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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 months

“It will happen so fast, your head will swim”

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@WunmiWonka

10 months

This is one of the best ones I’ve seen I’m not even crying

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

For every 10 feminist women out there, there are 1,000 traditional women. Please, find them and stop stressing yourself.

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@WunmiWonka

2 years

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@WunmiWonka

3 years

I hate the helplessness that comes with being Nigerian I hate it.

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2 years

I really admire babes who bring their A game everyday. The wigs, make up, the shoes & clothes every day of the week Lmao I be like a potato 6 days a week

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 years

To be a woman is to live your entire life fighting people off, telling men to stop touching you, telling men you don’t want to talk, having to fight men off every single time. Not being able to walk alone, sit alone or travel alone without fear. I’m tired.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

My dad’s nephrologist was actively trying to sleep with me. We did a lot of work and had spent a lot of money before we were finally referred him and when he took us on, my dad started to improve so I had to be “friendly” and kept politely turning him down

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@diaryofa9jagirl

4 months

I agree. The Feminism portrayed on twitter is MANY TIMES different from the true essence of feminist values. Numerous "Twitter feminists" seem more inclined to hurl insults than extend help to fellow women, prioritizing uncouth language and rigid expectations over educating and

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

6 months

“I will sort everyone” bold of you to assume that takers have a limit. Was it not someone that came to me with “your daddy said you did a lot when he was alive. Thank God you don’t have to pay hospital bills again. I want you to send my son to school”

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

2 years

The rest of the country keeps bending over backwards to accommodate the North like we are second class citizens in this country, it’s insane.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

2 years

This is so 🔥 The groom & best man in sync>>>

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

6 years

Dang!

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

9 months

My dad doesn’t eat Ewedu but my mum does and cos they absolutely had to eat dinner together every night from the same plate, they’d both take swallow from d same bowl and take soup from different ones. When I was a child, I thought it was really weird cos, just eat separately now

gbemisoke

@Gbemisoke

9 months

I was packing a box of naija food for a friend who lives in an area without African stores like Houston Me: what of ogbono? Her: that's my favorite soup! but no my husband doesn't eat it Me: do YOU want? Her: my husband.. Me: I didn't say you should cook it for him o, do YOU want

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 years

People died in Surulere yesterday and no one has lost their job & been arrested for it. NO ONE! #SARSMUSTEND

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

3 years

I hate that Nigeria is forcing us to leave. It’s the ‘80s all over. I hate that we are being forced to abandon everything we know, everything familiar to the unknown and mostly have to start again elsewhere.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 year

The way Ishaya’s family STOLE his money and still made him the villain is exactly how Black Tax will ruin your life. Every time I remember it, I get angry all over again.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

11 months

Someone has been owning me 500k since 2020 It’s wild then even when I told him my dad was sick and I needed money, he didn’t return my money but he bought car, rented apartment and even got married.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

3 years

How complicated romantic relationships can get. It can get significantly harder to find your “match” the older you get because there are so many things you cannot overlook. The innocence of the past is no longer there…

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@SayItValencia

3 years

What part of adult life surprised you most?

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

6 years

Something I learnt about men You can sell your soul for them and they won’t flinch but when the person they actually want comes around, they will move mountains They are never confused,Ever! So if you are not getting what you want from them, don’t make excuses,just run!

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

We were paying fully for the service and it was NOT cheap but he was still doing that. Imagine if we couldn’t pay? Please, I’m begging you people with your roses and sunshine.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 year

Please help save my dad’s life. He’s 57 and needs a kidney transplant. He became quite ill in May 2021 and was in and out of the hospital before he was officially diagnosed with chronic kidney failure in July 2021.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

11 months

The obsession to monetize anything you are slightly good at is weird to me. I simply enjoy something and everyone goes “you know you can start” trust me, I know but as soon as I do that, it becomes less fun, then I’m under pressure to deliver and it’s downhill from there

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 years

Since Vector said “because you bleach your skin doesn’t mean you are enlightened” in his diss track to Reminisce, I knew he was the type to fight with teeth in primary school. Rofo rofo

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

3 months

“Oh look at me, someone finally gave me attention that I’m not used to getting after making them believe we are on the same page” You people need to grow up

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

3 years

If someone doesn’t rate you, you will know. Deep down, you will feel it. You will just choose to make excuses for them because you like them or you are not ready to face the truth. You will know.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

As a Nigerian woman, my non-Nigerian husband does not automatically get citizenship by marrying me but it’s not the case the other way round but you people want to wHaT rIghT dO mEn hAvE tHaT wOmEn dOnT? Lmao Ok

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

Would go for dialysis with my dad and stay outside because I was avoiding this man. I had to put up with it because my father was sick and he was using that to get to me. Please, do not tell me about being angry. I have too many scars and stories.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

8 months

I’m a full grown adult and a lot of boys of secondary school age gathered in a place I have to be at, still make me uncomfortable. Sometimes they do this “fine girl, how are you” I’m twice their age ffs but how they are raised & socialized isn’t a problem?

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

6 months

Lmao must be tough dating a man that food is his release clause. Anytime you see anyone bring food near him, your BP must rise. Ehya

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@OgbeniAyoola

6 months

This is the funniest video I’ve seen on the internet in a long while. It’s the evil laughter and iku to pa aladiye phrase that got me rolling on the floor. If you like, allow someone to be cooking soup for your man 😂😭😭😭😭 😂😂😂😂😂

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 years

My mother is 52 today & I absolutely love this picture of us 🥰

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

I hope people are really boycotting Erisco Foods because why will someone giving an honest review about a product they used lead to this sort of thing. How to we start a campaign against this company and make it stick? They need to leave Chioma Okoli alone

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

May it be given to you according to your heart desires. I cannot wait to read your testimony

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

7 months

I’m very tired Physically Mentally Emotionally Very very tired

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

10 months

@habukia So so beautiful

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

7 months

My friend @JjShughar and others pranked their husbands and I absolutely loved it 😂🤣

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

9 months

Nobody allowed the other person sacrifice the meals they loved. They did the same for fresh fish. Balance is key

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

My dad would call and say “thank Dr X for me, he’s really taking care of me” and I would have tears in my eyes because I was paying with incessant messages, phone calls and I didn’t want to tell my dad so he doesn’t stop seeing him. When I told him I couldn’t, guess what he did?

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

@cynthia_nosike They should flourish together

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

10 months

@_kerimah_ I shed a tear too 🥹

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

3 years

This. Is. 30 🎈

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

8 months

Also, I want to talk about people being 100% inappropriate and saying the worst things to people grieving. A woman called to pay condolences and just blurted out “it’s such a shame you never gave your dad a grandchild”

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@WunmiWonka

4 months

He told my dad he wasn’t available and kept avoiding him so he had to see other doctors. The day he wanted to see me, he told my dad to tell me to come because he wanted to explain things to me. He told me and I knew he had nothing to explain he was just pulling his weight

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

6 years

Whatever you do, get yourself a partner that is kindhearted, not just nice to you but everyone else around. Someone with a healthy dose of empathy and selflessness You cannot substitute these things for money, social status or good looks Don’t play yourself

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

6 months

Meaning that since l no longer have a sick father, I should channel the money to her son’s education. You don’t know what black tax can do to a person, you simply have no idea.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 years

We don’t mind bullying, we just want to be the ones doing it 🙂

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 month

What Nigerian men want is for you to do 50/50 with them financially and still be responsible for 90% of the chores at home. They go and buy fuel to turn on the Gen & say they contribute to household chores. Please now

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

7 months

Lmao the way you will ruin it if you don’t behave properly 😂

Danielle ✨🌑🌞

@starsmoonandsun

7 months

Reminder: you can never ruin what is meant for you

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 years

Please I have a question Why don’t traditional men like traditional women? 🥴 Why do they want to die on the hill of feminists? Why do they get worked up about what feminists will do or won’t do? 😫

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 month

It’s not on my watch that the narrative that men are the sole/major providers in Nigeria will continue to fly. I will always tell you people that it’s a big fat LIE! Women are not working their asses off daily for you people to keep saying this.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

6 months

She even added prayers that God would strengthen me to be able to carry the responsibility because she knows the “load” I’m carrying. Me: Eshey ma

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 years

I just got to my polling unit and this woman cannot believe I really came to vote She said “are you a corper” Me : No W : Are you an agent? Me : No ma, I came to vote W : Wow, my dear sit here. God bless you Goes ahead to look at her son in that Nigerian mother fashion 😂

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

2 years

A Yoruba man will learn your love language,feed you, give you foot rubs, listen and care for you You will be there saying “he’s the best thing that has happened to me” it’s actually true, challenge is, he’s happening to Lara, Chiamaka, Halima & Serena & 99 others too 😒

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

@_kvngNath I’m so sorry about your friend’s dad. My dad also passed away so it was all for nothing in the end

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

6 years

In 2012, my final year in Unilag. Decided to finally meet a tweep we had been following each other on here, he was in Medilag. I was going to see someone there too so, why not? Fam, nigga attempted to rape me. I got away, scratches all over my body. He still tweets🙃

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 year

I had no choice but to put this up when I did because he had relapsed a lot and we were really scared and I just wanted his pain to be gone as quickly as possible. We are currently at 28% of the total amount and the surgery can only commence when we reach 75% Thank you ❤️

Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 year

Please help save my dad’s life. He’s 57 and needs a kidney transplant. He became quite ill in May 2021 and was in and out of the hospital before he was officially diagnosed with chronic kidney failure in July 2021.

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@WunmiWonka

6 years

One time I asked an interviewer ‘Do you like me? And if this was your personal business, would you employ me? If no, what do you think I should work on? please take your time to answer... Actually, they were 3 and for about 60 seconds they couldn’t talk I got the job

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 months

Oddy was one of the people who saw the Gofundme for my dad and amplified without me reaching out to them. I only met him once. He then would reach out to check how I was doing despite battling cancer himself. I was really hoping he’d win the battle. Rest in Peace, Soldier

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

2 years

I actively avoid anything that looks like bad news on social media. Sometimes, I’m unable to even contribute to conversations because I’ve been using avoidance and denial as a coping mechanism. I’m trying not to lose my mind.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 years

#28

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 year

@Chydee Lmao he wasn’t doing it. He just wants to be entitled and feel like he has control over someone else

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

2 years

31 🥂 Wishlist: Say a prayer for me & mine Tell someone about @Shoepify

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@WunmiWonka

4 years

🤰🏾🤰🏾🤰🏾🤰🏾🤰🏾🥺

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 years

What is going on here please?

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

@tosinolaseinde Nicole Chikwe mentioned something like this. She said when she and NaetoC first got married she used to feel less than when he’d do stuff around the house because that wasn’t what she knew. She had to to a lot of work to accept “help” from him

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 years

Genotype is 2nd date question if you are not AA Don’t play yourself

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

10 months

@ArianeUmurerwa 😂

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 years

You cannot zone out & say you don’t like talking about your problems. Why are you in a relationship with someone you cannot share your problems with?

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@Tbillion40

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Ladies only !!! Give men some relationship advice. Quote or reply ❤️❤️

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@WunmiWonka

2 years

Today, I joined a formal group call, finished my presentation, muted my mic and went about the house doing other things while listening. I didn’t stop video 😶 I had no bottoms on How was your day?

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

3 years

Wizkid really gave us a taste of Made in Lagos with Soundman I love love that EP Ease Your Mind 👌

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 months

@Kiriku3131 My daddy died, he died 4 months ago today. How do you think I’m doing?

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@WunmiWonka

4 months

23 🎊 A Gen-Z Baddie (don’t listen to haters) 🙊

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

8 months

@notlaide Immediately! Because they will elbow your breasts and say it’s a mistake.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 year

Look at the way the mother turned off the TV when Rahila was looking at the school of her dreams “you will never get there” I get that that was their reality ag the time but she could at least dream Damn

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 year

I’m open to answering questions you may have and also provide proof as needed. If you’d like to assist, please retweet/donate to

Help My Dad Live, organized by Kidney Transplant

Hello, I am trying to raise money to save my dad’s life: He needs a kidney transplant. Organ tr… Kidney Transplant needs your support for Help My Dad Live

www.gofundme.com

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

2 years

Where does it actually stop? Our values clearly don’t align & they are the odd ones so why do he have to put up with this barbarism???

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 years

You tell a man not to touch you inappropriately and he goes “I was only joking, calm down” You have to constantly be on guard, you have to make sure you are not too friendly so that they don’t harass you sexually. You have to keep a facade so they can know you mean business

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 years

These women are willing & vocal about what they will do for you & how they will worship you but you don’t want? Why???? Why do you want me when all I’m going to do is starve you? 🥴

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

6 years

Have a beautiful October ♥️

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

11 months

@LolaRo29 Lmaooooooo imagine me raising my hands and saying he’s an onigbese at the wedding 😂

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

8 months

Sent my daddy home today. Rest on, my Guy 🕊️

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

11 months

Owing o. Owing God please now 😂

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@WunmiWonka

1 year

That’s why we call it Obasanjo’s internet 🙏🏿

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Peter Obi ✅

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

4 years

We have officially reached the point where we cannot back down. If we back down, we are in trouble. SARS will literally start a Point & Kill Parade. #EndSARS

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

3 years

The Naira makes regular items luxury now because purchasing power is dipping daily. Sigh

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

5 years

Until women eliminate the shame attached to sex for us, it will continue to be used as a tool

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@WunmiWonka

6 months

@FortXcape Exactly. You’d know that they don’t give anyone anything and they are entitled AF

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@WunmiWonka

1 year

For my dad’s kidneys to function at full capacity again. For my family to be once again normal, cheerful and without worries. For the tears to actually end.

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@Izzieekong_

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If you could have anything, anything at all for Christmas, what would it be?

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@WunmiWonka

4 months

From their company page, these are their products We need to start noting them & avoid them

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@WunmiWonka

8 months

Another person tapped me while I was crying at the cemetery to say “this isn’t what’s important now, focus on finding a husband and having a child” my father’s body hadn’t even entered the ground. I didn’t know either of these people before.

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

3 years

Your standards for a partner are now higher. You don’t want to “just do it” You are also probably set in your ways and you’ve seen so much that you don’t want trouble.

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@WunmiWonka

4 years

Alexa play me Happy Birthday by Stevie Wonder 🎵

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@WunmiWonka

3 years

At the new @SkinfinityEC today 🥰 It’s the ambience for me 👌

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@WunmiWonka

10 months

Took Barbie SZN seriously 🥰

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@WunmiWonka

5 years

These things happen. They happen every now and then and at some point you just shrug them off. You don’t make noise about someone putting their hands on you. You thank the Lord that they didn’t go “too far” and you keep it moving. It’s just another day, no big deal.

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@WunmiWonka

4 months

Grateful for feminism because if not for the brave women that went before me to fight with their blood and lives for the privileges that I now casually enjoy, where would I be?

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@WunmiWonka

5 years

I actually lack financial discipline

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

1 year

@DamiElebe world best! Please I need a lot of romance from Reggie and Zina. I want them to choke me with it

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Wunmi

@WunmiWonka

2 years

I also think that because it is “working” with the next person doesn’t necessarily mean they became better. The new person may just be easier to exploit…

Hephzibah✨

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Just cause your ex wasn't good to you doesn't mean they'll be bad to their next, you experience different versions of people according to their level of willingness and commitment, the person that broke your heart might just be the perfect wife/husband to their next

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@WunmiWonka

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By the time I realized what was said, I just gathered myself and walked away because really, I didn’t have the strength. It wasn’t my problem My daddy was gone and he was never going to speak to me again.

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@WunmiWonka

5 years

Someone I thought I was cool with put their hands on me and when confronted barely a week later, said “I have no recollection of what happened that night” Worst part was, I was willing to accept an apology. After all, I should be used to these things. I felt awful

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@WunmiWonka

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It’s really unfair when Christians believe your misfortune is because you don’t pray or worship God enough. Turning up their nose at you with zero compassion. Let this cup pass over me, dear Lord

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