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@___anjola
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7 months
:)
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@___anjola
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1 year
molly mae’s ellie bellie toy NEEDS a wash
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@___anjola
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2 years
asked a boy i’m talking to the last time he had sex, he said 3weeks ago… like damn, you didn’t even have the courtesy to lie??
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@___anjola
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2 years
how can a man be on holiday with his girl & be messaging me ‘wish you were here’? too wicked
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@___anjola
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2 years
secured a grad job in tech at a Big 4 company in London, i can’t even believe how good God has been to me
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@___anjola
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10 months
thanking God today because i landed my dream grad job working in tax at a top firm in the city 🥹 He’s working fr
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@___anjola
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2 years
if a guy doesn’t shout you for daysss after seeing you, it’s over, right?
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@___anjola
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2 years
just submitted my dissertation.. this academic year has been so difficult for me, i’ve never been more proud of myself than i am right now
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@___anjola
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2 years
dad was too geeked and printed it straight away 😅
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@___anjola
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7 months
happy birthday to me, i <3 digitals
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@___anjola
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20 days
i don’t understand, why is (seemingly) nobody using contraception these days?
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@___anjola
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2 months
more digitals <3
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@___anjola
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1 year
idk why people can’t act normal when it comes to black women, why do you need to refer to food/royalty when talking about me?
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@___anjola
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1 year
le sang chaud
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@___anjola
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1 year
❤️‍🔥
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@___anjola
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2 years
happy 22nd to me :’)
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@___anjola
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2 years
@AbelPxet he’s done.
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@___anjola
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19 days
@teendrtbagg contraception is not synonymous to birth control btw
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@___anjola
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1 year
isn’t he having a baby next month?
@IFLTV
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1 year
Tommy Fury has taken to Instagram to call out @JakePaul to fight him for free in Manchester or London next month 🍿 📹 @tommytntfury #TommyFury #JakePaul #BoxingFans
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@___anjola
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3 months
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@Corddaryl
Corddaryl Woodford
3 months
Ladies, What’s that picture of you smiling that makes you say “Wow I have nice smile”?
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@___anjola
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3 years
i’m not average
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@___anjola
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1 year
means the most to me :’)
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@___anjola
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2 years
‘move your hand’ >>>>>
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
2 years
What do you enjoy hearing your sexual partner say to you in the bedroom?Let's help give some tips!
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@___anjola
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20 days
is crepes and cones still open lol
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@___anjola
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1 month
hearing a woman refer to other women as ‘bitches’
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@___anjola
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28 days
sorry to comeback to this, but i’ve noticed that when these nigerians talk about ‘fresh’ skin, they mean it to be synonymous to ‘light’ or ‘fair’ skin
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@___anjola
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1 year
wanna take lingerie pics on film
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@___anjola
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20 days
@tayd0ll lmaoo, it’s not every method of contraception that says hormonal (condoms, copper iud etc), and there’s no guarantee the hormonal methods will make you gain weight
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@___anjola
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2 years
also ‘fuckkk’ when you’re in control
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 🤠
2 years
What do you enjoy hearing your sexual partner say to you in the bedroom?Let's help give some tips!
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@___anjola
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3 years
🤍
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@___anjola
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2 years
@L7hunna i didn’t expect him to be so specific 😂 though he was just gonna say ‘a while ago’ or something
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@___anjola
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24 days
it’s the ‘🙅🏾‍♀️’ that sends me
@jesscuz1can
BIGSTUNTA 🩷
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I think about this more than i like to admit
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@___anjola
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1 year
@SymplyJas you might wanna try avoiding chicken, especially if it’s nonorganic, it increases oestrogen production, which is what makes your breasts grow :)
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@___anjola
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2 years
sorry, but my nail tech slid on these
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@___anjola
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3 years
birthday dinner last night :)
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@___anjola
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1 year
this is my mum’s friend’s son, they didn’t even ask him for it, they just stabbed him and took it off his dying body :((((
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@___anjola
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10 months
one thing about me, i’m gonna eat a salad
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@___anjola
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1 year
my graduation yesterday meant so much because of how much i went through to finish uni, it was only God’s grace that got me here fr
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@___anjola
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4 months
avoiding pregnancy is too easy for you to get pregnant for a useless man, i’m sorry
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@___anjola
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4 years
hi x
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@___anjola
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2 years
i remember when i was mates with a first love babe and she told me that ‘depression will be my portion’ because i went to a motive on halloween lmao #ChurchOrCult
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@___anjola
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11 months
this is why commercial surrogacy is illegal in the uk 👍🏾
@theashrb
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“Surrogacy” doesn’t belong in the free market as a mere service like retail or insurance and people need to stop viewing it that way 😭 idc who wants to argue with me tonight.
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@___anjola
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3 years
i love seeing sexually liberated women, as long as you’re being safe and not hurting anyone, get it innnnn
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@___anjola
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1 year
my problem is i’m ready to say ily after one kiss
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@___anjola
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3 years
they wouldn’t have tested positive for HIV yet, but if you are (God forbid) injected with something or come into contact with a compromised needle, go to your pharmacy/GP/A&E asap for PEP drugs (post exposure prophylaxis) to avoid contracting it.
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@___anjola
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2 years
@adorekem all because it’s branded lmaoooo
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@___anjola
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1 month
please, the Olympics is in paris this summer, we gotta get hotels before it’s too late!
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it’s never “how are you”, always drop paris dates 😪
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@___anjola
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1 year
everyone’s getting pregnant, God protect me
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@___anjola
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1 year
breaks my heart when people use ‘autistic’ as an insult
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@___anjola
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2 years
the eye contact
@Oloni
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Okay apart from an orgasm what do you enjoy most about sex?
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2 years
how can you expect someone to do 6month talking stage? v silly
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2 years
@bridget_eke fr, this is cute?
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@___anjola
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1 year
i just love random bank account transfers, definitely the way to my heart
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@___anjola
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2 years
once again, we are able to conclude that the majority of men know nothing about female anatomy 👍🏾
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@___anjola
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1 year
you people won’t stop going on about ‘uk girls are bad vibes’, i promise you we don’t care
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@___anjola
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8 months
i’m dead, they’re just finding out about this
@Olamide0fficial
OLAMIDE 🌸💖
8 months
Naira Marley’s cr!m!nal record in Peckham. This is crazy 🥴
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3 months
so is it normal to feel enraged when the guy you fancy posts their face?
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19 days
@teendrtbagg not worldwide
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@___anjola
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7 months
can’t believe that klaus and caroline never made a proper go of things
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@___anjola
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2 years
finally finished university this morning, despite 3 years of illness, anxiety, and crippling depression, and even though i’m not graduating this summer, i’m so proud of myself, i can’t stop crying :’)
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@___anjola
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8 months
knucks is deffo one of the most beautiful men
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@___anjola
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2 years
@holly_strr go to the police asap, oh my God
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3 years
😙
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2 years
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@___anjola
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9 months
i hope Crime Pays is doing well
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@___anjola
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1 year
why is rubbing your feet together underneath the duvet so comforting
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@___anjola
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9 months
v late post but #recessparis with my babies ❤️‍🔥
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1 year
i need to learn how to stfu
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@___anjola
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2 years
not shayne and natalie still being together???
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@___anjola
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1 year
when people call me spoilt it kills me, because why should my dad let me suffer when he has to money to make my life easier?
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@___anjola
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2 years
when he tells you how beautiful you are during missionary >>>>>>>
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@___anjola
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1 year
according to my dad, it’s not one single man on this planet that deserves me lmao
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@___anjola
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2 years
how can you give head on a daily basis? are your jaws made of titanium??
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2 years
when he tells you he works in finance
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2 years
alex bowen is a real man if there ever was one
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2 months
@bekstfu_ act like you’re extra interested lol
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@___anjola
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1 year
how do i get small boobs, not even joking
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@___anjola
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5 months
a guy was trying to talk to me last night and said ‘so you’re from south? a real ghetto bitch’… who is raising you guys??
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2 years
@bekstfu_ through my teeth
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1 year
thank you God for waking me up this morning
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@___anjola
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6 months
i don’t understand how the elizabeth line is always having issues and it’s only 1.5 years old. jubilee line never has/has had these issues???
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1 year
‘black queen’ ‘chocolate’, yuck
@sheinlovewrae
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1 year
don’t nothing piss me off more than being called queen like you doing too much
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@___anjola
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3 years
other than some salt, why would you season white rice????
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just got w*t watching this
@theereal_one
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i can’t believe y’all be going crazy over dis nasty ass shit like ewww 🤢🤢
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& if he doesn’t do anything for you on valentine’s day, leave him alone
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@___anjola
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3 years
my lecturers are even holding my exam results hostage until the uni agrees to their demands LOL
@adzz_s
adzz シ🇵🇸🍉
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The way these Universities are robbing students isn’t being talked about enough at all. Half a year of lecturers striking followed by a global pandemic and we’re still paying full price? Wtf???
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one time i went on a date and split the bill bc i knew i wasn’t seeing him again, told my dad and he wanted me to call the guy so he could ask him why he didn’t pay LOL
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Lmao just randomly remembered when I was like 19 my dad asked how a date went + who paid, I said split and he sent me money to pay her back for her half made me contact her to send it (Which was mad awkward since date was meh so hadn’t spoken since then)
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2 years
can’t wait to give someone a daughter
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@___anjola
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6 months
could someone please explain to my mum that when you knock on a door, you need to wait for the person to say ‘come in’ before opening the door?
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@___anjola
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2 years
why is buying new glasses so expensive? i actually just wanna see
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@___anjola
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2 years
instead of calling your ex, bash
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@___anjola
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4 months
i feel like going uni is always a great decision, even if you don’t end up working in that field, getting a degree requires many skills that will prove so useful later on in life
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@___anjola
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3 months
it looks way better than what she asked for
@TherealJadaax
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3 months
What I asked for vs. what I got … does this even look like mega volume?????
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2 years
@iAmAClipse just be vague, don’t give such a specific time period looool
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15 days
exactly, even very strong swimmers can be caught off guard and drown when pushed into a pool unexpectedly
Some of y’all are saying this is why everyone should take a swim class. No. This is why everyone should keep their hands to themselves and stop pushing folks into pools. Idc if you’re Michael Phelps.
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@___anjola
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1 year
men talk about women like we’re inanimate objects, and i HATE it.
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@___anjola
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1 month
in certain cultures, it isn’t taught that you eat with your eyes like westerners believe lol
@TGM_007
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unrelated but west african food is so hard on the eye, very unaesthetic
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@___anjola
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5 months
there’s a particular cadence in speech that certain individuals use when they wanna sound smart, it’s very obvious
@Unxpected_Media
The UnXpected Media
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What’s your thoughts on his opinion on UK girls going to Nigeria to find “value”
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