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Sergeant Simian(6'1, 8'')

@WOOMBSTONE

5 months

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Sergeant Simian(6'1, 8'')

@WOOMBSTONE

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One of the worst trends of the last few years is directors and creators gutting existing properties, expecting to get praised by fans for doing so, and writing fans off as babies for not accepting their ridiculous changes

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Crazy that every single MCU character is a quip-shitting snark factory EXCEPT for the motherfucker with a legacy of quipping in battle

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Mad because people keep telling him Phoenix didn't do anything horrible on the set of Joker Best thing this unfunny fella has ever done

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11 months

@gavinsbored1 Please tell me you killed him?

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2 years

Man what the fuck happened to this studio

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@RiseFallNickBck

2 years

Producer Lindsey Collins believes Turning Red is the first Pixar film that will "Break the Fourth Wall" I guess it depends on what the scene will be and the context, but interesting tidbit.

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4 years

One of the funniest things about instagram is how the fitness stuff they promote to you often features deviantart fetish stuff and cartoon parodies

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@WOOMBSTONE

10 months

I love it when some people act like Luffy is some kind of Bolshevik and not just a completely self-interested pirate who would be considered profoundly mentally retarded IRL

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@alcreamiie

10 months

they’re very different characters

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1 year

It's weird when people look at stuff like this and are like "THIS NEVER EXISTED YOU'RE NOSTALGIC FOR SOMETHING THATS FAKE" and it's usually someone born after the 90s

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

1 year

High school in 2002 looked so chill

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

Damn, that podcast's throat game is crazy

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@hansdickie

2 years

I've always thought this man was dangerous. I've seen so many women lose their boyfriends to this podcast.

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3 years

Fanbases for Japanese stuff in the US are weird A good chunk of MHA fans hate the author for things his characters do (and fanservice), but Yakuza fans completely gloss over the characters' brutality and obnoxiously infantilize them

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@wavywebsurf I don't care about the Queen, but I do wish we had the Candyman around to keep Hasan humble

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3 years

@jasonwblakely This is so dumb and silly lol

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4 years

@DrJessTaylor They look happy

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9 months

Errybody loves Yuri until it becomes sexual. Then it's "just for men" lmao

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

@AnimalJayson You guys are still misreading a very simple JRPG from over a decade ago it's quite amusing

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@WOOMBSTONE

3 years

It's amazing so many people think this is a good point lol There's a ton of people with real problems and responsibilities who don't have time to get mad about politics for internet points

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@WOOMBSTONE

11 months

Idgaf about SG like that but the "porn is free" argument is always silly to me. I see more and more people acting like full on hardcore fucking porn is the only sort of media that should have any upfront sexuality to it, it's very weird

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@melonscythe That's a lot of words to say "I pass myself off as media literate but I actually suck at thinking"

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7 months

@BirdRespecter I respect your ability to tell such obviously false lies

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@meganrobynblake @DrJessTaylor They look real happy

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@WOOMBSTONE

8 months

@LumpyTheCook I laughed for like 20 minutes when I first saw this tweet lol

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@WOOMBSTONE

4 years

I WISH this type of weaboo still existed; it is way better than the pastel blobs who insist they love anime when they hate everything about it and started watching it four years ago at the earliest

Blobby and Friends

@blobbynfriends

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For those of you who’ve been there 😅 #webcomic

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3 years

I don't care about any type of He-Man but this trend is idiotic. A few pretentious losers with contempt for the original properties praising creatively bankrupt approach does not make it good or even ensure commercial success

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@WOOMBSTONE

3 years

The guy from Unseen Japan will never stop coping about anime tits and those Japanese talk show people riffing on him for being a fuckin weirdo

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@WOOMBSTONE

3 years

@JayyExists @eda_log I am too and I think it looks fucking sweet

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

@TheepicFrancis @AnimalJayson I did it's fucking stupid lol

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@WOOMBSTONE

11 months

All zoomers do is tell each other to "kys" and yell at people for having functional sex drives

Blobby and Friends

@blobbynfriends

11 months

Just my take ☺️💖

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

She smoked crack and Kanye didn't do shit that year but mourn his mother

aliceestellebaker

@alicebakertweet

2 years

@PopCrave Amy Winehouse tried to warn everyone when she called Kanye a c***t at Glasto in 2008

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@WOOMBSTONE

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Her ass is getting modded out as soon as the game drops

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@WOOMBSTONE

5 years

@Lubchansky What if you made a good comic

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@divine_Jim_ Love it when people learn that things happen without their knowledge all the time

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@bartsimsonreal This could power your city for weeks

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

Elden Ring is "see that mountain? You can climb it" but actually fucking serious this time

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

Alright, now I know the people that like these shows aren't the cringe ones because they talk about them way less than the people who supposedly hate them

ドウチェ🇪🇸🇯🇵

@kafkas1mp

2 years

the four horsemen of the lack of interaction with females

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@hasanthehun @InternetHippo Sam Hyde is RIGHT THERE

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@theneedledrop @h3h3productions What if you fought Sam Hyde?

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@transgamerthink Welcome to video games they're fun

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@WOOMBSTONE

1 year

@nypost The "obsessed" is making this even funnier

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Sergeant Simian(6'1, 8'')

@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

@AndyBxxx Guy that stabbed her to death is a career criminal. A lot of high profile violent crimes in the last few years have been perpetrated by people slipping between the cracks of the justice system.

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@WOOMBSTONE

7 months

How come accounts like this always post a fish Miyazaki takes and not his bangers? Let big bro help you out

Otaking 🇵🇸

@TheOtaking

9 months

Hayao Miyazaki's opinion about the presence of otakus in the anime industry and how it makes the shows less realistic.

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@DragonofKresnik @amalieskram It's this and nothing else, make no mistake

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@WOOMBSTONE

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In 2nd grade a kid called me a f*ggot; I was insanely sheltered and he was smiling hard when he said it, so I happily sauntered down an empty hallway singing "I am a f*ggot" A teacher stopped me and said, "that's not a good thing to be!"

ethan !!!

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share a piece of lore about yourself

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@KyloCool630 I bet this show is good but nigga choose the same wackest shit to screencap

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@LowTiierGod @kuchikiberries He was always corny, and he's lucky not to be in prison

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@WOOMBSTONE

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Is it really not enough for people to just enjoy the funny cartoon

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@phisnom

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i cant believe SMILING FRIENDS of all shows just dropped a political episode that was complete utter looney tunes ADHD nonsense... but SOMEHOW it's also the most accurate and realistic depiction of modern american politics to EVER be aired on television.

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3 years

I only started seeing this batshit insane take this year What compelled this??

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@WOOMBSTONE

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Visiting Trump in the hospital to jack off to him End of Evangelion-style

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@WOOMBSTONE

7 months

Stuff like this is great because it reminds people who think they're going against the grain that they're actually gigantic cowards and bitchly conformists

The Sigma Female 🔆

@The_sigma_fem

7 months

This incest game is starting to get on my nerves

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@WOOMBSTONE

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The venn diagram of people who horny posted about Lady Dimitrescu and people who complain about fanservice in games is a circle

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@WOOMBSTONE

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Like bro, we were there; people lived in these times lol This is just like that one dip shit with the weird puppet avatar talking about how there's no difference from playing N64 on a CRT in the 90s and using something like the Nintendo Switch online emulators

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It's the picking and choosing I don't get Someone suggested many probably don't actually finish or even play these games so that might be one clue

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@WOOMBSTONE

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Any game with a fucking "true ending" needs a walkthrough imo

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This thread really shows how absolutely neurotic and bitter people are nowadays

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Thread 🧵

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@rekkadraws_ @EccentricArm777 Genuinely expected an "Ohhhh bother" out of that fella after the first impact

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@WOOMBSTONE

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"Everybody thinks their childhood had the best entertainment" is such a cope. Cartoon Network is a great example; that network has nothing but dogshit now and rewatching old stuff, you find that plenty of it is still gold

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It is hilarious that it took something like this for people to care about translation accuracy

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@hasanthehun @busterrides @jordanbpeterson @h3h3productions Fight Sam Hyde for two million bucks???

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@WOOMBSTONE

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Nigga would live in a room full of pillows and be hand-guided in an out of rooms, but yeah, he's communist revolutionary

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@ninetek @realDonaldTrump You got owned here a Lil bit lol

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Guys who call skinny anime girls "thicc" are way preferable to people who geek out over fictional muscle girls with absolutely zero standards

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@redlianak Han didn't die in ESB lol it's time to go outside

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@WOOMBSTONE

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Nigga you're in a fighting game Beat his ass, expose him

MachoorTV 🎮

@MachoorTV

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How do you allow such names in your game? @CapcomFighters @StreetFighter

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@WOOMBSTONE

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You can tell someone's fitness journey isn't going well if they think people drop heavy weights because they're trying to be macho

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@WOOMBSTONE

9 months

Really love the droves of people who want representation for different sexualities but desperately want those sexualities to be depicted asexually. Yeah industry creatives should definitely listen to these people; they're certainly not insane and addicted to outrage

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@KottelD @shaun_vids Definition of a fucking skill issue my god!

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@AeragaX Riley would come out on top, not because his roasts will be as good, but because he just won't get nearly as mad

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@PaigerU_ This only applies if you have a baby's understanding of politics "Radicalized" lmao

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@WOOMBSTONE

1 year

"Male Gaze" is a bullshit concept because nothing precludes anyone who isn't male from finding things labeled "gazey" titillating. My wife will talk about how hot characters like Bayonetta or Mai Shiranui are for instance

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I worked in Japan. I worked on games that had content like this… Content like this never needed to be in any of these games. If your goal is to titillate, there are better ways than juvenile abuse of the male gaze. This is why I hated the 2B design. It encourages this BS.

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@EurekaOhMy @NetflixGeeked If you want to headcanon Ed that way, more power to you but it's just not true

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@WOOMBSTONE

5 years

I am certain everyone involved in producing this looks down on anime fans

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4 years

There's a lot of "He does quip" mixed with in "very true he does not quip here" in the thread. IIRC he makes a lot of comments but they come off as naive and weird, whereas everyone else in the films deliberately talks shit in fights like other film Spiderman renditions

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@maddiesbad @_asoingbob Not only did they still end up being pals, situations can be multidimensional; sure Kanji is perturbed here, but this is clearly a comedic exchange Either way if you seriously moralize about this your opinions are worthless to me

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@WOOMBSTONE

3 years

Yeah why would anyone ever believe someone would get assassinated In prison Such a crazy thing that has truly never happened before!

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@broderick

3 years

Get ready for the John McAfee conspiracy theory tidal wave, folks

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

I still remember getting called a faggot by strangers for watching Sailor Moon as a kid I'm certain I wasn't the only fucking person in history to have that happen to them lol

dean

@deanuyasha

2 years

Niggas didn’t get bullied simply for liking anime. Tell the whole story about how you tried to turn Super Saiyan in gym class in front of the hoes.

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@WOOMBSTONE

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Just by depicting an attack on the Federal Reserve, this silly cartoon has demonstrated a better understanding of the problems with US currency than an socialist YouTuber lmao

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Sopranos is a multidimensional show and not just about one thing, that might be why

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@WOOMBSTONE

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You know shit gets real when anime characters make this face

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@TyroneOCanada @Skullgirls I don't even play this game but these changes are wack and small dick energy, homie

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@LindsayRaeGun @the_N4CER_ Roshi is fucking cool tbh Always loved him. He can do a kamehameha

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@ZoomerClips It would be great to see this guy get laid out on camera. It would be awesome even

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@TheepicFrancis @AnimalJayson Nah the thread is wrong and stupid as hell actually Complaining about the story just to get ALL of it wrong is mad weird haha

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@WOOMBSTONE

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The price of insulin is definitely too high, but nonetheless I would like to hold this guy up by his pants and shake his quarters out for a little more gas money

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 months

The constant recontextualization of adventuring and treasure-hunting as somehow "colonial" is astonishing

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@tombraidertweet

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British adventurer Lara Croft will transition from being a raider of tombs to a seeker of truth as Evil Hat Productions and Crystal Dynamics seek to redefine the #TombRaider series in order to escape its colonial past.

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Understanding that a lot of zoomers are failing in school and are genuinely unintelligent makes this website (especially after the Tumblr migration) make so much more sense

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@WOOMBSTONE

4 years

@GlamRatchet House has probably looked like that for decades, not a real own

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Foot friends have found a powerful ally in Metal Gear creator and gaming legend Hideo Kojima

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@Choco_Cornette I get why people dislike NFT's but this is a great example of how most of it is strongly forced lol

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@WOOMBSTONE

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"hbomberguy" sounds like the name of a CoD streamer who blasts slurs on Twitch, but instead it's a guy who looks like Billy Crystal on chemo and creates opinions for people to parrot

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When I was a kid I used to imagine the girls from Totally Spies we're watching me when I worked out and it helped me finish hard sets

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@theneedledrop The Sam Hyde fallout really did irreparable damage to that melon huh

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@KatieRu_ @nickmullen What do you think you're pulling off when you ask a question like this

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

Putting Totoro right next to the GrubHub movie is not a good idea if you want people to appreciate it lol

TRAFON(s Backup Account)

@RiseFallNickBck

2 years

In the Turning Red discourse, I saw some try to go back to the dumb "Bean Mouth" argument with the designs, but... it's clearly a tribute to Ghibli? Classic Anime?? Very Totoro-esque. How is that missed? Also the girl in Totoro is named Mei... same as in Turning Red.

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@woke8yearold For as radical as their beliefs are, I straight up do not believe this lol

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@WOOMBSTONE

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I don't know what this means but I had fun being Garterbelt a decade ago That shitty painted on beard still cracks me up

Mumble

@Soraismyson

11 months

Bein a fan of this series while bein black must make you feel like moon knight

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@WOOMBSTONE

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I think Pierce Brosnan knows a little more about marriage than you do, bud

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Your daily reminder to avoid marriage.

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My take on the idubbbz thing is that it's weird that, to people now, being "edgy" is saying slurs and not like, posting gore or videos of people dying and talking about how they "deserve to die" or some shit

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@WOOMBSTONE

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@nataliereed84 who exactly is this directed at

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@WOOMBSTONE

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I love both but Eva haters never talking about the raw action scenes makes me think most of them just didn't watch it

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@WOOMBSTONE

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She was the best part of Kill La Kill in retrospect

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@WOOMBSTONE

2 years

Would be cool to watch Sam Hyde chase Hasan Piker around his McMansion with Hasan knocking all of his stupid meme shit over and shitting his $400 ripped jeans

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