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@_Tshisevhe

11 months

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@_Tshisevhe

11 months

Aah man that video Liesl posted on tiktok of when they found out that Musa passed 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

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A man came in at the nail salon today(also a spa) and asked them to give his wife a massage and get her nails done. He started proclaiming his love for her infront of everyone. Thina we thought it was cute. When he left the wife started spilling 😭😭😭😭. He cheated 😭

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2 years

This is such a diverse group of friends

Ngcebz💕

@ngcebomcobothi1

2 years

My mom and her friends buy each other Christmas presents every year and go for lunch it’s so cute!

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4 years

My gorgeous niece bathong 😍😍. She had me missing all those “makhadzi vha mbuyele na malegere” moments. This pic stole my heart 😍😍

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2 years

One day we need to have a chat about black professionals(Drs, CA(SA)‘s, lawyers etc), that make it to the top and somehow want to gatekeep the space. When other black people start to make it to the same top it’s suddenly an issue and ‘entry requirements’ have become loosened.

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2 years

The love letter I received 😭😭😭❤️❤️. Also attempted to take a selfie😭😭

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

I just got the best love letter delivered by mail today 🥺🥺❤️❤️😭😭😭🤣🥲. Crying 😭😭❤️❤️.

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6 months

There is no Medical Aid coming close to GEMs. 💔💔☹️ I’ve been suffering ever since I left my mom’s medical aid when I started working. Help!! 😭😭😭

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2 years

It is officially Fhumulani Mphaphuli CA(SA) What a journey!! But the end goal has always been clear. Crying! 😭😭

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2 years

Why didn’t Sonia Booth cheat back with Bongani’s husband? He is white as well after all

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11 months

Aah man that video Liesl posted on tiktok of when they found out that Musa passed 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

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2 years

2 Russians wrapped in cheese everyday?? Hauuwa guys be realistic 🤣🤣🤣. That’s a lot. Yea I disagree with how the boss handled it but why is the helper eating two Russians wrapped in cheese everyday? 😭😭😭🤣🤣

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8 months

Has to be her. Ha serious naluthihi muthu wa Floyd 😂😂😂

Ḽalumbe 🇿🇦

@ProudVillageG

8 months

I wasted my money on the Celebrity Chef Cookbook shame😭😭😭 Why did yall hype her up yoooooh, I can't!! 😭😭😭

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2 years

All this while we were wondering why the wife was not smiling/didn’t look happy when the man was proclaiming his love for her. Kanti No, he is doing everything out of guilt 😭😭😭

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2 years

I found a 2nd phone he used to hide in his car boot at the birthday party that I was throwing for him. Found pictures of him on vacation with the girl and a lot of my close friends that were at the party 💔. I was the last one to find out about the cheating 💔💔

Ed, Edd n Eddy👑

@Edward_G8

2 years

What is the strangest way you found out your significant other was cheating on you?

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2 years

I honestly thought Msaki and Smash Afrika were both gay

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2 years

Men in the replies saying the lady talks too much. Lol y’all really know nothing about what happens at salons 😂😂. That’s like a literal therapy session for women. Women literally spill everything there 😭😭😂.

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2 years

He just came back to pay and he was like “whatever she wants. She gets” 😭😭😂😂😂

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2 years

This is my favorite Riky Rick Video. I remember Cass to posting this. I watched it over and over again ❤️. May he rest peacefully #RIPRikyRick

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7 months

When are you arresting this man?? @SAPoliceService . We are tired hle

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@_Tshisevhe

7 months

Dr Matthew on a live pretending to be at work and on the phone with another doctor 😭😭😂😂. Mind you, you can clearly see he is in a house and not a hospital.

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7 years

@Pru_Gumede You have a crush on your friends boyfriend lol

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4 years

I have since realized that guys that say such about AKA usually mean it. And I think it’s coz they have something to use against him. Euphonik is the same way and never have I seen AKA respond to him lol. Euphonik would come on twitter and say whatever the fuck he wants about AKA

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

This is the annoying Chris excel?? He deserves all the violence that guy. Forever bashing women. My hate for that account and the person behind it is deep.

Samke

@NomaguguSamke

2 years

Everyday we must watch this Broke Ass Bitch of a Man called Azola Tabane talk shit Worse hlala kwi Back room ne Ex Prostitute ne Runnex enegiya ngathi yimi Sucking dick

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4 years

I have been crying since 5 am😭😭. My baby sister did the things that needed to be done!! She did so well. 3 distinctions on all major subjects. Every other subject above 70. I am the proudest big sister on earth. Vhugala Mphaphuli I am so proud 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️ #MatricResults2019

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6 months

@sizwefaithsitho 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

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1 year

Is Sizwe that amazing on radio? Why can’t kaya fm afford to lose him? Haven’t actually heard or listened to him on radio

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

I got the job, I got the job 😭 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽 Literally an hour after praying and crying to God, I open my emails and there is a job offer 😭😭😭🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

These black people want to be the only ones that “make it”. I don’t really understand why.

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3 years

Mukololo

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6 years

Unpopular opinion :Kim Kardashian is an amazing wife!🙃

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2 years

Lol went on a lunch date with this one and now I am packing an overnight bag for the long weekend 😩😩. Aredi 😭😭😂😂😂

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@_Tshisevhe

7 months

Home made bread rolls. 😀😀. They came out so perfect. Now to make some boerewors roll.

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@_Tshisevhe

7 months

My obsession with baking everything lately. Let’s see how it turns out.

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3 years

WhatsApp GB should be illegal.

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2 years

“Kanti is passing board exams that important” that time wena self you had to get a tutor to prepare for the same exams. Now that you have passed, you want to act all fresh. House negro my ass. 🙄

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6 months

Muting this now. Glad we all agree that gems will always be that babe 🫶🏽

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5 months

Practicing for when invited to the braai 😂😂🔥🔥

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4 years

The hashtag literally says #GirlsWithMercs . I don’t see why you feel the need to insert yourself

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@Tshepotmos

4 years

@SipokaziLilitha Are we allowed to participate?as a guy? #BoysWithAMGs #BoysWithMercs #GirlsWithMercs

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8 months

Happy heritage day 😍😍😍

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1 year

@Beyond24067760 I did

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3 years

The person who took the video must also be held accountable. The aim of taking that video was not to raise awareness of the situation but rather to humiliate that little girl that was being bullied #JusticeForLufuno #lufunomavhunga

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@_Tshisevhe

6 months

All I’m saying is Kelly would never take me to church with her gospel singing the way Ntokozo takes me to church. Also God is not stupid please. He sees people’s hearts and knows who is genuine ❤️

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@_Tshisevhe

3 years

It’s so sad💔. Especially knowing Makhadzi herself has experienced bullying first hand 💔💔. So Lufuno’s death was probably very much of a trigger to her

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@uchehone

3 years

That muvhili wanga song Makhadzi released as a tribute to Lufuno made me all sorts of emo😭😭 Yooh let's be kind to one another.

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@_Tshisevhe

4 years

I just got confirmation that my placement was successful and I officially start a new role beginning of November🥺🥺🥺. Grateful 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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@_Tshisevhe

4 years

Baby girl wa makhadzi

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@_Tshisevhe

1 year

Finally qualifying as a CA and buying my new baby ❤️

Black Mulan💘

@BlaccMulann

1 year

(8) Overall, what is your highlight of 2022?

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7 months

Dr Matthew on a live pretending to be at work and on the phone with another doctor 😭😭😂😂. Mind you, you can clearly see he is in a house and not a hospital.

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@_Tshisevhe

3 months

Happy lovely Sunday 🌸

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10 months

Today’s lunch. Plus leftover salads 😍.

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2 years

Issa beautiful morning this side 😆

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@_Tshisevhe

1 year

Really wish women would free themselves from these shackles of thinking men will regret fumbling them. Men really don’t care hey. It’s easy for men to get a good woman. Fumbling a good woman is not the end of the world for them.

Glamorizing Tech👩🏾‍💻💓

@princessxap

1 year

I love the “regret” stories of older men because men really come across GREAT women their entire life and fumble. Lol

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2 years

@khuliso_Neels Lolest pls stop😂

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5 months

Sana?? Leeroy?? Why is Mihlali involving herself in this mess??

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@_Tshisevhe

9 months

Seeing couples build together is so beautiful. Visited my brother this past weekend. Him and his wife built a very big and beautiful house for themselves 😍😍. Hearing my sister in law excitedly speak about the vision she has of her house was my highlight 😍😍❤️.

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

I be forgetting I am a Chartered Accountant sometimes mahn.

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@_Tshisevhe

6 months

I can’t go back to gems and I can’t change my current medical aid. I wouldn’t be crying if I could. Thanks bye.

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

Hello everyone. My baby sister @Miss_Vhugala_M who is very passionate about her culture and heritage, recently got crowned as Miss Indoni Venda Queen. Now she is going to the nationals. Please kindly assist with voting for her. Details on third frame. Please please!

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@_Tshisevhe

7 years

I will never get used to Celia Kunutu's acting!. She is so good! She deserves an academy award for it!!🙆 #SkeemSaam

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@_Tshisevhe

4 years

My niece on the left 😍

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@Thapz__

4 years

Let's brighten up the TL today with a bundle of cuteness. Don't say much just hit like #heritageday2020

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@_Tshisevhe

3 years

@times_greatest @MabucyH @_angelndlela Hope she doesn’t respond ❤️

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

@konketso1 No one is trying to make anything right when they cheat back. Just makunyiwe once. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@_Tshisevhe

4 years

The first time I did the anaconda at gold reef city. It felt like death but I didn’t die. I don’t like those things. My biggest fear is what if there is a mechanical failure or something and I am stuck an air?

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@_Tshisevhe

3 years

The trip from Polokwane to Louis is literally the longest part of the trip from JHB to Venda.

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

Can’t wait to buy my VW Tiguan R line 🥺

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@_Tshisevhe

8 months

Been craving this for so long.

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

Guys I really don’t care about y’all’s morality politics.

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

I am so Inlove 😭😭❤️❤️

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2 years

🥺

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@_Tshisevhe

4 months

Also her posting this yesterday was just…. Lol Athi “God is in the neighborhood”. That time the article she shared was exposing corruption. It’s very clear where she stands. Nna I say never stop dragging her.

God’s Favourite 🤍

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Gojasi being pregnant for that gent after 4 years of dating is perfect !! These people literally grew together, understood each other. Bese Khona nina abo’Mbali base Sosha falling pregnant after 2 months of dating 🫣😂

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5 months

There is a Limpopo man out there looking at Miss XO’s videos waiting to save her ❤️. She mustn’t worry, there is hope.

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@_Tshisevhe

4 years

Venda people need to stop giving Vho-Netshandama platforms to continue speaking that nonsense she calls “motivational talk”.

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@_Tshisevhe

4 years

Khensani 😂😂😂😂. Is this edited???

Ndivhuwo Muhanelwa

@NOCHILL_GOD

4 years

So here’s a recorded live video of me and @Kehlani , was telling her that things are down, I need spani... 🤞🏼🤞🏼 hope she DMs me - - - #PresidentialImbizo #cyrilramaphosa #Leicester #ARSNOR #Arsenal

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

Venda men are born in relationships. My brothers are never single xem. Vha ni ambisa vha kha relationship

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

“ Kha tambe na thange dzawe thi… hevhala ndi khotsiawe” #singing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@_Tshisevhe

3 years

Woke up to an offer of employment of the job I want 🥰🥰. Now to just look for a new apartment. God is faithful always ❤️❤️😭🙏🏽🙏🏽

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@_Tshisevhe

3 years

11:11 -New job -New apartment 🕯🕯🕯🕯

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5 months

One thing about my mom? 😂😂❤️❤️❤️. This is my favorite part about coming to Venda. You never go back empty-handed ❤️

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@_Tshisevhe

7 months

I think he would make a great actor 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

😍

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@_Tshisevhe

9 months

Her Majesty is the only vulnerable person here who doesn’t try to portray a perfect picture of her family. The only one playing to the title of the show #TheMommyClub #MommyClubShowmax

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@_Tshisevhe

5 months

Haibo Mihlali?? So vele she was taking care of that man?? 😭😭😂😂 Kanti she is not above life happening to her like she was acting??

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@_Tshisevhe

4 months

Having one of my favorite meals for supper 🤩🤩

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@_Tshisevhe

1 year

@EdwardMaps Context was him talking about how his friend was disciplined with alcohol and groove so I was asking that to see weather if that's the reason for his discipline perhaps.

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

A Venda man just makes sense mahn . That’s the definitely the hill I am dying on 🤌🏾🤌🏾🥰🥰

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@_Tshisevhe

6 months

Happy Sunday

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@_Tshisevhe

6 months

Have you started cooking your Sunday kos?

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6 months

@CateMakgatho A colleague of mine was also bragging about it today 👌🏽👌🏽.

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

@Sannah_30 Bottom of the barrel 😭

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

It’s really ironic how that Chris Excel guy is always bashing beautiful women yet he uses pictures of a beautiful woman he doesn’t even know on his profile to attract audience. It’s giving loser and insecure energy. He knows he can’t get a 10 so he resorts to bashing them instead

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@_Tshisevhe

7 months

Serving for two

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2 years

Are you a fan?

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@_Tshisevhe

6 years

I just want y'all to know today i was standing next to the vice-chancellor of UCT at the gym! An entire hour she was next to me!😭. She even gave me a hug after i was star struck!! She is so nice you guys 😭 @FabAcademic ❤❤❤

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2 months

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2 months

Mukokoroshi. Ndi u to la u la 😅

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1 month

Shakshuka 😀😀😀. With homemade bread 🤩🤩🤩

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

@Kgaugelo_Moeng I did 😭. He left the country for 2 years came back rich with his new wife and child. He started stalking me and showing he is still obsessed with me. My son reconnected with him and went to stay with him after his new wife convinced him because she was jealous

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@_Tshisevhe

6 years

Salaries should increase in proportion to the VAT increase

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

I actually should change my twitter display name to “Nwana wa Vho-Conny CA(SA)” 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️. That woman needs to be heavily acknowledged for the huge role she played in this journey. Love her to death 😭❤️❤️❤️

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@_Tshisevhe

6 years

What a Queen😍😍❤❤. Me when i turn 80 😍😍😍 with dreads

Ulrich Janse van Vuuren

@UlrichJvV

6 years

Absolutely amazing! 80-year-old Venda artist Noria Mabasa uses dead wood and clay to create artworks on access to education and gender-based violence to raise awareness about social issues in Africa. She first began making sculptures in 1970s♥️🇿🇦📷Limpopo Mirror+News24

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3 years

Zwahashu 👌🏾👌🏾

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@_Tshisevhe

2 years

@SimzMKT It would be good thing if house niggas recognize that they are still niggas. No such thing as a “better nigga”.

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@_Tshisevhe

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The relationship is obviously very toxic at this point. Only reason it still exists is to prove people wrong.

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@_Tshisevhe

9 months

Lmaoo Nunuari not buying Her Majesty’s shock is ending me. Athi “This bitch. You were there” 😭😭😭😂😂 #MommyClubShowmax #TheMommyClub

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IG: fhumu_cooks

@_Tshisevhe

2 years

Guys I decided to take my car to the car wash at my village this morning. I met a car there that I dated while I was in high school for like two days and he kept telling people that I am his ex???!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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