Vanessa Bayer @vanessabayer Twitter profile

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Vanessa Bayer

3 years

My brother and my new nostalgia-filled podcast is out today! Not to peer pressure you but please be cool and check it out!!

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9 years

Guys, my sex tape just leaked! #FiftyShades Watch it here: http://t.co/JMBD5skwvf

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10 years

I think I finally get it Demi? http://t.co/tkjSqWNWou @ddlovato @AboveAverage #VMAs #demiforpresident

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9 years

Check out my audition tape for #FiftyShades . Have they cast it yet? http://t.co/JMBD5sC7mN

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7 years

Real Rachel helping fake Rachel! ❤️

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10 years

New Sound Advice with Demi Lovato is up!! Check it out!! http://t.co/X2ULDT80XB @ddlovato @AboveAverage #SoundAdvice #reallydocare

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6 years

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Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

6 years

Vanessa Bayer To Headline & Write Comedy Series In Works At Showtime From Michael Showalter & Annapurna TV

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8 years

I hope that when asked what I was like to work with, people will say, "she was always on her phone."

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10 years

140 Characters? What is this, Game of Thrones?

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5 years

I'm excited to share that my debut children’s book is out this June! HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A VERY SICK BEAR is about being there for your friend when they're having a tough time--and its inspired by my own experience with childhood leukemia so it’s very close to my ❤️

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@vanessabayer

5 years

I love this so much 😭❤️

Saturday Night Live - SNL

@nbcsnl

5 years

Ending the night with @AdamSandler 's tribute to Chris Farley. 💌 #SNL

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Vanessa Bayer

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9 years

Thanks for the welcome California! Now let's get to number one. http://t.co/dYTNj15kMU

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4 years

Ok wow very excited to be on the season premiere of @nbcbrooklyn99 tonight at 8/7c and then on @nbcwillandgrace at 9/8c!! 💙❤️

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Vanessa Bayer

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8 years

Can't wait til I'm in my sixties and can write "absolutely stunning!" on my friends' daughters' Insta pics and also we'll be living in space

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2 years

#ILoveThatForYou premieres in TWO WEEKS on @Showtime !!!♥️🛍

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10 years

I finally joined Twitter! Next stop, the World Wide Web.

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9 years

New Sound Advice with @TheVampsband is up on http://t.co/Jedfd3OpXu! Check it out! http://t.co/b0vgLH4aXh @IFC @ddlovato #SoundAdvice

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7 years

The crew @nbcsnl is the best.

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3 years

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SHOWTIME

@Showtime

3 years

Loving this for us. ❤️ @vanessabayer and Molly Shannon star in a new comedy, I Love This For You, coming soon to SHOWTIME.

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6 years

Hey @Alanis , how about, “as the plane LANDED SAFELY he thought, well isn’t this nice” and it’s still ironic because he was so scared of flying and he actually had a really great time?

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Vanessa Bayer

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9 years

Something's wrong with my friend? @amyschumer http://t.co/iJ97LSTTf4

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6 years

So excited to be on @WillAndGrace tonight!! What a dream!!! #WillandGrace 💛

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7 years

So excited this superstar tough guy becomes King George tonight in @HamiltonMusical !!!

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9 years

Showing Franco the new Franco! @JamesFrancoTV @GeneralHospital #GHsuperfan http://t.co/ORj2QxIcEQ

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4 years

Excited to be back on @nbcbrooklyn99 tonight!! It’s a real adventure for Debbie...

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5 years

I just saw @ColeEscola ’s show and I I think he might be the most talented human on this earth?

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@vanessabayer

9 years

Perfect, I'll just layer my crewneck sweater over my turtleneck sweater, then throw on a blazer #soeasytobendmyarms http://t.co/tfQGPtIEWE

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7 years

Why do ppl who got good deals in commercials always make ppl who got less-good deals feel bad? Keep it to yourself you jerks! 🍔🚘

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Vanessa Bayer

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6 years

Traveling in black today. #WhyWeWearBlack #TimesUp

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

5 years

Was a very confident teen! 😊💙 @MakeAWish

The Late Show

@colbertlateshow

5 years

. @vanessabayer wanted to meet Jared Leto as a Make-A-Wish kid, but she decided to wait to meet him ‘when they become peers.’ #LSSC

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@vanessabayer

8 years

Please watch me on @drunkhistory tonight!!

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6 years

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Saturday Night Live - SNL

@nbcsnl

6 years

Love having @vanessabayer back in 8H! HAP!

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@vanessabayer

9 years

Giving some Sound Advice to @MarnieTheDog . What a little bitch. @GovBallNYC #SoundAdvice http://t.co/A2YCFtGNLC

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6 years

Very excited to be a clue on @Jeopardy tonight!!

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

7 years

I just did the mustard challenge and I challenge you to do it too! #nomorekidswithcancer #mustardchallenge

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@vanessabayer

10 years

EMMYYYYS!!!

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

9 years

Congrats to my friend and angel Amy on an AMAZING show!!! Come back soon!! 💙" @nbcsnl : #Zigazigah #SNL @amyschumer ”

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7 years

Thank you @people ! 💕

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

9 years

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SWEET LIL ANGEL BABIES!!! 😇😇😇🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🌠🌠🌠

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

10 years

This is my 30th tweet and I just want to thank everyone for their support. We only have one life, so why not spend it looking at our phones?

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@vanessabayer

9 years

"Tell her the story babe!" @amyschumer http://t.co/VqBs56Q6rX

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@vanessabayer

2 years

So excited to share the official trailer for #ILoveThatForYou !!! Streaming starts April 29th @Showtime 🎉🎉

SHOWTIME

@Showtime

2 years

They’re not buying what she’s selling. #ILoveThatForYou

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Vanessa Bayer

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6 years

Thank you for having me @JimmyKimmelLive !!!

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@vanessabayer

4 years

Excited to be back on @WillAndGrace tonight looking my best!! #willandgrace 💗

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

7 years

Inspired by all the New Yorkers I see running, walking and biking along West Street today. ❤️

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@vanessabayer

7 years

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Saturday Night Live - SNL

@nbcsnl

7 years

A few of our favorite moments from our Best Supporting Actor/Actress nominees. Congrats @alecbaldwin , @vanessabayer , @lesdoggg , and Kate!

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7 years

LOVED @WaitressMusical !! @SaraBareilles is a national treasure and the whole cast is so talented and made me want to eat so much pie!!

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

4 years

Ok truly excited to be back with my hilarious friends on @nbcbrooklyn99 tonight on at 8:30/7:30c on @nbc ! #brooklyn99 💙💙💙

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Vanessa Bayer

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7 years

Just saw @TheBigSickMovie and I cannot recommend it enough. Thank you @kumailn and @emilyvgordon for sharing your beautiful story.

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@vanessabayer

7 years

AHHHHHH!!!!!!😊🎉💛🎉💛🎉😄

Entertainment Weekly

@EW

7 years

#SNL alum @TaranKillam officially joins the cast of #Hamilton : 🙌

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Vanessa Bayer

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8 years

Thank you @nytimes for allowing me to share how productive I am on Sundays! Now I'm going back to sleep...

The (Very Lazy) Sunday Routine of Vanessa Bayer of ‘Saturday Night Live’ (Published 2016)

“People think New York is crazy and busy but it’s actually a great place for lazy people to live,” said Ms. Bayer, the 34-year-old comedian and actress.

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Vanessa Bayer

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6 years

Thank you for having me @colbertlateshow !! Had so much fun! And look at how sweet we are!Check it out tonight!! #LSSC

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@vanessabayer

9 years

WHY?!!! I JUST STARTED PARENTHOOD!!!

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7 years

Very excited to be on the season premiere of @portlandia on @IFC tonight!!💙💙💙

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@vanessabayer

8 years

Feel so bad for pets on tv alone with their owners bc they have to listen to so much exposition

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6 years

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E! News

@enews

6 years

Good news, honey. Vanessa Bayer and Cheyenne Jackson will be guest starring in an upcoming episode of Will & Grace!

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5 years

Look what just came in the mail! HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A VERY SICK BEAR is on sale June 4th! Preorder a copy today with this sweet lil link!:

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7 years

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The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

7 years

. @GillianJacobs , @VanessaBayer , @dopequeenpheebs to star in Netflix comedy 'Ibiza'

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@vanessabayer

7 years

@HAIMtheband EXCUSE ME?!!

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@vanessabayer

1 year

AHHH!!! @jonahmbayer and I are so excited to have @alyankovic as our first in-person guest on HDWGW! We’re talkin Quisp cereal, mini-cereal boxes and show rider snacks. Plus, Al humors me by listening to my @BloomersComedy college song parodies and once we had the same idea!!🤯❤️

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Vanessa Bayer

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7 years

Some days when I'm in a funk I think about how Gabrielle Carteris is the president of Sag-Aftra and nothing could be more Andrea.

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5 years

So excited to be a part of this very cool new show from the makers of @sesamestreet , #Helpsters ! Watch #Helpsters streaming now on the new @AppleTV app. 💙

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8 years

The cockiest a Midwesterner will ever get is in the middle of a snow storm on the east coast #nbd

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8 years

Happy Fathers Day to these two important men in my life! #loveudad #gocavs

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6 years

So much fun at the #IbizaMovie premiere last night. Here I am talking about snacks I love! Movie premieres FRIDAY on @netflix !!!

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

8 years

Well if I've learned anything tonight it's that you should drink a lot of beer before making any big decisions?

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@vanessabayer

7 years

Oh my gosh #biglittlelies oh my gosh so good.

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@vanessabayer

7 years

Had so much fun performing at the University of Minnesota with the truly hilarious @ItsTheBrandi . Thanks for having me @UMNews !

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@vanessabayer

7 years

What a true dream!

The Late Show

@colbertlateshow

7 years

13 years later, @StephenAtHome finally responds to @vanessabayer ’s email. #LSSC

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8 years

Prego and Ragu are STILL competing?!!

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@vanessabayer

7 years

Just googled "are trash compactors still a thing" and I'm feeling very productive

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@vanessabayer

4 years

❤️❤️❤️

Joanna Robinson

@jowrotethis

4 years

I just love this one.

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7 years

It's 🎄 and 🕎 today!! Emojis are so little and cute!! #havebeenworkingonthisforanhour

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@vanessabayer

9 years

Tough siblings. @HAIMtheband @jizziemcguire @babyhaim @mynameisjonah http://t.co/qYwLiBlpMP

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@vanessabayer

9 years

. @amyschumer 's new comedy special and then @RealTracyMorgan returns to host @nbcsnl ?!! What a night of tv you have ahead of you America!!

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5 years

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Taran Killam

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5 years

When you got the best work wife, you keep the best work wife. @vanessabayer

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9 years

Happy April Fools Day Birthday to sweet angel and comedic genius @TaranKillam !!

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@vanessabayer

5 years

See you TONIGHT on ⁦ @drunkhistory ⁩ at 10/9c on ⁦ @ComedyCentral ⁩!!! 💗

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@vanessabayer

7 years

BFFs💕

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7 years

So thrilled for you @mynameisjonah

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@vanessabayer

6 years

😊 Thank you @usatoday !! ❤️ Netflix's 'Ibiza' should do for Vanessa Bayer what 'Girls Trip' did for Tiffany Haddish via @usatoday

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@vanessabayer

8 years

Happy summer! What a fun season finale! Fred finally made me break!! #brokemystreak 😂

Saturday Night Live - SNL

@nbcsnl

8 years

Hot, hot summertime 🎶🎶🎶 #SNLFinale

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

5 years

Ok today is the day! HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A VERY SICK BEAR is officially in stores! 📕🐻 I hope you all love this book as much as I do. ❤️ #carebayer

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

5 years

Loved getting to talk to my brilliant baby Aidy about her new show Shrill and our Chicago days. 💕

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

4 years

2019 was the year I published my first children's book! I'm so proud HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A VERY SICK BEAR and truly grateful to everyone who has given it a read! If you'd like to give a copy for the holidays, here's the link: #carebayer 💙

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

8 years

Was a dream writing this @nbcsnl with @jeremybeiler and doing with amazing @RyanGosling . @RhysThom2 directed. Ahhh!

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@vanessabayer

8 years

So excited I got to be in @thelonelyisland @conner4real 's dope video on @nbcsnl and bet my parents are too!

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@vanessabayer

7 years

Very excited to be on @ModernFam tonight!! 💛

E! News TV Scoop

@eonlineTV

7 years

The moment Vanessa Bayer meets Claire and Gloria on @ModernFam : A summary.

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

5 years

Ok finished @RussianDoll and @nlyonne and @_CharlieBarnett are amazing and btw so is everyone/everything about it and I’m willing the next season to start ASAP. 🖤

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Vanessa Bayer

@vanessabayer

9 years

Uh oh I just started watching Friday Night Lights from the beginning...

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