Commander Stade @TomStadeComic Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 months

It’s Sunday Morning…please accept this humble gift of laughter from The Commander…pass it around like herpes ❤️

9

12

145

Last Seen Profiles

@TheBryanDomino

@saambr

@jandakembangstw

@sesp_nu

@AbdullahAh49359

@Scott96611269

@danmayer

@pkwood73

@Kelly3374Marg

@polinque_

@jhenestudwife

@Kunt33120039

@jandakembangstw

@web3spy

@DaigaMierina

@adg_5

@VmothN99

@saritafeet29

@24krubyy

@Coach_Godfr3y

@INFOVIDVIRAL

@20Aidenballer

@Coopernelsonn3

@Frank_Stones

@CHVSE127

@elevate_builds

@Baakandjimum7

@LABowlGame

@P9x12un23346Apo

@MyTonWalletNews

@jyoukouin

@APWrestling2

@SetonHillLax

@bitsky738

@co_co_no5

@ashleyaustrew

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

It’s official...wtf!!! I fucking love it mate!!!! Now off to Weatherspoons to celebrate with my new fellow country men and women 👊🏿❤️

75

6

484

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

11 months

@SenseiCarl_ as you and the @Haveawordpod gang got me ordained this shit really happened…and side I used the Liverpool vs Porta program as the holy book instead of the bible…👊🏿

3

5

209

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

And it’s Sunday carboot time...let’s buy some cheap shit 👊🏿

24

3

179

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

5 months

The Commander wants to wish a Merry Christmas to all the other winners out there..love to all ❤️👊🏿

28

2

174

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Time to send these Belgians back to the chocolate factory 👊🏿

13

3

165

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Happy new year Stadinese…may you gamble more and let drugs take control your life…peace be with my beautiful Sisters and Brothers 👊🏿

23

5

160

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

The Commander would like to thank and appreciate Covid-19 for forcing me to take a break and just chill for 2/3 months...seeing how I haven’t stop for 30 years...so far quit smoking 2 days and starting to feel sexy again with a tinge of underlying “I’m a bit angry for no reason”

19

3

155

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

The Commander just letting his Stadinese Sisters and Brothers check out a glimpse of behind the curtain of all the glamor and glitter of the podcast circuit @Haveawordpod with @adamrowecomedy and @DanHasAPodcast 👊🏿❤️

0

7

145

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Ok everyone ready for eye surgery..Tuesday I was in Specsavers Friday they’re fixing a torn retina…I think I’ll rock an eye patch bitches 👊🏿❤️

36

2

141

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

The Commander and his partner in crime just rocked a 30 hour flight started at 3 pm Sunday from Edinburgh and now hanging in Melbourne 3 am Tuesday…it’s on Melbourne…love to all bitches 👊🏿❤️

9

1

138

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

Happy New Year Bitches…thank you to all the beautiful peeps that came out to have a right laugh with The Commander this year…may your futures be so bright need to get some shades…love to all ❤️

12

3

130

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

The human race just can’t get it together…We just want to laugh, buy stuff, eat good food and listen to awesome tunes before we head into the infinite darkness…how fucking hard is that 🤬👊🏿❤️

10

18

128

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

7 years

This religious shit has got to now..if you need a book to tell you how to love someone or how to be a good person you are fucked..

4

36

120

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

The Commander just knows how to Strike Bitches 👊🏿

18

2

121

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

7 months

If you’re just scrolling rest here for a bit and maybe come find me in tour love to you all 👊🏿❤️

11

17

123

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 months

Hmmm that’s weird because The Commander been touring this show that seems to be called the same since edfest 2023 🤔

Jimmy Carr

@jimmycarr

2 months

JIMMY CARR: NATURAL BORN KILLER My new stand-up special, launching on @netflixisajoke 16 April

42

78

676

17

10

115

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Let the healing begin bitches 👊🏿

30

1

109

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 months

Woke up to this fab mom today…she’s a great mom I can vouch for her I know her kids…they’re ok 😝😝😝❤️❤️❤️

2

3

112

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

The Commander and his family wishes love to the Stadinese Sisters and Brothers and on happy Jesus Day...we’re just a bunch of posers 👊🏿

9

0

104

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

The Commander will not lie...I’m loving isolating...i don’t have to pay my mortgage for 3 months...I haven’t taken this much time off in 30 yrs...this is fucking awesome!!!

9

4

107

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

When you start afternoon drinking in Blackpool...I doubt we make it to 7pm 👊🏿

10

0

108

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

11 months

Well it was bound to happen @eddieizzard finally got to gig with the Commander…what an awesome funny fabulous talented human…and @jojosutherland @_RyanGleeson @Epithemiou also rocked the house...Blackpool you were amazing…love to all my bitches 👊🏿❤️

5

0

106

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

11 months

The Commander commandeered the Haw podcast and had such a laugh with the Lids…seriously love these guys…enjoy bitches 👊🏿❤️

Have A Word

@Haveawordpod

11 months

🚨 NEW EPISODE OUT NOW 🚨 The brilliant @TomStadeComic returned to the couch this week for an extremely chaotic and hilarious episode. You can find it now wherever you get your podcasts 🔥 Watch here 👉

3

10

127

1

4

105

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

11 months

Commander got a bit nostalgic and couldn’t stop laughing at a clip…I loved this bit…I do this every time I’m writing a new show…which i can say is going to be fucking awesome…you’re going to love it 👊🏿❤️

6

19

101

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Good morning and have a great day at work today…enjoy this with your coffee 👊🏿

5

13

96

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

7 months

I accept your invitation @Channel4 …I’ll be going smart casual and I love this cause @SU2CUK love to all 👊🏿❤️

BlueJeansManagement

@bluejeansmgmt

7 months

🚨The legendary @TomStadeComic has been invited to perform stand up for @Channel4 @SU2CUK He joins a star-studded lineup hosted by #RhodGilbert featuring the best comedy and entertainment talents. A raucous night of live TV in aid of Cancer Research 📺FRI 3rd NOV 10pm @TheCrick

0

1

12

11

3

89

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

5 years

Happy new January...let’s go around one more time...we’re all in bitches 👊🏿

16

2

91

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

5 years

The Commander and The Stadinese army have a new weapon...an awesome gal who showed us how to edit shit... #FUMS ...now how to put this shit on YouTube will be the next secret we steal from the mainstream bitches 👊🏿

6

12

86

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 months

The Commander has this message for the Stadinese Sisters and Brothers oh the comedy mountains we conquered were epic…love to all Bitches 👊🏿❤️

14

2

88

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Just rocking the podcast circuit and laughing our guts out with these two beautiful fab clowns @Haveawordpod 👊🏿❤️

Adam Rowe

@adamrowecomedy

2 years

An absolutely unbelievable episode. Straight into the Hall Of Fame. Comedy royalty in the studio 👑 @TomStadeComic

7

9

229

0

5

86

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Leicester Square Theatre…just hanging out waiting for Stewart Lee to finish so the real show can begin…see ya in a bit bitches 👊🏿

7

1

85

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

As soon as I utter these words I officially become British citizen...bitches 👊🏿❤️

21

0

85

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

I know you want to watch it 👇🏿

2

10

87

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

#NewProfilePic

13

1

86

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 months

The Commander wants to thank The HAW gang and especially to my brother @adamrowecomedy for giving me the call to sub in…loved you from the beginning…but this was way beyond the call of duty and you’re a class act my man ❤️ shameless plug click this ⬇️

Tom Stade

Artist · 3K monthly listeners.

open.spotify.com

Have A Word

@Haveawordpod

4 months

🚨 NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! 🚨 No Adam this week, but the brilliant @TomStadeComic stepped in to host. We were also joined by @MickFerry for another hilarious episode. You can find it now, wherever you get your podcasts. Don't miss it! 🔥 Watch now 👉

2

11

84

4

3

84

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

6 years

The Commander will now unleash his newest Tomflix special...this is what happened when the Stadinese army invaded Glasgow...Enjoy brothers and sisters...sidenote swearing was involved when making this... #FUMS

TOM STADE - "I SWEAR"

Written & Performed byTom StadeProduced by FRESHKiMO FILMS.In association with BUFFALO HUNTER PRODUCTIONS.Executive ProducersTom StadeMason StadePádraig Mac ...

www.youtube.com

8

23

79

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

11 months

The Commander loves Gender Diversity ❤️ #standup #standupcomedy #tomstade

7

8

80

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

The Commander wants to remind all you old fucks don’t vote for what makes your life better vote for what would make your grand kids lives better and you know as well as I do who that is...until then enjoy this you old fucks #FUMS

6

24

75

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

Van Halen Tunes and smoke a fat one coming right up...I’m starting off with beautiful girls...let’s roll 👊🏿

3

74

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

#NewProfilePic

11

0

75

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

Omg...the warning on this is why some days I don’t want to be on this planet...have a great day bitches 👊🏿

19

4

73

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 month

What The Commander’s filming a special with the great @jimjefferies … The Stadinese army is honoured…as the Brits would say…get in there son 😝

6

1

71

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

5 months

Alright The Commander is getting ready for 2024…bring it on…Happy New Year everyone…love to all 👊🏿❤️

15

1

75

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

For the Stadinese army who got turned away from the cancelled gig we are at the Christmas steps in Bristol...jack and Nicole are the first to show

7

3

74

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

Just thought I come on to Twitter for second…I have something to say 👊🏿

3

4

72

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

5 years

Merry Christmas from the Commander and this crazy crew...see ya on the battlefield 👊🏿

12

1

70

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Funny and wise…I like this guy 👊🏿

3

10

71

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

Crazy shit happens when The Commander hangs at Pontins…like you party with Frankie Valli trubute act until 4 in the morning and he lets you wear his jacket…What a blast 👊🏿

3

70

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

6 months

Listen to all of funny for free my Stadinese Sisters and Brothers…Merry Christmas 🎄 ❤️

Tom Stade | Episode 82 | Some Laugh Podcast

TICKETS FOR SOME LAUGH LIVE AT THE PAVILION GLASGOW ON SUNDAY 31ST MARCH ARE ON SALE NOW: https://www.paviliontheatre.co.uk/shows/some-laugh-live-at-glasgow-...

www.youtube.com

Some Laugh

@somelaughpod

6 months

The best kind of fame

6

8

120

9

6

69

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

How do you pay for your steak bakes? @GreggsOfficial #Comedy NEW TOM STADE SPECIAL Out Now!! AVAILABLE HERE ⬇️ ⬇️

3

5

70

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 months

The Commander is now on the mend get ready @ChorleyTheatrle I now have a bionic eye…not quite 6 million dollar man but now I’m part cyborg 👊🏿

21

1

70

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

Can’t even go to Guernsey without the dam paparazzi always following me 👊🏿

6

1

66

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

The Commander just kicking ass in Weston-Super-Mare with my new Grand Pier piggy bank souvenir…that’s right bitches 👊🏿❤️

7

2

68

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

10 months

Some Christmas gift ideas 😉👊🏿

2

65

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

8 months

Carboot has just taken a turn…why it’s someone first carboot sale ever…and you always remember your first am I right @GarethMutch 😝😝😝

9

0

69

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

7 years

Hitting the open Sea heading for Eire...The Commander will sail this ship no matter how rough this Sea gets...the Stadinese demand it #FUMS

4

0

66

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

6 years

Festival over...Mainstream destroyed...best show ever...tour on its way in spring...been housecleaning...found old picture of the Commander’s Commander and his cool older brother...man I miss the Commander’s Commander...he was such a funny awesome guy and my dog was also cool 😎

8

0

69

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

People complained fuck off comedy is subjective get it…this mob rules mentality can go fuck itself… i’m pretty sure everyone that complained I wouldn’t even wanna hang out with but they’re robbing me of getting to go see Jerry Sadowitz 2 form my own opinion u righteous cunts 👊🏿

The Guardian

@guardian

2 years

Jerry Sadowitz Edinburgh fringe standup show axed due to complaints

41

16

42

13

3

67

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

First day off from Touring #kendal #sheffield #Northampton #Cambridge almost Bristol #Nottingham #Cheltenham #Bath #Worcester #Hemelhempstead and I’m blown away on how many Stadinese Sisters and Brothers reported for duty...now let’s order breakfast love to all my bitches 👊🏿❤️

12

2

65

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

Last night my son and his band of rogue filmmakers recorded the The Commander’s new Special (which was amazing and the Stadinese Liverpool faction was electric) and they knocked it out of the park…I’m defo the least talented in my family now oh how the tides have changed 😉❤️

5

3

67

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

6 years

On June 8th The Commander will send a secret code link on Twitter and Facebook where the stadinese will be able to arm themselves with this super fucking funny special for FREE!!!!...Mainstream be fucking afraid #FUMS

5

8

62

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Day 2…When people ask why The Commander was asked to be the next 007…here’s my answer 👊🏿

12

0

65

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

Sometimes when you go to the NEC caravan home show you fucking win shit...The Commander is heading to Snowdonia...fuck yeah!!! Hey Tom, you actually won our 2 night stay for 4 people at Ogwen Bank in Snowdonia National Park, feel free to call Hayden to arrange a suitable date.

5

0

64

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Hey Gorgeous 🥰 have a look at this

3

8

66

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

The Commander and the Stadinese Sisters and Brother all a Happy New Year...👊🏿

7

0

62

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Yep this happened…👊🏿

Have A Word

@Haveawordpod

2 years

EARLY ACCESS IS LIVE🚨 Comedy rockstar @TomStadeComic joined us this week. An absolute legend of the game with some INSANE stories. We also spoke about weed flavours, country music, butt plugs, biting during sex and disowning family members... Heavy.

3

6

63

4

5

64

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

Ok Edinburgh it’s fucking on…The Commander and this @GarethMutch fellow are on are way…love to all Bitches 👊🏿❤️

4

2

63

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

The Commander loves all people and countries are always changing...And we should always celebrate diversity and the uk is easily one of the most diverse liberal countries in the world...it’s why this immigrant loves being here big love sisters and brothers of the struggle 👊🏿

4

8

60

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

The Commander is so sad today I was just informed my crazy ass childhood friend Sam died yesterday...his plane crashed somewhere in Germany...and it seems like only yesterday we were just relaxing watching the tele together...RIP Sam thanks for all the great memories 😔

14

2

63

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

It’s almost Leo time bitches 👊🏿

2

0

62

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

Love the Sisters 👊🏿

3

7

62

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 months

The Commander has two days off of the Natural Born Killer Tour and what better way to spend it by relaxing and getting cataract eye surgery…and Janine the nurse is absolutely fabulous…see you better soon 😝😝❤️👊🏿

9

0

61

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

#NewProfilePic

6

1

59

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

So I’m hitch hiking home and that girl that keeps following me around picked me up 😬❤️

3

1

59

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 years

It’s carboot Sunday...let’s get it on bitches 👊🏿

7

0

58

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

5 years

Wtf The Commander woke up to see this report from logistics...well done to all The Stadinese who are part of the revolution winning the hearts and minds so a spirit trophy is fab...we took one of your trophies mainstream haha 😂 #FUMS

BlueJeansManagement

@bluejeansmgmt

5 years

A massive congratulations to the legendary @TomStadeComic for winning the Spirit of the Fringe Award 2019 from @mervspotfringe Super proud of you for delivering yet another outstanding show @edfringe @Gildedballoon #YouAintSeenNothingYet

3

19

10

3

55

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

Ok after watching some of the Amber and Jonny trial the only thing that has become apparent is I realise most of us are plebs…”Jonny and I were doing Coke on the plane” I can’t even get shampoo on the fucking plane 👊🏿

3

5

57

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

8 years

Good morning t in the park get ur suntan lotion on it's going to b a hot one...21st anniversary done love this gal X

3

2

55

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

5 years

The Commander has been to the top of Mount Sinai and God spoke to me and he bestowed this gift onto his beloved Stadinese children and decreed these 2020 dates holy 🙏🏿

Tom Stade Comic • The Official Website

Tom Stade – Canadian emigré and "Messiah of Mirth" is one of the most original, exciting stand-up talents to hit the comedy scene.

tomstade.com

25

4

55

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

7 months

Well just so you know we beat cancer…thank you to everyone @Channel4 and @SU2CUK you were absolutely incredible…next year we go after syphilis 😂…love to all ❤️

3

1

57

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

6 years

Just when you think rice couldn’t get any smaller...

4

3

57

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

#NewProfilePic

3

0

58

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

6 months

The Commander and @GarethMutch on our way @lsqtheatre this is going to be epic super pumped…and a nice pic of such a awesome babe.. love to all 👊🏿❤️

6

1

56

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

The Commander is waging all out comedy war this year and into the next…the Stadinese army is on the move…here’s are plans of attack get ready for RT’s…The Natural Born Killer is coming for you..let’s pull the triggered love to all bitches ❤️

14

7

54

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

6 years

Legend award goes to old Bill a guy who I met in the park a couple days ago who lives down the road, told him my dishwashers fucked, showed up just now and fixed it and asked for nothing...what a fab dude I’ll be nominating him for prime minister 👊🏿

5

0

53

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

#NewProfilePic

15

0

54

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

2 years

The Commander and the girl that seems to always follow him everywhere…says it’s been a Blast Alicante…well worth the £29.95 stay cool bitches 👊🏿

6

0

53

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

5 years

The Commander is on the move let do this @StandComedyClub Glasgow...shits about to get real 🤪

5

49

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

3 months

Okay here at the Exeter racecourse car boot sale, and Trudy’s already found some pink flip-flops..fucking score 😝😝😝

1

54

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

10 months

The Commander is chucking another clip out there to enjoy and if your in Edinburgh in august love to all 👊🏿

3

7

51

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

6 years

Southend you guys were fucking awesome...that was the last tour show of the year and now the Commander and the stadinese army are going to take a breather and party our faces off and we’ll see ya for more in the new year...peace and love brothers and sisters 👊🏿

6

1

50

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 years

Fucking hell!!!! Really now Eddie Van Halen...blow me world you’re really starting to piss me off...thank you Eddie for making my childhood awesome hope you’re running with the devil brother ❤️

4

2

53

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

#NewProfilePic

7

0

54

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

T-minus ten minutes The Commander and @GarethMutch rocked the @The_Lowry again bitches 👊🏿

6

0

51

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

1 year

It’s about that time…let’s fuck these guys up Canada…😝

3

0

50

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

4 months

Good morning Bitches…just want you to know The Commander is making the world a safer place…listen to my new album The High Road for more …oh and I don’t do corporates

5

7

50

Commander Stade

@TomStadeComic

9 months

Getting ready for the new tour feels like I’m going back to school after summer…got my lunch box and she’s got her new thermos…these dogs are ready for the road see out there bitches 👊🏿❤️

7

1

52