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3 years

John Bercow to Nick Ferrari: “You suffer from the material disadvantage of being wrong” Bravo, Sir.

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2 years

I went on HMS Belfast once, does that make me a Navy Veteran?

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4 years

Would it be out of order to suggest that Micheal Gove is a scabby piece of slimy refuse, an utterly worthless shit of whom no power of state should be apportioned?

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4 years

Ok, unless I’m reading this completely wrong (and I don’t think I am) We have a completely corrupt Government who are utterly in the pay of Russian criminals. Did I miss something?

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2 years

That loud clicking noise you can hear? That’s the sound of people switching LBC off as they realise Andrew Pierce is standing in for James O’Brien.

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3 years

Yes, Readers, he just went there. Is there no start to this man’s talents?

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3 years

Quick Roundup, then: • Gibraltar is now in Schengen • The “win" on Sanitary Products was a blatant, provable lie • There’s a Border in the Irish Sea • Northern Ireland still has FOM • Most of Kent is a Lorry Park I’m sure I missed some other massive “wins”.

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3 years

When you’ve run out of Barrel bottom from which to scrape:

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4 years

I seem to be employed again. Never knew something so basic would push me to tears. But it has. Good tears, though.

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3 years

Alright, own up. Who did this?

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4 years

Always good to see Douglas "Wonky-Gob" Carswell getting his backside royally handed to him.

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4 years

Stop the internet. We’ve peaked.

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9 months

#NetZero

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4 years

This breaks my heart. A lovely chap in his 70s calls into a radio station asking (as a Spanish-born person) if he is “safe” to return to this country if he goes to visit his sister in Spain. Just a normal guy. Who, exactly, voted for this question to even need to be asked?

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3 years

#JohnsonOut

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3 years

"The drugs don’t work, they just make it worse…”

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1 year

@Nigel_Farage

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3 years

Evergreen.

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3 years

New Political Similes: Inept as a Truss Coked as a Gove Guilty as a François Corrupt as a Jenrick Lying like a Shapps Outdated as a Rees-Mogg Insane as a Redwood As much use as a Johnson Thick as a Leadsom /etc

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4 years

I’d like to organise a piss-up in a brewery. Which Government department should I ask for advice?

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4 years

I shouldn’t have done this. But I did.

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4 years

2024 Lads.

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3 years

This is always lovely to look back on:

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4 years

I was aware Andrew Bridgen was the intellectual equivalent of tree fungus, but he’s really outdone himself this time.

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5 years

Aaaaaaaaand, there we go.

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1 year

So, here we go. Given this Tory Government contains, or has contained: Alexander Johnson. A Liar (& convicted for breaking his rules) Jacob Rees-Mogg. A Tax-Dodging Fraud, and a Liar Grant Shapps. A Liar (under any of his Nom De Plumes) Dominic Raab. A Bully, and a Liar. 1/

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3 years

Just when you thought he couldn’t be more punchable.

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3 years

And again, The Sked Missile explodes on the launchpad, under the weight of it’s own delusion.

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4 years

My new Zoom background. #2020

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3 years

There’s a lot of things here. Not sure where to start, to be honest.

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3 years

Sums it up.

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3 years

Something lighter of mood for the wee small hours:

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9 months

@DaveButler1950 @LozzaFox How well did you honestly think this was going to go?

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3 years

“and on tonight’s panel we have…” #GBeebies

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3 years

Don’t worry, The Conservatives have their Top Minds working on the Universal Credit vote. Top. Minds.

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4 years

Here’s a thing: There’s a guy down in the car park waving a wooden sword around in front of a laptop. That’s fine, isn’t it?

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2 years

@LeeMadgwick @ldrscke

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4 years

“I wouldn’t know about that, Sir"

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4 years

Yes, I know this will piss some people off. Not really caring that much, to be honest. You don’t like it? Just unfollow. Super easy. This is how it’s done. 👇🏻

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3 years

The day I take Health Advice from George 𝐅𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 Eustice is the day I’m crowned God-Emperor of Asgard and the Nine Realms.

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4 years

Tiers Of A Clown #johnsson

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4 years

Getting a genuine sense that certain radio broadcasters (mentioning no Ediie Mair’s) are getting really fed up with the overwhelming avalanche of crap that Johnson’s “government” are serving up to the country on a daily basis.

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3 years

+ BREAKING + Government unveils new “Brexit Fighter” (Ht @PeterFinchGolf )

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4 years

What’s that stomach-turning quote? “Like being fallen on by a wardrobe with the key left in the lock"

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3 years

You only have *one* crossbow bolt… What do you do?

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4 years

Has Symonds “officially” left Johnson yet? Or are No.10 waiting for a deceased feline of suitable heft to throw onto the table before they give The Telegraph the green light to run it?

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2 years

@TheIDSmiths

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2 years

Wow. BBC really doubling down. #R4today Giving a solid 8 minutes to… Wait for it… Ian Maxwell.

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4 years

[HT @miffythegamer ]

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3 years

Oh Bless. Bodger wants his 'Falklands Moment'. The Idiot. #jersey

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4 years

@m4ttso @pinkladyapril Ok.

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4 years

And then, there’s that moment when you find tears running down your face for no very good reason at all. #Picard

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3 years

The word ‘scuttle’ here is perfect. Like cockroaches disappearing when a light is cast upon them.

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3 years

Millionaire Ministers scuttle back to the HoC from the £35,000 a-seat Tory Winter Ball, to vote to leave the poorest households with no choice but to sell their homes for social care - while simultaneously protecting the £1Million plus householders…

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3 years

“What’s that, Skippy? Millions of tax-payers money spaffed on a vanity project with dodgy foreign connections…?"

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4 years

@sehnaoui @IntegralWorks NOOOOOOO!!!!!

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9 months

@Keir_Starmer You're veering dangerously close to losing my vote. I don't want Brexit to 'work' as it's utterly impossible. Rescind or revoke it. <-- Those are the two options.

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3 years

For those who may have missed (by dint of their date of birth) Germany in the 1930’s… Just look out the fucking window.

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4 years

Well, that was an absolute moment. Someone who works for Hans Zimmer rang in to answer a question about Film Scores on Mystery Hour. Thursday’s done now. @mrjamesob

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4 years

I’m slightly ashamed to admit this, but this made me cry. Tom Baker has been, is, and will always be the absolute best. I will brook no debate on this matter. You’re all wrong. *flounces*

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7 years ago, this surprise cameo appearance in Day of the Doctor shook fans to the core. I was beyond excited and I’d only started watching in 2005. I can’t IMAGINE the excitement of older fans. A uniquely magical moment in TV history 💙 #DoctorWhoDay

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What A “Year”! #Harwood

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9 months

"Light The Fuse..." #GTTO

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3 years

@other_mrs And to think we laughed at that line in Blackadder: "Give the likes of Baldrick the vote and we'll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning, and dung for dinner” We’re already there.

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3 years

Well, this can fuck off as well.

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4 years

Shaun Bailey encapsulates his chances of becoming London Mayor.

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9 months

@mod_soc_dem @SamCoatesSky @ox_anna29 @SkyNews Sky’s World Class News Googling, errr Gathering!

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2 years

I won’t link to the Express article, because - Hello?!? - but this line in the Airport delays story made me giggle. "This is while passengers from the EU get “preferential treatment” with an “EU fast lane” and using e-gates” But, you know, The Daily Express. Bless ‘em.

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And yet again #R4Today shows it’s ghastly-blood-soaked colours as the newspaper review features *checks notes* The Daily Telegraph, The Daily Mail, The Daily Mail, and The Telegraph. Nick Robinson & Justin Webb presenting as ever. That’s not a thing, is it?

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3 years

I wouldn’t want to suggest that Nadine Dorries is a complete dribbling incompetent fool, someone who makes Liz Truss look professional, but… F*ck, I ran out of metaphor.

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1 year

These people have been in this current atrocity of a Government. They are clearly and demonstrably not fit to govern. end/

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2 years

@MahyarTousi @102Amadeus There's always this:

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2 years

Better to not touch him. You don’t know where he’s been. #TopTips

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2 years

@hzeffman @Simon_Pegg "Honking pudding" I can barely stop laughing ...

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3 years

I know I may seem a little harsh on Tom Harwood and his abilities; Were it not for his complete inability to grasp facts or correct information, lack of journalistic credentials, credibility or any way of framing a coherent argument, I may forgive him. He has none, so I won’t.

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4 years

Clues here: Fraser Nelson wrote it. It’s Bollocks. It’s a glaringly obvious Straw-Man. It’s Bollocks. Fraser Nelson wrote it. It’s in The Telegraph. Oh, and it’s complete and utter Bollocks. Because Fraser Nelson wrote it.

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3 years

Chairs: From an office supplies company. £25/per Faux Wood panelling: Wickes £9/sq m. Blue Background: Thatcher’s Duvet cover - £free LG Telly & Stand: £325 from Argos So where did the other £2.5 million quid go, exactly?

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4 years

Call me a cynic - call me whatever you want - but who in the planet of Hell gives a tuppenny fuck about a dual carriageway between Scotch Corner & Penrith? Grant Shapps is 3rd-grade Fairground Attraction liar, with a charisma less than the speaking clock. #DailyBriefing

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3 years

When you realise you’ve been completely screwed after being shoved a huge bung for your voting support, and now need to find someone else to blame for your unfeasible stupidity and ineptitude.

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4 years

They’ve got Van Tam’s family, haven’t they?

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4 years

Oh, for crying out loud, will you just fuck off already?

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3 years

A grilled cheese sandwich is a legitimate choice for breakfast isn’t it?

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@thecoastguy Alright Geography Gandalf, let’s be seeing you then…

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2 years

@brianmoore666 Oh yes. Damn right we do.

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1 year

Michael Gove. A Drug-Abusing Liar. Priti Patel. A Dangerous, Dissembling Xenophobic Liar. Sue Ellen Braverman. A Barely-Qualified Legal car-Crash, Liar and another xenophobe. Nadine Dorries. A Media Whore, and a Nepotistic, Greedy Liar. 2/

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2 years

I suppose Andrew Castle is your go-to guy for epidemiological advice; If you get your Dentistry done at Kwik-Fit, that is.

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2 years

Journalists should *absolutely* keep pressing Sunak about his Wife and Infosys, as he clearly gets very rattled, since it wonderfully undermines his sanctions policy. > It’s also really funny watching him squirm.

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@other_mrs

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3 years

An MP wrote this. An actual MP.

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4 years

You scabby, wretched, inadequate bunch of also-rans. Chancers, loathsome little toadies. That you occupy Westminster is a disgrace not only upon you, but this entire country. Damn you all. #WithdrawalAgreementBill Sorry, my blood’s up.

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4 years

What’s that *one* song that absolutely rips your heart out? I foolishly had music shuffle beetling away on the ‘pooter, and it came up, unbidden. Literal tears in moments. “Meet Me In The Morning” - Everything But The Girl

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3 years

Oh… Now I understand.

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1 year

@Nigel_Farage And Romania. But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

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9 months

@rommari @WaterstonesMCR @Waterstones I think that falls under the heading of ‘None of your business’. Go and be precious somewhere else.

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1 year

Lee Anderson. A Liar with worrying ties to Terrorist Right-Wing Groups Denise Coffey. A Drunken, Inept Liar with the competency of Sago. Andrew Mitchell. An Abusive Liar Chris Pincher. A Sexual Predator and a Liar 3/

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4 years

Don't forget, the man who has been fired from his job 3 times for lying, left his previous partner - suffering from cancer - to sleep with his secretary, and then get her pregnant, only to move into Downing Street under the instruction of a Ghoul, is now your Prime Minister.

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3 years

From Private Eye:

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3 years

ERG. Extraordinarily Racist Gits?

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4 years

They walk among us.

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4 years

A noted epidemiologist writes:

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3 years

I was just wondering, @DouglasKMurray if you’re still ok with this?

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Matt Hancock. Lied about Relationship with colleague. In Part responsible for the death of thousands during the Pandemic Conor Burns. Sacked for Serious Misconduct, and Lied about it. 4/

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