Vlad @Vladislav_Sita Twitter profile

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2 years

My girl & I saved up for a couple months and finally furnished our balcony 🥺 We’re so excited shem 😂❤️ - Sunday Braai’s finna be our new tradition🤞🏾

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2 years

My kind of Sunday 😌 I’m having a great time doing life with this woman ❤️

Vlad

@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

My girl & I saved up for a couple months and finally furnished our balcony 🥺 We’re so excited shem 😂❤️ - Sunday Braai’s finna be our new tradition🤞🏾

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3 years

My girl and I have officially moved into our new place together and I couldn’t think of a better way to start 2022 😌❤️ Happy new year everyone 🥳 I wish you all a happy, peaceful and prosperous year 🙏🏾

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10 months

I’m a very proud fiancé ❤️

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@Vladislav_Sita

7 months

Okes are calling for Edwin Sodi’s head on a plate. I don’t care about Sodi. I want the ministers feeding him tenders. If they sacrifice Sodi for election PR, they’ll just go find a new Sodi & continue eating our taxes

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1 year

In August 2019, Nicole was simply just one of my home girls, which is why I asked her to be my date to my BaccHonours ball not knowing it would change the trajectory of my life ❤️ Anyways, How it started vs How it ended

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7 years

Best mother in the world ❤️

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3 months

For my BMW owners paying for car service out of pocket because their motor plan has finished; Don’t go to the BMW dealerships in Sandton My service costs went from R16k to R9k for the same service because I’m doing it at BMW fountains in Pretoria. They’ve even offered me a 3

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

I GRINDED in 2022. I wrote both CFA level 1 and 2 in the same year, and I’ve just found out I passed level 2 and scored within the top 10% globally 😭🙏🏾

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

A petrol price of R27 a litre is fucking insanity. To put that into perspective, R100 of petrol is 3.7 litres, which is the equivalent of putting in R30 petrol 5 years ago. WE ARE IN HELL

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2 years

@matlhako22 Lmaoooo we were close friends throughout university before we started dating so I can guarantee you there’ll be no break up, but a wedding and babies soon. I can’t believe there are people THIS bitter in life no ways 🤣🤣

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

It’s been a long and gruelling journey but it’s finally come to an end. Your boy is signed off and officially eligible to register as a CA(SA) 😭🙏🏾

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@Vladislav_Sita

10 months

I don’t even need to see evidence. I know Diddy guilty as fuck

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@Vladislav_Sita

11 months

Marrying a woman who started from the bottom with you >>> This is a Rachel Kolisi Stan account ❤️

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@odedanilo

11 months

this is so beautiful 🤍

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@Vladislav_Sita

10 months

Exhibit A 👇🏽: You can’t make this shit up 🤣

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@Boet_Themba

10 months

And yes, we are going to vote with our low IQs and vote is ANC 🖤💚💛

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2 years

Day 1 of the family holiday and the In-Laws threw me a CA(SA) congratulatory party 🥹😭 They had a grown ass man fighting tears smfh 😭 - so so grateful ❤️

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@Vladislav_Sita

5 years

@littlemsshakur @alwaysdesi @swinfrey @TheBrookeAsh Lmfbao this is stupid. So if I sucked at maths and spent a lot of time with my asian tutor and we fell inlove, I must lose the love of my life in order to “uplift my community” ? 🤣🤣🤣 y’all reaching now

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 months

(Personally I had absolutely no idea that all the dealerships have different rates for both parts and labour which makes no sense to me)

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

The 25th can’t come soon enough 💀😭

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@Vladislav_Sita

5 years

Guys, it's been a really long and hard year ... BUT YOUR BOY PASSED CTA!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 I could cry from happiness. YOUR BOY IS GONNA BE A CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

I’ve been going extra hard in Cape Town this holiday because it’s the last Dezemba I’ll be spending here. I’m a CA now. I can’t be vacationing in a third world country 🤧

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@Teymbie @matlhako22 People that’re genuinely happy and content with their lives aren’t spreading negativity. That tweet reeks of misery lmao. Shame

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@Vladislav_Sita

10 months

Let’s use common sense my friends. They’re saying the banks made R1trn a day, so R365 trillion a year? Which equates to $20 trillion a year which is the size of the U.S economy. You don’t need to be a seasoned financier to know that doesn’t make any sense

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@Vladislav_Sita

10 months

@dumisane_ Where are that man’s friends!? 😭

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

APC in the bag!!!!! Okes I could cry from happiness 😭😭😭

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@Vladislav_Sita

6 months

So let me get this straight. This chap stole R16m from KPMG, and used the funds to buy luxury vehicles, which he then posted on the gram!? 🤣🤣 Mxm. My people are not serious

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@LesegoMahlako 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

Lol even if they didnt get caught, we can catch them out using common sense SA has a tiny middle class, with very limited buying power due to the state of the economy Now, why would brands pay you millions they cant recoup from customers that can barely afford their products?🤣

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@kwets11

1 year

SA influencers get caught selling themselves to any gent with a few racks monthly yet we must believe that influencing is paying tor these international trips and luxury bags.😂😂

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

So if your company banks with standard bank, you didn’t get your salary if you don’t bank with standard bank?🤣 After loadshedding, this is the most ghetto third world shit I’ve ever experienced.

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

Lmao your man called Tim Cook? Please respect us 😭

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@MissNthabeleng

3 years

He said “My Love, you want the iPhone in purple, I’ll call the CEO and find out if they can custom make it for you in purple” I fell in love 💜💜💜 he spoke my love language.

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@Vladislav_Sita

10 months

There’s so much potential, but unfortunately the Republic of South Africa is being held hostage by low IQ voters.

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@Vee_Sono But an APS score of 17 is crazy 😂

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

This age range is where you make the most important decisions that set the tone for your adult life. i.e what you study and who you end up with. The consequences for poor decisions are severe so make sure you’ve done your due diligence 🤞🏾

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@1ov1bri

1 year

People age 26+.. what is some advice you would give someone age 20-25?

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 months

The blankets get 20x more comfortable as soon as your alarm rings

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 months

@Melanin_Mmaps This is exactly why the ANC has been looting without consequence for the last 30 years. Lesufi has achieved absolutely nothing but you’re going on like we are led. Good lord

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

@Judaeda3 Lol she’ll be qualified CA(SA) at the end of 2023 so even me I look forward to inheriting from her estate 🕺🏾

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@Vladislav_Sita

7 months

@RobyreenT I don’t even believe all of that money is his. Why would the ANC grant him billions in tenders to eat by himself? He’s merely a conduit holding the money for certain politicians who can’t be seen holding that money themselves

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@Vladislav_Sita

7 years

GUYS😰 your boy actually graduated😭 I'd like to thank you all for bearing with my tweets complaining about Varsity for the last 3 years lol #BlackExcellence #GraduationDay

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@Vladislav_Sita

4 years

Waiter: Good evening sir, Can I take your order? Me:

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

I’m certain I’m more excited about my Gf passing APC than she is.. We can finally get operation relocation underway nyana 🥲🤞🏾

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@akaworldwide I voted DA. Not because I support them, but because that was the only alternative at the time, I just wanted the ANC below 50% so we can finally get some sort of governance in Gauteng But In 2024 I’ll be voting for @HermanMashaba and @Action4SA ✊🏽 - make sure you do the tingz

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@Vladislav_Sita

8 years

Matrics, don't let our snaps of wild nights and free time fool you UNIVERSITY SUCKS DICK😭

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@Vladislav_Sita

7 years

It's May guys. Exams are like, in the next half an hour 😩

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

“Real G’s move in silence like lasagne”

National Champion Michigan Wolverines

@CoachPr_NJ

3 years

Whats the worst bar in rap history?

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@anel_mccoy UJ Students right now:

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

This rhetoric of Herman Mashaba being “xenophobic” is ridiculous. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with wanting secure boarders and deporting immigrants that are in the country illegally

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

1 year ago today, I took this pretty young ting on a first date to Lilly’s while on vacay in Cape Town and had no idea what to expect .. And what ended up following was the softest, happiest and most peaceful year of my life 🥺❤️ Happy anniversary my love. I love you ❤️

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 months

@Msigi_Emotion I guess depends on your situation. My car has very low mileage for its age (80 000 km) so I’m better off servicing with BMW for the full service history to retain its value

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

Sis saw his grades and took a picture of his certificate saying “I know ima need this one day” ⚰️⚰️⚰️

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

Looks like I’ll be spending my first 3 months as a CA(SA) working in Melbourne 😌

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@Vladislav_Sita

10 months

Okes went to dig up that young girls private life because you’re intrigued by her accent!? You guys must touch grass and get a life wtf man

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

I’m all for protesting and National shutdowns & all that. But for the love of God, PLEASE also make your anger known at the upcoming elections 🙏🏾

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@KMalatji But nobody said that?. The issue is that private citizens are having to do their own policing in the first place because SAPS are ridiculously incompetent. We want him to do his damn job

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@Vladislav_Sita

11 months

If we see Siya even looking at a baddie in public we must moer him

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@akaworldwide @HermanMashaba @Action4SA Additionally. I don’t want to hear anything about apartheid, or any defence of the ANCs 30 years in power because these are my thoughts on the matter

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

I’m 100% convinced that life peaked at university We really didn’t know how good we had it 😂

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@D_Bhekza @AubreyNhla 100%. I would’ve never been able to afford it by myself on a trainee salary 😂 Being with a driven woman who also makes her own money makes life a million times easier. Leave broke women alone gents 😭

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@akaworldwide “St @G3 6 oh My GaA @d You get what you vote for, innit bruv?

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@Vladislav_Sita

4 years

Hi guys! Looking for someone to take over my lease for an apartment in Rivonia, Sandton :) ... it’s a 2 bed 2 bath, both bedrooms en suite. Rent is R5k p/m. Please RT for awareness guys 😭

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 months

@Mfundo_Ncedo 2017

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@cfcfan247 We supply all of Botswana’s fuel and theirs is currently R18 a litre. These guys are taking us for a fat poes

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

Your boy bagged CFA Level 1 😭🙏🏾

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@Vladislav_Sita

11 months

@WayneH__ I don’t even consider that hate. They knew how much time they had but thought they’re special hayi 🤣

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

One thing about me and baby? We’ll chop life

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@Vladislav_Sita

7 years

GUYS😭 your boy passed all his exams and is graduating on the 8th of December 😭 #IssaGraduate ☺️😌

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

It will always be this one for me😂 This is how it is having conversations with people that studied at UCT

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3 years

Pound for pound that’s the funniest video on Twitter

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

@MaanoMadima @rugbyontnt That man must go bury his child hayi

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@Vladislav_Sita

4 years

“Love Island Orania” is trending in South Africa. You guys are hilarious 🤣🤣

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

I’m in love with this city man 😍

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

@stonedyungin420 @Wonder_and_Live @Es_oracion_ @MacGUnleashed @AriLennox This is exactly why South African men were getting dragged the other day. This is legit sexual harassment what the fuck is wrong with Yall😭😭

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@Vladislav_Sita

4 years

Crawford kids, remember when they wanted all the black guys with relaxed hair to cut it off and they said on the intercom “Attention students: All African Americans with Mohawks to shave them off by the end of the week” You honestly can’t make this stuff up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

Okes will queue for an energy drink but not to vote smfh

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Prime going off in South Africa

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

@PaulMzilankatha @KopanoMashishi You’re more annoyed at the man making valid points being white, than you are at the minister completely evading accountability? Is it crack?

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

The pictures I took of her vs the pictures she took of me 😔

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 months

@Shonny_SA My boy I love them with all my heart 🤣 BMW Sandton quoted me 8/9k for a battery and BMW fountains gave me the same battery for 6k 💀

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@Vladislav_Sita

11 months

This applies to everyone, not just athletes. At 40, it’s blatantly obvious who spent their 30s building with good women vs who spent their 30s maxing out their credit cards to impress the baddies at Konka

mamncane

@Kim_Khandashisa

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Why are they booing you? The downfall of most of these soccer players is waking up in different hotels with different women and their alcohol addiction. We’ve seen it way too many times where they end up broke and ill. The family structure makes men more responsible.

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@Vladislav_Sita

4 months

The Ultimatum South Africa didn’t disappoint yoh 😭 We were thoroughly ENTERTAINED 🔥 #TheUltimatumSA

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@Vladislav_Sita

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@Intokazi_

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 months

Me watching the instagram stories of huns I know on vacation in Europe, that I know for a fact aren’t from wealthy families or in high income professions

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

@yagirlamg “You only did 5 subjects” clearly people don’t know what A levels are 🤣 congrats 🔥 Also - Afrikaans is an A-Level subject!? 💀🤣 how does that even work?

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

If I was the hiring manager at a company in financial services, I would go through the comments on @iamkoshiek ’s thread and search for all finance and accounting graduates defending that valuation. CLEARLY you guys need to go back to school because AOWA 😭😭😭

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@Vladislav_Sita

10 months

I find it suspicious that the the only figures we’ve received regarding the rand manipulation saga is coming from the state owned broadcaster a few months before elections. They’re claiming the banks made R1trn A DAY 💀 I’ma need a detailed report published by the SARB

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@Vladislav_Sita

7 months

@Bibo_George Interesting …

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

Those of us in dual income households wont be losing much sleep… But I’m sending thoughts and prayers to those of you with broke huns. Having an extra mouth to feed in Cyril’s economy is crazy. Y’all be safe out there 🙏🏾

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

@WayneH__ Only happens if she’s also netting 51k😂

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@Vladislav_Sita

10 months

This time next month, I’ll be hopping from wine farm to wine farm in the cape winelands wedding venue hunting with the loml ❤️ - Crazy Stuff man

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3 years

@stonedyungin420 @Wonder_and_Live @Es_oracion_ @MacGUnleashed @AriLennox You guys are so boring. Go say this to your female colleagues and let me know how it goes

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

@makheswa Knowing how corrupt our public servants are, this wouldn’t shock me one bit. There’s probably many such cases

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

I won’t lie, seeing ANC Politicians enjoying themselves pisses me off

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2 years

The New Minister of Electricity is promising by his moves - what do you think? 😂😂😂

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

Mxm scientists STILL haven’t created a pill that gets you your dream body after 1 month of gym? Kanti what do these guys do all day? Pathetic

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

Hey guys! Im trying to help a friend out If there are any 3rd year CA Trainees moving to London in January & looking for a roommate to share with please DM me 🙏🏾 A meet up prior to the move can even be arranged to assess compatibility etc Twitter, do your thing pls 😭

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

@talkcentss @WayneH__ Yet at the end of the day the avg New Yorker has a far better standard of living than the avg South African. Only 1% of the population even earn R47k a year but approximately a third of New Yorkers earn $10k a month btw. You can’t compare a high income first world economy to SA

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@Vladislav_Sita

2 years

📍 2023 Australian Open

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@Vladislav_Sita

6 years

“Na bru, I won’t date a stekkie that’s hooked up with a black oke”

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@8SomeBiscuits

6 years

Nobody: White people:

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@Vladislav_Sita

10 months

A day in the life of an ANC Minister:

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@Vladislav_Sita

5 years

Congrats to all the matriculants!! To those of you headed to UCT & Stellies, you’re about to live out the best years of your young lives ❤️ To those of you going to Wits & Tuks ... hadde 😂

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@Vladislav_Sita

1 year

Really enjoying my new job 🥲 Life after audit really bangs

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3 years

@iamkoshiek But then they’ll be asking to “please retweet, my employer could be on your tl” smfh

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@Vladislav_Sita

4 years

I’ve always kept up to date with current affairs but my threshold for negativity has been depleted for 2020. There’s too much going on in the world right now I really just don’t wanna know

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@Vladislav_Sita

3 years

New York announced masks will no longer be necessary but we’re getting locked up yet again ⚰️⚰️

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