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Witty & Worldly

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Here to talk Pop Culture and beyond and to try to really take the time to think through things in this current state of the world we are in and offer a hopefully unique perspective. Jump on in with me, the water’s warm! 😊

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@SomaKazima One thing Banks always gon do is suggest a perfect artist the person she’s roasting should collaborate with 😂😂😂

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@keyon Cause y’all do whatever y’all can to find a way to discredit any and everything we do.

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@DrBritWilliams Wow. Surely if Iowa had won they wouldn’t have found a way to shoehorn SC in there. Jerks.

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@hthaze The fact that I knew exactly what you meant by wheelie 😂😂😂😂

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@nbcsnl I’ve never seen Heidi break this much 😂😂😂😂

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@_damngia__ The way I would 100% always bring that up to her if I ever got on punishment would be sickening 😂😂😂 “You remember when I saved your life?? And NOW you want me to have no TV in my room for a week??! How dare you!” 😂😂😂😂

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@itsnotjess123 I know Austin had to be sick of being quarantined with her.

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@Jonathzn Blue is going through the notes in her head to talk to Beyonce about after the show.

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@bestofpatel I LOVE that he’s like “Uh…Naw, lemme show you who my actual influences are”.

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@MajorPhilebrity Ignored thee hell out of his former bandmates all throughout Justified, FutureSex/LoveSounds, 20/20, the flop that was Man of the Woods, THE FREAKING SUPERBOWL, only for him to come crawling back when he finally needs them. 😂😂😂😂 That’s really terrible of him but I understand…

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@V0XLUX This weirdly reminds me of when, like, someone does something racist and someone suggests their punishment is to be around Black folks or have Black folks educate them on why they are wrong. Nah, you don’t punish the victims by making them do unpaid emotional or physical labor.

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@challengersmov Y’all said “Not on my watch!” 😂😂😂😂

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@MrMarcus260 Every single time. But they showed Trayvon with a grill even though he was the victim. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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@PrimeVideo @BarryKeoghan @fleabag @Saltburnfilm I love that there’s someone out there that is extremely confused about the Ayo inclusion lmaooo Also Colin hive it is time to rise up because wtf?? 😂😂

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@lighttmylove Right???????

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@cbouzy I hate to be a weirdo here but that maybe is the nanny? God I can’t believe I’ve completely fallen down this rabbit hole and it’s all the palace’s fault. 😂

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@kaypeaux She really need to fire her record label for delaying the hell outta her album since “Motivation” and her managers for not absolutely insisting she release her debut anytime before 2037.

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@CarmenGranddau1 Damn. The comments are saying it is a sign of bulimia, I didn’t know these were signs for that until now. Very sad (if that’s actually happening in these photos).

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@DeuceThomas Does Jay have an Apple Ring? 😂😂😂

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@KellyClarksonTV Who was it that said Kelly must be charging bribes to the original artists not to cover their song and thus add another gem to her Thanos glove?? She bodies everything she touches.

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@theashleyray Hahaha I just have to stan lmao. Matt >>>>> Ben and that’s on how you like them apples.

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@sadgirlvivi @itsnotjess123 I won’t let your straight facts get in the way of my clearly misinformed tweet ma’am 😂😂😂

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@Bunkertronnnn @bencsmoke “or she might just be dead” is taking me out. 😂

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@AveryGWilks She’s the Taylor Swift at award shows or football games for ESPN. Hope they learn from this how to spread to love though and focus on other players so additional media coverage can help that next player be a Caitlin media sensation.

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@_GodHerself Yes to all of this lmao but have you ever bought ones you were sure were gonna be a little too big and they too small??? 😂😂😂😭

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@bodycourage This reminds me of that guy telling Obama whilst he was voting not to talk to his girlfriend and he not only talked to her he gave her a hug and a kiss on the cheek 😂😂😂

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@DionneGrant @GMA My goodness this is so heartbreaking to watch. I read the same words earlier but to just see her grief for her baby boy is shattering. So much wisdom in this video though, and I imagine she hopes it helps others, and I’m sure it will.

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@mugiwaranoyonce “What’s a sequined horse gotta do to get some respect around here?!” ~ Reneigh probably

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@sleep2dream Joshua Scott Chasez ain’t playin’ wit y’all!! You hear me??? 🔥🔥🔥

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@beyzhive NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO HANDS NO…

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@THR Can’t he just text whoever he ordered the hits from and cancel?

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@repeatafterd Why is Jolene Billie Ellish?

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@Seamus_Malek I think it’s totally valid to want to not connect yourself to your super famous parents but the problem is her name is so uniquely hers—like the public doesn’t know any other famous Malias—so it’s hard to hide. Her sister’s first and middle names are Natasha Marion though so I…

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@Lopmon_X Yeah I even as a kid was like “but he’s wearing gloves underneath the gloves so even if they look a little small there’s a solid reason for that”. Also I read recently that they had the head of the company that made the gloves bring fresh ones and they did fit so I wonder why…

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@2Strong2Silence Eh Paige was hurt for a minute there and that’s when Caitlin gained prominence, so there’s that.

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@himbo_anonymous “…I’m begging you don’t sang it just because you can” 😂😂😂

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@lighttmylove This has to be one of the funniest tweets I’ve ever seen because it’s so true BACK UP OFF ME KING 😂😂😂

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@UnaMcIlvenna Damn! 😂😂😂 Hey @TheCrownNetflix , I know y’all said you’re done and all but… Are you really?!? 🧐 Can we at least get like a limited @netflix series about this current insane year? Maybe like…5 episodes max? Nothing too crazy. Hell—you know what? Honestly at this…

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@ChadLeistikow Excellent final answer.

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@Boom_likean808 @thediamondboyj How you gonna google people you don’t know the name of?

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@MilfMetropolis Yes. They will never ever be stopped if they don’t delay the alleged announcement I fear 😂😂😂

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@NYSocialBee YOU BETTER COOK MY MEAT

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@esthergbenz An “amateur photographer” might brighten the exposure or ramp up the saturation levels or mess around with shadows and contrast but they aren’t fully replacing heads and doing weird AI stuff so that all 3 of their kids have crossed fingers. #KateMiddleton #WhereIsKateMiddleton

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@CarmenGranddau1 Shit man maybe #TikTok do need to be banned if this is the crazy content it’s producing. 😂😂😂

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@tenilleclarke1 LOL at “…[t]he previous kills we’ve had have been from the North Korean news agency or the Iranian news agency”. So Wills and Kate, North Korean news agency and the Iranian news agency all, forever and ever, have something in common. 😂😂😂 You can’t make this stuff up. 😂

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@LissaJoStewart “Deep fried photos” is hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Variety I dig what she’s saying here a lot. And it’s particularly interesting to me that she’s not only bold enough to say this out loud but also that she’s saying it out loud while being a blond white woman. If she feels this pressure given all the immense privileges being white and…

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@SomaKazima Not the broken clock being right again this time. I mean not 100% correct but Little Bey on the Prairie is hysterical. 😂😂😂😂

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@vinayrkrishnan 1) This is fantastic. 2) The cognitive dissonance we have to constantly live with just to literally get through the day really needs to be studied because it requires so very much of us, in heartbreakingly visible and invisible ways, and we don’t even yet know the full extent of…

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@beyoncegarden LMAO She said “Boss there are no more white flowers on this planet please stop” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@alpamac24 Sounds like Migos lyrics

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@thiquessance Well…. If just one person was doing it they couldn’t do all the parts at the same time, could they? 😂

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@TheAfrocentricI It’s truly an insane thing to tell ANYONE you’re interviewing let alone the winning Black coach of a Black team that the majority to Black folks were rooting for over Iowa.

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@etnow Now that American media is digging this up and it isn’t be suppressed like in the UK tabloids by, I assume, the palace, I imagine the Marquis of Chocolate, for the sake of her family, will surely want to release a statement proclaiming her innocence, right?

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@beyoncegarden Beyoncé gon take her name out the remix for real this time lmao

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@yoncesavagew She gave Janis, Tina, Stevie, herself, and so many more on this album. I love it!

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@naima I legit immediately believed it LOL that’s a damn shame, I was just like “Checks out…Usher owns a basketball team in that area so I believe this happened.” 😂😂😂😂 1) It’s not THAT Usher clearly lmao 2) His team is in Cleveland NOT Charlotte 😂😂😂

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@Celiasissa97 @virgosgrooviest WHAT DID SHE SAY? “THIS AINT A COUNTRY ALBUM” 😂😂😂

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@iamagolfguy I never knew a Nancy spoke on it. Nancy. Honey. Baby. Girl. He look more like your daddy than you do.

Nancy Sinatra Opens Up About Frank Sinatra, "Sister" Mia Farrow and Ronan Farrow Paternity Rumor -...

Nancy made her comments to CBS Sunday Morning

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@ivourth Jolene gonna have a rough day today cashing people’s checks at her lil bank counter.

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@MediumSizeMeech This is terrible

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@honeyicedtee_ The fact that she warns Jolene on “Jolene” and then beats her ass in the opening verse of the very next song “Daughter” is enough for me to give this album its due.

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@SussexHenryVIII “Waterkate” is hilarious but I think the issue is that her face is puffy from meds and she doesn’t want to be seen in public until it’s healed, which is what would stop her from being on video to clear all this up. At this point though they should pivot to just being honest and…

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@stancyredux 1) One of the best answers of all time. Truly. 2) That laugh! So great. So legendary! 3) You know what? Zoe Saldaña could redeem herself from the tragedy and travesty that was her trying to play Nina Simone by playing Eartha in a biopic. I think she possibly could be great at…

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@salmawysalma I thought, before I watched this video and based on the caption, that she drew or painted crazy stuff on the dress and I was about to be mad annoyed but I mean she just shortened it. And had it shortened professionally even. Looks good still. I don’t see the problem.

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@CxtieCamilleTV We need a whole remix album. Victoria on Desert Eagle Megan on Buckin Kathleen Battle on Daughter Stevie on Ya Ya

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@ourhermitage This the reverse of Khloe having those black gals in dog collars that one time

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@BrianMcLight Like, and just the forehead part too.

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@cinemiaelordi I didn’t even know who this was until they showed 1991.

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@TMZ If I were a conspiracy theorist I would say this brief look at the camera by Wills was him making sure whoever was supposed to be recording this magical “random” moment actually was making sure they were. 😂😂😂 #KateMiddleton #WhereIsKateMiddleton #WhereIsKate #KateGate …

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@arthfobic Agreed but also insane how 3/4 of the legends here have passed way?? Beyond sad. 😭😭😭

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@sirlovedrought I think she should a named it BEYINCE. I wonder why she changed it (assuming the fact that the CD spine has that name and the vinyl has that name in big letters when you open it means she really was gonna name it that). My only guess was she didn’t want people to start calling…

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@CarmenGranddau1 Speaking of Rose, I went down a little bit of a rabbit hole last night and I found out her like 30 year old sister is married to some 70 year old Lord but the Lord’s first ex wife is now married to Jools Holland and his second ex wife is now married to McNulty from The Wire aka…

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@beyoncegarden 1. Requiem 2. Pretty Hurts 3. If I Were A Boy 4. Crazy In Love 5. Love On Top 6. Pray You Catch Me 7. I'm That Girl 8. Deja Vu

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@nfr_podcast “Do they have WIFi on that cargo plane” is fucking hilarious, sorry. 😂😂😂😂

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@FilmUpdates Me: “This is so dumb—another remake?????” Also me: “…Okay but Bill Hader has to be the Cat, right??? He would be so great at it”. 😂😂😂

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@andrews_ange I wasn’t truly with her until I noticed the checkered collared shirt of George does look similar to the one from 2023 just possibly photoshopped to match the sweater rather than be black and white (which would make it more obvious that this was an old photo). #KateMiddleton …

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@ZAELLOKITTY IF IT WASNT FOR TONY!

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@jemelehill Yeah, she Streisand Effect’d herself real bad by pitching a fit at the press conference and it wasn’t a hit piece at all.

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@ellievhall @TheSun How are they reporting this nonsense without showing visual evidence?

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@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes I knew the Jamaican one was gonna crack me up and it absolutely did! 😂😂

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@WordsNRoses Exactly what I said! It’s the anonymous ones that go viral that one time with their tweet that we never hear from again, but that people who are just going on about their daily lives randomly think about their tweet that one time on a train heading to work and give themselves…

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@anylaurie16 Agreed 100%. Seems to me that the idea might be that if they can’t control you by dangling a literal sparkly crown as a carrot then they just wait it out until a fake sheik fakes you out or a Weight Watchers deal doesn’t pan out for you like you thought it would, and then you’re…

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@ditzkoff She might know a cast member

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@keyon Y’all know who y’all is, I don’t even have to say it.

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@eventualforever This made me cackle greatly 😂😂😂

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@ellegist HE has the emotional attachment, not her. I think there should be a compromise (maybe put the rocking chair in the living room?) but he also needs to realize that just because he has the attachment doesn’t mean she has to too. What if he insisted that she nurse in the rocking…

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@JarettSays You better quake my earth! 😂

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@DollyParton @Beyonce I’m sure she didn’t “just” hear the song (since she had to approve of it writing credits wise) but I assume Dolly is now hip to how some folks on here are saying #Beyonce shouldn’t have changed the mood of the song (from begging to warning) and is just trying to do her part to…

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@rapisfunn It never was.

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@AzealiaNews This is so funny because I’m sure Jay has used that “I was almost jealous of that song you made” line to other artists and they completely ate it up so I’m sure he thought she would too. 😂😂😂 AND I could totally see Azealia being crazy enough to really roll her eyes at him and…

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@_xxzay_ Right. I was like “didn’t she do this in Bow Down”?

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@quidditch424 Occam's razor. I’m with it. Would explain why the Mother’s Day photo is photoshopped so poorly and why you can’t see her face in the pap shot with William today and why she was photographed with her mom and not with William and the kids at their family home—because she walked…

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@JoePompliano And yet you choose not to show a photo of someone from LSU too? Obviously the fact that it’s a rematch of last year’s title game AND the off and on court interest in Angel, Kim, and Flau’jae also helped it reach those great viewership heights, otherwise you would be able to say…

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@lyft Lmaooo give your social media gal (has to be a gal because we run the world) a raise!!!

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@EricMGarcia Clayton Bigsby!

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@_PeterHunt Only way to clean this up is an unedited video of her saying thanks posted ASAP but I don’t think that’s gonna happen because my guess is they are separated at the moment.

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@buffys Why is my timeline like this? What did I do to deserve this insanity?😂😂😂

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@OneSens2024 Very eloquent response from Tyler. I’m impressed.

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