Just asked the airport security woman if I could bring my sandwich through security and she was like what kinda sandwich and I was like ham and cheese and she was like ye that’s grand
Downloaded a free quit smoking app and it was like are you having a craving and I was like YESS SO BAD and it was like okay you’ll need to upgrade to 30 euro a month plan for tips so I did and it goes “have a glass of water”
Is anybody else old enough to remember the “drop a dress size in two weeks” ads that told you just eat special k for breakfast, lunch and dinner for two weeks
How do actors work with rude people for so long and not spill the beans oh my god I’d literally leave the set and go bathroom to tweet like “Lea Michele bein some bitch today lmao” and go back
Trinity College students have clashed with tourists as they blockade access to the Book of Kells this morning, as part of a ‘Freeze the Rents’ housing protest.
I was outed when I was 9 because one of the neighbourhood kids swore he saw me watching The Powerpuff Girls through my window and from then on I closed the curtains to watch the girls
Only Lindsey Lohan could go from being a dancing meme in Mykonos to getting punched in the face in Syria because she thought she was saving kids from human trafficking
Decided to clear out my childhood bedroom today and found these notes I passed with my first gay friend after I came out at 15. Feeling very nostalgic and teary eyed, it really does get so much better 😭
A str8 once came up to me at a party and said love ur trousers pal do they make them in mens and I was like yeah but they don’t come in double XL’s and all his friends laughed at him
There’s this gay that’s always talking about mental health and “being kind” who also tries to slide in my dm’s from time to time so naturally I’ve been dying to ask him if he had my mental health in mind when he asked my ex to cheat on me with him
This day 3 years ago a letter arrived at my house regarding repeats for modules I just never went to because I wasn’t in the best place at the time. Ended up forging this fake letter to explain the university envelope arriving to my parents and doing the repeats in secret lmao
My ex saw I had a boyfriend on instagram so tried to hit me up again, I politely declined so he then tried to fuck my best friend the next day. Don’t ever tell me men aren’t trash
UPDATE: I told my dad what happened but pretended it was Tinder to be classier and all he said was why were you on Tinder I thought gay people used Grindr
Mam still hasn’t forgiven me because when I was a child my sister’s boyfriend came over for dinner and I walked in and was like Mam why are we using the Christmas China because she was tryna flex like these are just our regular plates x