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@Thecryptomist
The Cryptomist
3 years
My uncle ignored my advice to buy $btc at 5k. My uncle ignored my advice to buy $bnb at $30. Now my uncle independently bought $Doge as his first crypto purchase at 40 cents. Some people just can't be saved.
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People actually sold their $Eth and $Btc to buy the top of $Shib. These people won’t make it.
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3 years
I’ve seen bitcoin go from $19k to $3.5k ... Nothing in this market can scare me.
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3 years
Bitcoin chart giving me an orgasm.
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3 years
My uncle who ignored $BNB & $ETH last year, and bought $Doge & SAFEMOON has left crypto. This is good news.
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@Thecryptomist
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3 years
$Eth hits $2k within 5 days or I create an only fans 👀
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3 years
$Eth - $5k this month $BTC - $60k this month.
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3 years
I’m sooo close to buying my mum a house. No mortgage. Straight up payment. God and Crypto made this possible.
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
Would you date me in the Metaverse?
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2 years
Feeling green 🥰
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@Thecryptomist
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9 months
Yesss I want the attention; I went to the gym day & night & sacrificed soo much for 7 months to get this summer bod 🥰🥰
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@Thecryptomist
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3 years
There are 15 year olds who entered crypto this year... Invested on coins like $ASS, $SAFEMOON, $CUMMIES , and are richer than most of us.
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3 years
My uncle who bought $Doge as his first crypto purchase, instead of $Btc and $Bnb has now bought $SAFEMOON. There is no hope for the children he raises.
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3 years
$ADA will be one of the best performers from here to end of the year. Screenshot this.
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3 years
$Ada holders deserve this for this patience
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@Thecryptomist
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5 years
As a carer and sole earner, I often have to transfer my profits into fiat. Only recently have I managed to finally own my first very whole Bitcoin, that I can HODL. I know that's nothing to many of you, but I have had the biggest smile on my face ever since. Never give up! 😊❤️
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@Thecryptomist
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3 years
$Eth smells like $2000
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3 years
I’d rather hold a bag for 3 years rather than sell at a loss.
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@Thecryptomist
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6 months
🎁 $200 Giveaway 🎁 Two lucky individuals will be randomly selected to share $200 between them. To be eligible; - Follow myself & @crhgame - Join telegram; - Tag 2 people. - Like & RT this post. Winner announced week from now 😁
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3 years
This is the month of $XRP
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1 year
You all mocked @CryptoCapo_ with “this is the biggest bull trap” tweets. Now you’re all waiting for him to tweet. Poetic.
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@Thecryptomist
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3 years
Stop selling you bastards!!
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
New year, same me.
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
First date in a long time… Will report how it goes ☺️
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@Thecryptomist
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1 year
$BTC I mean, this looks like a bull flag to me. $30k soon or onlyfans.
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
Dear men, is a woman who earns more than you a problem?
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5 years
I actually believe Bitcoin can reach $100k.
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3 years
It smells like alt season.
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3 years
R.I.P to everyone who sold their bags 12hrs ago and now are buying higher.
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3 years
It's not too late to buy some $XRP
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@Thecryptomist
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1 year
If you’re not born with a vagina, then you are not a woman. Simple.
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3 years
$Eth is suffering from erectile dysfunction
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2 years
I am still overexposed as I full heartedly believe we are in a bull market still. I either will be filthy rich or opening an onlyfans account.
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2 years
Profits is better than sex.
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3 years
Owning bitcoin increases your sex appeal.
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3 years
$Xrp to all time high is just a matter of time.
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
Bulls come with a smile 🥰
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3 years
The fomo for $Xrp is going to be insane!
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3 years
If you are selling due to a small dip, then you have a small dick. Science.
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3 years
$ADA was 33 cents start of the month, it is now $1.45 Welcome to crypto ...
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
Solana will go down on you more times than a girl will.
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@Thecryptomist
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6 years
Why were pornhub particular keen on targeting XVG and TRX holders? ..Because they are used to getting fucked! 😉 Calm down, it's just a joke 😂😂
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@Thecryptomist
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3 years
If you missed the $Eth pump, then don't miss on the $Ltc pump!
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3 years
$Eth will see $10k this bull market
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
It’s an end off the world date, where you taking me?
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@Thecryptomist
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3 years
A woman’s loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. A mans loyalty is tested when he has everything.
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2 years
Bullish.
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
Hope everyone is having a good festive season 🥰♥️
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
Thank you all for support to 120k followers Wishing you all a great weekend ahead 🥰
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@Thecryptomist
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2 years
Have a good weekend loveys ♥️
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@Thecryptomist
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1 year
$BTC - $12k $Eth - $600 These are my bottom prices. Will return to this tweet in 6 months 😊
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Hope you all had a good weekend
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1 year in crypto is 5 years in real life
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3 years
We have the biggest extended 4hr bullish div i have ever seen. This is the last line of defence for bulls. Loose this and i may start applying for jobs again.
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3 years
Next month is going to be insane for alts 🚀
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@Thecryptomist
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6 years
"If I had invested in $BTC in 2015, I would have ....." No you wouldn't! You would had panic sold and regretted it 🙃
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The entire world has no choice but to accept crypto.
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Is it an issue for you, if your girlfriend/wife earns more than you?
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3 years
If you sell now, you will regret it this time next week.
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@Thecryptomist
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3 years
Tired of my smart investments not making me a millionaire overnight. Going to create a coin called $CLIT
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3 years
$Ada is still cheap. This will pump all the way to Q4
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If your not born with a vagina, then your not a woman.
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3 years
We're all poor again.
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I retired my mum before I could retire myself. Praying this is the year, I wont have to work for anyone else other than myself. 🙏♥️
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@Thecryptomist
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3 years
Bounce off $32k confirmed. Next text is $45k - $46k. Break that ( I expect to do so this week) is then $48- $50k Appreciate all the lovely DMs. Glad to be of help for once 🥰
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Passive income without lock-in 😊 Recently tried @hexn_io Simple platform which secures interests for 51+ crypto currencies with no locking period ~ 22% APY - Proof of reserves - Weekly payouts - Advance payments - Your funds, Your control Giveaway 👉
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3 years
We’ve lost ALOT of retail investors. I am bullish!
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3 years
I just longed bitcoin. Pray for me.
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2 years
Old photo, new display picture 😊
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3 years
Bulls are here. You are welcome 😉
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3 years
Come on bulls ..push like you’re giving birth!!!
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2 years
Wishing you all a good weekend 🥰
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@Thecryptomist
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The NFT search tool powered by OpenAI on @junglenftmarket + their “Jungle Deals” fee redistribution are👌 ✅ AI-powered sniping ✅ Discounted NFTs Nice to see a marketplace actually innovating so we can trade like it’s 2023 #NFTtrading #NFTMarketplace
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2 years
Women and trans-women are NOT the same. This is not opinion. This is science.
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3 years
Are we buying alts again? What we buying?
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It is actually criminal how the western media are turning a blind eye to the zionists attacking Palestine.
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2 years
Wishing you all a profitable week 🥰
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Uptober has begun! 🥰
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5 years
It took me 5 days for funds to be cleared on @coinbase In that time, bitcoin could of gone all time high, back to new lows. Unacceptable.
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1 year
Engagement cheat-code
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3 years
I own more crypto than fiat.
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6 years
Hi Peeps. I pinned this tweet to show evidence of my real self, and proof that women belong in the crypto world. After being rekt many times, I decided to study TA. I created twitter account in aim to add more value to the community. Tho I am a woman please take me seriously :)
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3 years
Good morning! You was told about $LTC all day yesterday 😊
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6 years
Forgive my sporadic appearances of late on here. Been in a lot of preparations for my friends wedding 😄❤️ Will return in full force in the next day or so ☺️
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Watching the charts is better than porn.
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Elon Musk is like 2017 John Mcaffe. Stop paying him mind. We was fine before him, we will be fine after.
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6 years
When $BTC bottoms from this drop is when you want to buy alts. When everyone is screaming alt season on twitter is when you want to sell. Share to educate
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Happy to say due to crypto, sacrifice and a lot of hard work, that I can finally retire my mother. Thank you to everyone who has supported me to become the person to achieve this. 🥰❤️
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3 years
$100 bitcoin giveaway 😊 To be considered; - RT/Like/Tag 2 friends - Follow @BitgameGlobal & myself - Join their TG group: Winner announced a week from now Good luck 😊
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@bitterarab This is a terrible take and purely agenda driven. London has been a failing state for a long time.
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2 years
Weekend ready. Bottoms up.
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Haven't had a good night sleep since Crypto entered my life.
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2 years
Early weekend begins tonight! Cheers 🥰
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6 years
Unpopular opinion; Most people don't care for the tech, or crypto challenging fiat. They just want to get rich quick as possible
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5 years
Since everyone is wearing a Santa hat, I thought I'd join the festive spirits 😊
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2 years
The third largest bitcoin address added 207 bitcoin at $62k. The bull run is not done.
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2 years
I’m soo relieved I never got a vaccine.
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3 years
Very happy my analysis was correct in catching the bottom when 99% thought different. Not so much to do with bragging rights, but more to do with pride in the vigorous learning paying off 🥰
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