So I was driving Uber today and this lady put her son in my backseat and said he’s going to his daddy house….what the hell!!! She tipped me $60.00 though so I’m taking him.
I am fucking lost and I’m not afraid to admit it. I accomplished so many things and failed at others. I have no clue where I should be headed next so I’m just on auto pilot.
Woke up this morning to a knock on the door….once I opened the door nobody was outside but there was three bags
Bag 1- An outfit for the day
Bag 2- AirPods, Backwoods and an 8th
Bag 3- A pair of shoes and a dozen roses
Men find a woman who’s going to treat you right 😋
My crush texted me and confessed her love, I responded back with my true feelings and then this BITCH replies “April Fools 🥳”……let me tell her job that she be smoking weed on break and stealing office supplies
Y’all are sensitive about your addiction, I mean “choice” to smoke and it’s okay 😂😂😂…….but in all seriousness, it’s okay to do what you want to do. I promise cause you pay for it not me. We all have our addiction.
It’s crazy how people equate the flowers 💐 with being a woman or gay. A gift is a gift. Appreciate your partner and accept the gifts.
Women really out here saying I’d never do this for a guy and be dead ass single and lonely deep down but what do I know 🤷🏾♂️
Y’all ever met someone on Twitter but not in real life.......but it seemed like you knew that person forever? My man
@Ayo_Rozay_
was definitely one of those type of people. Covid-19 took a REAL friend. My circle won’t be the same.
Shawty just told me she wouldn’t date me because I have a son......whole time she has four kids by four different men 😂😂😂😂 kill me now.
The crazy thing is........she approached me 😴
So y’all will fight a cop, riot and loot for justice but you won’t help a lady of your own skin color avoid domestic violence in the streets RIGHT in front of you? Y’all mad weird out here 🤦🏾♂️
Are there actually women on Twitter who are single? I mean like no man is waiting on them at home, no nigga driving your Altima, and no nigga ready to beat you single?