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My name is Jessica. I'm awesome & I smell good. I'm a dancer but not the exotic kind. I have white teeth & I don’t hate armpit hair as much as I used to.

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Joined March 2011
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9 months
#ThirtyTwoFlavors is a collection of music to celebrate my day. The playlist consists of songs by Virgos & songs that beautifully describe the essence of Jessica, your favorite Virgo 😉♍️
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@_Nicksy The head nod lol
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@KiannaBanks If Rihanna said his name is Da, then his name is Da!
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This is what I picture when I pray to Jesus
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Happy Friday. Go get your hair done today.
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@55mmbae The fact that Kerry Washington stitched this video 😩😂
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@heyyitsjanea He had a nasty thought and God was nope come on 😂
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@sednahhh @thiqueicon This & that Imagine singing almost took me OUT 😩😩😩
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@sunflowersoliel Offset calmly undoing his cuffs getting ready for fisticuffs is my favorite part
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@Phil_Lewis_ He’s fine, holds himself accountable and is open to being educated! I wonder can his wife fight...
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@soxtraswt @shecallsmeking3 I hope she’s doing well
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@whoaitsyd She also told us to leave our man at home but she don’t. She be lying lmao.
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@sluggseulgi @yahsiirr Lmao “No.” 😩😂😂
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@NotLaja The dance team couldn’t learn her choreo?
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Shonda really had me rooting for infidelity every Thursday night 😩
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@KpakaFlo like THEYRE SO UNSERIOUS 😭😭
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@itsKARY_ He was selling OLIVE OIL lmaoooo 😩😂😂
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@zblay @JasmynBeKnowing Lmao her calling him Uncle Bernie is the best thing I’ve seen all day
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2 years
@KennedyKeyonce She really did Aidan dirty!
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Alright by @VictoriaMonet requires a two time listen before continuing to the next song. I can’t explain it…it’s science
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@Minionprincess @SnizzyIzzy @ayoodestoo @MilvertonSaint He also said Black people were way too sensitive & defended some bald YT woman 🙄
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3 years
@davinccdeez I gotta screenshot this and send it to my therapist so she knows it’s not just me!
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3 years
@laaythagoddess @ungodlylayla He said that???? That’s dumb as hell! What’s he want to be known as? The Italian guy JLo almost married in the Wedding Planner?
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@terrill It’s what they deserve! That response was nasty!
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@thetoxicfemme @H3NNYC0K3 “YOU GO FLUSH IT” 😩😂😂
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@_scottjohnson @THEKIDMERO @desusnice The “Hell yeah” took me all the way out
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@astoldbybunny Because him singing like that so close is giving you wanna kiss me
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3 years
WizKid is little but he’s cute lol
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4 years
@ajiswriting BEYONCE IS ON PINK + WHITE????
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4 years
@tribecalledlex Also they could barely enforce a curfew for a damn pandemic but all of a sudden they’re sooo strict
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3 years
@sadyellowhoney @RAGGEDYROYAL You should start making people feel bad! Be like “Felicia was a crackhead. Are you saying I look like a crackhead?” That’ll make them feel uncomfortable & stupid!
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@NexusLevy @fonzfranc He got a third leg and I wanna see it
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@itsKARY_ I kinda wanna see Erica and Bambi fight. It’s been a long time coming 🫣
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@ShawnZGatlin WHATEVER IT TAKESSSS
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2 years
@sheistyler @_jazminyvonne I don’t know why but the way she said “i don’t know that language” has me cracking up 😩😂😂😂
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3 years
@ashleykimtoo @FineNFilm Right?? Like what are the benefits? Attracting someone ashy?
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@pushyamami It’s so funny to me how he’s in such denial the entire show and the writing is so good it tricks the audience into almost rooting for a serial killer.
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3 years
@normonce It was the “it was amazing” for me 🥺😍
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@Joanna124 @people So why are you here commenting?
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@mefeater @DojaCat 2020 definitely feels like 7 years ago so I get it
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Me when I saw @kofi in the Insecure Final Season trailer #InsecureHBO
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@soberthots_ What happened to “hello, how are you? my name is…”?
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Hey 👀 @smino
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@Jordan89800271 @danselord @VonDelano You gotta knock yourself out and wake up when they walk in to make it more believable
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4 years
@superdarkskin @tinaqueen_15 In NYC? In this economy?
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3 years
@pj_iykyk @lickitoff You can also say the thing about the relationship 🙈😖
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@BET If you don’t believe in Him, that is fine but please respect those that do. This is not the place for you to argue someone else’s beliefs. We can all agree that is amazing & we’re happy for them. There’s no need for anything else.
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@GNCordova Your wrap was so smooth & flat; i did not expect all that hair! Beautiful 😍😍😍
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@MathewNoKnowles People scream “we want R&B Beyoncé” like these two don’t exist
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@nicothemaestro People are miserable in the comments. It shows nobody played pretend with them before
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@kinnyboo They really tried to convince us that weak ass heel toe got her into Julliard!!!!
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@LaRonHines We gotta find his burner account lmao
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@Bruce_Cares @moneyymaya That is Jason Derulo
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@slimfineMF He’s kinda cute 👀
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3 years
@TxxRedd We need more songs slandering deadbeats
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@NoTixNoSkates Lol i love that he asked Ayesha “who do you wanna be” 😩😂😂😂
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@cyborpunks Honestly this is one of the best things to happen all decade
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@7aelor Samantha needed a real one because she was the realest one on the show!
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4 years
@odedanilo And you gotta follow up with “is there anyone that would be upset with you being on this date?”
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@OkSoMik OKAY MR PRESIDENT
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@TheBaddestMitch The “sorry to this man” takes me out every time
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@EmpyreRael @TSKawaiiBruja @thegal_lele @sadyellowhoney @RAGGEDYROYAL Also Crackhead isn’t anti Black. It’s a universal term. There are indeed white crackheads
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@hennyondatweet @RoderickPhifer People sleep on The Carters album
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@Slangdini Lmao i wonder if this is the reason why my grandma liked Jeopardy so much
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@lnrbb8 Now we need to bully them into bringing Don Lemon back
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@CammyDisco These niggas aren’t Pac fans for real smh
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@KaylarWill “BuT sHe’S cUBan”
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@Stushkaiser @damnyougotkik I blame Diddy. Somehow this is his fault
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@stevehova @FUCKBOOG @gillyvsthewrld Jay looks confused 93% of the time! Lmao
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3 years
How do y’all wait in virtual lines for sneakers every week? Waiting for those WizKid tickets took a lot out of me lol.
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2 years
@mrmess Why couldn’t you just tweet your opinion? Lol why do you need someone to include you in a conversation
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@FineNFilm @Return2Mars Not women in the comments talking about some “meeeee”
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@JasonChandler_ @LifeWithJRDN Rest In Peace to Woodland 😞🙏🏾
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@ourhermitage FINNEAS said
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@TheOhEmmDee That little boy is a STAR! 🥹
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@KingKeeme @KaliforniJAY I’d have to give her her money back. You not about to put that pressure on me lmao
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@YonceVocals I love that the dancers all rushed to action!
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@Freexone_ Chewing Gum was ridiculous lmao
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@mochagrandelate @Janeenessa @Beyonce_Miami @ladygaga @Beyonce Hold on. He spoke WELL of those others but he was in LOVE with Beyoncé. A difference
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@Drakegoat I could never be this bold. Even if I lived by myself 😂
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@SPsentme @BienSur_JeTaime They committed a crime....
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@KyMalibu Just means he’s been corny for mad long
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@sinofmac The real question is why is she at the school? Who invited her and why?
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@ava if you’re reading this, I just want to say it was an honor being in your presence today even if only for a few moments. I thank you for the work you’re doing in our community & how beautifully you tell our stories.
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@mixedhunty Let me go listen to Broke With Expensive Taste real quick
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@MsJazzybelle @str8dropliyah Oh i thought we all agreed as a people that that was the rule
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@SPsentme @BienSur_JeTaime You’re really upset. You must’ve committed from fraud lol
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@Susziesu lmao are you trying to fuck her?
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@jameerpond @DejonNoMustard Your Eartha Kitt impression makes me cry every single time 😂
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@indiapitts21 @t0nit0ne Don’t talk about people’s kids, bro
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Today as I was walking down 14th street avoiding the office & drinking this nasty ass juice, I stumbled upon a camera crew filming.
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@LLkell__ @JEROM___ @lilkaee_x RIGHT! After a couple curves, it’s clear the man knows what he’s doing
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