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5 years

I didn’t grow up with much physical affection from my parents... prob why I crave it so much.. 🥺😩.. sometimes I really do just need a fucking hug yo.

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9 months

I remember once I got so high I couldn’t stop freestyling to the point where my ex got so mad she started crying 😂😂😂

KASH BONE

@thisiskashmir

9 months

I love people who are this fun lol fuck the cool shit let’s get silly 😭

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3 years

Just another Saturday… can’t believe it’s not even 930am and I’ve already smoked, had breakfast, and cleaned the kitchen. Who have I become!!!

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4 years

Reminding y’all to drink your water...

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1 year

I’d like to recreate this first pic.

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@SiyaBeyile

1 year

Iconic ✨

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4 years

Hold up....

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2 years

Why are plants so damn dramatic? 🌱🤦🏾‍♂️

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2 years

Im this old…

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3 years

If I like you, you’ll get spoiled. I’m a simp...

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4 years

Pineapple and mango jolly ranchers slappppppp...

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4 years

@RASHEEDA @giomiooo I’m just tryna figure out how someone that’s (listed as) 37, celebrates a 20 year wedding anniversary but wasnt married or thinking about marriage at 17. My math off or nah?

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3 years

“You brought the d*ck?” Me:

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8 months

I hugged one of my babies extra tight today when he responded with… “well, my dad doesn’t even like me..” (he’s 6!) Imagine being 6, and feeling like a parent doesn’t like/love you? And verbalizing it? Ugh. My heart. I tried to assure him that it wasn’t true and that his dad

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9 months

Took my talents elsewhere

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1 year

I’m late af #, but I’m here… 😔👉🏾👈🏾

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@whysheangel

1 year

Quote this tweet w yo fine queer selffffff. 😭

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11 months

I wanna be kissed on, this is getting ridiculous now.

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6 years

Dear strong friend, When I check on you, please don’t lie to me. If you’re not okay, say so.

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1 year

Always wearing glasses, I take them off to catfish y’all in selfies

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9 months

She hit me w the “please stop” and I swear I couldn’t.

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4 years

I cling, but I can also detach... know that.

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10 months

Heavy on the “anything you want”. I’m a simp fr.

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5 years

me when I wake up and didn’t get a good morning text but she’s been up for hours...

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7 months

Woke up feeling extremely grateful… locked in 🔒

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8 months

I wish yall knew how much kids come to school and share…

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1 year

In lesbian*

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1 year

Kindergarten’s fave Special Ed teacher…

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4 years

Currently getting my life watching Timbaland and Swizz go back n fourth... I love it here!

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4 years

Stay strapped.

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3 years

Being smothered with affection>>>

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9 months

@LifeSoLavish Sameeee but now I get self conscious cuz I don’t wanna make anyone cry lmao

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3 years

Less than 30 days til I have my masters yall... ☺️

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3 years

Having too much fun w this hair…

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4 years

@JoshLeviIsrael This right here is the issue.

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3 years

We did it y’all! 🤓🥳

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3 years

Less than 30 days til I have my masters yall... ☺️

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4 years

Does she want one?

xtra xtra 🗞️

@goaziago

4 years

The creator of Girlfriends

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1 year

Lord I just want this tan back… please abeg. I need some color damnit.

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1 year

Hate that for me.

❤︎︎

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1 year

smile if you a trick

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6 years

Don’t mind the mustache... I’m just hairy af...

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8 months

Another lap around the sun or whatever they say when it’s ya birthday… (my mom gets me flowers every single year)

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4 years

Me: yeah, let’s take it slow. Also me: you have a passport?

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6 years

...don’t let the fro fool you, I miss being bald-headed.

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3 years

Tryna give dyke auntie on vacay...

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4 years

I be disregarding the faux loc slander...cuz Ima still do that shit regardless.

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4 years

I like knowing you’re thinking of me that shit is cute af.

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3 years

Y’all, I’m officially a CERTIFIED teacher!

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6 years

Oiled my scalp, feeling new.

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5 years

It’s a lesbian winter guys... real scissor shit all winter...

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2 years

@_GodHerself Similar attitude…

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1 year

The fact that so many of y’all said scamming 😶

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4 years

1 semester away from securing this Master’s degree... put one in the air!

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6 years

Birks and socks all year round... yes, I’m that dyke.

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4 years

All a sudden the government found $2 trillion? This country is a whole scam.

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1 year

Falling in love in 3 weeks is so on brand for queers. But 3 weeks right after a breakup with a long term partner? Kinda wild.

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4 years

Tropical tings...

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3 years

Y’all my mom turned 66 today 🥺... how cute is she.

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6 years

...keep it on the low.

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4 years

“Applying pressure” goes both ways, don’t forget that.

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1 year

I’ve always wanted coveralls… always thought I was too short… then I decided.. Fuck that, ima wear whatever tf I want…

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6 years

Being attracted to women is not synonymous with being attracted to ALL women... just saying.

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6 years

Sometimes that L is a blessing in disguise..

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3 years

My brother is officially married y’all…🤭🥺

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3 years

The brows and hairline have both been tamed.

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4 years

@giomiooo @RASHEEDA She woulda been better off just saying they were young and inlove and wanted to find a way to make it work. Honestly it’s more on Kirk than on her...but I mean what do I know 🤷🏾‍♀️

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3 years

Welp… I’ve entered my Mannie Fresh dyke phase

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6 years

You should never have to ask for reassurance... and asking for reassurance doesn’t make you insecure.

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9 months

Swipe it…

𝗟𝘂'.

@ssc_zhith

1 year

Let me see your face cards.

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6 years

Depression looks dif on everyone...

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10 months

Got a date for top surgery… might cry

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3 years

It’s still Black History Month, Black people ONLY, drop your cashapp/venmo/PayPal and let someone randomly bless you. Cashapp: $afronautic Venmo: afronautic

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3 years

@MrrRighttNow I used to be very against this before someone explained it like this… imagine walking around for hours holding your hand all the way up in the air— after a few minutes your arm will fatigue and you’d get irritable— now imagine a child having to do it.

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11 months

Let’s play around with lighting…

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12 days

Good Morning from your fave special ed teacherrrrrr ✌🏾

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3 years

This one is for #ShacarriRichardson 👌🏾💨

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11 months

Update ya “this is them” pix…

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4 years

Hop in loser, we’re going to the moon...🌝🌚

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4 years

Can I share this for a second without being called fatphobic 🥴... (one month apart)— still not where I wanna be but we getting there.

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5 years

Y’all gonna say we planned it...

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6 years

How do you like it? From the back or the front?

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3 years

Purple, the color of royalty, a color story

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3 years

Vegetarian Spicy Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit 🤤😋🍗🍞(before + after)

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6 years

“You have too many piercings in your face” Me: mind your business, cuz my face ain’t it. #NewProfiIePic #HappyPrideMonth

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6 years

Masculine presenting is not synonymous with male pretending... just saying.

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4 years

Yes I like attention, but from the person I want it from...

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4 years

Moaning in my ear.

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@_M4RS

4 years

What’s your favorite sound?

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6 years

Grab my face when you kiss me...

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4 years

@Denita_fit @JoshLeviIsrael Sounding dumb as hell. Like Sir, please let that go.

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5 years

Ruby Bridges (the 6 year old that was the first to integrate schools in 1960), is still alive. She’s only 65. Her classmates who were against integration, are also 65... and probably still alive. Just let that sink in.

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6 years

Shot myself today... Practice practice practice...

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4 years

To be wanted >>> To be needed...

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5 years

You should never stop getting to know your partner... it’s so beautiful to keep learning new things about someone you think you know everything about.

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6 years

Back from Cuba like a tanned papi chulo...