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@YayoWachira

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Going all socio!! o_O

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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Naisha bana 😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
"Wewe wa Kenya nakuona sana. Hakuna kuhubiri kwa basi yangu."
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2 years
"Mom nimeona twitter wamekuita 'shawrry for tusks' , tuongezee bei ya nini?"
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@YayoWachira
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11 months
🤭🤭
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@Mamushkhaimuna
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11 months
What is the difference between Gotv and Dstv?
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Hamheshimu riggy g ata kidogo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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6 months
Me, showing the wazungus where maumau are hiding after tasting juice for the first time
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2 years
"Mko na haraka sana ama tunawezana chungulia kachuom hapa haraka faster?"
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@YayoWachira
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6 months
Pia trio mio ni nephew wa Gideon Mio. But amejaribu kuficha white by changing his name from Moi to Mio
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
6 months
Kumbe Miss Karun ni niece wa Uhunye
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@YayoWachira
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5 years
Are you driving a stadium?
@Kevlan_
BOYOT 👴
5 years
Juu mnajua kila mahali, huku ni wapi?
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@YayoWachira
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6 months
Mike sonko akishuka tu hivi ndege😂😂😂
@yabaleftonline
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6 months
You can no longer travel to Europe and US with fake designer bags
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@YayoWachira
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11 months
At 1:15am??? Nah fam, it's the guilt
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@Cityboyyyyyy
City Boy ✌🏾
11 months
Mmeamka fiti ama nawasumbua?
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Baba receiving his L as always
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Ukienda kununua tissue upate ni 55 bob moja
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
"Eeh nibuy vitu flani" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
*Reporters wa K24 kwa mlango ya lodging* "Hajakufa bado?"
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Let me see who you really are
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@youloveleona
you love leeyo
3 years
How much money have you made in total from Twitter?
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
"Unataka tuweke chaser kwa pombe kwani sisi ni wanawake"
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Wasee wa bedsitter wakikatakata vitunguu juu ya kitanda wakiwatch comedy
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@YayoWachira
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5 months
"Wacha nikapige selfie ya mwisho na kina cheetah ju wana transfer next term"
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
"buda yaani na kuuliza ni Saa ngapi unanijibu Saa maki??"
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@YayoWachira
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1 year
"Maze fatxo hapa kimeumana. Uzuri wewe ni msenge so jela itafeel kama honeymoon kwako"
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Mnakuwanga aje? 😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
"Njeri bana chrome nimengoja dakika kumi na naskia ni makofi tu mnapiga huko ndani "
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Ka usingizi ka Sunday morning kakiwa kameshika vizuri alafu uskie huko nje "Mic testing 1, 2 praise guard"
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Sure
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
"Nimeambiwa kwa hio meeting kuna mtu alisema 'Let's address the elephant in the room' IKO WAPI?"
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Hii gari nayo kwani inashindanga paint shop 😂
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Citizen TV wakikushow, "see you after the break"
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Y'all remmeber this? 😂😂😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Huyu anakaa ku enjoy twerking videos secretly
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
3 years
CHRISTOPHER WAMBUA appointed acting CEO of KFCB
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1 year
"Ni maji unaongezea kwa chupa empty ya beer?"
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
"Ulikuwa unadhani imenti house stall number 2 imejificha sana you kangol wearing mother fucker"
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@YayoWachira
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4 years
"Wacha tukachape captain Morgan" Waguthii: khaaaaai, kwani alidu??
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@YayoWachira
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4 years
Esther wahome// kuna dawa😀😀😀
@girlyyboss
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4 years
Neyo// So sick😭😭😭
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Mnaketingi meza moja alafu mnaingia twitter kuongeleshania huko 🤣🤣
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Mtoto wa single mother akiwasha stima ya bedroom ya mamake Saa nane usiku
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Ningekuwa a politician's kid ata singewai tumia jina ya mzazi kama handle. Ningejiita reggea wailer nishinde huku nikitukana watoto wa other politicians 😂😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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4 years
Kitambo ukiwa na toughees alafu uone hizi push pins
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@YayoWachira
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1 year
Second in command anaingizwa kazi very fast
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@_skilli
𝙰𝚜𝚊𝚊𝚍🏴‍☠️
1 year
Mnafanyanga nini mkinyamaziwa?
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
"Huskii snoop dogg hukuwa na rings tatu kwa dick yake. Akibonya yengs hafai kupitisha ring ya kwanza. Akifikisha ring ya pili, dame analazwa hosi na akifikisha kwa ya tatu yengs ananyuria."
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@YayoWachira
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4 years
"Na jana ukiwa umelala mpesa walikuwa wanakupigia"
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@YayoWachira
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4 years
Bank tellers in movies after robbers step in
@Nando_Influent
Ennemi de la Vérité
4 years
Bombaclaat
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Ukiita Menteh his full names unamalizia na 'No homo' 😂😂
@JamieButon
James Bong
2 years
Tumieni menteh kitu
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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6 years
Hakuna mtu anakuwanga amekosa adabu kama msee anapika na anajua mtu mwingine ndo ataosha vyombo... Utapata hadi vikombe kwa sink na hamjakunywa kitu🤣🤣🤣
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
"harakisha sai kunguni zimelala"
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3 years
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@YayoWachira
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7 months
Jamaa ya progas siku hizi haendi shule 😂😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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6 years
Ya Obado ama jowie?
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Oyaaaaaaa
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@RoseDanielsM
Rose🥀
2 years
I never knew what pain was until Jana nilipanda Lopha ikona kelele ndio nilie na nguvu ndani ya mask yangu💔.The pain of loving someone and the person doesn't give a shit,it's been long since I felt that kind of pain in my heart. Love can hurt sometimes,but I'll bounce back😊.
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
It's what it's hunimaliza kila time 😂😂😂😂
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@PiocheBrio
Pioche
3 years
Kizungu ya ndeezy huwa fununu tu. Haikuwangi sure
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@YayoWachira
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5 years
Of course yes. Ama unadhani huwa tunaingililia kwa dirisha?
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@YayoWachira
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4 years
Kina Kadere walikuwa hadi wanabadilishana simu wakipiga selfies ndo watokee tu wenyewe kumbe mtu drinks huko nyuma ameivisha skill ya ku switch wings seamlessly 🤣🤣🤣
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@YayoWachira
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4 years
Kumbe haka kasimu kanakuwanga na WAP na nimeishi kuitafuta huku nje kwa hawa wamama
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@YayoWachira
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6 years
Oya master @Theo_mwangi , unajuanga aje penye utafikisha ukinawa uso?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Ulikuwa unakimbizwa na dinosaurs ukitoka shule😂
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1992 nilikua class 6
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@YayoWachira
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5 years
I know for a fact that that mtura ain't shit coz the board is too damn clean
@JustoBradford
Justin
5 years
Mko wapi???
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@YayoWachira
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5 years
Weed addicts sai withdrawal inawapeleka mbaya hadi maji wanakunywa na straw ndo atleast wavute kitu
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Badala ya morning glory unaamkia aljazeera like mid 50s divorced man. Stay strong chief
@ItsJeffreyJeff
🍁RASTA MAN™🍁
3 years
Good morning world😍
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@YayoWachira
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5 years
"ukitext Bae alafu akose kureply after 5 seconds"
@thatgal_ann
❤Wambui❤💞✨
5 years
Sipendi kitu ikinisumbua akili btw lol
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Shukisha bei ama panty?
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@YayoWachira
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6 years
Drunkards will be reading out loud the whole Lipa na Mpesa process until they get to the PIN, nikama soberness huwa kujia out of nowhere kama nyundo ya Thor
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@YayoWachira
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4 years
Kilundeezy to the world
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1 year
Skuma na kiti ya plastic haina mguu moja hakuna venye inaweza fika 1800 😂😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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5 months
The haves. & The have nots
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3 years
Smh 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
Kwani jambo jet wanapika na kuni huko ndani??
@Fbillionaire__
Wolf of 420 Street
3 years
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Ukidrive usiku udhanie ni bump unaruka alafu uskie mtu amewika
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3 years
Rastafari. Rastafailure.
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3 years
Truck drivers working from home
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2 years
Your girl when she sees an incoming call from you
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5 years
You start calling her 😂😂
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4 years
Hahaha... Utaonyesha ugangster hapa alafu ukilog out unamshow... 'Ofcourse I did, why would you even ask me that' 😂😂😂😂😂
@AndyKe_
Andy
4 years
It's time to Blue tick this negativity
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4 years
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@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
4 years
Kenyans urged to ride bicycles to work
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4 years
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@ItsKubasu
Nebs
4 years
How do you pronounce Swvl?
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4 years
Tonnes?
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3 years
Ukiingia big fish na mbogi ya mtu 5000 alafu uitishe samaki mbili na Mikate tano
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@YayoWachira
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1 year
HR to interviewees:
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Smh
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@ChloeBailey
Chlöe
3 years
what’s my name 🥰🙊
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@YayoWachira
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6 years
Wanauliza kama umefungiwa hapo Mbele kama samaki🤣
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4 years
If she can't afford to buy you the PS 5 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Judges itabidi wamevaa hizi after budget cuts 😂😂😂
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6 years
Lmao. Mnadhani Tala threats zao zinaishianga kwa simu? Ile siku wanaume watatu watatoka kwa probox ya white ndo utajua hujui 😂😂😂😂😂
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5 years
"Wacha nipige picha mbio kabla ufunge"
@Peter_Jrn
Peter Jrn™
5 years
Ya' ll a bunch of cowards. Yani I am alone kwa club??? Mtu asiwai niambia gangstar kosokoso huku
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@YayoWachira
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4 years
Gaidi akikushow you either choose her or mogoka
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@YayoWachira
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2 years
Auntie for London right now akiwa amelala 😂😂😂
@ombachi13
dennis ombachi OLY
2 years
4 weeks since we started water safety classes and my son graduated today, officially WATER SAFE! Last class he get to go in with 4 layers of clothing including two diapers, more than doubling his weight in water. Proud father 💙💙💙
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6 years
Unatembeanga kando ya barabara ukiwa jaba umekondoa macho hadi gari zikipita zinakuflashia utoe full light
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6 years
Everyone else: Work harder Kambas: WAKANDA
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6 years
Mohombi naye nikama alipata accident kwa ile Bumpy Ride 😂😂
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3 years
Saturdays huwa siku za delivery
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6 years
Ukiwa mortuary umekufa alafu attendant dame akuguze mjuols akikupangusa
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6 months
"Maangai Fatma hio ni black orchid umejipaka??"
@jamia_mosque
Jamia Mosque Nairobi
6 months
Islam is a way of life; hence, there are guidelines for dress codes for both genders. What has been highlighted pertains to women. Regarding perfume, women are allowed to apply it at home but not in public spaces, as it may lead to fitnah (attracting men, which is not permitted…
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2 years
"Si utapitia maskan nikuonyeshe kupika chai na simu"
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@YayoWachira
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6 years
Ile kitambaa msee hupanguzwa nayo after amenyolewa yenye inakuwanga 500° C, inamalizanga dandruff, mashillingi na pia ujinga kwa kichwa
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@YayoWachira
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3 years
Lmao, huyu msee kwani anataka watu wachague gani 😂😂😂😂😂
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@YayoWachira
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6 years
Lol. Jana at the club I met someone's girlfriend and after a few drinks aliniuliza twitter handle yangu nikamshow Droid254 😂😂. After a few minutes niliskia nimeulizwa, "tunaishia saa ngapi" 😎😎😎😎
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3 years
Ukiweka tecno kwa mfuko na kuna 5 apps still running
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