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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 months

Yellow Card and our other griddlehark works are going on a hiatus. We write for fun, and the fandom has gotten rather hostile and needlessly cruel over other people’s taste in porn

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11 months

Harrowhark and the 200 souls of the Ninth children

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11 months

This picture makes me so sad...

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4 months

Ninthpilled nuncel eating my gray slop because the Reverend daughter ran off with her butch boytoy and never returned to Pluto

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11 months

the fact that Harrow considers her attractiveness like, her one redeeming quality.

Ellllllllllla🍉

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2 years

One of my favorite moments in #GTN

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@UncleCool42069

1 year

This series literally makes me feel like I’m on meth.

Ah, ah, ah

@kirionagaia

1 year

read this. DO NOT look up anything about it. just read it. it's only like 400 pages u can download it on audible it's only like 16 hours. do it right now i'm very extremely serious.

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@UncleCool42069

2 years

I love harrow but if I woke up in the middle of the night and saw her at the foot of my bed id probably start crying

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Harrowhark naturally spits out poetic ass lines and flowery language because, like it or not, she was at least partially raised by ortus

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

1 year

I actually gasped. They look so much their ages here, and my god of that didn’t make me ache a little

maddy 🌹⚔️🌙

@snartemis

4 years

harrow the ninth spoilers // manifesting this in alecto, like to charge rt to cast 💀🧡 #harrowtheninth

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@UncleCool42069

3 months

G..griddle??

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3 months

EVERYBODY SHUT UP THE BUTCH4BUTCH MAWS LESBIANS ARE REAL

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@UncleCool42069

10 months

LMFAO SHES TOO TALLLLL

Satanny 🐺

@Hey_ItsAnny

10 months

"Paint your face adequately" [🙏 Do not repost without permission] #gideontheninth #griddlehark

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@UncleCool42069

4 years

@GetOffMyZickk @Stylish_Bloke These are the racists. They’re defending the statues

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

I just know Noodle is gonna be nicknamed Noods and there’s gonna be like, an emergency where our heroes can’t do anything about it. But they need to send SOMEONE to get help. “Send Noods,” Camilla said, completely straight faced

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Never forget that harrow got so flustered and gay panicked that she scampered off to pretend to have a conversation with what she knew was a dead guy

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

17 days

I know we don’t get any Kiriona pov in NtN but that “shut your stolen mouth” hits harder when you image Griddle has been freaking out about the kiss in her head since it happened

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

Guys Nav’s magazine in the first book was FrontLine Titties of the Fifth Pent’s House Magazine

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

4 years

@cryptidnova Bruh why are people Bill Cypher-ing and Onceler-ing this poor cat

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

I just think it’d be really funny if noodle bit Ianthe

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

10 days

Remember when harrow made like a bone whip and punched thru Cyths construct, called her a bitch, pilot her Cav like a mech, and was generally having a blast for a min there I hope she has fun again soon

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@UncleCool42069

13 days

would you still let me be your cavalier if I was a worm

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Jeannemary “we just found two bodies and obviously the only two adults I can trust are the two buffest women on the planet” Chatur is my daughter now

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

23 days

Pash babysitting baby griddle

jz2

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23 days

Ten likes and I’ll feed him a worm

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@UncleCool42069

2 months

Necromancers, may I remind you that it is frowned upon to milk your cavalier of various fluids recreationally

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

9 months

Griddlehark

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@FilledwithUrine

9 months

her praise kink vs my insatiable desire to dunk on her

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@UncleCool42069

2 years

It…it them

𝒅𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒐𝒕

@melip0ne

2 years

types of wifes

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@UncleCool42069

8 months

I genuinely need this harrow back. Goddamn

ella

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8 months

she’s the most interesting girl in the world

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

9 months

after a lifetime diet of leeks and nutrient paste, the first time harrow took an actual solid shit at canaan house she was probably screaming on the toilet

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Bro the Ninth was super bad at resource allocation. Immortal space baby that won’t die, AND my daughter needs a lifelong bodyguard? Shit I would’ve been raising Griddle like a prince Even if tradition meant that Ortus still be Harrow’s Cav, fine. The infants are engaged

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@UncleCool42069

4 months

G..gr…griddleha-

Miles 🐺

@blacksmoke1033

4 months

Some quality pins just arrived

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@UncleCool42069

3 years

Was Ianthe ever really that cool or was she just 22 interacting with sheltered teens jfjfjdkdkdjd

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

1 month

you can’t make this shit up

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

Harrow is a slut for sweaty muscles and a strong jaw and I love that for her ♥️

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 months

The true modern equivalent to harrows bone corset is a back brace. Worn from middle school through highschool Scoliosis harrow truthers where you at

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

5 months

This piece is one of my faves because griddle looks like we’re about to go hike Runyon and Harrow looks she’s about to avenge the uchiha clan which I feel means the artist got their vibes PERFECTLY

avoidbee 🐸🔪

@avoidbee

5 months

Gideon and Harrow but if they were in college (and if harrow was cooler than she really is) #tlt #thelockedtomb #griddlehark

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@UncleCool42069

11 months

Coronabeth really pulled up all butched up with Gideons sword, Gideons knuckle knives, and Gideon’s *girl* God I would choke on my own tears and vomit Kiriona I understand I too would only manage a simple “looking good maam” in greeting

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

Harrowhark

Ashley Heather Quills🎙 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@VoiceQuills

2 years

He has what I want

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@UncleCool42069

3 years

One of my fav fucked up griddlehark AUs that *probably* won’t see the light of day is Nav as a handsome butch physician at the hospital where Harrow goes every single day, to visit her coma wife Alecto

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

My thing with griddlehark is I do love them in all their repressed gay baby glory and I like to laugh, but I also love the mutual obsession. The knowledge that yes, it’s all about us and this intergalactic war is happening in the background but our drama matters more. 1/?

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

11 months

AU where Nav is found and then raised by the old fucks “Aunt Mercy I need help writing a letter.” “Kiriona, Why *me*??” “I asked Uncle Auggie how to tell a nun not to kill herself because she’s sexy and he told me to go ask you.”

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

*taps sign* East Asians are not white no matter how pale they get and calling an adaptation with distinct enough East Asian features that Asian people in the fandom are getting excited over “whitewashing” is fucking gross. The “you must be this brown to be POC” mentality is gross

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

If we get an animated adaptation Harrow needs to Naruto run in any scene that shows her running

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

If Nav don’t get their face sat on by Harrow by the end of this franchise I will genuinely feel bad for them If anyone deserves it it’s Griddle

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

This bitch drives a white 2016 Honda Civic that’s never had an oil change once, thinks going for boba at 11pm is an adventure, and has a carefully curated insta. Asian Harrow my beloved

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

Nona would’ve *adored* Dulcie

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

She’s got the power of Jod and anime on her side

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

10 months

This Harrow design makes me lose my shit every time I see it like Hnng

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@mintfoam

10 months

harrow if she was epic swag

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@UncleCool42069

10 months

Coronabeth would have Regina George’s head on a pike by the second week of school is all I’m saying

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

You walk into the Reverend Daughter’s bedroom. You see this.

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

11 months

tfw you lobotomize and then vomit at the thought of her

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Bruh they were leaving the party together and Cytherea rlly said “GET SOME!” with her eyes 😭😭😭

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

1 year

Kiriona Gaia’s google search history

Nyx ✨ in poland !! 🥰

@elipheenyx

1 year

@200beesart @cheeseshole harrowhark nonagesimus with big naturals

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

My super power is if I think about Gideon Nav really hard I get lightheaded and collapse

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

Locked Tomb fandom your time has come

𝕶𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖆 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖊

@kiwa_mawie

2 years

What if God came down from heaven and said “it’s pronounced Jod” then left

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@UncleCool42069

1 year

I genuinely can’t wait for shithead loony tunes villain harrow energy to come back I need it so much we focus too much on what she’s like with a lobotomy or in research mode we forget about her feral hotgirl energy

griddlehark bot

@griddleharkbot

1 year

“I would have thought you would be happy that I needed you,” she admitted. “That I showed you my girlish and vulnerable heart.”

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

22 days

@mesagoza Hey uh, calling something heteronormative for not being femme4femme, especially when character is explicitly written and described as butch is pretty fucked up. That’s not cool. Seeing two of my ships go head to head was fun, but let’s try not to throw butches under the bus

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

24 days

As much as I love Kirianthe there’s something especially hilarious about them being in a “those two guys-uationship”

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

9 months

All I’m saying is if you made a Venn diagram of Harrowhark’s ideal gfs(Nav, Ianthe, Alecto) the overlap would be Coronabeth

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@UncleCool42069

5 months

Boss: …so what kind of girls are you into Me, 4’11” and perceived as the professional and sweet innocent one: big buff bitches and goth chicks with birthing hips Boss: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY GIRLS WITH A NICE SMILE OR SOME SAPPY SHIT

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Tor, probably: the little gay people who live in the phone are doing all our advertising for us

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

5 months

griddlehark

SIN ૮ ˙ ﻌ˙ ა

@NiaSteelyDang

5 months

this post genuinely changed my brain chemistry i think about it every day

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Flesh magician flirty: how rubbery that pussy Bone magician flirting: you need to hold me down by my weak lil necro arms in your Cav hands and use me. We have to repopulate the Ninth

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

@TeacupCandy15 @sithoksana No I think all these people watched literally dozens of shows and are now sick of Bury Your Gays and Fridged Lesbian tropes in particular. “Lol in this show EVERYONE dies” is not helpful in the face of literal decades of repeated targeting of sapphics in media

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

My TL is being flooded with fanart of the tall redhead making out with the short skeleton Basically business as usual

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

Harrow lookin cat

saliva

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2 years

AAAAAGAGHHHHHHHH

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

Cars AU. Harrow would be a hearse. Nav would be an El Camino

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

8 months

This makes me so happy because the son boy moms are genuinely my favorite presence in this fandom

manic pixie Girl in The Tomb🌵💦

@longest_cactus

9 months

yellow card griddlehark and kevin

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@UncleCool42069

1 year

It her

shirts that go hard

@shirtsthtgohard

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 months

If I was harrow I’d take Kiriona’s chussy tentacles three to a hole

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

“Friendship”

Filip Magnus 🐀 lousy role modelee

@TheFilipMagnus

2 years

Today, I'd like to share an essay on Tamsyn Muir's GIDEON THE NINTH--it's taken my a little while to write but I'm proud of how it turned out. Spoilers for the book; you've been warned! Read it here: #WomeninSFF

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

I would like to thank god and also TM for making TLT the sexiest fandom holy shit yallre hot

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

9 months

This is the Corriddlehark size difference to me

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Harrowhark ass deniers are so cruel, y’all are just gonna let Gideon STARVE??

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@UncleCool42069

2 years

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

My aunt is reading TLT and she’s big on fandoms(has a tumblr, reads fanfic) and I’m so scared you guys I’m so scared

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

just out here shipping griddlehark completely oblivious/not caring what goes on in the background of the fandom like im not entirely sure whos got beef, or what drama is going on im just tryna see the big redhead nail the tiny goth girl while the world burns around me

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

11 months

We need to talk about shipping an indentured servant w/ the person who beat and owns her. Thats disgusting. I mean. What have my eyes just witnessed. fanart of gideon+harrow. My jaw hit the floor and stayed there. Animals have more principals than some of you (This is a joke)

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

my BABY 😭😭😭

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

TLT liveaction adaptation but it’s framed, shot, and cut the way Glee was

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Harrow how tf do you know how children kiss? There was one other kid on your entire planet

fifth house bot

@fifthhousebot

3 years

They kissed as chastely and briefly as children; Magnus touched her cheek and said quietly, 'Godspeed, my darling,' and she said, 'You too.' That was all. No more, and no less.

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

I truly believe the only reason Marta turned Jody down is because Coronabeef was constantly looming in the background and Marta didn’t want none of that heat

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Idk bout you guys but if I was a lesbian who’s spent like, 18 years in constant, mutually obsessive combat with the only other lesbian on the planet, we would’ve fucked multiple times by now RIP to the Ninth House, but I’m built different

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

I just don’t give a shit about Ianthe except for when it’s funny sorry guys I just don’t understand the hype

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

I still think Noodle should bite Ianthe

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

That’s Abigail for “holy fucking shit what’s wrong with you”

fifth house bot

@fifthhousebot

3 years

'I say, Reverend Daughter, is it an ancestral Locked Tomb tradition for your spirit energy to be so diverse?' Abigail asked brightly.

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

I find it so fucking hilarious that the Nine Houses are just…over saturated with necro4cav porn. It’s just that we almost exclusively follow the exploits of nobility who are, in universe, criticized by the normal population for their antics

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

5 years

@IncorrectBMBLB Jaune’s haircut is the haircut of a man with too many lesbian friends and family members, and genuinely thought it was a good idea

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

1 year

harrowhark nonagesimus on the mithraeum

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

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1 year

Griddlehark

a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷

@full_legal_name

3 years

this is the most humiliating day of my life

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@UncleCool42069

6 months

Third house AU griddlehark, imagine Griddle wouldn’t have the various scars from fighting Harrow her entire childhood I imagine she’d be covered in harrows bite marks tho

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

5 months

I can’t wait for this in AtN Harrow: pookie this isn’t you Kiri: THIS IS MY TRUE FORM KITTEN 😔👹

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

2 years

Harrow has pointed at things with her lips her whole life and despite their differences, Nav was well trained in interpreting that after a lifetime side by side On the Mithraeum, no one understood, and Harrowhark the First wondered why such an odd habit stuck with her

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

I love griddlehark

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

3 years

Nona, my baby girl. I love you, you are beautiful. You have such excellent bone structure, and I know you will find that to be a compliment of the highest order. Your face is symmetrical and your smile is long and sweet and beautiful ❤️

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Uncle Cool (Greater Baja FingerBlast)

@UncleCool42069

7 months

Birthday gift from me to you. Like a cake. Unhinged, silly little E-rated modern griddlehark AU! possibly controversial background ships but you can eat around those parts.