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@Trudski2012
Trudi
2 years
People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
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I See You Baby, Faking That Mass
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2 years
I'm getting annoyed with people moaning about the cost of things. £2.50 for a coffee, £1.75 for a tea, £2.25 for a cupcake. If I hear any more complaints I'll stop inviting people round.
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2 years
In this heat don't forget to leave a bowl of piss out for Bear Grylls
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It's my dad's 80th today can we give him some twitter love
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3 years
I work in a supermarket. We have empty shelves. Out of a staff of 250 approx we have one person off self isolating. Our problem is a lack of delivery reaching the store
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2 years
They broke the rules there should be hell toupee
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Sky News
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Tory MP Michael Fabricant says the understanding was that the alleged No 10 garden party was "not spreading the disease because these were people already working closely together". 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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3 years
When your dad drops you off at Coachella
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6 years
Why are they called the ISIS Beatles and not Jihadiwaddy
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6 years
Love is a cattlefield
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BBC Scotland News
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A man has proposed to his girlfriend by writing on the side of her favourite cow
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4 years
For a bit of company during lockdown I've fostered a dog
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@Trudski2012
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6 years
Oh, delays are coming Oh, delays are coming
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BBC London
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Three-hour delays on a major road into London after Coca Cola lorry spillage
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There's a Spa Man waiting in the sky
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2 years
A Flock Of Sieg Heils
@Ottojizzmark
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Name the Band.
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2 years
I hope I did you proud, Mummy
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3 years
Just had my Covid vaccine lads
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1 year
I See You Baby, With Sheikh And That Ass
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@Trudski2012
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6 years
I See You Baby, Faking That Bass
@eldahshan
Mohamed El Dahshan
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Kuwaiti police has shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-) via Al Bayan newspaper, @bayan_kw .
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5 years
@JimSwiftDC A Flock Of Sieg Heils
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6 months
I've got the sofa at my daughter's, whilst the cat has his own bedroom #duvetknowitschristmas
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4 years
It's a shame that Buckingham Palace aren't disappointed about ANDREW BEING A PAEDO
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8 months
There's a spa man waiting in the sky
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@DailyMirror
The Mirror
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Captain Tom's family say spa pool was for elderly people and won't knock it down
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10 months
We're gonna need a bigot boat
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3 months
@fesshole Maybe you could buy some spelling and grammar lessons with the rental income
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8 years
I can get Marmite, how much Marmite do you want?
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4 years
You're gonna need a bigot boat
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage
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I just witnessed the French Navy escorting illegal migrants into British waters, despite the money we are paying them. They even tried to prevent us from filming the handover, as you can see in the video. This is an outrage and a scandal. Time for the government to get a grip.
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2 years
So when are you going to go public about your new role with Russell Hobbs
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2 years
Panic buying these before the ban
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2 months
When you're cleaning your car and the neighbour says you can do mine next
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3 years
@miffythegamer A Flock Of Sieg Heils
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2 years
When you have to take a second job because your wife now has to pay tax
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@fesshole Electile Dysfunction
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5 years
You can leave, you're Hatton
@LivEchonews
Liverpool Echo
5 years
Breaking: Derek Hatton suspended from the Labour Party after two days
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6 years
Whoever takes over at Patisserie Valerie has big chouxs to fill
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6 years
We’re gonna need a bigot boat...
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7 years
The Queen for the next six months
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3 years
They tried to make me pay for refurb but I said no, no, no
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3 years
Driving home for Christmas Oh I can't wait to see their faeces
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11 months
I See You Baby, Breaking That App
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8 years
These guys are hosting next year #Eurovision
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6 years
I hope they call the baby Prince Albert, it has a nice ring to it.
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3 years
EXCUSE ME MADAM DID YOU COMMIT A BURGLARY NEXT TUESDAY
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4 years
He's loving hand gels instead
@MirrorCeleb
Mirror Celeb
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Robbie Williams to release Covid-themed Christmas song for festive season
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@Trudski2012
Trudi
6 years
This will be the Jeff Goldblum statue next week
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@fesshole Does anyone know the German word for Schadenfreude?
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2 years
The man with a penis on his arm
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3 months
My first day working in the Sainsburys IT dept has gone well
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8 years
I See You Baby, Faking That Tax #CameronTaxSongs
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2 months
@fesshole Urine trouble
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@fesshole This is a storm in a D Cup
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@fesshole You can't have a team of 15 hookers tho
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2 years
I See You Baby, Taking That Mass
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
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Pope Francis made a rare visit outside the Vatican, stopping by a record store to pick up a mystery CD
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2 years
Those resignation letters are piling up
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4 years
Feel like pure shite, I just want the servants back
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8 years
Only 2 more UKIP leaders til Christmas.
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The ideal birthday gift for a kid that you love and parents that you despise
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@katiehannigan His career is in ruins
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5 years
The Pope has just sent a donation to the Notre Dame fund via Papal
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@fesshole Bobby is wedding ready
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Hamsters celebrate the passing of Freddie Starr
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2 years
I didn't celebrate my 50th because we were in lockdown, I should've just got drunk at work with my colleagues
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3 years
Picture from Downing St party leaked
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3 years
CAN YOU DRIVE A LORRY?
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@fesshole You're lucky it wasn't date night
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5 years
Ole Gonna SaltsYa
@ManCityCouncil
Manchester City Council
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Manchester has 8 new gritters and they all need a name. Once the winning names are chosen we'll put them on the gritter. You never know, you might see your entry driving around. To enter, just send us your suggestion with the hashtag #mccGritterComp Closing date is 6 December
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4 years
I only wanted to see you dancing in the Papal Reign Papal Reign, Papal Reign
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louis
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what lyrics he sayin?
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4 years
This time next year Rodders we'll be millionaires
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The elk was ok, he only sustained super fish oil injuries
@TheLocalSweden
The Local Sweden
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Swedish road covered in herring after elk accident
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@fesshole You Will Always Find Me In The Kitten At Parties
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My iPhone was stolen and this guy has been updating pics to the iCloud
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I only wanted to see if the light stayed on when the door's closed
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6 years
Why did they call it Pink IPA and not fem-ale
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4 years
Calm down IKEA
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Me at a work event in Magaluf 1990
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Think I might try something different for Christmas lunch this year.
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You there boy, how many resignations is that
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6 years
#WhenTrumpMeetsKim there will be hell toupee
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4 years
Apparently I'm a low skilled worker. Do you know how much skill it takes not to retaliate to someone who calls you a jobsworth cunt, whilst your doing your best to keep the country going
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@fesshole Some dreamies?
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We're gonna need a bigot boat #flotilla
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These guys walk into an Irish bar and the barman says 'oh no, not yewtree'
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@fesshole I'd close the joint account if I were you
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@fesshole That's just the wurst
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I See You Baby, Taking That Mass #SongsFromItaly
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Happy St Pat Wicks Day
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@fesshole There's Nothing I Can Do A Scrotal Nail Clips Of The Heart
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I wouldn’t trust this guy with any of my secrets
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1 year
You there boy, how many seats have they lost now?
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I just want the pubs open so that I can cut down on my drinking
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#GetUninvitedIn4Words I'll bring my bagpipes
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I'd like to speak to Kay Burley please
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The Girl With The Fag And Tattoo #MakeAFilmAwfullyBritish
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Edward Jizzerhands #wankingsongsormovies
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@fesshole That's not very cordial
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2 years
Apparently he's now in a stable condition 🤣
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4 years
Smack my Bishop
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louis
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what lyrics he sayin?
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@fesshole Gummilingus
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