Dead or Alive 6: "We had to stop making the characters breast jiggle"
Street Fighter 5: "We can´t show Juri Han with so much skin"
Skullgirls: "We had to remove Pantyshots for Esports"
Soul Calibur 6: "Ivy is a Dominatrix that can break your spine with ease."
@Bolverk15
" Slavery is an integral part of the batarian caste system, despite being illegal according to Council law. The custom is so deeply ingrained in batarian culture that batarians consider the Council's anti-slavery standing to be discriminatory. "
@viperwave
*VHS Pause sound*
*low video game ost*
*strong Vignette on a picture of Bart Simpson with TV scanlines going over it*
"And just in that moment.. the Simpson did something that NO TV show DARED to do....."
*slow zoom in on Bart Simpsons face*
"..they turned him into a NFT"
@ComfyBasilisk
Better yet, he was also the recipient of a very rare Twitter Video bug where the Video rotates at random, but on most devices the video simply crops back to the original aspect ration
So of course this very rare bug happens when we see his ass
@ZullieTheWitch
The literal plot of all Monster Hunter games can be boiled down to:
Hunt some Monsters
The Monster on the Cover is behind it all!
We defeated the Flagship monster, we can finally have peace!
*ominous destructive roar in the distance*
Boss Battle against House-sized Monster
bitches be like "I MISS MY WIFE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" and they're talking about their favorite character who they haven't seen a picture of in like 3 minutes
@Bolverk15
A heartbreaking moment when it becomes clear that Vis and Caitlyns relationship cannot last due to their tragic circumstances, but what if Caitlyns fat ass was also visible to show what Vi is truly going to lose
@Bolverk15
My favourite part about Dragon Age is how Sten, a very """tanned"""man gets captured for being a Qunari and put into a literal cage, and then Bioware decided "You know, this might have been a bit too on the nose so, let's give them Horns and give them Grey skin."
The Author is upset that, in a game called "Monster Hunter", you literally Hunt Monsters.
He is so upset about this fact, that he compares it to Trumps Son killing a Real Animal and Colonialism.
Are you still wondering why we don't take Games Jornalist serious ?
@nescartridges
The funniest bit was, since the ape was going to be animated, there were legal concerns over the copyright of Seths Ape using different facial expressions that might mistake his Ape with other, similar looking Apes that used other expressions, but were virtually the same Ape