Trying to be nice. Evertonian. Electrician. professional miseryguts. Too sarcastic for my own good. Likes cooking, drinking and falling asleep on the sofa.
On Monday morning my beautiful wife suffered a Hemorrhagic Stroke. Completely out of the blue.
Thanks to swift action from her colleagues & our amazing
#NHS
she is still with us.
There's a long road ahead to recovery. But if anyone can do it, she can.
Positive thoughts 💙
5 minutes to go.
One nil down.
3 forwards on the bench.
No one in the box.
Iwobi and Rondon on the pitch.
Don't tell me the manager can't take any of the blame.
Leaked list of the upcoming charges the
@FootballAssoc
are planning on hitting
@Everton
with next week.
1. Staying up (in breach of their secret agenda)
2. Too many injuries
3. Being cool
4. Having the best songs
5. Hating Liverpool
6. Not sitting back and taking it.
@liamgallagher
@mcOOey
Hang on mate.
Cancel by all means, but don't associate
@SkySports
and their massive red bias towards scousers.
You should know most of us are Evertonians.
@aroundliv
@PeteCityPrice
Who in their right mind follows anyone around shouting and swearing at them in front of other people. Especially an old man.
Hope he gets banned from Aintree forever.
Bet he wasn't wearing any socks with his suit either.
Sad
@UpperGwladysBlu
I've never in my 45 yrs as a blue seen an ex player look so distraught at scoring against us.
He's obviously a great lad, and extremely professional and honest.
He should be applauded for his humility.
But not during the game.
That's just cringeworthy
@ThatJunkman
Wow. My son had scoliosis surgery a few years ago. Here's the before and after. Very lucky we have our
@NHS
and
@AlderHey
. Forever grateful
@StephenMangan
I was a civil servant for 20 years. Believe me mate, 'accidental bullying' is a very real thing.
It has developed from higher powers not having the balls to address real problems in fear of being accused of bullying themselves.
I proclaim all Evertonians shall from this day forward use the phrase "the patience of a Myers" rather than saint.
You're a better man than me
@ALANMYERSMEDIA
🙄🙄🙄
We (my kids) have stuck with
#hisdarkermaterials
#BBC1
.
Yet it's still an absolute load of utter boring crap. About as engaging as the instructions on a pot noodle.
Little visit to the local butchers this morning.
Maple cured streaky bacon and local chipolatas. Couldn't be arsed with black pudding as got some sirloin for tea whilst I was there.
What you reckon
@fryuppolice
?
Just watched
@HowardsWayFilm
with my boys.
So many memories, my heart is filled with joy and pain at the same time. Just shed a tear at the end. Brilliant work. Thanks.
#COYB
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@EllBretland
My mates were round ours watching it as my son was only a few months old.
They were texting away at half time. But me being a pessimistic 5th generation blue, knew better.
I stayed quiet. That was my only victory on a terrible night. Lest we forget.
@davidschneider
As a former civil servant I can tell you its simply because real people do not come into the equation.
It's targets, guided distributions, percentages, and ego massaging.
And that's the main reason I'm no longer a civil servant. This government is self serving.
@_The72
Your tweet must be up there with your most embarrassing moments?
You've obviously never witnessed your team coming from 2 down to win 3-2 to avoid relegation in front of 40k , under the floodlights in one of the most famous old grounds in the world.
@sarajcox
I took an impulsive last minute day off one Monday morning whilst on my way to work so I could surprise the girl I'd fallen for on her day off.
I gave her ten minutes notice.
We kissed for the first time, and have now been married for 13 yrs.
I am happy to announce my new 'The Best Of' Gilbert O'Sullivan album. Curated by myself, these new 3CD and digital albums explore my 50+ year career from 1970 till today. Order yours now:
Hey
@NevilleSouthall
Tomorrow is the last day the
#foodbanks
are open before Xmas. I just want to pass on my best wishes to all other
@TrussellTrust
volunteers , and hope you all have a peaceful Christmas
Cornish Blue Cheese and Sweet Onion Quiche.
(My Shortcrust pastry making leaves a lot to be desired though)
Any tips
@jamesmartinchef
@Nigella_Lawson
🤞
Will be at
@AlderHey
this morning with my son. I spent weeks there as a child and have spent far too much time there with my own children.
The place is beyond words. You are all heroes, angels, miracle workers.
#ImWithAlderHey