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@50shadesofnope
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I gave this to my friend for her birthday @thenickcolletti
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If you support a racist, you are a racist!!! No hiding it at this point!!! :-)
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Teaching a voice lesson and my student said she wants to do a @laufey song!! I almost SCREAMED ily
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After a year of telling everyone I’m not a music major, I realized that I want to pursue music education. I auditioned for the department and will be starting in the fall!! Thank you to everyone that helped me make this realization and for helping me grow as a musician💜
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Confirmed: Trump is a literal 14 year old girl who just found out the girl she sits next to in history has been talking shit
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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Spike lived a great 9 years and I’m just happy he’s at peace now. Love you little buddy💜
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Sweet to Me - Summer Salt🎶 (with @MorganGayle8 ) @SummerSaltATX
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Because Austin made me make a serious one
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New hair
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People defending 40 hr work weeks never developed any hobbies or personal interests because the public school system in America only trains students to be better workers instead of developing us as individuals and that’s on good ole capitalism baby
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Did my pix on Friday!!!
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Yeah sex is cool but yeah sex is cool
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With love, The Class of 2017💙💛
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First time I’ve felt genuinely happy with my body in a long time:-‘) let’s celebrate these curves babey !!!
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I'm so cute, this is a crime
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I can't wait till people realize that there is a world outside of high school
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Coming out of my cage and I’ve beEN DOING JUST FINE
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Harmonizing joe circle after the big win
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Kenny beats has to be one of my favorite quirked up white boys
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New glasses, check it!!!
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My hair is a rose gold right now and I AM HERE FOR IT
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Should I send this in when I apply to central so they know I'm serious?
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I can show you de wae
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Tried to hold back posting face today but I’m just too damn sexi
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Thinking about that video of Timothée Chamalet saying that if he weren’t an actor he would be a lice picker
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I watched the second Mamma Mia today and I am feeling empowered!!!
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Pink panther meets Barbie
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Incorrect. Teachers have to deal with this ungrateful attitude from scum like you every day from many of their students YET they still choose to teach and literally change lives. Your mentality is extremely disrespectful. Learn to be a decent human being please.
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Hopefully no teachers take offense to this , but honestly... this whole #RedForEd stuff has me thinking.. thoughts🤔?
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Made a really hard decision and decided to quit my job. I realized I was only staying for my clients, but but hated everything else about my job. I know how I should be treated in a work environment and that was not it!! On to better things!!
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A concept: doing something nice for someone without filming it to make yourself look good
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Being bi with a male preference is so humiliating
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Reminder that this is in one of my year books
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To conclude, I’m cute with any hair color gn
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Started watching euphoria and I’m inspired
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I'v
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@ann_forcino This is disgusting and I love him even more now
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I found a “Trump make America great again” tank top at the goodwill yesterday and my immediate reaction was to place it on the bar behind all the clothes so no one could see it. Don’t mind me, out here, doing God’s work.
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Can I sing for u?🤪💕🙌💓
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It has gotten so bad that my mom has resorted to asking for money for supplies on Donors Choose since the district won’t provide her with funding. Her principal began telling her to stop asking online since it would “hurt the reputation” of the school. Absolute bullshit.
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KOMO News
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Study: Nearly all teachers spend own money on school needs -
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Last therapy session because I learned how to manage my emotions and take care of myself, can I get a w in the chat :—)
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I guess I never posted these but here’s me looking like I kno da wey
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DICK SO SKINNY I CALL HER MARIAH CAREY
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So..... I did sum :-)))
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I was 7, 15, & 16. A teacher’s daughter while playing at a teacher end of the year party. Many times in high school with a boyfriend I trusted. I don’t think I told many people, especially with not realizing till later what had happened.
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Posed pix
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Tinder in my hometown is traumatizing
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If you went on a mission trip to Africa but refuse to take a stance on BLM, your colonizer, white savior complex is showing
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Expect a lot of pix of me in the next week or so
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Looking cute in the practice rooms #SELFIEARMY http://t.co/GxbrlohEia
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How to pass a piano proficiency exam
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They said I'd be nothing but look at me now
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I JUST SAW A MAN RIDING A HORSE DOWN UNIVERSITY WAY W H A T THE H E C K
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Notice how many people in our jazz circle are being quiet about black lives matter? You benefit from this art form rooted in black culture, born from oppression of black peoples and choose to stay silent right now? I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I’m not.
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Thanks goodwill for the fits:-‘) I love u
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Testing testing 1 2 3
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CALL 911
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Me at work making sure the drug man in the corner isn’t overdosing
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Skinny guys be like “get on top”
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ALSO, how am I aloud to be this cute????? The world may never know
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TREAT THE PROUD BOYS/RACIST PROTESTORS HOW BLACK PROTESTORS WERE TREATED I DARE YOU
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To the girl who saw me crying at a stoplight yesterday and rolled down her window to say I was pretty and that she hoped I feel better soon..... I love u and I hope ur having a wonderful day
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I’m so tired of being everyone’s second choice or back up plan. I’m a very good person who does not deserve this shit in the slightest.
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Hi I’m orange
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The amount of people I saw without masks in Fred Meyer yesterday was so fucking disappointing, I’m so tired of you dumb fucks
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Fuck all y’all partying, I’m tired of staying indoors and you motherfuckers are prolonging this virus. I hope you all get it at this point and have to live with it for weeks (without dying)
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This is my favorite effect #SELFIEARMY http://t.co/q3sMITP06p
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Funny how harbor guys only follow me after I post a little ass
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After yelling at me earlier, I think my mom is already slowly getting over my septum lmao
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MERRY CHRISTMAS SMELLIES
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Idk why I continue to wear this Victoria’s Secret underwear thong when half my vag is constantly out
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All I want a guy to do for me is give me beer and very subtly talk about wanting to have sex with me😩😩😩
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Saw a quote on vsco that said, “Most boys don’t like country music because they don’t like to hear about how they should be treating girls” and just wow
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Ya girl is now employed at a music school :—)
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I got new glasses and
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Tolo!!!💜💜💜
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Obsessed with this coat
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Had my first angry Facebook post written about me yesterday because I wouldn’t let someone in after we had closed lol let it be known that I am now the rude lady mopping
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How do I tell this man I’ve barely spoken to that I want his dick so far down my throat that it comes out my ass without being too aggressive?
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GOOD NIGHT
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Car guys are the horse girls of men
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Four years ago today I “modeled” for my high school’s store and this cursed pic came out of it
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Sexy Patrick and handsome squidward humping tonight
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"No offense but my favorite Mother's Day was when you two were little and I went shopping by myself." -Theresa Fleming 2017
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Look at how cute I am at one in the morning
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Their first ride in my car
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Mission trips are white saviorism and don’t you forget it
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Happy birthday!!!! Selfies old and newish #happybirthdayselfiearmy http://t.co/0DQL1GPvHH
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Retweeting my own selfies, feeling powerful, gn from my boobies last year
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My favorites from today❣️
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Am I an egirl yet
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GOODNIGHT PEEPZ
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I want to know how many long pieces of hair from my head have managed to make their way down to my asshole and personally write a complaint to each and every one of them starting with “first of all, how DARE you”
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Came back to post this
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You just got NAE NAE'D
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Yeah 2020 has sucked in a lot of ways, but next week I will be a Delegated Nursing Assistant for my job and I think that’s really cool and would like to toot toot my own horn :~)
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Join the brotherhood
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