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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

1 year

NARRATOR And, in fact, she would never climb out.

Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

There's a movie I really really want to research and write, but then I'll have to go into a rabbit hole about script writing and such, and I'll never climb out.

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Alexandra

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3 years

everyone has “I wonder what would happen if” thoughts, but toddlers actually do the shit. I respect that.

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Alexandra

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3 years

The idea of an egg being in there like “not you” is sending me lmaooo

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3 years

The recent study that found the egg may actually 'choose' the sperm, defying Mendel’s law. The oldest law of genetics says that gametes combine randomly, but experiments hint that sometimes eggs select sperm actively for their genetic assets

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Alexandra

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7 years

sunglasses?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

5 years

I know the police don't care about Black children, but the lack of urgency around these white children has me perplexed.

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@CBSNews

5 years

Cell phone of missing Idaho teen found with mother, source says

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

2 years

this is Sofia Coppola in The Godfather.

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2 years

Have we ever had a Hollywood nepotism baby be an actual baby? Like a drew barrymore’s first big break at six weeks old?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

them people really made flight and hotel reservations under their real names and went to do crimes sans mask. it’s wild.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

My coworker: What is a strap? Me: P....pardon me? CW: You know, if somebody says they're gonna get the strap, what does that mean? Me: I'm gonna need a whole sentence. CW: Like, when 50 cent says it, what does he mean? Me: Gun, okay? In that context, gun.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

2 years

my man caught a big ass fish and then I ate it for dinner and that is very romantic *to me*

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

y'all need therapy and to be quarantined.

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@SlumKeli

6 years

A real girlfriend gone act like yo mama, bestfriend, and your girl all in one.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

9 months

I’m mostly talking to myself and yall are eavesdropping.

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@Kursed___

9 months

Who is your target audience when you tweet?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

I can’t wrap my mind around the kind of vile, bottom-feeding ass dreck you have to be for this to be your response to hearing that a woman was shot in the head.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

7 months

@pants_so_short well shit, maybe I’m more gay than I thought then bc…

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Alexandra

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4 years

Not “drive safe,” of all things Diana’s grandbaby could say 🥺

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Not if you survived and you aren't dismembered or anything. I'm sure insurance usually covers medical bills for stuff like that, or you could sue the city maybe.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

Me, looking at y’all participating in the pandemic

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

white. freaknik.

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@davehelem

6 years

I'll be home for White Freaknik aka St. Patrick's Day this weekend in Chicago. I'll be in River North recording and calling the police when I feel triggered.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Memoirs of a Keisha

The Brooke Ashley

@TheBrookeAsh

6 years

Chileeeeeeee

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

When my boss asks about my attitude at evaluation time:

Yung Miami

@YungMiami305

4 years

Maybe it gotta grow on y’all idk 😭

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 years

eggs:

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

my son convinced me that he needs a cupcake and a candle to celebrate his stuffed dragon's 149th birthday today?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 years

we listen to a child’s preferences in this home [even if I don’t understand why he wanted to drink out of this glass or why he knows to hold it like that]

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

7 years

Me blowing the parsley off the waffles I ordered from an IG chef

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

I intend to be much more beautiful, rich, and unavailable next year. I’m very excited.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

5 years

my child asked a man on the elevator why he had so many tattoos; the man asked my 4yr old (jokingly) why he didn't have any; my child said, you're right, i'm going to get some on my face and neck. I--

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

I thought IF we fully locked down in March that we MIGHT be out by August/September. Once it was clear that wasn’t happening, i wrote this year off

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

I believe how we talk to our children, our voice, becomes their conscience. That’s what they’ll hear when they’re alone, even as adults. Whether it was loving or critical. So we have to be careful how we deliver these messages.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

2 months

@_ItsMarisWorld_ I bookmarked this and I’m responding so I can research and circle back later. I have a theory, just need to explore. I love the question!

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

7 years

Because that gives you a decade of male exposure, depending on when the pedophiles first started hitting on you.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

“Ooooh, I’ll break your little fingers, my darling! They didn’t tell you I was Black?”

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

7 years

My son: Mama has a penis? Me: No, mama doesn’t have a penis. Him: Mama needs to buy a penis from the store? Me: It’s looking that way, son.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Because I made a fucking baby and kept him alive for a year, so y'all gon come look at his face and be happy about it. Tf?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Took my son to a farm to feed animals, and heard him yell, “HI WHITEY!!” Thank God I turned around to this.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

1 year

EXPLAIN IT TO ME. QUICKLY.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 years

I don’t know why complete honesty needs to be brutal, ever. There is absolutely a way to give appropriately-timed, necessary, kindly-delivered, complete truth.

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3 years

Most people want moderated honesty. Just enough honesty to not upset the apple cart. Not brutal honesty or complete honesty. There is a life lesson there.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

7 years

Your MCM doesn’t know how hair removal works. He hasn’t had vagine since it had him. He’s 34.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 months

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@ElOmigre

3 months

30 and up thread let me see something 👀

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

10 months

I don’t understand how yall make boneless banana pudding. If you don’t like bananas, eat something else? We have to draw the line somewhere.

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10 months

Y’ALL PUT BANANAS IN THE BANANA PUDDING????

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

I tried to explain pronouns to my child, who has asked me to use “they” because my child is a boy and a dragon 🤦🏽‍♀️ We will try again tomorrow.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

5 years

@vj_burton i can only hope there's a good reason, but giving her a deadline to produce her children? this is all wild, to me

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

7 years

Not from the outside.

M. Night Famalam

@Rory_Breaker_

7 years

Do y’all let your men play with your bellybuttons?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

5 months

I really love an all day date. just hours of frolic, a base plan and then unplanned meandering. favorite thing.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

2 months

songs where the person is singing so earnestly, you start aching along with them? go.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

The reality is, partners submit to each other when they feel safe, valued, respected. I’ve never seen one-sided, healthy “submission.”

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Most of y'all don't have this problem either.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

2 years

idk what people think gentle parenting is, but it doesn’t mean not teaching your kid about consent, boundaries, being assertive, or survival outside the home. it just means that they can receive what you’re teaching bc they’re not terrified and trying to survive you.

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2 years

Gentle parenting is cool, but what happens when the child grows up and people outside the home are everything but gentle? That’s not to say you have to take the opposite approach either. You can be gentle at times and a little aggressive.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 years

Someone just did an IG survey snd asked if you make PB&J with a knife or spoon. I’d like to know which of you deviants scoops up jelly with a knife.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

summer walker said finally, a venue I can fuck with

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

no, you should mind your raggedy business, as there are any number of reasons why this could be happening, none of which pertain to you.

NYT Magazine

@NYTmag

6 years

Should I report a do-nothing co-worker who frequently takes lunch breaks, comes in later than her start time and is not actually working on her “work from home” day?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

8 years

I'll just leave this here.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Me: let’s pack up your old toys so we can give them to other kids. Child: let’s pack you in a box so Santa can deliver you somewhere else. do not have children. do not waste your time.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Push sending the track to Virginia Williams before letting it fly

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

I don’t think loving honesty involves brutality. You can say what needs to be said, gently.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

The problem with teaching my child about autonomy is he uses the shit on me too 🥴 Me: can you please ____? Him: no, actually I would like to make another choice for myself. 😑

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 years

Tormund really used to look at that lady like she had gravy on her. I like that.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

@iiiNrt let the record reflect that the child in CNN's photograph isn't even wearing his mask properly, which tells me allllllll I need to know about how much schools are monitoring and guiding children on safety

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

5 years

always here for a creme pie.

Little Debbie

@LittleDebbie

5 years

sco pa tu manaa

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

and look at this bad bitch here😍😍

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

I haven’t heard any of the pickmes talking about making plates or sucking during video games lately. It’s hard work to do it everyday for real innit

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

To be very honest? Black women are beautiful at every age. It’s really wild. We actually improve with age. There’s something magical about the beauty, wisdom, and confidence that increases as we get older. I love that.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

GET YO FIT OFF GEORGE

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

my titties out now, my titties gon be out later. my man will look, your man will look. take your titties out too, shit.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

@thesterlingstdy Imagine calmly returning to the airport after you broke into the Capitol LOL

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

I don’t know why everyone thinks my coworker is white lol

Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Just a nice, sweet, Black lady whose whole world was gonna change if she hadn't been asking about a gun.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

so I cut my bangs this morning and my child said, "it looks good if it's supposed to look like that."

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Men really do have a second sense for coming in with a splash of effort when they sense you’re about to quit them. Quit em anyway though.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

If I see you tweet some trash, I'm going to block you so I never have to cross paths with you again. The beauty of social media.

ᴋᴄ ᴊɪᴍᴄᴀʟᴇ 💫

@KCOYG_

6 years

How can you block somebody you never interacted with 😂

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

2 years

@jacaristar That is terrifying

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

I made my son’s dinner then left the room. 45 seconds later, he runs into the bathroom on some, *gasp* “oh no, Mama! The peas fell on the floor, mistakes can happen to anyone.” Entering the kitchen, I see that the chicken and rice have been spared. Well played, sir.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

You want a woman to build you up, but also defer/submit to you as a leader...while you are simultaneously unwilling/unable to build her up, or at least refrain from stunting her growth while you grow.............does that sum up your fairytale, approximately?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

8 years

I really am easy to please bc there's a very short list of things I want: 1. Everything

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 years

*I* think love—platonic and romantic—is supposed to inspire you to find new and beautiful ways to show it. This might involve you stretching yourself to show it in wYs that are new to you. But gifts or remember things that previously seemed insignificant to you.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

@aprilnicole82 like I’m a little upset?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

8 years

That is a different word and that is not how "bourgeois" is pronounced.

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I wish y’all knew “bougie/boujee” was spelled “bourgeois"

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

1 year

the worst/best part is my child being the voice of reason: “mama, you have to think of it like this—he’s stupid.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

okay, so that man was killed five days ago and I'm very glad that his murderer is being charged. it's been over three months since Breonna Taylor was killed and still no charges.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

How do you decide to be a free thinker when smarter people spent so much time thinking thoughts for you to choose from? You didn’t even need to start from scratch

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

There seems to have been a misunderstanding.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

friends, pls.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Just a nice, sweet, Black lady whose whole world was gonna change if she hadn't been asking about a gun.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

5 years

yes, I am exactly this kind of bird.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 months

journaling at the bar, as per…

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

5 years

@ScottySkytop THIS IS THE RIGHT ENERGY

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

It’s not even a gender reveal. It’s a genital reveal, tbh. And doesn’t that sound more gross and stupid? So let’s stop.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

this thing made me SO happy because the paper edges were perfectly straight and it made that nice, clean KKHHHRRREWWW sound when you brought it down

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

2 years

the entire premise of Devil in Ohio is fucked because why tf are you bringing home this stray child from work?!

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

2 years

It’s always “we’re sending you 4 free covid tests” and never “we’re sending your salary so you can stay home.”

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 years

@sovivACEous @jBril3y06 LOL this egg is definitely giving out fake numbers at the club

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

I told the child I lived in Arizona and he’s leaving balled up pieces of paper (“tumbleweed”) around the house to make me feel at home

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

I would encourage you to share your Ls with your group chat and not twitter. you will not find comfort here.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

I miss the days when celebrities were out of sight, we couldn’t hear their unfiltered opinions on things...make publicists great again.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

2 years

@EliMcCann I have been LOVING these stories about your grandma. She is living!

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 years

All of these stories about DMX are still rolling down my TL and in each one, he was in the middle of something being a ray of sunshine. Y’all can keep these coming pls.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

Me: did you go to the bathroom? My 3yr old: Yes. (I check and he didn’t) Me: why did you lie? Him: IM A LIAR. AND IM A LAWYER. A LIAR LAWYER. So now it’s personal. The war has begun.

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

I am so sorry, but the phrase "participating in the pandemic" like it was an optional potluck has me screaming lmaoooo

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

3 years

@NMJMRedux Yes! So you don’t rip the bread, tf?!

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

4 years

that is called a friend. a regular friend.

🇯🇲 Daemonesha Targaryen

@PlainJaneDee_

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Could you be with someone you’re not attracted to but loved their personality & vibe?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

9 months

I started an HR consulting firm and my first client just paid me yesterday🥰

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@Khanstillday

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EVERYONE INCLUDED; Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2023 that you’re proud of?

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

my 3yr old just asked me how much money I make per year and when i told him, he said, “that’s a small number, you need a bigger one.” So. ??????????????

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Alexandra

@_AlexandraGG_

6 years

I would gladly hand her my bouquet. Might even sign the certificate as their witness. He’s all yours, bae.

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Imagine ya man's sidechick popping at your wedding wearing her own a wedding dress

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