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@_TheNo_Name

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Woman.

A Pineapple under the Sea.
Joined September 2023
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@_TheNo_Name
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@Breadiscool_ If you believe it, you can achieve it.
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@Breadiscool_ What in the Christmas fowl soaked in hot water is this?😭
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@Breadiscool_ 😂😂😂which friends?
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@Jide_Adesugba You’re not a real killer.
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@_TheNo_Name
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Ma’am, I think you look your age and there’s nothing wrong with that😅You can put the birth certificate down.
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@kemi_jff And eez teeeeek
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@_TheNo_Name
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3 months
@Breadiscool_ Our friends will have a few things things to tell us tonight.
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@_TheNo_Name
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Feels like a weight is lifted off your shoulders and you just feel so much peace when you finish praying.
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Just wrote a math test and got my score. Wow, I honestly thought I didn’t know math. Now I know I no sabi am at aaaaaaaaall.
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@_TheNo_Name
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3 months
“What’s your snap?”
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@_TheNo_Name
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3 months
@Breadiscool_ It’s easy nau: he pilots the affairs of the home.
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@_TheNo_Name
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1 month
Spotify will crumble for taking that my N900😭 Don’t you see the country?
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@_TheNo_Name
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3 months
Definitely talks her through it😪
@Ayos_fragrance
Engr. Ayomide
3 months
I swear I’m not jealous 🥹
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@_TheNo_Name
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@emekanu It’s so annoying!😂 I’m already too invested to just be cut off.
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1 month
Ngl I see the vision and I rate it.
@r4ralx
Rita🦋
1 month
A combo everyone should tryyyy
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Why’s this on your FYP ehn fine boy?
@desmondAlake
desmond
1 month
This one too na life? 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Quoting again to say I can tell he’s texting himself by the ellipsis😂💀
@Stfutimi
Big Timi
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Na my babe wake my up today 🥹❤️
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“Deep conversations”😂😂
@astralbaes
maya
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@oc_olorunfemi With zero correlation!😂
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@_TheNo_Name
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3 months
Chicken doesn’t belong in soup. Egusi is the only exception.
@fashishere
Laolu 🥐🪐
3 months
Food 101 :
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@_TheNo_Name
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25 days
Food ke? When everyone should’ve been fasting?
@Emeneks
Emeka
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Very expected! I’d be shocked if they served food there sef 😭
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@_TheNo_Name
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Men will never disappoint. God forbid.
@thepurplejazzz
Purple Haze 🍃 💜
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🍃💜
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@_TheNo_Name
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Brenda Fassie, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr and aaaaaaall the other women before her were doing what?
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4 months
You’ll try to not travel by road to avoid being kidnapped, only for kidnappers to come pick you up from your house. This country is not even real.
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@_TheNo_Name
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5 months
“My guy”
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Chai them don air me. Airfrebo airfrebo you go wound o🥲
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@_TheNo_Name
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3 months
Why are the replies tilted towards talking to women as opposed to telling your male friends since “male friendships are better”? You can’t talk to your male friends? I’m confused.
@genmxn
gen🥂
3 months
why do men feel the need to go through things alone
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5 months
Ouuuuh🔥
@SuperSmada
maybe smada?
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KING OF GEN Z🧏🏿‍♂️🧏🏿‍♂️ new smada, friday🌠❤️
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@_TheNo_Name
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May the fire of the Lord consume you😪
@_SLYTAUREAN
#FreeCongo 🇨🇩
1 month
I'm of the opinion that single people should always be at the back of the line be it at the bank or anything. You have no lover to rush home to, so what's all that for? Stay at the back there and mingle.
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@_TheNo_Name
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I love being able to come through and go all out for my loved ones when they need it. I feel really horrible the times I can’t, especially when I know they would do it for me. This is why I need God to bless my guys and I beyond measure this year.
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@_TheNo_Name
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Twitter, when we delete tweets, you too help us and remove it immediately. “This tweet has been deleted” as how?
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@_TheNo_Name
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22 days
Very convenient coming from a man. See how he shifted the goal post in his follow up tweet😅
Being married and a parent does wonders for your professional credibility. How many single & childless leaders of countries have you seen? This narrative that children are set backs is complete BS.
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@_TheNo_Name
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I’ve given Beans too many chances mehn. I still don’t know what people see in it.
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Naaahhh this woman is so beautiful. My God.
@ayrastarr
Celestial being
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Merry blue Christmas
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Right? It’s not like it’s a compulsory requirement to get a job in the country or anything.
@BellasPersona
Àfúnimáwobè⁷ 💚💜
4 months
People will still go for Nysc because Nigerians have “it won’t happen to me” syndrome.
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“Guys won’t get the excitement”, “standing boobs”. We know who you are.
@Liz_Oyinkansola
Ira_wo✨🇳🇬
2 months
Dear ladies, I know bra's can be stressful but pls, let's settle for singlet or bralet. Walking around with your n!pple showing is not FLEX, some of una no even get standing bo!obs, n!pple would now be facing down everytime Sooner, this guys won't get the excitement they get ...
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@_TheNo_Name
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What do you mean we’re contributing for our security man’s phone that went missing?😭 So who safe?😭
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@_TheNo_Name
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5 months
1. Ada George. 2. GRA. 3. Woji. 4. Agip. 5. Rumuola.
@ihyace
sir
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This year I’ve been to: 1) Faro 2) Lisbon 3) Paris 4) Singapore 5) Bali 6) Thailand 7) Tokyo 8) Marseille 9) Malaga 10) New York City Alhamdulilah man I’m so grateful 😭
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The only way to go😭
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@annjonees
Y.T:Annie of buj
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Big attachment-5300 Small attachment-4500 My girlies this is alot!!!
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Why’s she addressing the Nation? I’m confused👀
@daily_trust
Daily Trust
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Hardship: Be patient with my father, Tinubu’s daughter begs Nigerians - Daily Trust
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Carry on. You can never go wrong with Plantain. Carry on.
@AdeyemoMarvel
Nimi//Omobabamarfe
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That’s how they hacked my cousin’s whatsapp and made me send 10k thinking I was talking to her😭If you want to bill me now, you must come to my house with kola, NIN and two credible witnesses.
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I love you.
@_asalahhh
thesocialvegan.
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this one i like💋
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Sorry o, is world not ending today again? They should tell us before I buy data.
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@_TheNo_Name
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Why are 3,000+ people following that Coco’s account and why am I one of them?😂
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@_TheNo_Name
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1hr of texting and you might already have a copy of my First School Leaving Certificate.
@___andrella__
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I hate that I overshare when I meet someone I like. Can’t I be mysterious for once? My mouth will just be moving yapa yapa yapa 🥲
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What’s all the fuss about?😂Is it so deep?
@yabaleftonline
YabaLeftOnline
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"If I was president for a day, I will make sure women don't have to pay for anything" - Singer Ayra Starr
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Single people are winning today. God thank you oooo🤲🏾
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“Even if you don’t want to talk to me, just tell me you’re okay.”
@Fayokunmii
Ambald Rose🫧🫠
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The craziest part of ghosting isn’t the ghosting itself, it’s the worrying You’ll be worried sick about someone, and the whole time they’re fine, just didn’t care enough to let you know
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Does Odumeje have hearing issues?😂I’m so tired of him😭😂
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@_TheNo_Name
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Walked right into that one.
@kenekambili
Kene Kambili
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So basically we shouldn’t feel bad for you who decided to have a child with a man who wouldn’t even pay her school fees. I mean you had fiftyleven chances to see he was an efulefu but you still went ahead to open your legs.
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My own is where’s everybody seeing money?
@its_chrysty
My name is Beauty ❤️
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Nunu has come out with her own side of the story.
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“Daddy please”
@davidchibuike_
indispensable David
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Dear non salary earners what is your source of income?
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Piuuuu😂😂😂
@_ehimare
Legendaryben™
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Nigeria😭😂😂😂
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How did we get here?? My God.
@Davidclint146
5’5 menace😌
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My game so bad, if I de this kain setting na only me no go see babe nack….I go just de hear gist de do woww as e de pain me for inside chest😭
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Delusion sweet😭
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It’s so hot in this country. I need to go back.
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Easy nau. Coursera.
@nihiinn_
BAMIDELE🕊
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How do y’all deal with someone who doesn’t certify you in bed??
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Why did we need to know this?😂
@HPotables
🎀E2NU🎀 pe pe rem pe🌶️.
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I remembered b4 I got married, I went to my guy house to spend some days and immediately I got there I cleaned, cooked nd did all what I am supposed to do and head straight to get a nap. When he came in I served him food. He was already eating when I heard a knock on the door
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Taking cereal with hot water and you think you’re not the problem of this nation?
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“Fear not”..Thanks but no Sir.
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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Biblically accurate Angel 😳
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Twitter is such a funny place because how did this come out of that tweet? I’m so confused😅
@Tunmee_special
ShineblackT✨
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It’s poverty to think it’s not their money And to think they are not the one supporting their children, not every mother needs her child money to keep her business going Coming to conclusion that their children work their ass out to meet family needs is a reflection of you
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As opposed to what actually?😂
@ukange_davidx
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Take them out and they will start ordering fried rice and turkey 🫡
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Relationship people will find any opportunity mehn😭💔
@IfyAniebo
Dr. Ify Aniebo RV
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I have taken time out to reflect and now it’s clear to me I should have handled events differently. It didn’t have to come this far and i sincerely apologize. This is a teachable moment for me and i strongly appreciate the constructive criticisms. I will handle things better…
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Same🤭❤️✨
@Amaterasu_Om
sparkysparkyboomgirl💣💥💥
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I really really really reallyyyyyyyy really reallyyyyyyy reallyyyyyyyyyy reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy love my man ❤️
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I appreciate this🥹
@cherdi0r
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being a virgin in your twenties is 10000% okay. just thought someone should know that 🫂🫂🫂
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The Bureau of Imaginary Statistics at it again.
@justabdulmuqsit
genio✮
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cause modern day dummies like you can't read context, 80% of modern day women don't wanna cook in a relationship/marriage. And the OG post was giving an instance of a Same Sex Marriage where the female figure still cooks. 🥱
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52 hours?😭
@Tunde_OD
Tunde Onakoya
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Tunde Onakoya beats a very worthy opponent and one of New York’s finest, National Chess Master Shawn Martinez! 6 hours down, 52 hours to go! #TundeChessMarathon
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My power bank is pregnant😭
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Always oversharing, regretting it, and then oversharing some more😭
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Bread x mayo>>>>>Bread x butter.
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NEPA, is this the time to be cutting light?
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What she said.
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When I never marry? God forbid.
@Tejumola__
Noor✨
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There’s no better time for the world to end than now.
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Beans? The same Beans?
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Eba😪
@Victorxnr
Victor🧸
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What's that one thing you can't do without in a day??
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Our First Lady should try and share free attachment to us (for the girl child). Everywhere no good.
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This account asked women to post their pictures and you people didn’t see coming? Urgh!
@ThaBoyYom
YOM🗣️
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Twitter Babes… Under this thread VS In their DPs 😮‍💨
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Yes. The gift of life.
@auntylamide
Mide Brown🫧
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Have you gotten a gift?
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There’s definitely someone using my data with me.
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Why’s this even a country?😂😂😂💔
@instablog9ja
Instablog9ja
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Abuja Electricity Distribution Company (AEDC) threatens to disconnect Presidential villa, CBN gov, others over N47 billion debt
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Fried rice>>>> that red overrated fraud.
@mirab_clothiers
BolaTITO ✨
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Let’s do Fried rice today my people. Which do you think will be the most delicious?🤭
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The battle line has been drawn😭😂😂
@GazetteNGR
Peoples Gazette
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EFCC operatives open fire at Abuja dollar market as battle intensifies to rescue Nigerian naira from total collapse
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You can’t continue like this.
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Had me in the first half😪
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Haibooo is it not just bants??😂
@Sindi_Fleur
Sindz
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Nigerians claiming amapiano really rubs me off the wrong way 😤
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You people don’t rate us on this app and it shows🙂
@taye_d_vibe2
Big Taye
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Broke men🚩🚩🚩
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“Come if you want” is basically saying you never want to see me again and you won’t😅
@WumiTuase
Big Wums ✨
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I want you to come >>> Come if you want.
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“Expire” to describe a human being. Lol.
@royzkingin
ROYZ
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As a guy entering your late 20s/early 30s, you start to witness a lot of baddies you use to know expire and you can’t help but feel pity for them because you just wan dey begin dey hot.
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Here we go again. This mentality in this big 2024?
@emmycactus
Dr. Lovepills
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I think 90% of students in private universities are people who couldn’t pass jamb
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Merry Christmasing my way back into people’s lives💀
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I’m up like mad!
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Make I just go sleep.
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Food she left for you till you improve😅
@dosunmu_ganiyat
NeeyahTf🥰Alhajis Mathna(Mrs)🤍
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You see Law of karma ehn,o real baje😂 I made spaghetti for the kids this morning and I asked for review Rahmah : Mum,it is perfect . Fatimah :what do you mean perfect,just say it is good Perfect means it doesn’t need any improvements. Guess who forgot her lunch bag home🤭
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My mansion is in heaven😪
@EN0CX
𝐄𝐍𝐗𝐂𝐇
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This is what 4 billion naira house looks like in the richest area in Abuja.
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Women🥹
@gigi_said_what
Udala.Mmicha
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Morning sunshine 🔅
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Urgh women🥹
@_Omololaaa_
Omotoyosi
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💕
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