Ralf Little 💙 @RalfLittle Twitter profile

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Ralf Little 💙

@RalfLittle

2 years

Just been accused on here of being a “champagne socialist” (again). Amazing how many people don’t realise that is a compliment, not an insult. “Realise you’re lucky enough to have a comfortable life but want a fairer society for those who don’t? How dare you!” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Not that anyone asked, but I’m not going to be clapping for the NHS this week. Instead I’ll continue to march for it, protest for it, advocate for it, stay at home for it, & most importantly, vote for those who actually support it. Not judging those who want to clap, but I’m out.

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@RalfLittle

5 years

Fact check. Boris Johnson is not telling the truth in this debate.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

It seems Laurence Fox has blocked me on Twitter. Which is weird because I’ve never had a single interaction with Laurence Fox on Twitter. On the plus side, this means I’ll never have a single interaction with Laurence Fox on Twitter.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Ex-fucking-scuse me?

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3 years

Easy there Billy Liar. I’ve lived in London for 22 years. People wouldn’t exchange cheery smiles on the tube if England won the World Cup.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Ricky Tomlinson has asked me to post this for the voters of Weaver Vale because he doesn’t have Twitter. Here’s the big man...

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@RalfLittle

4 years

I regret to say the digestive biscuit debate has taken a sinister turn. A small minority of disgusting individuals have expressed a preference for BUTTERING A DIGESTIVE. Which as far as I’m concerned is a fucking war crime. I won’t name and shame them but... they live among us.🤢

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@RalfLittle

5 years

May seem weird for us to say this but, if we’re honest, we reckon @jeremycorbyn was the clear winner. Pay no attention to misleading accounts like the one below.

CCHQ Press

@CCHQPress

5 years

. @BorisJohnson is the clear winner in tonight's #LeadersDebate

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2 years

Not expecting much agreement but here is an uncomfortable issue… the instinct for all of us is to say fuck you to the new rules and restrictions. Totally. But, they’re not *his* restrictions, they’re coming from scientists, to try and help the NHS protect us. It’s… difficult.

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@RalfLittle

5 years

There are many things offensive in this world, and often things require nuance and context, but... I genuinely cannot fathom why anyone is offended by a young girl saying she wants us all to stop destroying the fucking planet.

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@RalfLittle

3 years

What kind of two bob leader is this? She’s brushed her hair, not said anything in Latin, and successfully prevented thousands of covid deaths. Rubbish. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Siobhan Benita 🇺🇦🌻

@SiobhanBenita

3 years

My PM envy is off the scale.

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@RalfLittle

2 years

Just polled the entire cast and crew of Death In Paradise and 41% think I’m not fit to lead the show and should leave. This is an overwhelming show of support and I’m not going anywhere and anyway what about Keir Starmer.

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@RalfLittle

5 years

Bearing in mind the “Jim” is of course “Saville”, this letter has not aged well.

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@RalfLittle

3 years

Not a new hospital. It’s a new cancer unit of an existing hospital, Carlisle Infirmary, Cumbria. Get in the sea, Billy Bullshitter. @sajidjavid #lies

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@sajidjavid

3 years

Looking forward to opening one of new 48 hospitals later today.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

The fridge story is so mental, so pathetic, so hilariously implausible and yet depressingly true... I don’t even have the energy to make jokes about it. The man hid in a fucking fridge. Please don’t vote Tory.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Me voting. A 5 second rush of happiness and pride in the booth at the awesome majesty of democracy. A 5 hour nagging feeling afterwards that I put the cross in the wrong fucking box. Every. Single. Time.

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@RalfLittle

3 years

I think we all know.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Ok I understand that if you have party loyalty it’s easy to dismiss certain things but... “Inequality is essential for the spirit of envy” SURELY finishes him off with every working class voter in the country? What more do we need? How much clearer could it be?

Rachael Swindon #WeAreCollective

@Rachael_Swindon

4 years

This is the utterly stunning video that Boris Johnson hoped and prayed you would never see. Remember his words: “Inequality is essential.” This should finish him. #GE2019 #SackJohnsonSaveBritain

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2 years

Jesus Christ this is embarrassing. She is sharing a doctored photo of Starmer sitting next to Frank Dobson - who died pre pandemic in 2019. My god - The absolute shambles of it.

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries

@NadineDorries

2 years

We are expected to believe that a curry and beers arrived for about 30 people at 10pm, and this was a break for a work meeting? No reasonable person believes Labours story, so why do Durham police and what were they told?

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@RalfLittle

2 years

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@RalfLittle

2 years

Ladies and Gentleman, Andy Murray. 🙌🏻

Andy Murray

@andy_murray

2 years

Please record the awkward moment when you tell them you’ve spent most of your career campaigning to have people from Eastern Europe deported.😉

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@RalfLittle

5 years

Neither is Schindler’s List, James, but it still works as an illustration of destructive governmental policy.

James Cleverly🇬🇧

@JamesCleverly

5 years

You do realise that it’s not a documentary, don’t you. Don’t you?

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@RalfLittle

3 years

That man in the middle is Ricky Tomlinson, who served 2 years as a political prisoner. Today, his conviction was cleared. Absolute legend. 🖤🖤🖤

Shrewsbury 24: Court of Appeal clears picketers' convictions

The 14 men, including actor Ricky Tomlinson, were among 24 charged following pickets in Shrewsbury.

www.bbc.co.uk

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@RalfLittle

5 years

Should you and everyone else shut the fuck up about the Duchess of Sussex and let her get on with it?

The Telegraph

@Telegraph

5 years

Should the Duchess of Sussex wear more British designers?

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@RalfLittle

5 years

Aww. Miss her. X

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4 years

Well played Old Trafford @ManUtd 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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5 years

Absolute player. @SadiqKhan 👊🏻👏🏻

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@RalfLittle

4 years

It’s so depressing that people have started clap-shaming neighbours for not joining the NHS clap on Thursdays. People now competitively trying to outclap each other for some un-measurable social status. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Coronavirus: Woman 'named and shamed' by neighbours on Facebook for not joining clap for carers

The post on the local community page purportedly said the mother "didn't deserve to use the NHS if I or my family get ill".

news.sky.com

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@RalfLittle

2 years

Oh.

Jet2 boss blames airport hell on Brexit 'taking millions out of the job market'

The comments were said during a meeting with the government on Wednesday.

metro.co.uk

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@RalfLittle

5 years

It is deeply unethical to masquerade as a legitimate organisation in order to influence social media. The Conservative Press Office would never do that.

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@RalfLittle

5 years

Helping my mum pack up to move house and unearthing a lot of memories. Just found these VHS tapes Nan used to painstakingly record everything I was in from 1993 onwards. Miss her. 😢

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5 years

Corbyn looked ridiculous tonight because his glasses were slightly awry. HAHAHA. Vote for a statesman like Boris as the country deserves a man in an ill fitting suit and an Andy Warhol wig who decimated the London Fire Service then blamed them for Grenfell. #leadership

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2 years

Fans?

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4 years

To the lady at Paddington station who just came up and thanked me for standing up for certain issues on here... you genuinely made my day. I’m sorry I was a bit distracted and didn’t get to chat properly. X

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4 years

There’s no “correct” way to face your own mortality, but for me, Chadwick Boseman remaining private while doing great work through surgery and chemo feels incredibly dignified. Talented actor who became - and should remain - of great socio-cultural significance. Gone too soon.

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3 years

This is a good article in @Independent , but why this continued narrative about people not knowing what they were voting for? They were told, over and over, and dismissed it - often aggressively - as Project Fear. Genuinely asking - was that just people on here? What am I missing?

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2 years

Just walking through soho and saw this - what a lovely idea.

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2 years

Wonder how many people told Zelenskyy to stick to acting.

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4 years

I’m not someone given to overt displays of emotion (unless I’m being paid!) but I have to say I got a real lump in my throat during that appreciation clap. We’re alright us human beings when we take a break from being dicks.

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4 years

Heartening to see the outpouring of sadness and anger at the pressure Caroline Flack was put under by the press and social media. So now... what are we going to do about it? What *can* we do about it? Something has to change. How do we make it happen?

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4 years

Americans here marvel at the NHS. They can’t believe that an ambulance/broken leg/kidney stone removal WON’T bankrupt a whole family. Yet some of us reply to the below with things like “it’ll only cost an extra £3 a month”. *sigh* You get the government you deserve I guess.

Richard Osman

@richardosman

4 years

I try not to tweet political opinions, but as it’s my birthday allow me just one. The Tories do want to sell off the NHS. Not in one go, just bit by bit until it’s unrecognisable. You’ll turn up one day and there will be a priority waiting room. They’ve always been open about it.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Now THIS is a journalist. Why doesn’t everyone pull politicians up on their bullshit like this? Someone snap up @hannahITV and promote her to the top ASAP.

Hannah Miller

@hanrmiller

4 years

Did an interview with Boris Johnson in Cheadle this morning. The @seashelltrust previously signed a letter saying children's services are at 'breaking point' - so I asked about that. Not sure we really got anywhere to be honest, but here it is @GranadaReports :

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2 years

Me and my mum now watching Daniel Craig in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. We are a literally a full hour into the film and she has just airily said, “He looks a bit like James Bond doesn’t he?” #madmum

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4 years

Good to see the Mail taking time to slag off ACTUAL NURSES during this period in which they are risking their lives for all of us.

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5 years

New rule proposal. You’re only allowed to invoke the war and how we won it if you were actually in it.

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3 years

I mean there are loads of examples but this one just takes the cake. Unbelievable.

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4 years

Thursday night, 8 pm. Heading out to clap but... Shout out to all those competitive NHS clap shamers out there. #NHSclap

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4 years

Scrappy Doo was a prick. There, I’ve said it. Don’t @ me.

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5 years

You know what, fuck it, I’m changing it back for 24 hours so that anyone who hasn’t seen it yet can understand the joke properly, and how utterly devious and disgusting it was of the real @CCHQPress to do it in the first place. See you in a bit...

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4 years

I remember the headlines when Philip Schofield came out as grey.

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2 years

I mean I love dogs as much as anyone but, it’s a no from me.

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@RalfLittle

5 years

I’m back on. Thread- 4 hours unable to log in to my account. No explanation, no email, nothing. My account still live. Password resets didn’t work, links went nowhere. Suddenly I get an email, “press to login” & I’m back. Don’t know what happened but there are 3 possibilities-

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@RalfLittle

3 years

You know what? It was brilliant. They were brilliant. The whole thing was just a wonderful wild ride with a bunch of great lads and a bright future. What absolute legends they are, every one of them. #ENG

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Yes Crouchy 🔥🔥🤖 @petercrouch

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5 years

Claims that Boris Johnson is always lying are categorically untrue. Sometimes his lips are not moving.

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4 years

This got taken down in a hurry but whoever it was at the Civil Service (now undoubtedly fired) is an absolute LEGEND.

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5 years

OH MY GOD.

Paul McCarthy

@Paulmac79

5 years

Not sure why there’s a picture of Admiral @RalfLittle in my local pub

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4 years

The thing about common sense is, it really isn’t very common.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

If anyone’s worried they’re not being productive at the moment, I just did a full round of laundry from loading the machine to hanging it on radiators, and am now taking the next three days off to recuperate.

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2 years

🙋🏻‍♂️

The Independent

@Independent

2 years

Who’s your favourite member of the royal family?

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Occasionally I do a no carb thing and every time the thing I miss more than anything is... not sugar, crisps, sweets, chocolate... but toast. Toast with butter and maybe a bit of jam. How fucking good is toast? I’m available for you any time @TEDTalks .

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@RalfLittle

3 years

I hear the Royle Family Wedding Episode is on right now. Great memories. Such fond memories and of course love for Caroline, Doreen and Liz. Enjoy... xxx

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@RalfLittle

3 years

Just watching the terribly sad Britney Spears documentary about how appallingly she was treated by the press and the wider world. So glad we’ve learned and moved on and treat people like Meghan Markle with more respect.

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@RalfLittle

3 years

Apparently this tweet was deleted.🤷🏻‍♂️

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Gosh almost every single reply to the below tweet has aged spectacularly badly.

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@BBCPolitics

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"The government seems complacent" Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn says he has written a letter to the prime minister asking why advice on coronavirus "is different to that given in almost every other European country"

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4 years

I’ve been told that calling Shrove Tuesday “Pancake Day” is “cultural appropriation”. Now, I’m as much of a woke bleeding-heart champagne-socialist libtard remoaner as the next man but... I’m not sure I’m having that.

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@RalfLittle

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Tories have set up a website to attack Labour. Which is absolutely ok. What is absolutely not ok is they have called it ,uk On an unrelated note I have registered the domain name . Any website designers out there? #fightdisinformation

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Reminder that we are not a fact checking organisation even if we claim to be. Masquerading as one is disgusting disinformation but... meh. We’re giving it tons. What you going to do about it scumbag electorate? You have no power. Suck it.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Remember me by these words: I am a free I am not man A number.

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Aside from playing incredible football and winning every week, it’s extremely unfair of @LFC to make themselves so likeable.

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@LFC

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. @VirgilvDijk surprises a lifelong Red, who has had some challenges in his life. A day David will never, ever forget ❤️ Dear Liverpool FC, presented by @NIVEAMENUK ...

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Rest in peace @FollowWestwood . Standing arm in arm with her as we marched for the NHS in protest against the unfair payments and working conditions of the staff, I experienced firsthand her inimitable spirit. The world has lost a great person today.

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I admit I started to feel a bit sorry for KH. It’s uncomfortable to watch. *But*, that’s because I have compassion, and she has made a career of having none. Then you watch her acceptance speech (at 7m30s) and, no. Fully deserved. Bravo joshua_pieters⁩

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@RalfLittle

5 years

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. This happened. (What a relief to finally tell everyone!) #DeathInParadise

Death in Paradise

@deathinparadise

5 years

CONFIRMED: @RalfLittle will be playing D.I Neville Parker in #DeathInParadise 🌴🏝️ A fish out of water, how will Neville cope when he lands in paradise and what will Harry make of his new housemate?🦎 Tune in to series nine on @BBCOne in the New Year where all will be revealed!

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4 years

My life is apparently now an endless round of killing time between loading and unloading the dishwasher.

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1 year

We need to settle this. #Controversy

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3 years

Can we please PLEASE vote these shithouses out before it’s too late.

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3 years

Well that’s that for series 10 of @deathinparadise everybody. It’s been a hell of a ride - thanks to all of you who came along with us. Appreciate every single one of you. ❤️ See you for series 11! 🏝💀🏝

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How anyone argues that this isn’t the greatest footballer to ever walk the Earth is beyond me.

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3 years

[THREAD] Messi’s 50 Greatest Ever goals scored for Barcelona (with commentary)

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Flipping the switch with @Josie_official . 👀 @deathinparadise 🌴😎

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Installed a pull-up bar in the bathroom doorway and promised myself I’d do 10 pull-ups every time I went for a pee. I’m now avoiding pissing so much I can hold enough water to safely cross a desert.

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Found last night my @monzo bank card had been cloned & thieves had spent a LOT. Got onto @monzo and they dealt with it, no fuss, friendly and professional, and refunded all the stolen money within hours. So relieved! Not a sponsored tweet, just a recognition of great service. X

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@RalfLittle

4 years

Legend. 👊🏻

Marcus Rashford

@MarcusRashford

4 years

Ok, so let’s address this. I’m 23. I came from little. I need to protect not just my future but my family’s too. To do that I made a decision at the beg of 2020 to start investing more in property. Please don’t run stories like this alongside refs to ‘campaigning’.

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How do people get away with copying actual Nazi propaganda?! First it was Farage’s “Breaking Point” billboard now this! “Oh but the Soros one isn’t explicitly anti-Semitic”. It’s copied from the NAZIS. They were pretty clear on this issue.

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Very interesting. A good friend of mine is a senior nursing sister at Leeds hospital. She says climate change is a myth and the earth is actually flat. Anyone who claims otherwise is a @UKLabour hoaxer. Disgusting.

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There’s always someone smug and competitive who takes it too far... (*disclaimer* I fully appreciate and support someone launching a cannon filled with fireworks (and or confetti) in support of #ourNHS . Just... be nice about it.) (Sound on)

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I’m in a cab with worst ever driver who also has the most extreme road rage. It’s a heady and frankly hilarious combination, involving appalling decision making that gets him into difficulty, followed by 5 minutes of him screaming at everyone else. I may not make 41.

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5 years

Pretty sure God wasn’t married to Mary when he got her pregnant without her consent.

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2 years

On the one hand you want to say fair play. On the other hand he presided over an austerity policy that literally created this situation.

David Cameron

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For the last two years I've been volunteering each week at the Chippy Larder, a food project in my local town, which helps low income families with surplus food from supermarkets (and cuts food waste at the same time).

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1 year

It’s official… I’m coming back to Death In Paradise! #bbc #bbciplayer #deathinparadise #nevilleparker

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4 years

If anyone’s interested, my reasons are: 1) many who aren’t social distancing/don’t support it/support those who would decimate it, clap the loudest, and what was once a lovely gesture feels like a way for hypocrites to salve their consciences.

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Sorry to state the obvious but the more you think about what Marcus Rashford has done in the last 24 hours (and before) the more extraordinary it is. Eloquent, gritty and determined, and achieved real change. Incredible achievement for an incredible man.

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2) my NHS worker siblings feel the above 👆🏻very keenly and while it was something that they initially appreciated they’d appreciate it more if people stayed at home and didn’t support a government (advisor) who picks and chooses what rules to follow. That said...

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Kudos to @IcelandFoods for taking the lead on this important climate issue - palm oil use killing 25 orangutans per day. This advert banned on political grounds. Not sure who they think will be offended, so, feel free to RT.

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Ralf Little 💙

@RalfLittle

4 years

What fuckery is this?!