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skank williams

5 years

i feel like these pictures of me trying and failing to shoot a bow and arrow from my horse’s back really explains every thing u need to know about me

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

someone posted on the bird group i’m in that they decorate for christmas a bit early bc their little bird mango is in love with this decoration 😭

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

thinking about david lynch’s reaction to his interviewer having a pet mouse

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

it’s mad to think because of one scottish child who didn’t flush the toilet i will never say the word disgusting normally ever again

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

wish i was in london so i could provide an activity for 17 monks

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

what to do with the knowledge that the teletubbies have known one another carnally

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7 years

The Tiddlytubbies live in their own special part of the Home Dome with the #Teletubbies . Have you spotted these small, cute characters?

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 months

Fuck

skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 months

bout to find out if there’s cheeses for the meeses

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

*in irish oral* examiner: where do you like to go with your friends me:

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

me: can we get mcdondal mom: no there’s food at home food at home:

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

a little mouse, huh? and he’s your pal!

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

another great lynch interview moment is when he recalled his time with five woody woodpecker toys

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

2 years

he carried early 2010s fashion

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

2 years

the comments on this about michael d are sending me to space

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

2 years

the four questions to ask every man on a first date 1. do you wear wigs? 2. have you worn wigs? 3. will you wear wigs? 4. when will you wear wigs?

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

9 months

a fuckin barbershop quartet is camped next to us

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

10 months

there’s a guy in sandymount who had his little jack russell forever, he goes everywhere sitting in his bike basket. he was always getting greyer whenever i spotted them. then i hadn’t seen them in a while. just saw him cycle past with a jack russell puppy in the basket 😭❤️

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

BIRD UP @ericandre

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

this just came up on my fyp I.......................

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

this shit is doing numbers

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

yesterday i saw these mad shiny apples for sale and i said to my friend look how shiny these apples are. and then i went to pay and an older lady in line turned to me and went “jesus there’s a great shine off those apples”. it’s true

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

my dads playing his first gig in over a year this evening, 1 like = 1 good luck ted

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 month

it’s all happening in sandymount folks……….there’s a big hole in the ground

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 months

bout to find out if there’s cheeses for the meeses

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

6 months

don’t really know what to say, but i loved shane very much and i will miss him until i see him again. thank you thank you thank you, i love you

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

you vs the boy she told you not to worry about

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

ra ra rasputin a whole year of quarantine

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

j*rdan p*terson’s daughter gave her two year old daughter a slab of steak instead of a birthday cake because she’s “morally against cake” why are they the most miserable family going lol

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

can’t wait to do this with my fav paintings when art galleries open again

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

Alfie Ryan 2008-2021 thank you for the extraordinary adventure. “good boy” doesn’t even begin to cover it, but it was always enough for you. i will carry you with me for the rest of my life. my forever friend and my best boy. i love you for always and always.

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

this old man walking by the gates of trinity just now just stopped and stuck his hand through the bars of the railings to give the finger and scream FUCK YOU TRINITY. Amazing stuff

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

my dad just sent me this picture of him and LANA DEL REY I’m CRYING skskskdjf

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

8 months

thinking about the fella in our campsite who saw dermot bannon there and goes “dermot!!! what are you doing here!!!!” and dermot just replies “i’m allowed” like . fair enough yea

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

give a jedi a sliotar and hurley call that obi wan camogie

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

i feel the good people of dundalk would have something to say about this

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

2 years

happy pride month to them

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

omg it’s 5G

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

@DreamsDeepHeat

Lynch dives within / The cult director discusses bird feeders and pets. By the way, he has a new...

Lynch dives within / The cult director discusses bird feeders and pets.

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

7 months

last night at like 3am i got told matthew perry died by my bf who was dressed as the undertaker . while i was dressed as macho man

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

GUYS I SKSJSJSGFHDHDBD my dad just sent me this email and A SCREENSHOT OF THDI TWEET LOOK AT THE CIRCLED REPLY sksndbbf

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

st Patrick another victim of cancel culture

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

yfg

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

keep liking my tweets we’ll end up like this

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

just remembered one of the funniest most cursed messages i’ve ever received

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 months

i feel like i cut her frinch too straight

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

still thinking about the cat ooh la la from the netflix cat show documentary

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

9 months

just had one of those fellas in front of me in starbucks who asks for “a coffee” and then gets mad when the cashier is like “what kind” and goes “just a coffee” as if she’s being unreasonable or something lmao

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

With all this MCR content I think it’s time to bring back this picture of 11 year old me and gerard way

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

2 years

my dad sent me this video of his friend’s raven solving how to get his food out of a pipe!!! u can see how he figures it out in real time

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

this man is living the dream

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

2 months

youngest ever taoiseach? he should be in the club

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@Ireland_Votes

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Simon Harris set to become the 16th Taoiseach of Ireland: - Youngest ever Taoiseach (37 years old). - First ever Taoiseach from Wicklow. - First Taoiseach based in South Leinster since W. T. Cosgrave (Carlow-Kilkenny 1922-27). - FG will have 7 Taoisigh, FF have 8.

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

wore this to dinner last night and ethan hawke high fived me and said i was the best dressed person there

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

this is what lactose intolerant people see

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 months

i want to watch a love on the spectrum spin off that’s just tanner and his housemates. three absolute boys

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

eric andre and emrata

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

people who continue to go out during lockdown be like

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 months

BRITISH tweets?!?!? BRITISH TWEETS

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3 months

you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

everyone look at my pink silk jumpsuit rn

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

6 years

i just saw on claire's place facebook that claire wineland passed away. i followed her videos for years and it's so strange and devastating to think she won't be making another one. if you watch nothing else today, watch this

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

@garyfromteenmom alfie is 11 next month but everyone thinks he’s a puppy he’s very youthful :D

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

9 months

my 2 all together now fits, been blessed with a few “hi barbie”s!!!!!

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

pov you are a delicious sugar cube

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

Conor was 1k votes away from a seat on his first run, fourth in a three seater consistency, and generally knocked it out of the park, proud of my friend. pbp, no surrender, 4 day week, 3 day bender x

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

ten years to the day since my dad texted me “guess where i am” and he was out on the town with charlie sheen during the peak tiger blood era

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

2 years

i was in an ad that was shot last year and it’s out today! here’s me wandering around outside the guinness storehouse on molly

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

i do

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

he was a travellin man

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

yes that’s definitely what he’s thinking rn

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

we’ve all been inside too long

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

this is the hardest day of the year for the gullible and easily led and the true of heart

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

this comic and the story behind it never fails to make me want to cry lol 💖 true love

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

who remembers this game. u could make the dog do a shit

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

this has to be one of the most poorly aged ads ever

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

OBSESSED with my christmas jacket and CC outfit

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

the most important man in Ireland

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

I THINK I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE #untitledgoosegame

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

billy bob thornton my new bestie

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

i cannot believe this is now molly’s registered show name in the eye of the state

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

getting the train in england and the announcements come on for the stops like “st fuckertons, noncebury-on-sea, little fellows house, lower beesechurger, and gatwick airport”

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

my incredible aunt betty died, and under these strange and exceptional circumstances, the funeral had to be just family. but her community organised this. they lined the roads all the way to the graveyard. we must love each other through these hard times x

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 months

passed me fooking driving test didn’t i !!!!!

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

fb reminding me it’s been ten years since i met and danced with michael fassbender and then he had to be helped up to his room because he was fluthered

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

i know a lot of you know my little dog alfie, and i wouldn’t ask for help if i didn’t need it. there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for him, but right now we need a little help from our friends. read, donate if you can + signal boost ♥️

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

in honour of my mothers anniversary, here’s a video of her feeding me red wine, not just once but twice. i know i’m her daughter because i too think giving wine to babies is hilarious

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skank williams

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skank williams

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3 years

the time there was no toilet roll in the upstairs loo and alfie was the hero of the moment

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

to this day one of the stupidest things i’ve done is join the “swords buy, sell or swap” group on facebook thinking it was a marketplace for secondhand swords. and forgetting there is an entire place called......swords

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

britain out of ireland yes. but greggs INTO ireland now

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 years

i could be your Angle........or yuor devil

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

9 months

leaving ATN drip

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

imagine seeing this weird mf at your local dart station filming himself and then HAILING the train

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

4 years

can’t believe i’m writing this but my sweet little boy has lung cancer :( we’re finding out tomorrow where we go from here. pls send ur best vibes. I love him more than anything in the world ♥️

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

6 years

dublin housing activists seeing all the houses left vacant

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

2 years

just having a laff

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

if you think 30 is old you are weak and will not survive the winter

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

a cowboy and her trusty 70s drug dealer

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

1 year

i feel like my first post breakup insta post last year was a key part of my healing journey

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

mery crimbles from your good pals from the internet jess and jack

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

3 years

am fucking DYING at this “honest opinion” fb post from alex (of v*rsatile)

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skank williams

@rosaslutzemburg

5 months

what a weekend..the funeral was enormous. what an experience. & then the cremation on saturday was so perfect and intimate and heartbreaking and uplifting and everything you could want, and all the afters too. lots of drink taken and stories told ❤️ won’t forget a minute of it

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