do. I like Mike!

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@aasif

7 years

Translation: Tragic attack! Perfect moment for my political agenda of bigotry, ignorance & fear! Thank you #ISIS . #LondonBridgeAttack

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

We need to be smart, vigilant and tough. We need the courts to give us back our rights. We need the Travel Ban as an extra level of safety!

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@aasif

7 years

don't worry @realDonaldTrump supporters. When you're paying 20% more for food & gas, you can be comforted by that beautiful #wall

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@aasif

6 years

Go to hell you pathetic spineless piece of human garbage!

Vice President Mike Pence Archived

@VP45

6 years

To the students, families, teachers of Santa Fe High School, all of those affected and the entire community: We are with you, you are in our prayers, and you're in the prayers of the American people.

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9 years

@POTUS please invite this kid to the White House!

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@aasif

5 months

Disappointed that @MSNBC would choose to silence ⁦ @mehdirhasan ⁩ a prominent Muslim voice when hate crimes against Muslims in America continue to rise.

Mehdi Hasan’s show canceled by MSNBC as part of weekend shakeup

MSNBC has canceled Mehdi Hasan’s Sunday night opinion show as part of a broader shakeup across the network’s lineup of weekend programming. Hasan, who will remain with the network as an…

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@aasif

6 years

in 1944, the Supreme Court made the morally reprehensible decision to uphold Japanese Internment camps. History will look at today's decision about the #MuslimBan , and the 5 Justices who supported it, with the same revulsion. #SCOTUS #TravelBan

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@aasif

7 years

Thank you @CNN for again ignoring real news and giving us uninterrupted coverage of another self-congratulatory #Trump rally.

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@aasif

8 years

man, I wish this guy could stick around a little longer. @BarackObama

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@aasif

6 years

If you’re worried about proximity to insults maybe focus on the fact that @PressSec insults the media and citizens of this country everyday with lies and disinformation campaign. #Fascism #WHCD

Maggie Haberman

@maggieNYT

6 years

That @PressSec sat and absorbed intense criticism of her physical appearance, her job performance, and so forth, instead of walking out, on national television, was impressive.

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@aasif

6 years

. @DineshDSouza you have said publicly that in our society "we have too little truth" Well here's some truth; You are a DESPICABLE person.

Dinesh D'Souza

@DineshDSouza

6 years

Worst news since their parents told them to get summer jobs

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@aasif

8 years

'I cheated on my wives far less than I wanted to" #TrumpSacrifice

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6 years

. #HappyBirthdayPresidentObama He wasn't perfect. You can and should criticize his policies, but remember when the President was a fundamentally decent person. We can no longer say that, it's not true anymore. #ObamaDay

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4 years

Necessary watching. Reposting from my friend @realmikecolter .

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. @KamalaHarris came out to Mary.J.Blige and 78 year old @JoeBiden came out jogging! It’s a new day people! #Election2020 #JoeBiden

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@aasif

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Day after day precious American lives are killed by other American's with guns that they can buy without background checks ...sorry, I mean by illegal aliens. Terrorists. Terrorists and Mexicans. Thats what I meant. #TrumpAddress

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@aasif

6 years

Certainly one way to go out.

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@aasif

7 years

So you think ppl protesting for rights of refugee's is WORSE than guy shooting a school full of children with an Ar-15. You are despicable.

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

7 years

Oh, I will - don't worry. I thought right-wing gun nuts were bad, but these hysterical Trump-hating liberals are far nastier.

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"I don't actually know how the economics of trade deals work, but I'm betting you don't either so I'm just going to make sounds with my mouth"- @realDonaldTrump #TrumpAddress

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aasif mandvi

@aasif

7 years

Well of course. Stupid doesn't know it's stupid. That's why it's stupid.

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

7 years

Not really. 97% of those who voted Trump would vote for him again, according to recent poll.

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aasif mandvi

@aasif

4 years

As a former Senior Legal Analyst, my professional opinion on the #ImpeachmentHearings is I am clearly more qualified to practice law than #Trump 's lawyers.

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