If Texas A&M wanted to pull off the ultimate troll job, they’d yank the advertisement and wait until next year, (when Ehlinger goes on another fantastic vacation) and put a “We’re baaaaaaaccckkkk” banner up in the airport.
Texas A&M has been in the same division as Alabama, Auburn and LSU for the past 10 seasons. Why on earth would they be quaking in their boots at the prospect of Texas and Oklahoma joining the SEC?
Dettmer says he went into his hotel room after his short start against Oklahoma and cried. Says Micah Dallas texted him to let him know that one game didn't define him. Says his relationship with God is what defines him and prayed Friday night.
Aggie Athletics is a sad country song right now.
Not a "my wife left me" kinda song.
A "my wife left me for my best friend, took the kids, the dog and burned the house down on her way out" kinda song
Some more stats for Lonestar teams: How many opponents finished over .500 for the regular season?
Rice, Texas A&M: 8
UTSA: 7
Baylor, TCU, Texas Tech,: 6
Texas State, UTEP: 5
North Texas: 4
Houston, Texas: 3
The AP's message to college football fans. Oklahoma ALMOST LOSING is clearly a worse outcome than Bama ACTUALLY LOSING.
Nobody gets more free passes than Bama.
Texas A&M announces that Saturday's football game at Kyle Field is a sell out. It will be
#13
Auburn paying a visit to
#14
Texas A&M for a 2:30 kick.
@KBTXShel
promises good weather.
Schlossnagle says the team has not opened its care package from
@Pringles
yet. Says there are some NCAA hoops they’ve got to jump through. Adds “the NCAA is always looking to screw up a good day.”
Picture this: Harbaugh leaves Michigan for the Chargers. Michigan hires Kelly away from LSU. Scott Woodward brings in hunting buddy Jimbo Fisher. Jimbo is on the Tigers’ sideline for October 26th at Kyle Field
3 reasons why the Aggie fan base prefers Elko > Stoops:
1. He’s 10 years younger
2. Smaller sample size as HC, so the perceived ceiling is “higher”
3. His previous relationships at A&M & with Aggie players
“Hi, my name is Billy The Bobcat. Yep, that’s me flying through the air... You’re probably wondering how I got in this predicament...let’s wind it back, shall we??”
#bobcat
#FlashbackFriday
A reporter asks then-Georgia student Clark Hurst about his white face & body paint before the 2009 South Carolina game and he did not disappoint:
TAMU is set to hold a press conference Friday regarding Kyle Field enhancements. Aggie coach Jimbo Fisher and AD Ross Bjork will speak, along with system chancellor John Sharp and President M. Katherine Banks.
I know there’s emphasis on A&M getting a hire before early signing day and the transfer portal, but could you argue that it’s more important to get the right guy than it is to rush it for this year’s class?
Aggie fans are quick to point out the subpar QB play over the last couple of years.
Zach Calzada (recruited by Jimbo Fisher & coached 3 yrs by Fisher)
Haynes King (recruited by Jimbo Fisher & coached 3 yrs by Fisher)
Spiller asked how Aggies have improved offensively and singles out one QB: "As skilled players, we're more experienced, and that will help Haynes out more."
As far as coaching nicknames across the board, Texas A&M would be hard to beat:
John James "Jimbo" Fisher
Brent "Buzz" Williams
Jim "Schloss" Schlossnagle
Gerald "G" Guerreri
Laura "Bird" Kuhn
Fisher asked if Florida State's biggest rival was Clemson: "It was a huge rivalry, but you also had Florida and Miami. So, in other words, I don't like orange."
Take 2 minutes out of your Sunday to listen to
@WakeEmUp9
talk about what it means to be an Aggie and how much the 12th Man means to him.
Trust me on this one
#GigEm
Today is my final day @ Bryan Broadcasting. While I wouldn’t trade the last 11 yrs for anything, I do believe it’s time for a change. My family & I love it here, & I’m looking forward to serving the BV in a different capacity as a real estate agent.
See you in the cheap seats!
Week 1: “Texas A&M Football might be a CFP contender this year.”
Week 4: “OMG, did you see Midnight Yell?!? Straight up CULT, bro!”
Week 8: “THEY’RE WALKING AROUND WEARING FACE PAINT & CARRYING TIKI TORCHES!!”
Aggie fans may have heard UNC offensive coordinator Phil Longo's name being tossed around as a possibility at TAMU.
Longo's offenses since 2018:
'18: 9th (Ole Miss)
'19: 12th (UNC)
'20: 5th (UNC)
'21: 10th (UNC)
'22: 7th (UNC)
So, apparently the guy wearing the Michael Myers outfit in Galveston is an island attorney named Mark Metzger...who played football at Texas A&M...and was stabbed on NG back in 2007 while working as a bouncer at The Library
Texas A&M sophomore DB Josh Moten was arrested Sunday AM near Northgate after allegedly hitting a trash can with his car & causing it to go through the front door of 12 Rooftop Bar & Lounge.
He was charged with DWI, reckless driving & striking a fixture/highway landscaping.
Honestly, idk if I’ve ever been this disenchanted with A&M Football. You pay $77 million because you’re sick of being pedestrian. Great! Then you go & hire Mark Stoops, whose record is the epitome of pedestrian. Not only that, he’s a direct descendant of Jimbo. Make it make sense
Twitter fam, need some help. Oliver went missing this morning around Ball Circle in College Station (between Texas World Speedway and Peach Creek Cutoff). Anything you can do to help spread the word would be much appreciated. Thanks
A large homecoming for
@AggieBaseball
following an historic run in Omaha. Maroon & White advanced to the CWS semifinals for the first time in program history.
Not sure what the TAMU & Ole Miss football teams will look like next year, but the Aggies will certainly have some bulletin board material heading into Oxford.
Fisher on the 12th Man: "That atmosphere and environment tonight? If you don't want to play in that, something's wrong...I'm thankful that we won that game for them...this place deserves a great football team."
Super senior DL Micheal Clemons: "We didn't come back just to come back. We came back to win a national championship...When we leave here, we want to say we did everything we could to make Texas A&M better."
From 2000-‘11, Texas A&M was 72-69 (.511) with 8 bowl games. From 2012 - today, Aggies are 54-29 (.651) with 6 bowl games. TAMU is winning more, recruiting better & making more money than it has at any other point in this millennium. Tell me again why they have buyer’s remorse??
Former star of "The Short Game", a 2013 Netflix documentary highlighting the world's best 7-year-old golfers who competed in the World Championships of Junior Golf in Pinehurst, North Carolina.