Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama Twitter profile

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Do you want a blowjob? Yes. It's from a piranha. Then no. Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob. This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril. Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.

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@AliceJaneGray I am belly laughing at the absurdity of this response. SHE WOULD HAVE HATED IT Genuinely one of the most joyless and tactless things I've ever read.

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April Fool's Day. A day when people pause to think if that thing they read on the internet is true or not. A skill sorely lacking during the other 364 days of the year.

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4 years

Kent voted heavily in favour of leaving the EU and now it's basically a French car park. Tremendous.

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Not saying Andrew Neil's tan is the same colour as the #bbcqt background but look what happened when I green screened it.

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3 years

@Peter_Shilton Maradona was 5'5" and you couldn't defend against him. Well Meghan Markle is 5'7" mate, good luck.

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@DavidMuttering

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1 year

[Candle In The Wind unexpectedly starts playing during the coronation] "BAH GAWD THAT'S PRINCESS DIANA'S MUSIC"

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4 years

The day is upon us. Mark Francois warned us all. It's October 31st and Britain has not left the EU. This country has exploded. Please share your images of TOTAL CHAOS AND ANARCHY using the hashtag #BritainHasExploded

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4 years

Who wants a game of TOP CUNTS™ ✅Liven up the boredom of self-isolation ✅Fun for all the family ✅Remind yourself of all the bastards to be boycotted when this is over

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6 years

Hi @markwahlberg I made some improvements to your typical daily schedule.

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6 years

Go on @walkers_crisps @GaryLineker , make this happen.

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2 years

Eddie Butler was a poet and rugby was his muse. We've lost a great man today.

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3 years

@LozzaFox "Deep needle anxiety" Come off it mate. If there's anyone who should shudder at the memory of having a prick inside them it's Billie.

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8 years

Boris Johnson is now in charge of MI6.

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5 years

Half time. A small child asks Faf de Klerk for an autograph. Instinctively, without any hesitation, he box kicks the kid downfield. #walvrsa

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@WelshDalaiLama

4 years

Cut him some slack mate he's got holes in his feet.

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4 years

Jesus has just taken one of the worst penalties you’ll see.

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5 years

They say "the customer is always right". Tell me a story of a customer you've encountered that proves this motto spectacularly wrong.

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3 years

10 feet is nothing. Get me laxatives and a trebuchet and I'll show you my best pigeon impersonation.

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3 years

Shoutout to Baddiel and Skinner who are going to make about 0.0007p off Spotify this week.

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3 years

The Tories.

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4 years

Hello London-based journalists. Thank you for taking an interest in Wales. Yes I know, goats right? Crazy stuff. Crazy stuff. Anyway, can you ask where our Covid-19 tests are? No. Just the goats then. Alright.

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3 years

Peter O'Mahony entering a ruck

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4 years

(Don't) Visit Wales 🚫🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #dontvisitwaleschallenge

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5 years

@BorisJohnson You've come back with a full price sofa from DFS.

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5 years

These aged well @nzherald #ENGvNZL #RWC2019

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5 years

England are looking fantastic here. I've rarely seen them play better. Ahead of New Zealand in every way. This is it. I have died and I am in hell. #ENGvNZL

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4 years

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. He's the worst Prime Minister in history and the one before last fucked a pig.

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5 years

@SamCoatesSky

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3 years

If it really does come home, then I want Rashford to win it with a 40 yard screamer then celebrate by dishing out some free school dinners so all the gammons froth themselves to death.

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5 years

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Here's your 2019 edition of the #SixNationsDrinkingGame Spread the word 🍻 🏉 🧼👀

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5 years

@DVATW Great Yarmouth? Blackpool? Slough? Nope - Benidorm. It's well and truly enriched.

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2 years

Someone's going to destroy their career with a tweet in the coming days. Could be me. Could be you. Join me on this exciting journey.

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3 years

So much salt in the BBC studio, every slug in a 25 mile radius has died. I live for these moments.

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4 years

Fed my son tonight like some sort of massive virtue signalling leftie.

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3 years

And may I just say an absolutely VAST fuck you to all the journos, columnists and general shithouses who have spent 2 weeks slagging the Welsh Government for having the temerity to act more decisively than the blustering tumbleweed you call Prime Minister.

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BREAKING: Boris Johnson 'preparing to impose national lockdown restrictions next week'

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3 years

I really want us to win a low quality, contentious grand slam. Over-the-top open top bus parade while Cardiff is still in lockdown. DVD box set release. Commemorative red cards for sale in the WRU shop. Let's lean into our newfound reputation as rugby's flukey shithouses.

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5 years

@BritainAgain @WelshGovernment Gone well for you this hasn't it, you massive pork nonce.

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5 years

Getting from Carmarthen to Aberystwyth via public transport

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4 years

Commiserations to all England fans except this prick.

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Come on England! #ENGvRSA #RWCFinal

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5 years

Convinced I'll die watching Wales play. My heart can't take this. It's like a near death experience every time.

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5 years

GET THE FUCK IN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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5 years

As injuries pile up, here's the Welsh starting XV for Sunday 1 Uncle Bryn 2 Ken Owens 3 "Generation Terrorists" on Minidisc 4 Sam Tân 5 AWJ 6 Cannonball Taffy O'Jones 7 Michael Sheen 8 Ken Owens 9 Sali Mali 10 Biggar 11 North [Nothing to see here] 14 Carol Vorderman 15 Halfpenny

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The dream is over, but what a dream it was. Diolch @FAWales .

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5 years

The sheer arrogance to think we change the language we're speaking mid-sentence only to exclude the English is absolutely bendigedig a ddylen ni neud e bob tro.

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4 years

In a scene of PURE, UNBRIDLED RAGE that is playing out in towns and cities all over the country today, rabid protestors have disguised themselves as an unbothered, totally typical high street. #BritainHasExploded

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6 years

Good evening @cardiffcouncil how can I report fly tipping, please? Someone's dumped a load of old shit down the bay.

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3 years

Can Wales still have that bank holiday?

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4 years

Today's been a pretty solid argument for reopening Wetherspoons, if only as a way to safely contain these absolute frothers.

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5 years

Remember when Wales were world number 1? What a day that was.

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@allisonpearson One of two possibilities here. 1. This is authentic, in which case your friends are pricks. 2. You've made this up to test the level of support for your viewpoint and/or get a bit of outrage exposure on this cursed platform. In either case, you're an arsehole for tweeting this.

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4 years

Going round Tesco putting Halal stickers on everything so the bigots starve 👍

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5 years

Theresa May passing Jacob Rees Mogg in the corridor

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4 years

This platform for me is a soapbox, a place to tell the odd joke and let off some steam. I feel I have many friends here that I've never met, and who don't even know who I am. When this is all over I think it's finally time to change that. 🍻 For now though, stay safe. Nos da.

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6 years

It's that special time of year again. Here's this year's #SixNationsDrinkingGame Spread the word 🍻

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@WelshDalaiLama

6 years

@bryonygundy F - Facts don't matter here A - Spelling matters even less C - Candy Crush requests E - Elderly people getting taken in by hoaxes B - Brexit wankers O - Oh look it's Lee Rigby O - Out of date shares about lost dogs who are surely dead by now K - Kill me

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4 years

I'm not sure I'd want to be guided up a mountain, at night, by people who don't know where the mountain is.

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🙈 dwl ta dwl ydi’r bobol ma!

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5 years

Either Cheika or Eddie Jones will be facing the press this weekend having been knocked out of the world cup and I think we can all agree that's going to be box office. An absolute masterclass in grace awaits us. Looking forward to it more than the match. #ThreeCheersForSireliBobo

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after covid and lockdowns and all that stuff we finally saw our little man in his first school nativity and let me tell you hand on heart it was fucking dreadful x

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3 years

Martin Johnson and Jeremy Guscott absolutely hating this. I've heard less moaning on Pornhub.

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2 years

Question Time highlights for those who missed it last night. #bbcqt

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7 years

@liam__whu @Everton

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3 years

YOU COULD HAVE JUST KICKED IT OUT YOU SILLY BAGUETTE TWATS

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4 years

The Welsh language was just spoken in Parliament to a background of shocked gasps and sniggering, just in case you need an indicator of sentiment towards us.

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@WelshDalaiLama

5 years

When my wife's out, there's a teddy bear I show our son who I call 'ghost'. Then I make a big show of hiding it in our wardrobe. 3am last night he walks in, points at the corner of the room and says 'ghost' Scared the shit out of her. Been waiting 3 months for that payoff

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@WelshDalaiLama

2 years

Here are your 2022 #SixNationsDrinkingGame rules. Enjoy playing along at your local rugby club, pub, or work meeting. 🍻

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5 years

@Nigel_Farage Your silly yellow vest cretins blocked ambulances on Westminster Bridge. But yeah that's definitely worse than mildly inconveniencing some ham gargoyles watching you cunt it up in a car park. So how about piping the fuck down, Poundland Goebbels.

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3 years

"Let the bodies pile high in their thousands" CON: 61.2% (+13)

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@WelshDalaiLama

4 years

The Welsh are demanding Anna stops pretending she speaks for us. Share if you agree...

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@BreesAnna

4 years

Wales is open... @MarkDrakeford too many shops, too many people agree. The Welsh are demanding we open like England. Share if you agree...

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Aye very good, but what's Latin for "I've trousered 7 million quid", you antique Slenderman.

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@Peter_Shilton Can't believe this, Peter.

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7 years

If Christmas board games told the truth...

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5 years

How the fuck was that only 80 minutes? I've aged so much during that match I'm thinking of booking a Saga Cruise.

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7 years

How to spend a billion pounds ❌Hospitals ❌Teachers ❌Police ❌Firefighters ✅A bribe to ensure the political support of just 10 people

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3 years

We should raise the stakes of the Wales v England match - winner gets independence.

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4 years

@DanBilzerian "How To Turn A Trust Fund Into The World's Longest Mid Life Crisis"

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5 years

The Prince of Wales, here. And Charlie Windsor.

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6 years

Well played England. Better team won. But just so we're clear: I hope that TMO catches his cock in his zip. Quite possible too, given that his eyes don't work.

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@WelshDalaiLama

4 years

Sorry it's a bit late but I finally made a Six Nations drinking game. Enjoy!

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@WelshDalaiLama

3 years

Does anyone else have this sense of absolute certainty that they'll die watching Wales play? My heart is pumping like 90s German techno. #FRAvWAL

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@WelshDalaiLama

5 years

It's £2.50 to watch Nigel Farage in a fucking car park wank on and on about Brexit. OR There's a B&Q just up the road where you can spend that £2.50 on sandpaper and take the wrinkles out of your own bollocks. It's the more enjoyable option.

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@WelshDalaiLama

5 years

@peta @CHOICEBISON @FREEBISON A challenging wank, but I eventually got there. 2 stars.

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@WelshDalaiLama

3 years

Well folks let me tell you Astrazeneca is right up there with my stag do and the 2005 Grand Slam as one of the worst hangovers I have ever experienced.

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@WelshDalaiLama

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This is *exactly* how the #ShithouseGrandSlam was destined to play out.

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