Ningekuwa a politician's kid ata singewai tumia jina ya mzazi kama handle. Ningejiita reggea wailer nishinde huku nikitukana watoto wa other politicians 😂😂😂
"Huskii snoop dogg hukuwa na rings tatu kwa dick yake. Akibonya yengs hafai kupitisha ring ya kwanza. Akifikisha ring ya pili, dame analazwa hosi na akifikisha kwa ya tatu yengs ananyuria."
Hakuna mtu anakuwanga amekosa adabu kama msee anapika na anajua mtu mwingine ndo ataosha vyombo... Utapata hadi vikombe kwa sink na hamjakunywa kitu🤣🤣🤣
I never knew what pain was until Jana nilipanda Lopha ikona kelele ndio nilie na nguvu ndani ya mask yangu💔.The pain of loving someone and the person doesn't give a shit,it's been long since I felt that kind of pain in my heart. Love can hurt sometimes,but I'll bounce back😊.
Kina Kadere walikuwa hadi wanabadilishana simu wakipiga selfies ndo watokee tu wenyewe kumbe mtu drinks huko nyuma ameivisha skill ya ku switch wings seamlessly 🤣🤣🤣
Drunkards will be reading out loud the whole Lipa na Mpesa process until they get to the PIN, nikama soberness huwa kujia out of nowhere kama nyundo ya Thor
4 weeks since we started water safety classes and my son graduated today, officially WATER SAFE!
Last class he get to go in with 4 layers of clothing including two diapers, more than doubling his weight in water.
Proud father 💙💙💙
Islam is a way of life; hence, there are guidelines for dress codes for both genders. What has been highlighted pertains to women. Regarding perfume, women are allowed to apply it at home but not in public spaces, as it may lead to fitnah (attracting men, which is not permitted…
Lol. Jana at the club I met someone's girlfriend and after a few drinks aliniuliza twitter handle yangu nikamshow Droid254 😂😂. After a few minutes niliskia nimeulizwa, "tunaishia saa ngapi" 😎😎😎😎