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Vern

@VernNotice

4 months

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

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Vern

@VernNotice

3 years

I’m sobbing. This shit ain’t even sad. But I can’t stop.

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4 years

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Novaleesi

@Novaleesi

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How it started How it ended

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6 years

Travis Scott just got a kill on Fortnite and says: “Eat my dick bitch. Let’s get it.” *make it rain emote* He was bred for twitch.

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4 years

@Novaleesi I cannot express how incredibly weird it is for people to be upset under this tweet. Some of you wanna be miserable so bad...

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9 months

@jasminericegirl I'll never understand the internets obsession with misery.

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4 years

Brennon is on the front page of Twitch. Like front and center. Doing a sponsored thing. I enter the Discord screaming "I HEARD THIS LOBBY IS FOR BIG DICK BASTARDS" and I've never felt so bad. Please let my boy secure the bag. He has a child to feed.

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6 years

I can’t be the only one who thinks Vin Diesel looks like Dominic Toretto...

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4 years

I’m ready to fuck ing cry.

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3 years

TLDR: I’m single. I’m hurting. Despite last year being one of the most difficult times in my life, I’m grateful for what I learned along the way and what I’m continuing to learn as I pick up the pieces.

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Vern

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7 years

Trying to figure this out like... @IvankaTrump

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4 years

IM HOWLING. When your mom stalks your twitter but doesn’t follow your Animal Crossing adventures...

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@VernNotice

4 years

my girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen...

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Vern

@VernNotice

4 years

Same energy.

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Vern

@VernNotice

6 years

FITNESS PROGRESS REPORT FOR TWITTER. I’ve been posting updates every once in a while on Instagram but I don’t think I’ve ever posted photos here. Started really taking care of myself around February of this year. Down to 185lbs this morning from 250.

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5 years

omfg a girl tried to flirt with me last week and I shut it down because I didn’t want to be unfaithful to my crush who doesn’t know I’m crushing. 😌

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4 years

Happy birthday to this absolute dime of a woman. You make me want to be the best version of myself. I am so thankful I have you in my life and so excited for what the future has in store.

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8 years

He's not even doing eenie meenie miney mo right. Skipping people. Double wording others. Like did this guy even preschool? #TheWalkingDead

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2 years

Today I gave my one year old nephew his birthday gift. I looked him in his eyes and told him: You are going to learn a lot of things in your life. This taught me the most important lesson I’ve ever learned. This was his face as he opened a dvd copy of The Fast and the Furious:

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@VernNotice

2 years

Streamer Twitter is forever providing content.

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@VernNotice

2 years

When I tell you I choked...

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@VernNotice

5 years

Keep acting tough online and I’ll marry your father then take your internet away.

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@VernNotice

3 years

You’re in her DMs while I’m also in her DMs. She ain’t responding to nobody my boy. We’re in this together now.

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@VernNotice

5 years

I’ve repurposed my old bathroom mirror as a selfie mirror and it’s over for everyone on Instagram.

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4 years

Trump supporters sounding like me after I push and lose a 1v4 in Warzone...

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4 years

They’re obviously cheating.

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Vern

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4 years

I dead ass haven't seen @GoldGloveTV on Among Us since our first session...

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4 years

the HIDE UNDER DESK just fucking sent me

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@VernNotice

4 years

Donald Trump is making an absolute mockery of the election process and you people supporting it are looking more foolish than ever. What an embarrassment.

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@VernNotice

6 years

Who tf refers to Beans as “Mark Avery from Kicking and Screaming”?!?!

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@RyanMura

6 years

Lil Tay looks like Mark Avery from Kicking and Screaming

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4 years

Some of that good shit to get you through your Sunday.

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@VernNotice

3 years

Girls only want one thing and it’s disgusting...

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4 years

this is probably the dumbest thing you'll watch all day but i literally cannot stop laughing

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@VernNotice

3 years

Your stomach has never experienced French fries... only mashed potatoes. 😔

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@VernNotice

4 years

Don’t ever talk to me or my children again...

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@VernNotice

5 years

a girlfriend

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@VernNotice

5 years

Top 10 gaming moments of my life.

Goldy

@GoldGloveTV

5 years

HOLY SHIT. #RDR2 Online is FANTASTIC. Thanks for watching. More later today!

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4 years

all my ex Pornhub girlfriends 🤝 Lying to me

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@VernNotice

3 years

If you didn’t fuck with me when I was broke, you don’t deserve me after I cash my $600 stimulus check.

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8 years

When mom says that she won't stop for McDonalds on the way home:

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4 years

Kanye submitting his ballot voting for himself:

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6 years

"People make mistakes" until you're on the receiving end of those mistakes and your whole world is flipped upside down. My heart goes out to anybody and everybody who ever gave somebody their all and was betrayed.

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@VernNotice

3 years

So @Novaleesi are sitting looking for a movie and I mentioned Vin Diesel. This woman looks at me and goes “the guy from The Pacifier??” THE GUY FROM THE PACIFIER.

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@VernNotice

4 years

This is pretty FeelsGoodMan

Twitch

@Twitch

4 years

Our next Twitch Ambassador is a full-time variety game expert that always hits his mark. Well, almost always. Share a vernLaugh with @VernNotice .

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@VernNotice

4 years

I am so sorry brother.

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Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

clips.twitch.tv

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Vern

@VernNotice

3 years

Hey. HEY! Stop scrolling for 2 seconds and read this... I hope you have an amazing day today.

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Vern

@VernNotice

3 years

Fellas it’s polite to let your lady pull the trigger first.

Novaleesi

@Novaleesi

3 years

If anyone wanted to know what our relationship is like, this is it 🥴 @VernNotice had no idea I was recording this convo but it was so funny I couldn’t NOT record it

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4 years

Didn’t wake up to a single good morning text. Don’t let it happen again.

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@VernNotice

4 years

@JERICHO Tucker you have the biggest, most monstrous cock ive ever seen. The only thing comparable is your heart. You’re the total package.

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4 years

Nova just sat through an entire Adam Sandler movie with me and pretended to laugh at all of the parts I laughed at and honestly I think I finally understand love languages.

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@VernNotice

2 years

Do you think if I got hit by an Amazon prime delivery truck that I could negotiate a 70/30 split for all Twitch partners in the lawsuit?

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@VernNotice

4 years

im glad I started going through old clips because apparently it's not just music that will get you banned... It's also best friends. @GoldGloveTV

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@VernNotice

4 years

Tucker is one of the most impressive human beings I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing.

☆ CRAY ☆

@craymusic

4 years

My best friend everyone, ladies hes single and ready to cook u hotdogs @JERICHO

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4 years

Talking about moving with my mom and she’s got me too emotional in the gym.

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Vern

@VernNotice

3 years

They have cup holders and everything. Saved me from having to buy a table.

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I was complaining about @VernNotice not having any furniture in his house. Well, he got chairs. This is what it means to date a gamer, y’all.

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4 years

We’Ve BeEn PlAnNiNg ThIS tRiP fOr MoNtHs lookin ass

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@fox5dc

4 years

Coronavirus cases in Florida jump by nearly 100 overnight; now at 314

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@VernNotice

5 years

just found out the people in porn aren’t married...

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6 years

189 this morning. Holy shit. 😭 Down from 245 in February. Happy August to me.

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3 years

Imagine raising your children like this instead of teaching them kindness and compassion for the people around them. Also believing in science.

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3 years

Taiwan: zero local transmission of COVID, universal mask compliance. Meanwhile, in America:

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5 years

Hey guys, I think I’m gonna take tonight off. @CouRageJD has inspired me to go after my dreams and I’m currently filming a budget Pitch Perfect 4 in my backyard in hopes of getting @AnnaKendrick47 to acknowledge my existence. You can understand how time consuming this may be.

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Vern

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4 years

When my homies tell me they’re in the middle of a dry spell...

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@VernNotice

3 years

Dude at the gym asked me spot him for a 545 squat and of course I said I got him. But in reality if he goes down we’re both dead. I missed this.

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@VernNotice

4 years

off to explain to my whole family why I’m still single! Wish me luck!

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@VernNotice

4 years

Anti-maskers are dumbasses confirmed.

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@VernNotice

4 years

UFC 4 is going great so far.

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@VernNotice

4 years

Happy Halloween 🙂

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4 years

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Vern

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3 years

Got vaccinated and then immediately went to the gym and hit a new PR. Now, I’m not a doctor so I can’t say for certain they’re 100% connected but there is currently no evidence to disprove that theory.

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Vern

@VernNotice

3 years

Stream progression over 9 years:

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Vern

@VernNotice

4 years

I've already ordered so much Pistons gear for my little nephew.

Goldy

@GoldGloveTV

4 years

Our biggest adventure yet. I’m so excited, you guys have no idea. I’M GONNA BE A DAD! I love you @femsteph 😍

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7 years

Respecting my mother.

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5 years

*watching 2 fast 2 furious with my grandma* Tyrese: *takes shirt off* Grandma: “Oooooh” Tyrese: *puts shirt back on* Grandma: “now why is he doing that?”

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Vern

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5 years

porn and video games are all I have...

AskMen

@AskMen

5 years

Watching Porn and Playing Video Games May Be Bad for Your Relationship

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Vern

@VernNotice

6 years

Why she keep running away with Bowser though?

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7 years

When your job is on the internet.

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1 year

The first time Netflix logs me out i’m unsubscribing.

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4 years

YOOO WE JUST GOT VERIFIED! I knew it would happen eventually. Thanks so much for the constant support over the years. I wouldn’t be here without y’all! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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5 years

my fatass was wondering why my pizza rolls were squirming 😭

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6 years

April Fools is a bullshit ass day. I’m tired and hungover and if any of y’all try and sneak me on some lame ass April fools joke I’m swinging.

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5 years

Had a company reach out to me, so that I would get in contact with a friend who is a larger content creator who hasn’t yet responded to their email. Thinking it’s acceptable as a company to reach out to anyone but the content creator or a manager is laughable.

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2 years

Hey all, yesterday I was woken up by the news that my grandma wasn’t doing great and doctors didn’t expect her to make it another 24 hours. Later that day I got the call. I’m doing okay. Just going to take some time.

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@VernNotice

4 years

I need a fucking cigarette.

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@VernNotice

5 years

Ryan, what the fuck is this?

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@VernNotice

5 years

#NewProfilePic 📸: @oreeeo

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8 years

#DMYourCrushDay ? Y'all are too kind. I'm flattered. Stop it.

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2 years

FINALLY BROKE UNDER 200lbs 😭🙌🏼

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@VernNotice

6 years

Dog ain’t nobody say that. 😂

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6 years

They say gamers can’t clean up nicely.

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Vern

@VernNotice

4 years

Happy birthday to my cousin, Fem “The Sterfinator” Steph. She is one of the strongest women I have ever had the pleasure of meeting in my life. Thank you for being you. Let’s make this year the best one yet. ☺️

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Vern

@VernNotice

5 years

2013 was wild for me.

Vern

@VernNotice

10 years

I love dick.

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7 years

Daddies. @GoldGloveTV

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@VernNotice

4 years

Gonna tell my kids this was Aaron Paul.

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@VernNotice

2 years

My friend shit posting on Twitter vs. my dad not knowing how Twitter works and providing real sincere advice. 🥲 I love him.

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@VernNotice

10 years

I leak Brennon's nudes if this get 300k favorites.

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@VernNotice

1 year

women are so pretty. thank you.

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5 years

Just had 20 headshots printed to sign and give away to the first people at my Meet and Great this Friday from 12:30 - 1:30... Something tells me I’m going to regret this.

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@VernNotice

4 years

All of 2020 can go fuck itself.

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4 years

Alright I’m trying to find my future wife. Twitter do your thing.

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6 years

Mom: "You got a pink case? Let me see the back of it. Is it your girlfriends?" Me: "I don't have a girlfriend." Mom: "Yikes." Merry Christmas from my family to yours.

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5 years

So many cute girls at the gym today. Haha. I’m too scared to talk to any of them haha. So uhhhh... 😎👉🏻👉🏻

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