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@____PM1O
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6 months
He’d have 5 stars as soon as he landed in America
@TeamCRonaldo
TCR.
6 months
Cristiano Ronaldo on the cover of GTA 6 would be insane. 🔥🐐
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28 days
People used to just die. We used to be a proper country 🇬🇧
@JayneJ07
Jayne Jones
30 days
New normal 🤨 defib’s everywhere you go … I wonder why 🤔
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1 year
Lucky he never set up peoples fire sticks so they could watch the footy on the cheap isn’t it? Fucking backwards little Island this.
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1 year
The UK is full of fucking weirdos, 14.4m people living in poverty, foodbank use at an all time high, while they’re knocking about in solid gold carriages and harbouring a known paedophile, but what you’re arsed about is the fans singing “stick your coronation up your arse”? 🤣
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11 months
He said no? Will Juventus not just sign him anyway?
@AtalantaBC_News
Atalanta BC News
11 months
I have been told that Mason Greenwood has reached an agreement with Atalanta. He will be in Bergamo on Tuesday. He has said no to Juventus to join Atalanta.
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4 months
Maybe get AI to make you some fucking mates instead lad 👍🏼
@WilcoFtbl
𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒄𝒐🧣
4 months
I’m going to miss Klopp so much man 🥺 Made this with the help of AI while close to tears.
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2 months
“I’m hungover, here’s my arse”
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2 years
Lads at the match enjoying himself, singing for his team? What’s wrong with this, Dave? Not white enough for you, you horrible muppet?
@evertonmongrol
Dave
2 years
Anfield.
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7 months
John Fury is like the Jason Tindall of boxing isn’t he?
@MichaelBensonn
Michael Benson
7 months
‼️ Tyson Fury vs Francis Ngannou final press conference face-off ahead of Saturday night… [🎥 @Queensberry ]
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4 months
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@LandOfPG
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4 months
What’s the Worst Tweet that you’ve ever witnessed?
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11 months
I couldn’t be less arsed about players going to play in Saudi Arabia, but if there’s someone who can’t give out lectures on morals, it’s Rio Ferdinand who cheated on his dying wife.
@FIVEUK
FIVE
11 months
🗣️ RIO FERDINAND CALLS OUT JAMIE CARRAGHER
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11 months
The irony of a tory waiting for an ambulance for this scratch is unbelievable 🤣 what a gigantic fanny
@TPointUK
Turning Point UK 🇬🇧
11 months
45 minutes later the ambulance has arrived.
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11 months
@MorpheusResisst
GG33 Business 🍊
1 year
What’s one quote from Andrew Tate that changed your life?
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18 days
I’ve absolutely no idea if that’s a bird or a fella, or if they’re 15 or 56. Unbelievable
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haych
19 days
fucking hell🤮🤮
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9 months
Knocked his bird about and forced her to have sex with him and his punishment is to rebuild his career in the sun with his new club announcing him like a hero. The games rotten. Fuck off
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7 months
A poppy and a Nazi tattoo, this is what you’re up against here 🤣🤣🤣 Donut
@Nullen80
77th👑 Nullen, Biscuit Overlord. Disinfo Ninja
7 months
Is the poppy in rememberence of all the Nazis that died?
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11 months
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@WilcoFtbl
𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒄𝒐🧣
11 months
Don’t want to see Kalvin Phillips within 100 miles of Liverpool. Not good enough, don’t want him, end of story.
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1 year
@RaithRovers
Raith Rovers Football Club
1 year
✍️ Dick extension. We’re delighted to announce Liam Dick has renewed his contract for another year, keeping him at the club until June 2024. Liam’s strong defending and versatility has been vital in his 80 appearances for the club, scoring four goals. #YouBelong
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1 year
Could floss his teeth with a mattress, fucking hell 🤣
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
Official. Scott Carson has signed a one-year extension to his contract with Man City, keeping him at the club until the summer of 2024. 🔵🤝🏻 #MCFC He’s gonna stay as 3rd goalkeeper next season.
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7 months
Andy Cole - “is that a 6 or a 9?” There’s only 8 teams in the draw Andy you fucking plant pot
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10 months
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
10 months
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Alisson Becker is being targeted by Al-Nassr and the Brazilian would be tempted by a move to Saudi Arabia. 🇸🇦 (Source: @sebnonda )
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6 months
One of the most incredible shouts you’ll ever hear 😭😭
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5 months
James Milner, thank you.
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@Gunnersc0m
Gunners
5 months
Declan Rice, thank you.
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8 months
Put that butter on his bread with a slingshot
@iamtomskinner
Thomas Skinner ⚒
8 months
Home from work. It was freezing in the warehouse today so I nice hot tomatoe soup to warm me up. I’m live on ITV London around 6.15pm today if anyone’s about. Bosh❤️
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1 year
Fella thinks you get Champions League badges on your sleeve for 1 trophy 😭
@mcfc_robin2
Robin
1 year
Stunning 💙
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2 years
Me deleting all previous tweets about City’s owners and their fake sponsorships
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5 months
Bald man surprised at the money in haircuts. Shocker
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8 months
New Pirates of the Caribbean looks Shite
@GoodBadRugby
The Good, The Bad & The Rugby
8 months
Unsavoury scenes at Stade Velodrome as several England fans are removed for fighting. #RWC2023 #ENGvFIJ
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5 months
We’ve all been Owen Beck here, stuck in a kitchen at 5 bells with a mate who’s been on it all night 🤣
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5 months
Proper hate this trend of taking the piss out of lads following their team on aways but I’m struggling badly with that trim there 🤣
@CasualChaps
Casual Chaps 🇬🇧
5 months
Newport County
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4 months
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@AlexLeTissier
Alex Le Tissier
4 months
If you saw me at a party what would you do?
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10 months
Blind people can use your face for braille you spotty little creep 🤣
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@CfCKane8529
𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐞
10 months
@abdalla_2811 Bin dippers in the mud
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1 year
You didn’t waste any time did you, hairy hands?
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@richardajkeys
Richard Keys
1 year
Did I see Alisson booked for time wasting today? At Anfield v Brentford? Surely not. Liverpool never waste time. 🤷‍♂️😂.
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11 months
Look at the twitter note under this 😳
@ptrain67
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1 year
@Helloimmorgan Invited a Colombian woman on vacation without meeting her first - now we’re getting married.
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26 days
Look at that head, what a shine. No fucking about, that’s a proper fucking baldy. My manager
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
26 days
"We haven't confirmed anything yet" 🗣️ Arne Slot says his move to Liverpool has not yet been finalised 🇳🇱
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27 days
Should have one pundit each week on Sky that gets to have a bevy. Swerve the in depth tactical nonsense, I want to see Roy Keane bladdered on Super Sunday.
@CBSSportsGolazo
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
28 days
🍻 @Carra23 loving life in Dortmund 📺 @delpieroale shining in the studio 😅 @Pschmeichel1 sweating out his mixed zone decorum Postgame chaos like only our #UCLToday crew can deliver 🍿
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11 months
Going to be a long few days for that kid that threw the cat off the cliff, hope he gets bonneted and skittled everywhere 👍🏼
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11 months
@Phineas
Phineas
2 years
I have an idea for a Titanic (1997) sequel, where a luxury submarine full of millionaires crashes while touring the wreck of Titanic. (They all drown and get eaten by crabs. The movie is 26 minutes long. Very rewatchable.)
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1 year
“2 portions of chicken wings, one for me and one for Evie”
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6 months
Remember when we were only allowed out for a pint if you bought a “substantial meal”? 🤣🤣
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10 months
Should be in jail, never mind being considered to come back to play football again for Man United. Dirty little rapist
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
10 months
Man United are expected to announce decision regarding Mason Greenwood’s future opening PL game of the season on August 14. ⚠️ It’s only up to the club. Erik ten Hag will not be responsible of any decision, he will discuss Greenwood future right after the club.
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11 days
Sound… zero European Cups in 137 years doesn’t make you a big club 👍🏼
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
11 days
I don't think winning one League title in 8yrs makes you a 'Premier League great.'
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4 months
Feels like a perfect day to try out bungee jumping without a rope
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11 months
@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
11 months
🤝
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6 months
Could have waited until half time surely
@IanDoyleSport
Ian Doyle
6 months
Tsimikas curls one out. Sums up the first half perfectly
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11 months
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8 months
“A challenging place to live” hahaha can’t be any worse than you going in an Arsenal end looking the double of Daniel Levy you bald Tory bowing ball
@1878SNEFC
Seamus N
8 months
what’s he trying to say here the big tory
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1 year
Booing family of wealth hoarding, incest, paedophiles is absolutely nothing like booing the deaths of 97 innocent people at a football match, you bulb chewing imbecile
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1 month
Anthony Taylor has been chosen by the FA to be a referee at the Euros in the summer. He’s denied Forest 3 clear penalties last week and done this today 🤣 if that’s the best this leagues got then fucking hell.
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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A bizarre incident in the West Ham vs Liverpool game. Anthony Taylor denied Cody Gakpo taking the ball away from Alphonse Areola in front of goal... Was there a whistle here? 🤔
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11 months
How do you spell 2 words wrong in a 5 word banner? 🤣 fucking hell
@FLAFGreaterMan1
FLAF_GreaterManchester
11 months
Show up with this on a matchday & see how long you last… you shithouse racist arseholes. #RedAction #MUAF #FLAF #AFA
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1 year
Genuinely can’t believe I’ve just read that first line of the second paragraph…
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1 year
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10 months
Not even lying, I’ve never once seen Ten Hag criticised for anything in my life 🤣 even though he’s considering reintegrating a rapist into his squad but god forbid Klopp uses a swear word hahaha.
@TenHagEra
Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan)
10 months
God forbid the media reaction if Manchester United manager, Erik Ten Hag, did something like this.
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1 year
Who’s Da was trying to get on the pitch for a straightener with Solanke? 🤣
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10 months
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@LunihanV1
Lunihan
10 months
What happened to Casemiro, he’s got the Luke Shaw build 😭
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1 year
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@TOFFEEBLUECAST
TOFFEE BLUECAST
1 year
Naughtier than trying to slip it in the wrong hole doggy style that kit 🔥
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9 months
This kids got more balls standing in front of that camera and saying how he feels than every single little fart in the replies trying to take the piss behind a picture of their favourite football player. Go on lad 👊🏼
@pinkun
The Pink Un
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🔰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 “I’m going to watch the first half, and then have the second half in my headphones.” 🟡🟢 What’s your plan for following the Lionesses❓ #NCFC
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1 year
This is better than that time the QPR fella was asking for witnesses for his bird necking a 6ft lad at half time while he went for a scran 🤣
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10 months
This clubs going to be the Endo me
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
10 months
EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool submit formal bid to sign Japanese midfielder Wataru Endō on permanent deal 🚨🔴🇯🇵 #LFC Negotiations ongoing with Stuttgard — player wants the move as it’s biggest opportunity of his career. Surprisining move by Liverpool director Schmadtke.
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1 year
Her kids seeing this on their phones this morning…
@BBCBreakfast
BBC Breakfast
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'I love Everton more than my kids' Everton fans spoke to #BBCBreakfast after a last day win avoided relegation from the Premier League
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14 days
Life with VAR
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@Gregoris96_YNWA
Gregoris Gkousis
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Life before VAR
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10 months
Monstermunchman
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@LivEchonews
Liverpool Echo
10 months
Encrochat dealer boasted of luxury villa holidays He used the handle "monstermunchman" to supply kilos of cocaine in the North West Full story:
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10 months
Thiago Alcantara
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
10 months
Name an extinct animal you'd like to see revived
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2 months
Happy Thatcher Dead Day to all those that celebrate 🤝
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2 years
England fans having issues getting in the ground? Fans fault surely? That’s how it works isn’t it?
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1 year
DJing at a party and the bird who’s booked me asked if her fella could play for an hour, said he could obviously so I could get an hour break, he’s just put an hour mix on and wore my headphones pretending to play 🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
Ian Wright - “when was the last time anyone said no to Ronaldo”
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1 year
No mate, I’ll be working but most people can’t go to work when it’s closed for a bank holiday you brainless fucking moron
@macca_38
macca
1 year
@___PM1O You’ll take the bank holiday thou won’t you 😂😂
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1 year
Get a life ye fucking freak, you go enjoy celebrating paedophiles who don’t give a single fuck about you, your family or anyone you know. Bootlicker
@AngloCatholica
🇻🇦♱ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
1 year
Yes mate let’s not celebrate a once in a lifetime event, a tradition dating back millennia and ingrained in our nation’s culture, values and history, because some people are poor. These events are things to get behind as a nation and bring people together as proud Britons.
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@SaintLambo07
Rickie lambert
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2 years
The first time Ronaldo has ever agreed to ‘mutual consent’
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1 year
If he’s made it through customs..
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1 year
Jack Grealish is a proper annoyingly likeable fella isn’t he? 🤣
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8 months
Choose your fighter
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10 months
@DylsFootyRamble Remember you done a video of you crying on the internet when your bird left you to get railed by other fellas?
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2 years
Man stands on penalty spot = scumbag Man volleys cat = play him centre half 🤣
@WestHam_Central
West Ham (C)entral 🏆
2 years
Van Dijk is a scum bag
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@StokeyyG2
george
2 months
HSTikkyTokky and General G crashed their McLaren earlier today…
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8 months
One thing I will say for PGMOL is at least they’ve admitted the mistake within a few days. It took you nearly a year to admit yours about fans in Paris, you big skinny helmet. Leg it
@mrjakehumphrey
Jake Humphrey
8 months
This was Norwich when fighting against relegation. A huge moment in our season. The reality is humans make mistakes because they are human. It has happened before 👇, it will happen again. Expecting perfection from others is as unhelpful for them as it is for us.
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@James_Dart
James Dart
10 months
Jude Bellingham scores for Real Madrid at Athletic 📸 Javier Zorrilla/EPA
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3 months
Caicedos Ma needs 3 seats to herself in corporate
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1 month
He is not injured until Taylor tells him to be hahahahaha
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3 months
Arsenal never gave them the ball back when Brentford kicked it out of play? Hmmm 🤔 wonder if we will get uproar about that
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1 year
Some throw from the top tier to get it to bend and land under there to be fair girl 👍🏼
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11 months
Just say you were in a bad way with it? Why lie and say you were awake for 29 days straight? 🤣
@jamesenglish0
James English
11 months
29 Days straight on cocaine - Glenn Tamplin
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Doubt it
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@gooneratl
GoonerATL
11 months
@Alex_OxChambo @LFC You was better of staying at arsenal 😂
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1 year
Between West Ham cum tributes, a lad posting the gear hes plugged for the world to see, and a picture of someone’s massive shit, I think that’s enough Twitter for today. In a bit 👍🏼
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3 months
I see we are on day 3 of people being fuming over a drop ball 2 and a half minutes, 3 possession losses, a throw in and a corner before a goal 🤣
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@westhamfootball
West Ham Football
8 months
“We know what we are we know what we are Champions of Europe We know what we are!” sung by West Ham and Man City fans yesterday at the London Stadium.
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You support fucking Hull lad, you’s pretend to be tigers at the match. Leave it out 🤣
@Lewwazere
GenericHullFan
6 months
Classic scouse victim mentality
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1 year
Mad that people sat round a table and thought this idea would save the world init?
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1 year
I’ve never seen Kone or Thuram kick a ball in my life, but they’re easily 2 of the best 3 midfielders in the world, alongside Alexis Mac Allister, who I’ve watched about about 4 times. Up the Reds ✊🏼
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6 months
The Producers of “I’m a Celebrity” are on the Premier Leagues payroll and out to get Everton. Maniac 🤣
@BrunsypPB
Paul Bruns
6 months
@chriswatson187 He probably has mentioned it but clever editing by the producers mean you won't see it, all on the PL payroll.
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1 year
You can fuck off as well @GNev2
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@simiafc
Simi
3 months
Raya on UCL nights Allison on UCL nights
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10 months
Makes sense
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