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@UtdOptimist

1 year

Why’s Harry Maguire being discussed at the parliament in Ghana 😭😭

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jαck.

@UtdOptimist

2 years

Cristiano Ronaldo tonight:

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2 years

Still the best teenager football has ever seen. No one else comes close.

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3 years

this. 😭😭😭

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Erik ten Hag has signed us bullies and I love it. 😂

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3 months

Tears man. He chose to watch United vs West Ham over Arsenal vs Liverpool

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3 months

Robin van Persie in attendance at Old Trafford today ❤️ #mufc

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

£97 million flop but it isn't talked about because he doesn't play for Manchester United.

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3 months

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Kissed Chelsea badge, Everton Badge, United badge, Inter badge, West Brom badge Romelu Lukaku is a prostitute of football. 😭

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

197 million British pounds. 35 Appearances. 7 goals. 4 Assists. It’s crazy the media’s not talking about them because they don’t play for Manchester United.

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jαck.

@UtdOptimist

2 years

Football needs a Real Madrid vs Manchester United champions league final this season.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Manchester United play again tonight

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Erik ten Hag is the ONLY premier league manager yet to lose a game of football. Could never be your manager.

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@UtdOptimist

3 months

£60 million flop but it isn't talked about because he doesn't play for Manchester United.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

What is this!? LOOOL

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2 years

Hattrick in his last game, Atletico Madrid tomorrow, Ronaldo tonight:

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@UtdOptimist

3 years

😭😭😭

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@UtdOptimist

3 years

RIP Manchester United's #7 curse. 2009 - 2021.... Tears in my eyes.

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@UtdOptimist

5 months

NO INTERNATIONAL BREAK FOR 4 MONTHSSSSS

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Manchester United really paid £37 million for Amad Diallo. 😭

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@UtdOptimist

3 years

Just look at van de Beek LOOOL

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@UtdOptimist

5 months

A Flop no one is talking about

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@UtdOptimist

4 months

Kobbie Mainoo is so good that not even Manchester United can make him look bad. I don't think you understand how impressive that is.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Pogba alongside Casemiro under Erik ten Hag would’ve been unplayable.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Paul Pogba to Barcelona and Frenkie de Jong to Manchester United would be a fantastic business. Everyone gets what they want.

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@UtdOptimist

1 year

Crazy how United vs Barcelona in Europa is a bigger game than any of the champions league R16 games.

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@UtdOptimist

3 years

18 year old Wayne Rooney going against Patrick Viera. Absolutely fearless.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

It’s between Manchester United and Barcelona for the worst run club in the world award. No other club comes close to them.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

With everything considered, I think Romelu Lukaku is the premier league’s flop of the season, no?

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Chelsea-United combined XI with available players. Thoughts?

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2 years

It’s looking like Christian Eriksen is an upgrade on Paul Pogba now.

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2 years

Erik ten Hag's training drill 😲

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2 years

Diogo Dalot should 100% be our starting right-back.

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@UtdOptimist

1 month

This must be the best game we've won since that game in Paris. The dopamine level man

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

I don’t know if it’s an unpopular opinion or not but Cristiano Ronaldo in his prime was more skillful than any version of Lionel Messi.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

How the fuck did Wayne Rooney not win the Ballon D’Or?

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

I’m begging you, keep Ousmane Dembele very far away from Manchester United.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Manchester United needs a ST, CDM, RW and a CB, who do you’ll want for those positions?

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Manchester United vs. Real Madrid champions league final in Paris. Yes, that’s what we’ve been waiting for.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Paul Pogba is 110% Manchester United’s best player. You just cannot argue that.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

United fans, Would you cry if Manchester United won this season’s UEFA champions league?

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Ngl, Manchester United is gradually becoming a midtable club.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Casemiro, Antony, and Martinez left the champions league to come and play Europa with us but then you have a 37-year-old whose teeth are whiter than his future wanting to leave us for the champions league. Get rid of ASAP.

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@UtdOptimist

1 year

I have so much respect for Bastian Schweinsteiger. Man played only two seasons for United but has been supporting the club like he spent his entire career there. He’s a club legend in my eyes.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

I’m dead serious about this, Manchester United needs to move on and away from Sir Alex Ferguson. We are an institution and can take decisions without consulting the former.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Manchester United fans, protecting Anthony Elanga at all cost is an absolute must.. He’s the future of Manchester United.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

80 million British pounds on Harry Maguire. Manchester United should’ve bought Bitcoin instead.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

This summer could end up being Manchester United's best in history. Casemiro, Antony, De Jong, Eriksen, Malacia, and Martinez joined, and then the Glazers sold the club. We're very close to greatness.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

I don't see how anyone can blame Ralf Rangnick for the Manchester United mess.

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@UtdOptimist

3 years

Broken shoulder. Broken back. Bad knee. 20 goals. 15 assists. Ladies and gentlemen Marcus Rashford!

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Next season: Tyrrell Malacia. Cristiano Ronaldo

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2 years

Kante — De Jong — Fernandes midfield at Manchester United next season, who says no?

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2 years

Manchester United and premier league in years to come. Be scared.

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2 years

Barcelona desperately needs a Striker. Martial + £25m for Frenkie de Jong to Barcelona, who says no?

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Manchester United players I thought were going to the very top. Both didn’t live up to their potentials.

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@UtdOptimist

1 year

4 goals against Aston Villa without Cristiano Ronaldo. You’re living in denial if you still don’t believe Manchester United are a better team without him.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Diogo Dalot has replaced Trent in the top 3 right backs in the premier league right now. It’s not even a joke, Dalot is so clear.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Hang on.. Edinson Cavani is on £250K wages at Manchester United?

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2 years

There’s absolutely no way Manchester United is not the worst run club in the premier league.

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5 months

Man Utd in PL: 16 goals in 13 games; 24 points Man Utd in CL: 12 goals in 5 games; 4 points The most confusing team of all time.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

3 penalties in 4 games for Chelsea and 7 penalty goals already for Jorginho this season but you won’t hear anyone complain or cry about it because they ain’t Manchester United or Bruno Fernandes.

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@UtdOptimist

1 year

The greatest there is. The greatest there was. The greatest there ever will be. 🐐

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@UtdOptimist

1 year

Paul Pogba has to be the best player not to win the champions league.

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2 years

Thomas Partey going from Atletico Madrid to Arsenal has to be the biggest downgrade in recent years.

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2 years

It’s actually crazy that a 36-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo would start for every team in the world right now.

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Antony is on £200,000 per week. He was making £25,000 at Ajax. People need to conduct studies and write research papers on what the hell goes on at this football club. Arnold and Murtough should be exiled from the industry for this deal alone.

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@UtdOptimist

2 years

Manchester United play again tonight.

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2 years

There’s not a single day that passes that I’m not grateful Manchester United appointed Erik ten Hag the manager instead of Mauricio Pochettino.

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2 years

Marcus Rashford is busy training while everyone else is on holiday, best believe that we're about to witness his peak next season. Rashford under Erik ten Hag should be illegal.

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2 years

I’m going to ask, but why aren’t Manchester United in the race to sign Kylian Mbappe!? He’s going to be free a agent.

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1 year

Guys, we need to talk about Facundo Pellistri getting called up to the national team even without playing for Manchester United.

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2 years

Rank these premier league ‘Big6’s’ attacks from best to worst;

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I might be alone in this but there’s no single player in the world right now that I’d swap Jadon Sancho for. Not even for Neymar or Mbappe.

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Alvaro out on loan, Reguilon sent back from loan, Malacia pregnant, Shaw playing thru injury, welcome to Man Utd

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6 months

Arteta defends VAR when it's in his favor, criticizes it when it goes against him 🤡🤡🤡

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I might be on the minority here but I don’t want Manchester United to sign Robert Lewandowski.

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I love Pogba and I know how talented he is but releasing and replacing him with a De Jong and Neves midfield is undoubtedly the best business Manchester United has done post-Fergie.

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Bro imagine if it were Onana, you wouldn't have heard the end of it.

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2 years

I’ve accepted the fact that Manchester United will never become a serious football club, not until there’s a change in ownership.

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2 years

We’ve lost just one game under Ralf Rangnick but why does it feel like last night’s our first win?

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3 years

The greatest British player of all time. 👍🏻

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2 years

Rejuvenated Rashford and settled Sancho on the flanks under Erik ten Hag next season should be illegal.

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2 years

Paul Pogba back? Just know that we’re going all out for the champions league title. Premier league was never the bar for us. 👍🏽

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Of all Manchester United’s legends and Ronaldo teammates, Rooney is the only one not afraid to say things the way they are. Gary, Rio, Keane, Scholes, Evra, etc need to learn from him.

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If only Jadon Sancho could be as direct as Garnacho and also a bit as physical as Rashford...

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2 years

Cristiano Ronaldo+ cash to Atletico Madrid for Joao Felix in January, who says no?

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2 years

Manchester United’s starting XI for next season as things stand now. de gea dalot varane maguire shaw mcfred sancho fernandes rashford ronaldo Adorable! Erik ten Hag reds!

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2 years

In-form Sancho, champions league Varane, Mr champions league, best mid itw Pogba, Dave saves, energetic and underrated Fred, no nonsense McTominay, Atletico Madrid won’t see us coming tonight, it will come to them like a missile.

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2 years

I fear for Erik ten Hag. I hope he doesn’t end up like José, Solskjaer and Louis Van Gaal.

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McTominay is someone you bring on when there are 15 minutes left, and you need a goal. You’re never going to control a game with him in midfield.

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United fans, for €50 million and let’s say wages below £300K, would you take Neymar Jr at Manchester United?

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Phil Jones is about to survive another summer as a Manchester United player.

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2 years

The premier league’s greatest duo of all time. No one else comes close.

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Anthony Martial has the incredible ability to come on late in a game, and immediately look like he’s played the full 90.

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1 year

The only thing stopping Manchester United from challenging for the title is Manchester United. A win tomorrow and we’re back for the title charge.

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2 years

Jadon Sancho is too soft for my liking. He’d be the best winger in the league if he had a bit of Marcus Rashford’s physicality.

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2 years

Jamal Musiala and Bukayo Saka could’ve been playing for Nigeria but instead, they opted for Germany and England. It’s crazy the number of talents that have been robbed of African countries.

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I beg Rangnick to transform Wan-bissaka into a Trent type of right back. I`d be the happiest man alive.

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