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@UrDeadRight

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I believe our education such as South Africa and the Iraq, like everywhere, such as

Dublin City, Ireland
Joined July 2011
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3 years
Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???
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2 years
Just asked the airport security woman if I could bring my sandwich through security and she was like what kinda sandwich and I was like ham and cheese and she was like ye that’s grand
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5 years
Nobody: Str8 lads Tinder pic:
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3 years
@TEXASTITTIE But did I lie tho?
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4 years
Me going out to the taxi driver to tell him everyone’s just finishing their drinks x
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5 years
Nobody: Girls on their Junior Cert Results night:
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4 years
Mary Lou McDonald is that manager we all had that took no shit but was so fair with the roster
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4 years
Downloaded a free quit smoking app and it was like are you having a craving and I was like YESS SO BAD and it was like okay you’ll need to upgrade to 30 euro a month plan for tips so I did and it goes “have a glass of water”
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4 years
I’ve met people that don’t even know the name of the filler they have injected into their face 3 times a year talking about unsafe vaccines
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11 months
Notifications were insane that day
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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6 years
Taxi driver: nOw I’m NoH RaCiSt IN dE SLigHtEsT BuH doSe FoReign BAsTaRds cUmin inTe oUr-
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8 years
How u look collecting ur jacket from the cloak room at the end of the night
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2 years
Corporations during pride month are getting out of hand
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5 years
James Charles: HI SIST- Tati:
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3 years
Is anybody else old enough to remember the “drop a dress size in two weeks” ads that told you just eat special k for breakfast, lunch and dinner for two weeks
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what’s that milf cereal. With the strawberries
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4 years
Smell of Misguided off these, in more ways than one
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4 years
When you finally close your eyes in bed after 12 pints
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6 years
“Did you bring the fertile woman for the pic?” “No?? I thought you brought her??”
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6 years
Waterford City & County Councillors who are calling on a no vote in this month’s referendum
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3 years
The owner of Alfies has released a statement explaining why he paid in 5c coins:
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8 years
Johnny Depp's daughter just looks like an ncad gal who won't eat meat but regularly does acid
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8 years
I think I just burned my mouth on this scalding truth tea
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8 years
When ur friend is locked makin an absolute fool of themselves but it's snapchat gold
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6 years
In Ireland we don’t say “I love you” we say “jesus ur a bit of a fuckin ride arencha” And I think that’s beautiful
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4 years
Maybe the reason Americans are so angry is because they’ve never experienced Kylie Minogue
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8 years
*In 50 years* *tries 2 give the birds and the bees talk* Child: father what is a bee Me: *looks out window and remembers their extinction*
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7 years
Me: oh so you go to NCAD? Her: omg how'd you know? Her:
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5 years
As if I got robbed last night chased after him and got my phone back I feel like super twink
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3 years
I said what I said
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3 years
Me aged 18 in the George for the first time bonding with gays: omg he used to groom me too!!!
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4 years
Hair dye 🥴
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Are you allergic to anything weird? I’m massively allergic to latex and I discovered this the hard way! 🤣
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4 years
Ugh I miss Pantibar
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5 years
“Hard boiled eggs are meant to be eaten in private” - Miss Coco Peru, 2019
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3 years
I don’t do anything myself so check out my friend @olivia_spuds YouTube channel, she’s the moment
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5 years
Bunch of teenagers called me a queer, gay queer, gay ass etc as I got off the train, so disheartening to see in young people
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4 years
My sister finished year 2 of her masters, I’m finishing this bottle x
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4 years
Blatant homophobia by an Irish meme page with 81 thousand followers during pride month in 2020.
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6 years
*Me after eating takeaway for two weeks in a row* No I should really change face washes this one seems to be making me break out
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3 years
1.1 million people have now seen me like this 😐
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1 year
Christmas dip done🎄🌊 🌈
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4 years
DRAGGED
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6 years
Who’s ready for the weekend?!? X
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4 years
This will never not make me scream
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4 years
Somebody come gettur, she’s dancin’ like a strippurrr 😩
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3 years
Vaccinated ✅
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4 years
Just saw a gay describe being 24 as “really really old” so I’m on my second gin and tonic
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8 years
Rockin' up to pre drinks vs leaving the aftersesh the next morning
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3 years
Omg
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3 years
@AlexJackHowell cctv footage of alex collecting his scratch card winnings:
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1 year
Just tryna do like ʄʊռӄʏ ʝɛաɛʟʟɛʀʏ
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3 years
My dad learned some new phrases from me when I went home for Christmas
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4 years
My first boyfriend cheated on me and his parents used to use my Netflix so after the breakup I changed his username to cheating cunt so they’d see it
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3 years
Do men ever listen?
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4 years
How do actors work with rude people for so long and not spill the beans oh my god I’d literally leave the set and go bathroom to tweet like “Lea Michele bein some bitch today lmao” and go back
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8 months
“Paid a lot of money and come a long way” idk girly go see the cliffs of Moher then? books closed today x
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Trinity College students have clashed with tourists as they blockade access to the Book of Kells this morning, as part of a ‘Freeze the Rents’ housing protest.
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1 year
Last night
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5 years
Nobody: People with hay fever:
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6 years
I can’t believe Conor mcgregor’s sister is the ATE HER KELLY girl
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4 years
If my famous friend announced her album at my fucking wedding there’d be fuckin’ killins
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Me going on my 5km walk
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I was outed when I was 9 because one of the neighbourhood kids swore he saw me watching The Powerpuff Girls through my window and from then on I closed the curtains to watch the girls
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1 year
Aw ye just feel so gud after a cold water dip xo
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Taxi driver: so... was it a good night? Me in the back:
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3 years
🌞
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Nobody: The guy who bullied you in secondary school’s profile pic at Punchestown:
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6 years
Only Lindsey Lohan could go from being a dancing meme in Mykonos to getting punched in the face in Syria because she thought she was saving kids from human trafficking
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3 years
Dublin is fucking terrifying to walk around even during the day nowadays. Gangs of lads everywhere terrorising people for literal fun
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2 years
I’ve had Alfie for 24 hours but you can best believe this is already my Tinder pic
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3 years
Influencers during a pandemic:
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Decided to clear out my childhood bedroom today and found these notes I passed with my first gay friend after I came out at 15. Feeling very nostalgic and teary eyed, it really does get so much better 😭
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8 years
You know when you stay in bed so long your back actually hurts from being a worthless piece of shit
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4 years
A str8 once came up to me at a party and said love ur trousers pal do they make them in mens and I was like yeah but they don’t come in double XL’s and all his friends laughed at him
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4 years
There’s this gay that’s always talking about mental health and “being kind” who also tries to slide in my dm’s from time to time so naturally I’ve been dying to ask him if he had my mental health in mind when he asked my ex to cheat on me with him
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1 year
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN 🌊
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2 years
A wee beach day post-hike
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5 years
The Dean Hotel has released CCTV footage of the Maria Bailey incident
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5 years
Yeah. Curry sauce please. And a can of coke. Yep. Thanks. Bye.
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4 years
I look like a randomised Sim character but look at that view!
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5 years
@Independent_ie Ah, look how excited these young people are to be paying ‘less rent for less space’ 😍
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3 years
The scaffolding is finally down from the Four Courts!
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3 years
Everything’s fine :)
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4 years
Oireachtas member 1: hey can I copy your apology Oireachtas member 2: sure just change it up a bit so it’s not too obvious
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Alright lad, names Jim. Looking for a twink sub bottom for some nsa fun. 🍆🍑💦 🚫 No drama 🚫 Block if not interested.
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As someone who has lived in maynooth all their life I also have many complaints let me know when you get the town’s email
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This day 3 years ago a letter arrived at my house regarding repeats for modules I just never went to because I wasn’t in the best place at the time. Ended up forging this fake letter to explain the university envelope arriving to my parents and doing the repeats in secret lmao
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Omg
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5 years
Azealia to Irish twinks rn
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2 years
Never seen myself look serious lmao Link in @NaGaeilAeracha bio if you’re interested in joining 💛
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6 years
My ex saw I had a boyfriend on instagram so tried to hit me up again, I politely declined so he then tried to fuck my best friend the next day. Don’t ever tell me men aren’t trash
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Jennifer Lawrence is da popular lad who got lead in the musical & hes tryna b like ugh y me but we're like stfu John we all no u auditioned
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Wengs
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Post-gym, pre-swim
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5 years
Imagine we never invented the front facing camera so we had to get other people to take our picture to respond on Snapchat
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4 years
UPDATE: I told my dad what happened but pretended it was Tinder to be classier and all he said was why were you on Tinder I thought gay people used Grindr
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4 years
I forgot about my one week free trial for grindr Xtra and it’s just charged me 42 fucking euro for the month... IN THE DEPTHS OF SOCIAL DISTANCING!!
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4 years
I got a pair of blue light glasses
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Mam still hasn’t forgiven me because when I was a child my sister’s boyfriend came over for dinner and I walked in and was like Mam why are we using the Christmas China because she was tryna flex like these are just our regular plates x
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4 years
I stopped having house parties after a guy unplugged my 6ft freezer to charge his phone
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Just had a group zoom call with Liam Payne. Working at Tik Tok is surreal.
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The housewives of Beverly Hills, not my friends
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Oh my god the girls are wrecking my head tonight
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