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@_InMayapinion

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but sometimes y’all opinions be dumb. That’s just MY opinion. 💙🕊$slimmcuervo

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Now DoorDash.... 😂
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I want a full set, pedi, Brazilian wax and a tattoo but I don’t wanna pay for any of it 😂
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A dress code at a college is already a lot but okay. But no shorts to class? NO WIG BANDS?!? The targeting of the young Black women on campus at my HBCU is getting out of hand.
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I gotta at least wear a thong, my per china be perspiring 😂
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Sundress w/ no panties >> it’s too hot out here
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@smknsunflowers “What do that have to do with you getting me a flight?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cryinggggg love that for you
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I just wanna say that D Wade nor his daughter ever said she liked dick or was getting a sex change. Y’all said that.
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So I’m a slut?! 😭
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I love Black women. I’m in Waffle House, this lady came in with a small mustard Telfar and a younger Black girl asked her can she have it. Y’all why she go to her car and empty the purse and bring it back in to the baby. That made me happy and it ain’t even happen to me.
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I don’t like how y’all talk about STDs. Unless someone is purposely infecting other people, having or contracting an STD does not make you or the other person dirty.
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@jiggyjayy2 Baby, I don’t workout. That’s gon last for all of 45 seconds 😂😂
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Now she had the opportunity to address a very REAL issue but instead, she took that time to be condescending? This why I don’t like cawcajun women!
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If you care
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@BDTRELILBROTHER Now friend if you need a family to eat with in Houston, you can come to my house! Don’t be going to no random white folks crib 😂
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I also hate niggas that think being mean is flirting. Like grow up and get some game, DORK. No woman wants to be insulted.
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@409TLIGHT So glad we’re moving past that type of trauma as a community
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@1prettyvirgo You talking about “Money long, check. Pussy good, check” Glorilla??
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Y’all pussy still be wet after fucking for 20 minutes with the fan on high?
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@WileyCollege give me one GOOD reason why students can’t wear wig bands to class. A real reason.
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Alicia Keys giving us BODY if nothing else!
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@_benjvmins_ Lmfaoooo and be so confident! “I know your name, Jewel” 😂😂
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What y’all be seasoning yall chicken with? I’m just curious lol
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When a nigga get to thinking shit sweet…
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@WileyCollege This is currently posted in the cafe. They say not rolling out of bed to get breakfast before class! Better put on your Sundays best! “Please come to meals presentable” is SICK
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He was bout to eat you up at the end tho!
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Cause when she said “when tf did all the gangsta niggas turn to groupies??” SHE ATE!
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i’m mad nicki made hiss about her cause i feel like we didn’t laugh at those men meg was dragging enough
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@jiggyjayy2 I swear I don’t be caring about men til I’m ovulating 😂
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@LittleExxie BELOW THE MASON DIXON LINE?!
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@1ZetaBlu_ Absolutely INSANE, if you ask me. And then I wonder, can the boys not wear shorts to class or are they just policing the women’s bodies?
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Like how tf is somebody dirty cause they got something from someone that they didn’t know had something. And the person that gave it to them had to get it from someone else. So now everybody dirty?? Or do we just need to be a little safer??
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@virgothevixen @409TLIGHT She didn’t do it in a weird, begging type way. It was more of a joke thing, like “ooopp that’s cute lemme have it!”
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Omg when JuiceWrld died somebody on here said “This new generation soft. Lil Wayne had like four seizures and still alive” 😭😭😭 I LEGIT CRIED
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@_benjvmins_ They ate that lol
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@_benjvmins_ Jazzy?! I KNOW you eating them up!
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Only time I feel like it’s dirty is if you KNOW you got something and you just out here not caring and not telling people and passing it around. THATS dirty. Everything else is literally just an outcome. Unprotected sex is always a gamble.
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And of course we got all the wet pussy Wilma’s in the comments.
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@aiyanaish @zchillin Girl this who y’all been talking about this whole time?! With the Selena kidney mess???
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@_benjvmins_ “And that lady yt” 😂😂
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I DoorDash all the time so send me money for the outlandish delivery fees 🤑😂😂 $slimmcuervo
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I kinda like this but I just feel like he be saying the n word 😂
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Aye this slide a lil bit lowkey
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I’ll never be freed from the shackles of rice and gravy.
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@_benjvmins_ Girl apparently! Or you’re supposed to never buy anything except the things you need to survive.
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@kiforthree Exactly. All they said was she wanted to identify as a girl. Hell, she can still decide that she wants to be a lesbian. But people mind too small to comprehend.
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How do y’all deal with disappointment? I’m really tryna be a better bitch.
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@JayDoTooMuch @missus257 This makes it even more weird because why are you fantasizing about abusing a child that you don’t even have?! Like why is that even on your mind?
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@virgothevixen @409TLIGHT She didn’t do it in a weird, begging type way. It was more of a joke thing, like “ooopp that’s cute lemme have it!”
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Damn, do poor people not deserve to buy the things they want?
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@lajamelame @stephiieann_ What am I seeing?! 💀💀💀
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@Kyla_Lacey @h0neytea_ That first album is a fucking classic! Best “ain’t shit nigga” music on the streets!
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@brionaaaa That fan be killing the vibe lol
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This Barbie is Hoochie 😜
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@marra_rene From scratch is hilarious but FACTS
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You can very much be feminine and be a real nigga. Me, for example.
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@ManMythDaLegend She ate this so bad!!
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@_benjvmins_ She say “I know y’all got it!” 😂
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@_benjvmins_ Leaving it alone 💀 and making sure it’s not dry
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As a matter of fact, however many likes this gets, that’s how much he has to send me today 🤣 and he’s watching so RUN THIS HOE UPPPPPP!
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So I forgot to tell y’all about the simp ass wh:te boy that’s been sending me money for 3 days now 😂😂 let’s all celebrate that I’m a beautiful Black woman and that this lame knows his place!
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@theyall4cece Poor baby, I know it ain’t shit but marbles rolling around underneath that crusty ass blonde wig 😂😂
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This how you know niggas just be tweeting for shock value 😂
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Chile I’ll get rid of a baby even if the Nîgga DO want it 😂
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Are y’all keeping the baby if the ngga don’t want it? Pls explain
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If that’s what you wanna do, you SHOULD be able to! You thought this was the one but you’re really solidifying the point. And you really just tryna be funny cause who tf is wearing a bonnet to a date!
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@ConsciousnEnrag Please show me the correlation between what I said and what you said
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It’s not about how you start but how you finish.
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Should’ve known from the jump cause that haircut is giving very much “I’d like to speak to the manager” 😂
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@biggieshortieho Well he’s white so…
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@WileyCollege Crowdfunding for college student who needs $400 to be cleared to start classes this semester. Donate and/or share!
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@jordamy_ Lmfaooooo no, for real! I was just tryna get my food and get back inside 😂 ain’t even have my glasses on!
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@_benjvmins_ Some bitches that’s not homophobic 😭😭 like why are all my homegirls homophobes? 💀
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I miss my mama and this is my fave video of us so i decided to post it 💙
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@thecindynoir Cause i don’t know him or them 😂
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@_benjvmins_ Omg ??? 😂😂
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I’m not watching shit else produced by Lena Waithe!
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Appreciation post for the growth of my ponytail. 2021 vs 2022
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Yes, I block/unfollow people who opinions I don’t agree with. This my page, I don’t have to see shit I don’t wanna see.
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@_benjvmins_ It was so cold this night but DAMN I was fine!
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I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a LAST RESORT! 🤣🤣
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@therobmilton Baby that’s Wanda from Snowfall!
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@JimiMarley_ Are the students at work?
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@_benjvmins_ Lmfaooooo bitch he’s the star of the show!
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They hate an ACTUAL hood bitch, they like hood bitch cosplay
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y’all only like women when they’re hood adjacent or reformed hoodrats. which is why you’re criticizing sexyy red so hard. because she’s an authentic hoodrat and that makes most of you uncomfortable because you’re not as familiar as you think you are.
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@_benjvmins_ Bitch my feet be hurting lol
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Maybe I just suck the fun out of everything but this isn’t funny ??? Like why are y’all teaching your children to make fun of people?
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Come get y’all lil nephew! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣
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@_benjvmins_ Miss Mulatto 💀
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@_benjvmins_ I don’t care what nobody say, this kind of shit says a lot about your character. Like, stack the bins, push your cart out the parking spot. Simple shit.
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@Queenly_Goddess That’s them new Blacks in the administration that came in the year I graduated.
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I’m sorry but… crying cause somebody called you gay in 2023 is so unserious 😂 like are we in the 5th grade or what
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Check out this Automatic Bubble Gun 😍
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@OmaFROsa @itsnotliyah Stating the Blackwoman didn’t attend an HBCU/wasn’t a part of D9, as a way to try and discredit her argument, was condescending. She never once addressed her privilege, why she’s apart of a HBGLO, or really ANYTHING that sis said in the video. Her entire attitude = condescending
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@broke4cgirl And basically bragged and boasted about taking up spaces that were specifically designed FOR US. Liiiike, not you gon act like this BLACK woman is speaking on this for any other reason than being Black! Not tryna paint her as jealous! Typical Karen behaviorrrr
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When a nigga moans >>> I be like yeahh nigga, I KNOW 🤪
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I dead ass moan every time I’m around a woman I’m an intimate situation. Hug me, ima moan. Let me catch a whiff of your scent… moan. Literally anything you do comes with a grunt from me.
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Here I fixed it for you
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Y’all fuckin HATE dark skinned Black women!
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