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2 years
Eleven grew up so fast 😭😭
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@MetroUK Boycotting working faster than we thought lmao
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@LyricVault Slipped down the 5 stairs and in critical condition? 😂
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@pubity "But boycotts don't work 🥺" Keep boycotting y'all ❤️
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@Israel Owned by community guidelines
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@LyricVault Stop roasting him y'all Can't like all the comments :)
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@SaeedDiCaprio People who were Posting "boycotts don't work"
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@yamarhaba_ Why are people even pissed at this ? There's nothing wrong ?
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@nataliafadeev "their country" Own goal !!
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@AhmedWritesShit
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Life was good when final projects were like this
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Lesgo much needed 🔥
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2 years
Sorry Abu🇵🇰 mene aapko bura bhala kaha 🥹
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@AhmedWritesShit
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Same energy ❤️🔥
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can we take any legal action against her for accusing an entire community , a society with her false unverified allegations which led to a massive drama and defamation of a religion and a country ??? If not atleast report her acc , such sh*t heads shouldn't be on this app
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Is Blue haired attention whore se milein Isko lgta ha 2-3 maa behen ki galiyan dene se or 1 akele larki ko bully krnay se iska bf flat hojayega
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1 saal mein 4 Baar follow kr chuka ha Jese follow back do , harami unfollow krdeta ha
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Bro the STARE 🥵🔥
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Call em bitch you paindu
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Did you know Gwen was just Ben without thick lips ???
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@GlobeEyeNews And people say boycotts don't work ? Look how he's now begging everyone to drink Starbucks 😭😭
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Someone else's but this view from jehlum is soo 😳
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@mohammed_hijab Simple answer
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Crushing on someone knowing you can never be with them <<<<
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@yashar Where's the lie
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When you don't feel your phone in pocket XD
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A guy scammed my mom online , blocked her after taking the payment for order and now my mom is like "shaid uska WhatsApp kharab hogya ho" 😭😭😭😭😭
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🗿 ~ from Arang Kel
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Modern problems require modern solutions
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Once I got the wrong order in KFC and the taste wasn't even good , so I went to McDonald's to complain about the food
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@missfalsteenia Everyone understands what she's up to but she gets away so easily
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Introverts are good at flirting on social media <<<3
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@nataliafadeev Yes exactly 'they' Leave their place and let them surf ???
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I can eat KFC 7 days a week , 30 days a month , 365 days a year and still won't get bored of it's taste
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Murder on my TL 😭😭😭
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@nypost Father deserves appreciation for raising such women ❤️
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Bro if she says "I hate you 😭" , congrats she has caught feelings for you
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@vivafalastin Probably the ring is stolen as well , just like the land he's proposing on
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Itni si Baat ?
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We've had the best childhood ngl 🥺
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@PopBase People in Gaza have no access to water or electricity but shameless Disney prefers to donate to Israel
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Nawaz sharif when Nawaz harami walks in
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@HananyaNaftali The lion 😆😆
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@nypost I hope they fire Noah schnapp as well for making similar statements in favor of Israel.
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Tu drug ha , tujhe pata nae ha lekin tu ha !!!
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Texting them during pak vs ind is a love language 💪
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Is Liye polio k katray pilana zaroori hota ha
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@DanishKaneria61 Once a wise man said
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Ye lo paani pee lo Thak gaye hogay paan paan wali yakki laga kar
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@AgentsFandom @The_Streamr If we can boycott Starbucks McDonald's KFC , why not a freaking show ? Make them regret their choice lmao
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Happy = 😭😭 Sad = 😭😭 Don't know what to reply = 😭😭 Want to end Convo = 😭😭 All rounder emoji 💪
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@IrfanPathan Sunday kese raha ?
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@CFCsommy There’s no reason to be super excited about your birthday , it’s just a normal day … don’t hurt yourself by expecting something huge from others
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@DearthOfSid Man with balls of steel 💪
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When you reject food for first time and expect your relatives to ask again but they move on to next person Inner you :
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@MarxIsMyNigga Blud left no crumbs
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Twitter ka bhi sahi ha 2 din baat kro and next day you're bestie 😂😭
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Kal Monday ha :)
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"didn't knew" Is the biggest turn off
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Billie eilish when doggy eilish walks in
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friends who don't judge you >>>>>
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@qalam_writes Ate and left no crumbs 🔥
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If she says "mein pooray rozay rakhoon gi" block him !
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Phone silent par rkhna wali beemari ghar se nikalwaye gi
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@Israel Lmao just edited the tweet , guess who got caught red handed
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Ladies and gentlemen Presenting you scheme of the century 🤌😭
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@Sports_Himanshu Religion was never the issue , Pakistani nationality was
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@cinemaries They have a very old habit of twisting the words
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🙏🙏
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Theek ha Bhai 👍
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In brown families if you laugh being sick , you're no more sick 🤦
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Bf who roasts 🤝 gf who flirts
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Desi parents think sprite is less dangerous than coke 👍
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@emma_hassy To iska mtlb ha har jagah ka ilzaam utha kar laga do ?
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Kids who used to watch this show are depressed 🫥
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You can flirt with anyone but not with your crush 🤠
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When your friend is driving at 150km/h and says "jani bus ab or jeenay ki khuwaish khatam hogaye ha"
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Seeing a good looking stranger in weddings knowing that you"ll never see them again Hits Hard.
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@LyricVault Just realized You just post about celebrities falling off from places 😭😭
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Show me a series better than this 👑🤍
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homies talk to each other on 3 different apps at the same time discussing 3 different topics
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People who don't believe in zodiac signs
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Ami Abu k phone mein WhatsApp Install kia tha , unhon ne mjhe CS student bana dia
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How are everyone in comments showing sympathy at all ? This guy used to say foul stuff about religion in his spaces and he had it coming, many people warned him but he wanted it All queers deserve this
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zaakra has deleted her video and all her friends can’t reach out to her, she is abducted again by the rehab who is making her post videos where she is literally shaking.. queer lives are so endangered and no person deserves to go through this:/ hope she gets through this safely😕
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May god bless the person who invented this flavour 😭❤️
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Being a slow learner in a classroom full of thetas is so depressing...
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Driving speed totally depends upon what music you're listening to ! And why is it 120+ if it's bewafa by Ik
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Baap jitna marzi roye dance nahi rukna chahiye 😴
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Yes breakup hurts the most but did you ever bite the inside of your cheek while eating food ?
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Era in which we used to collect these was elite
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Banda darwazay mein hath dede par kisi online personality k sath emotionally attach na hoye ;/
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@muslimthoughtz1 Now they'll say this crow is member of hamas
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Pro tip : never start a season during exams 🥹
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Real dudes flirt better with their homies than with girls :)
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@Angelo69Mathews @ICC You are absolutely right , the decision was against Sri Lanka! Now Sri Lanka should take their revenge by playing extremely aggressively against new Zealand and defeating them 💪💪
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