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Award winning fake Rabbi, winner of Qiryat Shmona Fake Rabbi Award, 1926. Will sing for weed, weddings, divorces, impeachments, hangings, appendage removal etc

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Joined November 2017
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@NickAdamsinUSA You couldn't get in one!!
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@JasonMillerinDC Jason Miller is still Jason Miller!!
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I don't get serious very often. Today is my wife & our second son's birthday. He would have been 39 today, the nicest person I ever knew. He left us in 2015. I am listening to Eva Cassidy's Fields of Gold which played at his funeral. I have tears in my eyes. Keep up the fight!!!
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I'm watching George Floyds service and one thing puzzles me: Why on earth do many in the black community believe in Jesus and Christianity? "Christians" enslaved black people, treated them horribly for 400 years and they believe in this horrid religion. I just don't get it!
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@MarshaBlackburn Having seen what has happened every time Republicans have been in power I believe the best economic stimulus is ignoring any economic advice from Republicans!
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@marceelias Breaking news!
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@TheBrometheus We speak Latin to our 15 month old grandchild. He is incredibly intelligent and knows the difference between Doric and Ionic columns, can recite the entire Muqadimmah in Arabic.
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@Viking_Sarah_1 You are fortunate and very kind. I have worked with Aghan refugees for 6 years and several have lived with our family. I have nothing but wonderful things to say about them. Even our extremely right wing village had taken to them and they are very welcome here. 🌹
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@realJoelFischer Yes, it really does!!
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@aubrey_huff Grown ass men who play baseball and think they have a job......
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Ok flat-earthers, proof that you're wrong??
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@BorisSlocum Egrets? I've had a few!
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Donald
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@benshapiro You mean the former president of the USA still has not called, after 2 years! Disgraceful, isn't it Ben?
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@w_terrence So let's get this straight, a black man who thinks he's a comedian decides he should align with a group of white fascists who, if in power, would lock him up in two seconds. Fishy Williams story, right? As funny as this guy gets, I suppose.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Unfortunately, I don't always manage this!!
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@RonnyJacksonTX That's because you're a fucking moron, Ronny
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@bigskyfit You look pretty gay, truth be known. And that's ok with the left!! Those steroids can really mess you up, Boris!
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@laurenboebert You may be right!!
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@BuzzPatterson What's to say, Buzzzzz? If he's committed a crime he should be charged. Libs believe in the rule of law unlike the hypocrites you have aligned yourself with. Now lets do trump !
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@CaseyDeSantis @RonDeSantisFL Do you people do anything other than take pictures of yourselves??
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@JennyErikson You deserve each other! Your kids, on the other hand, deserve better!!
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@TimHagg50495795 You people never heard of Joni Mitchell??
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@JackBear62 Well, I' m not a Christian, not even religious but, for me, this is what Christmas should be. Every day of the year. Thanks Jack!
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Odd that all these politicians have access to virus testing! Considering they are the least essential "workers" that exist!
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@TulsiGabbard Better tell that to your new bed-mates!
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@bebe1969 Thoughts and Prayers to the horses of Oklahoma.
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@ClarkADavidson @RudeFulk Sadly, this what mine looked like!!
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@RonFilipkowski Must be a relief for those poor white folks!! Thank you, Jesus!!
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@ChadKMills @kmend65 @WDRBNews Militia group?? That's s bunch of armed criminal punks!!
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Me!! And most people!!
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@ada_lluch Why do you feel forced to Tweet hatred day after day???
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@real_farmacist @CatSoluna Jesus, the man is an arboriculturist now,!!!
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@realDonaldTrump Might as well mention this! Adolph Hitler posthumously nominated for Nobel Peace Prize!!!
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@vixey_voter Mike's friend!
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Sometimes I feel embarrassed belonging to the human race.
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@PressSec @POTUS lucky you aren't gay and in need of a wedding cake. oh, that's different?
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@DaveSattinger @Gray_Mackenzie @grahamctv Peaceful protest does not give one the right to make life miserable for those who do not share in the protest. 3 weeks, these people have been treated politely and generously. The protesters should appreciate the patience of the authorities. Time is up!!
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@trainwithtish You showed those doctors!!
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@TheoFleury14 Theo Fleury, the Ted Nugent of hockey!
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@benshapiro Real cowardice! Storming out of interview!!
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Traitor says what??
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@kimguilfoyle Looks like you could afford stuffing!!
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@LauraLoomer And........ Here we go again!!
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@bigskyfit Pretty gay t-shirt, by the way!!
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Just heard that my mother's third cousin's son's daughter-in-laws brother has a potential hang nail. If you can, please pray for him and send him love. Also, can anyone see this tweet? Just answer yes or no.
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@bigskyfit Love your truck, Boris!!
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Fake News??
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@WatchChad Imagine being an adult, putting on a childs cowboy hat, tweeting absolute drivel and calling yourself Chad.
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@DineshDSouza Here's what Dinesh says...
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@RandPaul And $380 000 embezzled by Marsha Blackburn (looks like a drag queen senator) and funneled to her daughter and son in law. No outrage, rand??
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7 children shot in Philadelphia! America!! What the fuck is wrong with you???
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@EashiaT @a_eridani Highway to Hell would do!!
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@DineshDSouza how about a dna test to see if you're one-sixteenth human, then?
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Went for a hike today. This is Njupeskär, the highest free falling waterfall in Sweden.
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So the Supreme Court is just Ayatollahs with different silly outfits??
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@realTuckFrumper Don't think he's writing but he's definitely like crazy!!
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@thecjpearson The invisible hand will take care of Florida, lad. Don't want socialist money coming down there and turning everyone gay. Don't say "help"!!
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@MichaelZarrabi The "American Dream". Lowest social mobility of all developed countries and 70-80% of all wealth is inherited. Stolen, as well.
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A worm ate my brain but I don't think anyone will notice!!
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The Times They Are A-Changin'
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@PeterSweden7 Peter........
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It's really come down to this!!
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@TomCottonAR If you want honesty, effectivity and at least some morality, vote Democrat
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Liquor store emoloyee: "Do need help"? Me: Yes, but I come here instead.
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@AnnevanLeur @malinablue And the evangelicals love him!!
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@AmoneyResists @FrankMikeDavis1 He thinks that if he confesses to something it's not really a crime. And it's worked his whole life, thus far!!
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Are these two ads really compatible?
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