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•Real Madrid Fan Account•

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@_RMBlancoZz
RMZZ
9 months
Nah, this Camavinga trend has gone to far. 😭
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11 months
After refusing to return to Hungary, Ferenc Puskás received a two-year ban from UEFA. Despite him not playing professional football for 2 years, being overweight and at the age of 31, Real Madrid signed him. He went on to score 242 goals for the club in 262 appearances.
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@ChaaliiyKay
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒
11 months
Quote this tweet with football facts that sound fake but is actually TRUE..
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9 months
Just imagine how Gabri Veiga is feeling right now. One of the greatest midfielders of all time calling your move ‘embarrassing’. Glad Kroos called it out though, he’s spot on.
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11 months
Certain fanbases getting loud, Interact with this tweet if you need two hands to count your clubs Champions League titles.
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26 days
As a Real Madrid fan that sat through that penalty shootout against Bayern in 2012. This has cured me.
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22 days
And that concludes the most perfect week of Hate-watching in the history of football. Madridista’s. You deserve this.
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10 months
Throwback to when Zidane was appointed Real Madrid manager and greeted the squad. Some of the biggest names in football struggling to contain their excitement. Just look at Kroos.
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26 days
@MadridXtra Maybe you should have done more than pass the ball sideways 150 times then. 😭
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15 days
Throwback to José Mourinho’s Inter Milan preventing Barcelona’s ‘obsession’ of playing a UCL final at the Santiago Bernabéu. One of the coldest celebrations in history.
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4 months
I’ve finally completed it. My Real Madrid home shirt collection.
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4 months
I will never understand why some Madrid fans don’t like Vinícius. The passion he shows for the shield is incredible. This guy dropped a hat-trick in El Clásico but celebrated winning a corner more than any of those goals.
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22 days
Sure, a big club can always lure the best players but winning with a set of players that share the same love and passion for your club as you do is such a special feeling. Madridismo, nothing compares to this.
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26 days
@MadridXtra Bro is so cold. 😭 Calling him out like that. In his head.
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6 months
“You don’t get a game like that in La Liga” -Also La Liga this weekend. These people don’t watch a single game outside of the Premier League and it shows.
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@talkSPORT
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6 months
👏 “That is why the Premier League is the best league in the world!” ❌ “You don’t get a game like that in Serie A or La Liga. That was amazing!” Alan Pardew says #CHEMCI proves the Premier League is the world’s best 🌎
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3 months
@CristianoXtra_ You all tweet this every year. Real Madrid never wish active players a happy birthday on socials. It’s an old fashioned club, they’d send him a personal message or something. Not everything has to be online bro.
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4 months
@ToniKroos 😭😭😭 ‘Embarrassing’ behaviour from them. You own them Toni.
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@_RMBlancoZz
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27 days
Whatever the outcome of today is, it’s… Hala Madrid today. Hala Madrid tomorrow. Hala Madrid forever.
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3 months
@AntoGriezmann Bro, you’re still 10 points back? What exactly are you laughing at? You don’t get a trophy for a draw. 😭😭💀
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11 days
‘Do you speak Spanish?’ Me: ‘Yes.’ -The Spanish I know.
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13 days
Vini is all of us. We’ve been watching Toni Kroos for 10 years at Real Madrid and I’m telling you, watching this guy play every week is like watching a conductor with his baton. Nobody else like him in the game.
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3 months
Lucas Vázquez has been a running meme within our fanbase for a few years now but it’s time he got his flowers. He’s the ultimate professional and he’s always been ready when the team need him most. The type of player every club needs to win titles.
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@_RMBlancoZz
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8 months
So you’ve just started watching football then? Liverpool’s comeback vs Milan in 2005. Bayern’s 7-0 aggregate win over Barca. Real Madrid’s 0-4 win at the Allianz. Bayern’s 8-2 win vs Barca. Liverpool’s 4-0 win against Barca. Real Madrid’s remontada vs City. All of them, better.
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@ErlingRoIe
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8 months
The best performance in Champions League history
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3 months
@MadridXtra The Ronaldo he played with is better than every single player in that front 3 😭😭 Bro is salty.
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Can we take a moment to talk about Nacho? We’ve all criticised him this season and rightfully so but tonight as always, in the biggest game of the season, he showed up.
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13 days
I love this game man. In your backyard too.
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@w4nner7489
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Mbappe couldn't pass kimmich but were supposed to be scared of "vini"
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10 months
Ronaldo VS Atlético Madrid 11/12.
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4 months
Bigger in what aspect exactly? -Most La Liga Titles: Real Madrid -Most UCL titles: Real Madrid -Most trophies: Real Madrid -Most Major trophies: Real Madrid -Most El Clásico wins: Real Madrid -Biggest El Clásico Win: Real Madrid -Most money spent on refs: Barcelona
@RafaelH117
Rafael Hernández
4 months
Barcelona are overall bigger given the all sports sections and cultural influence, but Real Madrid are way stronger due to politics and influence. Barcelona’s big three are Messi, Cruyff and Guardiola. Real Madrid’s big three are Di Stéfano, Santiago Bernabéu and Florentino…
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3 months
LOL 🤣
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LOL 🤣
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It’s been the same person for last 15 years… Florentino Pérez.
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Who is currently the face of Real Madrid?
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6 months
Bugs me that Carvajal is still overlooked by so many football fans when discussing the best RB. This guy has been pocketing some of the best wingers in football for almost a decade now and doing it in the biggest UCL matches. It’s about time he got the respect he deserves.
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4 months
@MadridXtra @Santi_J_FM You can’t fool me for the 5th year in a row 😭🫵
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5 months
It wasn’t as successful as Florentino Pérez had hoped but that galáctico era was so special. Zidane, Ronaldo, Raul, Beckham, Figo and Roberto Carlos, It was pure theatre.
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1 month
Glad to be on the right side of history. Real Madrid make documentaries of them winning the Champions League, Barcelona make a movie after winning a first leg tie.
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🍿 PSG vs Barça: THE MOVIE 🎞️
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4 months
Imagine how Mbappé is feeling right now. His childhood idol and the man he had posters of up on his wall basically said, the league you’ve been stat padding in for the last 8 years is ass.
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3 months
@registarodri Probably because all that money we spent is generated from the club itself. We didn’t need to dig holes in the ground to get here 😭
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2 months
@nocontextfooty So you’re saying it’s okay to racially abuse someone because he shows passion on the field for his club instead of being a boring robot? Nice 👍
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7 months
He didn’t get the striker he wanted after Benzema left and he’s had multiple injuries to deal with early on but Carlo Ancelotti has us sitting on top of the table in La Liga and top of our group in the Champions league. 9 wins from the first 10 games, he deserves more respect.
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4 months
Seeing some of Europe’s elite clubs collapse due to bad ownership and presidents makes me appreciate Pérez so much more. He never panic buys, he continues to adapt by bringing in players that’ll be successful in the ‘modern game’ and always puts the club first. Simply the best.
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Just sitting down to rewatch the match so I can further enjoy these Barca tears and noticed this incredible commentary. The Camera pans to Xavi and the commentator says: ‘Well there he is, Xavi. At the moment it’s more red cards than trophies’.
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@_RMBlancoZz
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For the Madridistas that have given up on the game against Man city already. They said it was over when we were down 1-0 against Atleti in the 2014 UCL final. - 92:48 happened. They said it was impossible to win the UCL back to back in the modern era. - Real Madrid did a…
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3 months
@MadridXtra That’s why you couldn’t make it at Real Madrid. Laziness.
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3 months
Apart from footballing ability. -A full 90 minutes in a UCL final -A UCL final winning goal -A brace in a World Cup final -1 World Cup winners medal -1 Euros winners medal -3 The Best FIFA Men’s Player award -1 UEFA Best player Award -1 Ballon D’or
@LFC_achilles
𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖘
4 months
Apart from a shiny head what does Zidane genuinely have over kdb?
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4 months
In my opinion, there is no excuse for us. Real Madrid have to go on and win the domestic treble this season. It’s not even close, We’re by far the best team in Spain. Anything less should be deemed as a failure.
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‘bArCeLoNa oWn rEaL mAdRiD’. -Most La Liga Titles: Real Madrid -Most UCL titles: Real Madrid -Most trophies: Real Madrid -Most Major trophies: Real Madrid -Most El Clásico wins: Real Madrid -Biggest El Clásico Win: Real Madrid -Biggest amount of debt: Barcelona Know your place.
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10 months
Once upon a time at Real Madrid. Both in their prime, It was so special.
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2 months
@F1 It’s gonna be hilarious if Alex crashes now 💀
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4 months
El Clásico day so just to remind you all, It’s been 269 days since this masterpiece was published and there is still no response. The club well and truly put them in their place.
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@MadridXtra No one will remember the greatest UCL campaign of all time? 😭💀 This guy, man.
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3 months
@FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ Forgot to mention his age and price tag lad.
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4 months
@FabrizioRomano Give up the act Fab. We won’t forget, not a single tweet about the Negreira case.
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At a club like Real Madrid, losses can be just as important as the wins because after this, we’ve eliminated Bayern Munich every time we faced them since. It’s similar to the 4-0 loss against City. Losing builds character and young teams need those moments to develop...
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@madridistatvYT
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One of the toughest defeats in Real Madrid history.
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Fitting that the current ‘Mr Champions League’ is wearing the number 7 for Real Madrid. He was destined to take that shirt.
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3 months
lol, this guy. Clearly didn’t have the time to add the price tag and add ons today I guess.
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6 months
@MadridXtra Cringe. We like seeing personalities in players. Stop making them be boring PR robots over image rights.
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4 months
Barca fans want Klopp? He just said he hasn’t got the energy anymore. Imagine him coaching Barcelona when they’re 2-0 down and he has Pedri doing aesthetically pleasing moves to impress his fans instead of trying to win the game. Poor guy would have a stroke.
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I’m so glad the club didn’t give up on Dani Carvajal and that they brought Brahim Díaz back to Real Madrid. I’ve run out of words to describe them both, just incredible. True Madridistas.
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The ‘world class’ La Masia products so far this season for FC Barcelona. -Minutes Played 8170 -G/A: 26 Three of our ‘washed’ La Fabrica products so far this season for Real Madrid. -Minutes played: 4234 -G/A: 28
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4 months
El Clásico next so… Barca’s 14. Real Madrid’s 14
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Say nothing, just RT.
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@the_berneese_
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Most Real Madrid fans are glory hunters
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@CFCDUBois The heights of the Europa league? Vini is already clear of the burger merchant.
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@atletiuniverse Finally, a good tweet from you. Cook.
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Real Madrid and Dortmund saved football this year. Both eliminated the disgraceful oil clubs. At least now the teams fighting for the biggest club trophy in football, will be between prestigious clubs who have morals.
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4 months
Summary of the game: -Arda Güler touches the ball. -Every Real Madrid fan (including myself).
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4 months
I wish José Mourinho was our manager for these moments. He’d bring a projector to the press conference and have every journalist sit through hours of footage showing every dodgy decision that has gone Barca’s way over the last 2 decades.
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@MadridXtra
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🚨🗣️ Joan Laporta: "Our opponent (Real Madrid) obtained a series of points thanks to the refereeing. It’s not just about this Sunday. We’ve been analyzing this issue for a long time. We are used to this. Our rival has benefitted from refereeing.”
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This past week has shown how much the football community hates Real Madrid. Brings me so much joy knowing our recent UCL dominance hurt so many people. Now we just have to wait patiently for our young core to reach their prime so we can repeat it.
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@ErlingRoIe The level of coping from you is so good. Please don’t stop.
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Barcelona fans complaining about Real Madrid’s transfer window again. Net spend on transfers since 2016: -Barca -€453.6m -Madrid +€15.8m Your clubs incompetence and reckless spending on wages destroyed you, that’s why we can sign Bellingham and you get linked with Carrasco.
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No player in the history of football has had more aura while standing over the penalty spot than Lucas Vázquez and I’m not even joking.
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3 months
‘Real Madrid fans have never had to suffer.’
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Just want to say, Vini is the perfect example of what can happen when a players club, manger, teammates and fanbase hold you accountable and give you constructive criticism. From ‘he’s playing against us’, to our #7 . It’s been an honour watching him grow as a player.
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7 months
@BrickMuse Bellingham and Vinicius. 🐐🐐
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@footballontnt Damn. Wish him all the best against Bayern next week!
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3 months
If we’re being honest, these are the two biggest clubs in La Liga. Honour.
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8 months
@rajsinghchohan You’ve been begging for impressions recently. Hope you get the attention you so desperately need with these edgy takes.
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@FabrizioRomano And if it’s not the ref, it’s the grass. Always an excuse. Your players are 💩 and your tactics are 💩. That’s why you’re out.
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To all 6 of the Manchester city fans that have been spamming ‘nO tReBle?’ for the last 12 months, I have one thing to ask you. No back to back?
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Throwback to Cristiano Ronaldo VS Barcelona in the 2011 Copa Del Rey final. José Mourinho: “We had three number nines. And for the final, I left all three out to play Cristiano as a number 9.”
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6 months
“Cat video” “Horse video” “Frog video” “Dog video” Allow me to cleanse your timeline with… “The goat video”
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9 months
‘Dusted club’…. Since their creation in 2008, Manchester City has gone on to win 17 major trophies. Dani Carvajal alone, in that same period, won 19 major trophies with Real Madrid. 1 UCL and they don't know how to act.
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De Bruyne owns your dusted club
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I’ll never forget the courage Lucas Vázquez showed in Milan. In his debut season with the first team, surrounded by the best players in the world, he still went over to Zidane’s assistant and asked to take that first penalty. The character it takes to play for Real Madrid.
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5 months
I’m sorry but if you’re against the Super league, you either support a state owned club with no history or you hate football. Football will once more, be for the fans.
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I’m absolutely loving this meltdown from Barcelona fans, it’s absolutely hilarious. These lot acting like their club wasn’t paying the refs for 20 years and got charged with corruption and bribery. Besides, going by the rules, the VAR decisions were the correct ones.
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I just got to witness Arda Güler’s first goal for Real Madrid. Historic.
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@MCFC___BH The newly renovated stadium. 💀 The record attendance at the Bernabéu is 129,690 VS AC Milan in 1956.
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Athletic Bilbao is a club you just can’t hate. Not only do they stand with us against Tebas and La Liga but they’ve never been relegated despite having a policy which only allows them to play footballers of Basque origin.
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Couldn’t pluck up the courage to speak out against racism when Vini received racial abuse from Atleti fans on multiple occasions though. I tell you, it gives me so much joy knowing this guy missed that penalty in Milan.
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@AntoGriezmann
Antoine Griezmann
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On est ensemble Mike ! ❤️ NON au RACISME !!!!
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My current Real Madrid shirt collection.
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I keep seeing this ‘aura’ gimmick on my TL. This is what aura actually looks like.
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@SanketFCB09 Weird anime Avi ✅ Barcelona fan ✅ Parents that don’t love you ✅ Yeah, makes sense now.
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@Joshua_Ubeku Why are so many Africans defending racism. Do you know what would happen if you stepped foot in Argentina? Wake up. 💀
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6 months
Long sleeves, Adidas Predators, the number 5 and hypnotising the opponents with perfect harmony like a conductor with his baton. I’ve seen this before.
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@BarcaTimes You got the winner part right. 😭😭😭 3 goals in 45 minutes.
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I speak for every Real Madrid fan when I say we don’t care if Jude is a Messi fan. He chose to be here, he’s kissed the badge multiple times, he’s having a Ballon d'Or worthy season and he sent Barca players to therapy after El Clásico. We’re enjoying every second of him.
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6 months
Throwback to Marcelo basically winning us the La Liga title with a last ditch tackle on Messi. Marcelo and the Bernabéu celebrating like we had scored a goal, I miss him so much.
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@a7avd Why argue with a Barca fan when you can just wait?
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Are we supposed to be impressed by this? I’m convinced that Toni Kroos would go down as the greatest footballer of all time if he had played in the Premier league. He’s been doing this multiple times a game for over a decade…
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even Pep was in awe.
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Throwback to when Pepe got his revenge on Dani Alves for the red card incident in the 2011 UCL semi-final. This time, making sure he actually made contact with him. A moment that pleased the entire Bernabéu.
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Look at Rüdiger celebrating with Ancelotti. Can someone please remind him Carlo is 64.
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If that was any other team that beat City they would have called it heroic for the way they defended. But it’s Real Madrid so people will call it anti-football. 2024 and people still don’t understand Real Madrid will do whatever it takes to win. It’s why we have 14 UCL titles.
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Both Atleti and Barca knocked out. One of the best nights of hate watching ever. Now it’s that time of the year where they become full time Manchester City supporters.
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