Mai Twalumba🇱🇺 @TraceyMachona Twitter profile

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Mai Twalumba🇱🇺

2 months

Better to be a happy single mother,than a distressed housewife. Hembe iyi is now out of fashion but ndandisingabvumidzwe kupfeka so.

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Mai Twalumba🇱🇺

@TraceyMachona

2 years

*Paunoona kuti mumwe nemumwe ane sarudzo yake. Borrowdale inovhotera for change. Epworth yoti toda zanu.*

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

*ZBC tinyareiwo pliz .Hanzi fish farming will transform the Zimbabwe economy.Economy ye Zimbabwe yakatadzwa ne Diamond yozogonekwa nemuramba!!* 🤷🏻‍♂️ #RegisterToVote

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

I had a white range rover pa Ok Marimba, this guy with a blue jacket! If on twitter please Dm. I felt the connection.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

*Vanhu vanoshandisa Herald mutoilet semaTissue hamutye kunyeperwa here kuti kwachena???😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜*

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Zimbabweans in SA just know you have no Rights😔don't speak in shona in public places, lay low, avoid pubs, dnt drink in clubs etc, avoid the locations, LAY Low!

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

@humphreycthole Men find it offensive to be asked for an HIV test, Women find it offensive to be askes for a DNA test, meaning we all know our weakness

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

CCC..... Chamisa chete chete

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@TraceyMachona

3 years

*Dzimwe sex position dzinoda kutanga wataridzwa payslip otherwise unofira mahara..😂😂*

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

80% of zimbabweans overseas have no houses in Zimbabwe, i wonder why? Kasi they earn little or thy dnt see the need to build back home.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

So this is my mother and me i 1989💝

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@TraceyMachona

3 years

Hanzi hee haana kurongeka atenga mota asina imba, imi zvamakatanga kuita vana musina varume ndakambokubvunzai here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Zvekuti rest in power zvakabvepiko, munongozvipawo pressure imi, which power should a dead person rest in🙄🙄🙄

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

I have just lost my best friend today because of money😤😔😤. I lent her 500 after she lost her baby, its been 6 months now asirikundidzosera, i confronted her today, yuwi tatukana, andipa mari hake but the relationship can never be mended up cz tafumurana .😔😔

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@TraceyMachona

10 months

History repeats itself. R G Mugabe once accused former Zambian president Kenneth Kaunda for favoring Joshua Nkomo. Again R.G Mugabe accused Mwanawasa for favouring opposition. Now Mnangagwa accuses HH. Well... Zambians have the citizens of Zimbabwe at heart,,Zim used to be the

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

My cuz (29) got his girl (22) pregnant, mari yekuroora yaisati yabatana, girl went in labor and died, baby survived, family of girl want my cuz to pay🤔🙄for what? Imwe shona so kubirana, hanzi we won't bury her if you dnt pay🤔.

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@TraceyMachona

9 months

My childhood friend,my best male friend proposed to me today, SAd day! Hw can he think of being intimate with me, i'm like his baby sister😤😫,he has destroyed the 18yr bond we had😭

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@TraceyMachona

1 year

Shavi rehurombe so ka🙌🏽,the mine has a pick and drop bus, but this guy drives his honda fit 10mins and parks it whole day till apedza 🙌🏽 leaving the wife and 4 kids boading kombi's to town🙌🏽

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

A single mother of 3 aproched me for piece work,things are so tough for her, i told her to come wash on sunday for 20usd ,she said she can't she has to go to church🥴ndamuudza kuti sake you still fine. She could hv come to wash whilst praying in her heart, God hears

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Men are after sex, women are after money,simple!! saka chiiko chirikumbonetsa🙄

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@TraceyMachona

3 years

Handioni chinodadisa being a single mother at 18-21 and 21-24... a single mother who should be proud is one akambopinda mumba, akaroorwa akabuda because of abuse etc, kwete kumitiswa wotanga kuzviti single by choice. Zvibhhorani!!!!.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Zvasvika wo here kwamurima 20usd to open a ghost account and follow ED🤣🤣🤣asi Zanupf so.not this tine!!!!

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

A lady posted a picture of her missing niece here and asked to be fowaded,which i did, they finally found her, i then asked what had happend to her and if she is in an OK state, ndanzi this is a family matter and we want privacy🙄seriously🥴!!

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

I come in peace! Those who have been giving out money kwa Makandiwa to build the church, has the Lord blessed you with a house yet? Those who give out money has your life upgraded the way Makandiwa's has upgraded? Genuinely want to seed!

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Gokwe vibe⭐✨😎 Vote CCC. Support Chamisa. Good morning Gokwe today

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Most abused wives are those who were married being virgins.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Regai ndinzwe pfungwa dzenyu

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

I don't blame the warriors, God wanted to shame Passion, kungomuratidza kuti haasi muporofita😂😂😂😂

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

A couple is looking for a surrogate, 9 000usd pay, you will be discreet about it, 25-30 yrs.All other bills, accomdation,food,needs will be catered for, you will deliver thru C-section, you will still be paid for 6weeks after birth. Anyone?.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Ehe zvinobhowa, waenda kumba kwe bf, yoita 1 hour yese isati yakubata, yakangogara pasofa ,kuti fixer here? Ndokudii ikoko? Kupusa here? Kushaya matangiro here? Zvinobhowa hazvo asi😆😆😕😠

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

@lilomatic @DrThoko_Khupe Iwe uri ku zanupf, iye ari ku CCC masiyanei apa? Hoo aiwa makasiyana zveshuwa, thoko anogeza iwe haugeze

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@TraceyMachona

3 years

Ndipeiwo sando dzangu, nhasi ndaramba proposal from a mbinga simply because he is married😅😅😅ndakapusa right?😉😉😉kutosiya mbinga ichienda shuwa shuwa😂😂😂😂

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@TraceyMachona

9 months

My husband has been hustling in Congo for the past 3years, he has come home to visit, i asked we do HIV test or use condoms, he refused because we have been married for 9years, this frastrated him and i think he is divorcing me🥺😓ndodiiko😓😥

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@TraceyMachona

1 year

My brother is 40 this year, no wife, no child,handsome, christian and good paying job, so what's really wrong with him,kushaya vasikana here

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@TraceyMachona

6 months

I phoned my sister asking she helps me with the process i join her ku U.k, she responded; 'mmm no sis,U.K haichaite,yawandirwa,mabasa akunetsa🙌🏼 ' Hapana kusina kuwandirwa,people never help'

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@TraceyMachona

9 months

My nephew passed away,i texted all his contacts to let them know! A week after his burial his friend text on his phone saying ' haa nhai Edwin ishuwa here kuti wakafa? Is he normal??

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@TraceyMachona

3 years

What hurts most ladies is for a good looking man driving a fancy car, gives you a free ride, plays all the cool songs and drops you and never ask for your number.😣😣😭😂

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Zanupf has given people in Epworth and hopely $5usd per family to get in town and mingle, vendors were told no council or police in town, they should fill the town tomrw.dnt' despair, stay home #ShutDownZimbabwe

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@TraceyMachona

8 months

I visited my brother and his wife today, tbh i smelled pork and rice from the kitchen, but i was served sadza,beans and vegetables!😤🤔.Ya zvakangooma hazvo kunyimwa mumba ma bhudhi vangu.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Went to a tweleb's shop today, asked for prices for an item, ndanzi ii ' ichii 'chinodhura' 🥴this is not the first this happening to me, why do you look down upon customers?? Apa nhasi ndanditori ne mari.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Ndiudzeiwo, do you have to be an A student to be a pilot or just have have to come from a rich family who can afford to pay the hours needed for you to be a pilot?

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@TraceyMachona

10 months

My husband beat and chased our 23yr old son out of the house,because arikuita zvechirombe, well i filed for divorce,i get the house so he moves out! Were was he mwana achiita rombe? What an ill ,useless father!

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Mulikabotu na? Do you all know im Tonga, born,raised,married in Binga!✨

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Unfortunately CCC is not winning next year! Chamisa has too many criminals surrounding him! Im still voting it but CCC irikubvinza😔🥵😤😩🥺

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@TraceyMachona

11 months

Kasi Viagra haichashande🙄🧐🧐ndaisa mu tea make makuseni, aswera asipo uyu,adzoka izvezvi no action?

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@TraceyMachona

7 months

Pokello became famous cz of a sex tape, @Shadaya_Knight made m famous by calling m a drunk man🤪, i'm now on 12k followers, take m to 15k!🤣🤣🤣,zvikunaka izvi. @Shadaya_Knight ndipe number ya baba vako, hanti mai vako vakaitwa hit & run, ndoda kuona kuti ini vanondisiya here

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Uyu Ayanda wema Dildo blocked me, for the reason i don't know *But* i think if she was selling them to school children its better, she saved them from H.I.V ,STI and unwanted pregnancies!

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

If there was a way to get back my little funds i donated ku CCC ndipei hangu ndoenda, motora khupe wenyu! 😠🥺🥺

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Marriage is scam! The moment you say i do ,that's the end to good sex, dates,love. Do all these during courtship, marriage haina zvese izvi.

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@TraceyMachona

3 years

Men: do you know a lady can also lose interest in you soon after you sleep with her?

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Help me be a good parent: my son thinks i'm a pilot,yet i'm just a air hostess,he brags to his friends that im a pilot, should i be open to him or ndosiya zvakadero? After all he is so proud of me🥺🤓🥴

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@TraceyMachona

8 months

@Shadaya_Knight Is it not better to be a happy side chick, than a miserable married woman?

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@TraceyMachona

6 months

@BarbaraRwodzi They are no tourist, these are Zimbos living illegally in SA

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@TraceyMachona

5 months

I am a winner, i managed to get out of an abusive relationship, i left the cars, fancy lifestyle,iphone pictures, I feel powerful.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

So now, those in SA have been saving money with mukuru, yesterday he wanted to cash it out they froze the account and asked for a permit😩 is this true??😩😩.being a Zimbabwean is rough!

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

So there is this old lady mu gvnt umu who gives my hubby ma tenders, and we have a good life , i discovered that they are sleeping together with my husband, should i ignore nhai Tracey? Ndikurwadziwa ini.🥺i want to expose her.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Its very rude, very rude, kupinda mutoilet soon after umwe munhu achingobuda, abuda wacho anonyara ka

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@TraceyMachona

10 months

Accountants come here and fix my life I earn 430usd Rent- 170usd Maid - 50usd Groceries-150usd Transport- 20usd Savings -30usd Correct so i can afford this life.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

*Gonzo kuita murume kusvika pakutozvara vana shuwa kuita family mumba mangu ini ndichingova single ... haisi challenge here iyoyi?*😫😂🤪

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Nhaimi gara Shadaya akati isu vekubviswa virginity ne ma sports tichaita sei🙄

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@TraceyMachona

8 months

So this rich maiguru of mine mine did not invite me pakaroorwa mwana wavo 2 months ago, takatozoudzwa 3 days later, now the father has died and they send a message kuti varipanguva yakaoma, hamufare nesu saka chemai mega. 🤗

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Ndapinda mu Pick n pay looking for beef bones, this guy said oh! These are good for my 2dogs, apa ini i was buying for my 4kids🥴 musangovhaire guys.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

My 3 months maternal leave are over😤off to Schiphol airport🇱🇺 then Den Hague☺️i came to🇿🇼 weighing 89 kgs,i lost 11kgs in 2 weeks, went to 🇿🇲then🇿🇦 i gained 8kgs in 16days😜Zimbabweans are strong and beautiful❤️,i'm coming back to vote for CCC💛, #RegisterToVoteZW

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Aripiko akawedzera a munhuwashe andiwedzere wo.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Ndichiri musikana ndaikwana kwana sa @Yvie_Bae na @NomaSapienRT kwete zvekamwe so kangosara mazamu nemiromo chete🤪🤪

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@TraceyMachona

6 months

@daddyhope A whole president rushed to announce a concept not an agreement ,poor ED

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

I met a 37 year old H.I.V positive lady dating a 49 year old man and they are trying for a baby🥴. I wonder why they need a baby.😤

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Nhaimi pane admin vandibudisa mu group re whatsapp rine 180 participants, haasi kutoziva ndine 5k followers ndichiita 1k likes pa twitter zvangu🥴😂😂🥴🥴akasara shem

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

@drjaytee87 John 11vs 35. Jesus wept

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@TraceyMachona

1 year

*Budiriro 5B, House number 13456 handisi happy ne nduwe yandaona pawaya penyu!😣😣😯😏*

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Kana murume wako ari mu bus from S.A to Chivhu, arikuenda kunhamo ya mbuya vake, Chicken yawa roster arikuidya nemusikana waakagara naye mu bus. #spread news! Say no to chihule. My source will take a pic of the girl vasvika pa boarder and i will post it here.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Nhai varume kana wapera basa mu bedroom, mukadzi anoita sei?

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Martha and other ladies would never cheat just for fun like men, she has been horny & hubby deprives her of sex, hameno akanyepera varume kuti preggy women do not like sex, varume vanoda kurairwa nyika ijeke.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Varume shave your armpits please!! Rosemesa mhani bvudzi riye.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

This Zimbabwean driver lost his job when kombis were banned, he has been suffering since ,today he got employed as a driver at my workplace, as he was doing a round he bashed the entrance gate😩😩 spirit of poverty chaiyo.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

@EdmundKudzayi As long as Mahere achidanana nevarume ve vanhu vasiri ma zanupf hatina pressure! Iwe warwadziwa nei? Kasi akakuramba

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

*Woman on top inoda uine mazamu akamira...veduwe tanzwa nekunzvenga mambama* Varume vapopota 😂🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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@TraceyMachona

3 years

@iMisred @ZiFMStereo Vanawo ma 5 o levels are failing to feed families,build houses,imi kuroorwa chaiko matadza, go international like madam boss matadza wani nadzo 5 O levels. Ahhhh kkkkkk jokes

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Nhaimi varume vanoita weti pamuti etc, seriously you can't hold it until you get home or to a loo? Or the African spirit in you just tells you to wiwi pese pese🙌🏼🙌🏼

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

What should a 21 year old girl get first? Driver's licence or passport?

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@TraceyMachona

6 months

Mmm asikana ukasvika 35 usati waroorwa, do the needful and give your parents a grandchild, zvinodadisa kunzi mai nhingi pane kungoramba uchinzi sisi Pershy.

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@TraceyMachona

3 years

Varume, hanti murikuziva henyu kuti ichasvika nguva yekuti vakadzi vanenge vakukunyengererai kuti nhaiwe huya ka ugare neni😋😋😋 huya undibatewo☺☺☺

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@TraceyMachona

1 year

Hanti munoziva kuti mango is just a fruit like Apple, banana, pear, idya one pazuva kwete dish rese

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Shamwari yangu aramba murume wake nhasi, arongedza zvinhu abuda mumba, 5 hrs later she is now horny, anoita sei manje🙄

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@TraceyMachona

1 year

I need 2 drivers with valid passport to held me out kunotora 3 vehicles ku Darren, Tanzania. I will pay $500 plus hotel, food and transport. This has to be done on the 29th and 30th of this month. Those interested please please hit my inbox... It's urgent.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Do you think if Our President Chamisa changes the strategy from promising Bullet trains to free food hampers, free Health,free farming equipments,CCC might get the rural vote. ?? I think that's what the rural want to hear!

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

@lilomatic Unganidza ma followers ako umaisemu tent wovapa mineral water, case closed

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Murume wa landlord kundideedza,hanzi ko sei kuita mapundu kumeso mazuvaano🥴🙄🙄

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Oh! Marry Chiwenga😔

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@TraceyMachona

2 months

So i broke up with him thinking he will come after me, it's been a year guys 😭😭😭😭

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Guys dnt worry about funeral policies , if you die your relatives will bury no matter what.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

There is someone here living a fake life zvinondimara, feel like exposing them but they might expose me too🥴

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

So in 2018 i met a SDA man, very charming, we agreed Satdays we go to his church and sundays mine, tasvika he would give me 20usd or 10 usd achiti ndeye offering, ini ndaizotora 1usd mu bag rangu ndoyandaiisa mu offering bag, pamwe ndosaka asina kuzondiroora hameno ikoko🤨😑

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@TraceyMachona

6 months

SDA's dnt want to celebrate christmas because Jesus did not celebrate it. But they love having sex yet Jesus did not have it.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Ko inga mune moyo wani, ko munoregerera wani, ko munochema wani,ko munonamata wani,ko munodemba wani,ko munofara wani,ko mune rudo wani, cheregererai Marry, mai ve vana! Ingozviitirai mbereko yake yakakuzvarirai. Moyo wenyu chete.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

Guys beware ladies are now using Tomato sauce to fake menstruation. When she comes to your base, remove the pad and taste to confirm!! I repeat remove the pad and taste to confirm 😂😂

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

@drjaytee87 #RegisterToVoteZW

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@TraceyMachona

10 months

Kana maziva bhutsu yemurume wenyu Mhanyai pa Mukuru yepamachipisa izvezvi 8:32am.

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@TraceyMachona

2 years

@MadzimaiTiti Maita mataura! Kupusa a black man running away from his culture ( polygamy) and start sleeping with another man😤! Zvosemesa zviya! Ngavasiire varungu vaite.

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