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Nebraska hasn't been to a bowl game since 2016. Every offseason we wonder if this is the year the Huskers can get it together. Is 2024 the year? Hell if I know, but if it is, I wrote about the things Nebraska has to work on to make it happen.

Nebraska football at a crossroads: Four things Matt Rhule must do to get the Cornhuskers back to...

Nebraska fans hope Rhule can get the program back to its former glory

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Tom Brady

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Just wait until we find out Bill Belichick meant to text Adam Sandler about Tom Brady’s retirement but accidentally texted Adam Schefter.

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Announce Neymar to Aston Villa @FabrizioRomano

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Congratulations to Aaron Judge on tying Roger Maris for the seventh most HR hit in a season.

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Too many bowls my ass

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When the JaMarcus comps come, it's a wrap.

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Through 22 career starts Zach Wilson JaMarcus Russell 8-14 W-L 7-15 70.9 Pass Rating 70.8 15 Pass TD 16 6.44 Yards/Att 6.34

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If Michigan State and USC aren't made permanent rivals with a Trojan Horse trophy than what the hell is even the point of all this?

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And he won on the road against Patrick Mahomes because he was forged in the fires of the B1G West.

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Aidan O'Connell's second-half stats: 0

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Bo Nix's first career start was against Oregon in 2019. Oregon's QB that day was Justin Herbert, who will start his 55th career NFL game on Sunday.

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History. Today marks Bo Nix’s 54th career start, most ever by an NCAA quarterback. #GoDucks x @BoNix10

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Dan Campbell's 4th down analytics chart isn't based on probabilities as much as it's based on "how badass would it be to go now?"

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Looking forward to tonight’s game.

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The Chiefs were favored by 7 points today and were favored in all 20 of their games this season.

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Back in my day Ohio State's 3rd-string QBs won national titles.

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Why isn’t there a Finals game tonight? How do you skip Saturday AND Sunday?

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The most inspirational image of our time.

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Maybe the problem for Justin Fields is that he faces the Bears pass rush in practice so he thinks he has 10 more seconds to throw than he does.

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@CollegeGameDay @AdamSchefter @PFTCommenter Gotta assume this will be one episode only.

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If the rumors are true, and Jim Harbaugh is in trouble for buying burgers for his recruits, I for one am eternally grateful to the NCAA for doing everything it can to keep criminals like him off the street. First it's burgers, then it's guns, and then it's nuclear missiles.

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Iowa’s longest pass completion of the school year

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Objectively, Boston coming back from down 0-3 to force a Game 7 and then get blown out at home in that Game 7 was the funniest possible outcome.

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2 years

The only reason Kansas isn't ranked is because it's Kansas. That's it. If it were an SEC team with the same resume and performance it'd be in the top 10.

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6 months

Dorsey called too many fumble and interception plays.

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The Buffalo Bills have fired offensive coordinator Ken Dorsey, source confirms ESPN report. The offensive struggles continued, and Sean McDermott goes in a different direction after just 1.5 seasons with Dorsey as OC.

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Hold on a second. Computer, enhance! ENHANCE! A-HA!

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3 years

ESPN News should really change its name to ESPN The Other Game Is In Overtime

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Basically every sports documentary since The Last Dance has sucked.

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5 years

Listen, the SEC hasn’t lost a bowl game it wanted to win in 40 years, ok?

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4 years

The darkest time of year is when the timeline goes from college football tweets to Bachelor tweets.

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2 months

When you think about it, a defender’s job is ultimately about eliminating space, so I like this answer.

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@BarstoolBigCat Maybe @PFTCommenter should talk to him. It’s easier to find an understanding when you’re able to look a man in the eye.

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They have stopped serving alcohol at the WM Phoenix Open. The entire course. Apparently the party got too wild.

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To summarize Caleb Williams is on the verge of winning a Heisman. Lincoln Riley is on the verge of reaching the CFP. Spencer Rattler beat Tennessee and Clemson in consecutive weeks and South Carolina finished 8-4. Oklahoma just lost in OT to Texas Tech to finish 6-6.

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Michael Penix has a better set of receivers than Patrick Mahomes does.

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Never let them tell you the games matter ever again.

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Imagine how good Zion’ll be as a senior.

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SOURCES: Only 4 games into his tenure, there are already people in power at Texas Tech wondering if they made the wrong decision to hire coach Gus Duggerton. Once source told me that Duggs needs to "stop worrying about likes and RTs and worry more about plays and TDs."

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I'm with Clint Dempsey. I've seen more of Shaq Moore than I need to see. I'd like to Shaq Less, if you will.

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2 years

Thank god we have a Nebraska-Rutgers palate cleanser tomorrow night.

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9 months

I don't know how many national titles this league is winning but it's a banger of a league.

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This will be an official college athletic conference in one year from now.

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Kyler Murray: Why I’m leaving The Athletics

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Remember, Texas A&M is unranked and only 3-2, so if Alabama loses, you all have to talk about how this loss eliminates it from the playoff conversation like you would every other team in the same situation.

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Michael Jordan’s going to surprise LeBron James with a gold chain with the number 118 in diamonds on it for how many more games LeBron had to play to pass him on the all-time scoring list.

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Man, if the Pac-12 lost to Memphis, Georgia State and North Carolina today, y'all would be eliminating it from the playoff.

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It’s a shame he has to miss his Senior Night.

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Zion Williamson will not play tonight in Duke’s home finale, vs. Wake Forest, per the school.

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Dabo to his team later: “I saw somebody on ESPN earlier saying y’all ain’t even a top 10 team!"

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Dabo on @CollegeGameDay right now: “We don’t know if we’re a top 10 team.... we’re just trying to figure out who we are.”

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3 years

This is a 15-yard penalty in the NFL

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5 years

The Bears have won 3 division games in the last 12 days. The Bears won 3 division games in three seasons under John Fox.

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There's a kid in the Baylor section that has eaten four pounds of cotton candy through 25 minutes of game action. All-time performance by the young man.

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The national title game shouldn’t start later than 8pm ET.

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5 years

Congratulations to Michigan FB Ben Mason for winning the Lowman Trophy for the nation’s best fullback.

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6 years

This tweet’s gonna be a lot funnier when Lonzo is in San Antonio.

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Y’all really thought he was gonna pass up the greatest city in the world... #TheKingIsHere 👑

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@Billyhottakes it might be because they're sheep, and following is kinda what they do

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3 years

Well, you know what they say, @LFC : if you can’t beat them, form your own league and don’t let them play in it.

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It ends level at Elland Road.

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THERE’S ONLY ONE RULE IN CFB: If you have national title hopes don’t enter the state of Iowa. Don’t go to Ames. Don’t go to Iowa City.

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The Kim Mulkey WaPo story wasn't a hit piece as much as it was a profile that did a pretty good job of explaining why Mulkey defaults to thinking it would be a hit piece.

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2 years

Wow. Opting out of games while being paid. SMH.

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#Bengals QB Joe Burrow tells reporters that he will not play Sunday to rest up for the playoffs. Expect several key Cincy players to be in similar situations.

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My god, the Atlantic Coast takes your breath away.

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8 months

Said goodbye to the best friend I’ve ever had today. I’ll miss you, Frankie Beans. You were a real one.

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2 years

Not taking a side, just appreciating the irony of a person calling a press conference to call somebody else a narcissist.

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1 year

Wow. All these Georgia players entering the draft. Gotta think the Dawgs don't win more than two, three games tops next season.

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3 years

The best part about Bears games in primetime is how everyone on Twitter is like "oh my god this is the worst football game I've ever seen" while I'm just sitting there like "this is every Bears game of my entire life."

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2 years

Lincoln Riley has two dogs named Boomer and Sooner. That's gonna be awkward.

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4 months

I'd like to put it on the record that no matter the final score of the Orange Bowl, Florida State should've been in the CFP, and Georgia is the best team in the country. Which is why the "deserving vs best" argument holds no weight with the four teams chosen.

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6 years

Kiffin.

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Who will be the first college football coach to admit they covered the spread to keep the boosters happy?

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When the gummy hits and you forget you put $10 grand on Colorado

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If you’re mocking the SEC for adding Texas right now, you’re missing the point. Texas is a huge national brand and it will also help the rest of the SEC West get to six wins each season.

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“We couldn’t have Jon pet Ghost cuz we blew our CGI budget on the blood spraying out of Rheagal’s throat. And Starbucks.”

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BREAKING: The winning team of the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl will eat Tony the Tiger alive on the field during the postgame trophy ceremony.

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I know Mahomes is great but you have to wonder if KC will regret locking him up that long before finding out whether or not Mitch Trubisky will come onto the market.

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Bears fans when everybody is making a big deal about an NFL team having to play a game without a QB.

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Packers fans, I am a human with empathy. I want you to know I feel your pain and that it feels fantastic.

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Can’t believe Jalen Hurts won with all the teammates who were to blame for Carson Wentz being bad.

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Tweeting this so I can refer to it if needed in the future. I'm glad the B1G exists. I'm glad the SEC exists. I'm glad the ACC exists. I'm glad the Big 12 exists. I'm glad the Pac-12 exists. I'm glad the AAC exists. I'm glad the MAC exists. I'm glad the Sun Belt exists.…

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Yes, let’s call it “the regular season” and it can be a 9-game tournament and the teams with the two best records at the end play in the championship game.

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Would y'all watch an SEC-only playoff?? @247Sports (via @PeteThamel )

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Jamal Murray and Nikola Jokic are who people pretend James Harden and Joel Embiid are.

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6 years

Magic Johnson’s gonna be so confused when the wrong Isaiah Thomas shows up at the press conference.

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Lovie Smith remains the greatest Bears coach of my lifetime. My sword is his for eternity.

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6 years

I’ve known for years that if you really wanted to know @PFTCommenter ’s name all you had to do was buy him like three beers and he’d tell you.

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I don't want to jinx it but I've got a chance at a perfect week going. 🤞🏼

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2 years

What a play.

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Selfish coward.

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The Cheez-It mascot does not want to be eaten

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Nick Saban’s gonna be so mad when he comes into work one day next season and learns Bill O’Brien traded Bryce Young to Wofford for a home-and-home.

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I'm always reminded of my mom on the first day of the NCAA Tournament. She was always willing to play along with me "not feeling good" that one Thursday morning in March every year, and would let me stay home from school the first two days of the tournament. Shout out cool moms.

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4 years

Let's take a moment to remember Denard Robinson's first college snap.

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3 years

Bulls win. Blackhawks win. There’s a billion feet of snow outside. CHICAGO IS BACK.

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4 months

Not ready for the B1G.

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Washington has punted once

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I see a lot of myself in Viktor Hovland’s game.

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What a photo

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The preseason win total for Clemson was 11.5.

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Dabo says a lot of people thought Clemson could compete for the ACC this year but would not be 12-0

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If I can be serious for a tweet, I want to take a moment to congratulate the two biggest Capitals fans I know. They’ve waited their entire lives for the moment. Congratulations, @BarstoolBigCat and @hen_ease . I’m so happy for you.

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Some will point out that the Bears could’ve signed Dalton to a one-year $3 million deal last year instead of trading a draft pick for the right to pay Nick Foles more but those people just don’t understand football like the Bears do.

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THINGS I AM HERE FOR Georgia playing Alabama in the title game. THINGS I AM NOT HERE FOR Fans of Vandy, Arkansas, Florida, etc acting as if Georgia playing Alabama in the title game makes their team better. And with that, good night.

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If you haven't worked with a Russell Wilson, you're the Russell Wilson.

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