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Video and streamer guy. Business inquiries: Jerma @evolved .gg

Joined July 2011
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1 year
My clocks were set 46 min slow fucking missed this shit. Fuck this. Fuck this stupid holiday
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2 years
I spent the last 20 min going line by line translating this old note I had on my iPhone. It was from a year ago. Freaking out trying to decipher its meaning. Was I Hacked? Did I do this In my sleep? Demon shit? …no, it’s just the default Pages template with Lorem Ipsum.
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It’s been 10 years since starting YouTube/Twitch, and surprisingly my e-clown car is still going. Thank you to anyone thats given this channel even 1 minute of your time. I haven’t really looked at how much gas was left in the tank, but I’m gonna drive til the car stops working.
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3 years
Let’s fuckin go!!!
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Happy new year though. For real. See you in 2023. 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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I’m so excited.
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Just wanted to say I’m floored. That was an amazing time, and I met a ton of awesome people. @qtcinderella @mayahiga seriously great job, as well as JK productions (best in the business) I am grateful to even get a nomination, let alone win anything. Thank you.
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3 years
The hardest part about addressing potentially sensitive topics on stream, was the idea that now the chat will be a warzone. My streams are, and have always been a place for us to just chill and have fun. I don’t strive to do anything else. I hope you guys all know that. 1/3
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8 years
Tinder update: Why is everyone so outdoorsy? All these profiles are about traveling/hiking. I want a fuckin slug woman.
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3 years
The N64 subscription thing is a straight up no go for me. I’ll get it if they promise to add more games than times I’ve shit my pants this year.
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4 years
I figured out what i don’t like about the ps5. It looks like one day it’s gonna just start fuckin talking.
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3 years
The channel has grown nearly 200-300% in the last year, and its something I am trying to handle the best I can. I think we have one of the most diverse, talented, fucking hilarious communities on twitch, it’s a really cool place, I wanna try and keep it that way. 3/3
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Extreme negativity, no bigotry, and no racism are already in the rules, and I’m gonna have the mods act on it. There is no place for it here. Spam will be monitored, and there are some new chat rules going into place soon. I’ve been trying to get it right. 2/3
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8 years
Fahkin fresh cut. Fahkin fresh dunks. Gorgeous out. Go outside.
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4 years
As some of you may have heard, Kim and I are no longer together. In our time together we made countless memories, adventures, and inside jokes that I can always look back on and smile. I wish her nothing but happiness and wellness. Please respect our privacy
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11 years
Be safe out there tonight! Happy New Year, I wish you all the best in 2013
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2 years
This Friday, the 19th, The Jerma Baseball Association presents: The California Circus Vs. The Maryland Magicians. Game starts at 4:30pm PT! Be there!
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2 years
Everybody twerked, and everybody gave a drug PSA. Good luck.
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3 years
Hey, wanted to give you guys an update. Finishing everything I need to do, and hoping to be back in the saddle around the 8th-9th. Almost done. Gonna have a ton of stuff to talk about, so keep an eye on the sus. Break Andy will see you soon.
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Woman Crish Wednday Lol I choose Ursula
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WOW. Fresh from the vine?! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 #fruit #eatitup
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I will be officially returning to Streaming on July 30th. Reruns are gonna be on hold for a little bit. Keep an eye on sus. See ya soooon.
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7 years
Mom didn't get me an ice cweam cone, I hate Disney
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Even though I’ve been sponsored to play/tweet about it, I’m genuinely excited for @MultiVersus The potential is huge, and I will 100% be playing it again. P.S. We want Daffy, We want Daffy (chanting) #ad
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8 years
Here is the video in question.
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4 years
You ever just stop and think that your House’s foundation sits on top of a wormhole cause Family Guy has been on the air for 20 years?
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10 months
Thanks everyone who participated in the House Flipper experiment! Lots of really funny people, will def do it again for sure Hope you all had a good time!
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3 years
@LudwigAhgren Omg dude I’m cracking the fuck up. 😂You should also sign a series of Hilarious documents saying you can’t get it back. I’m DYING over here. You could even sign it in like GREEN ink or something 😂
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Today’s cast is sponsored by @fansly , an adult-friendly social network where you can connect with your favorite creators one-on-one, buy exclusive content, and discover new favorites. Sign up through your Twitch/Twitter today at ! #ad
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@EvolvedTalent LOVE the photo you used. I look forward to reaching out to various Halloween mask manufacturers.
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2 years
God that was fun. Feels good to pretend to be a gamer again. Good luck to the teams in the Final! @OTKnetwork
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4 years
I can’t even fucking comprehend it. Over 10,000 subs on the channel. Keep me honest. I hope you think it’s worth it into 2020. Have a great start to the new year.
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2 years
@TheVRJosh Honest to god dude. I was like. Why did I write this?! Why is this in Latin?? Who did this??
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3 years
Speed tests are perfect, no VPN and I have no interruptions. I can’t stream to twitch though. It’s 80% dropped frames. Not sure what’s going on but we’ll try again tomorrow.
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2 years
Merry Christmas everyone! The poll is open for this years NYE Show. See you all soon!
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1 year
Awesome job @nymnion on the New Year Show! Thanks everyone for the Pog Award! Gonna get in contact with Xavier McMagic (guy who made the catch) and make sure he knows that’s his award. Congrats to all the nominees/winners!
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3 years
Dollhouse behind the scenes show is tomorrow at 4pm PT, and lots of Dollhouse props are still up for auction right now. New restocking of posters and stickers (non signed) are back too for those interested. See ya tomorrow!
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2 years
Gremlins 2 is one of the greatest films ever made. Gizmo just got added to @Multiversus . I’ve been waiting 20+ years for this moment. I’m probably CRYING on camera right now. #ad
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@SterLovesFood You’re an insanely passionate dude. I had the privilege of spending a huge amount of time making stuff with you. w/e you do, you’ll do it well. 👍👍
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I went to get a pair of sandals, and the store I went to only had one pair of 7.5’s. I wear a size 9-10. Is it weird that I didn’t even give a shit, bought them, and wear them?
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Stream tomorrow starts at 12pm Pacific. I’ll see you all soooon, we got a lot to talk about. What’s the stream? Lol I don’t know I’ll let you know on July 30th.
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Ok guys. Photoshop wizards. I need a few pictures of me on really tall men. Let's see it.
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The 2022 Awards voting is open! Show will be on Dec. 17th at 4pm PT. A lot of meaty categories this year! The poll might not save if you close out before finishing, so just be aware.
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2 years
The Jerma Baseball Association: The California Circus Vs. The Maryland Magicians. Starting Soon.
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5 years
“Moms Making Cookies” from Baskin Robbins is the best ice cream I’ve ever had in my entire life. It’s so good in fact, that Nothing else even compares. I ate a carrot last night and SPIT it out. I think a cool concept would be a carrot shaped moms making cookies ice cream.
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10 years
Ok hold on. They put Chester the Cheetos guy into that Plants vs Zombies game? Haha what!?
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6 years
Somebody burnt the toast.
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1 year
Thanks again EA for sponsoring the @playWildHearts stream, Kingtusk has a special message. The game is out now! #SponsoredByEA #PlayWildHearts
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4 years
I really wanted a funny game show tweet it seems.
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@LudwigAhgren Go get it dude!!
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I think everyone at Bethesda fell asleep 6 years ago, and the Janitor keeps re-releasing Skyrim
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I had a ton of fun, but I think I royally fucked myself up in the process. Once the Fun Juice wore off, I turned into the tin man. Keep an eye on sus. My doctor is gonna ground me.
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5 years
I completed Bloons Tower Defense 5 on the map Space Truckin! 🌎 😁Difficulty level Hard difficulty. 😮 Play your own game now at
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The drawstrings of my pants just flopped directly into a urinal. Wtf do I even do now? I’ve been walking around like I’m wearing a diaper cause I don’t want them to touch me.
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Hey guys. Update. Kim and I are going to take the time we need to just finish everything this weekend. The plan is to be back, and normal again as of Monday. Should be the end of any more extended absences. TLDR: I’ll eat a shoe on Monday.
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I just swallowed a bug, and it tasted better than anything I've ever eaten. What am I supposed to do about this?
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I’ve been seeing some very early edits, and I just hurt myself more laughing at this shit. I’m going off the grid.
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@REALMizkif @SMITEGame @OTKnetwork @OTKGamesExpo I would dominate with Anubis. You’d need to ban him from the tournament, might as well ban him now, even if I’m not there, just in case. I wouldn’t miss a single mummify.
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Told ya.
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You what time a year it is hahaha. Fucking got ya! Fruit salad anyone? 😂
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The Night Sky shirt is now available. Glueman also returns. Both shirts are permanent fixtures in my new teespring store. I hope you like em.
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6 years
The secret technique.
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Making a university in Two Point Campus. Gonna be tons of Summa cum Laudes in here! Thats Italian for all the lower IQ people, haha. it’s available now! #ad
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Really hungry, went to wendys.com just to look at the food. They are closed. :( #eatingcerealtonight
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@HiRezBart @SmiteGame oh wow, this will be awesome to check out! Can I come watch :3
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2 years
Going over some behind the scenes of the Baseball stream today! Also want to say again, huge thanks to @fansly for the major support on this stream, without them it is not possible. P.S!!! Replenishment of some merch items on the store. #ad
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The Youtooz figures are available to pre-order now! They’ll only be up for 2 weeks, oh my goodness
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7 years
Uhhhh.
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Talked about it a bit on stream, but here’s the link to the 2 Youtooz figures. Launches Aug 28th at 12pm PT!
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@unsmell my face my face
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Hate wearing glasses, Contacts me cry. Might just pay a guy, To fire laser in my eye.
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12 years
Just had a giggle. Imagine if gaming was part of the Olympics.
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Is my brain too small for Valorant?
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Go support #VinesauceIsHOPE over at Great people, great cause. It goes all weekend. Plus, I still technically own that Vinewrestle belt!
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Huge Roller Coaster - Wow! Nice! Haunted House - Oooo scary Dentist appointment - Clean em! Doctors Appointment - Sup Doc! Taking a shit in a public bathroom - I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS. I don’t wanna do this. Wait. I think I can hold it. I’m fine.
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I’m only writing this so people don’t still think I’m at TwitchCon.
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Dearth VADERRRRR!!!! YAAAH guys DARRTTHHHJ badder swing zoom zroiiooUm!!! Wow guys fuckin VADERBETA is out today!!?? Zroooooom psssshh
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8 years
Guys!! You aren't gonna believe this! A woozudo is in my bedroom!!!??
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4 years
Sorry bout the abrupt ending. Lost power. I’ll be back around noon tomorrow pacific for part 2 of DLC movie night.
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5 years
Huge, huge thank you to @andymarkinc and everyone involved in making that stream possible. I hope it was as fun to watch as it was to make. I’ll see you all in 3-4 days. 🤡🤡🤡
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3rd day in @GothamKnights , Freaks are taking over the city. Robin wants us all to do a Ghost Pepper challenge video, I pretended to have connection issues and left the call. #ad
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If you told me a week ago that building little cardboard toys was gonna be one of my favorite experiences of the year, I would have laughed in your face...yet here we are. Thanks for hanging out tonight.
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Colonoscopy done. Doctor has no major concerns, but took a few biopsies. I got reassured of a few things, so I’m glad it was done. I’ve just barely started eating more normally, so I’m still a little messed up. Keep an eye on the SUS in case I need an extra day. 👍
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@RobbehDerp haha I am not. I just have this SUPER #WCW !!! On Ursula #wcw #womancrushwednesday
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Is it weird that whenever I hear "this call may be recorded" I wanna act like a total psycho, hoping to be a case study for the company?
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8 years
Back is killing me. Been laying on the ground next to my bed for 30 min. It's more comfortable. I understand you now Snoopy.
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If you can't love me at my worst, obey your thirst. Sprite.
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I’m comin back on Friday with a CCN catchup night. We are also gonna go over what I’m planning to do with all the health stuff. I got a very good plan. See you all Friday around 4.
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My rage literally holds no bounds
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Nightwing game, Nightwing game. Alert, The Nightwing game is here. Jex has JUST entered the building. Live with @GothamKnights now. #ad
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