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Ast news editor @LibertarianInst , news @ . Other bylines: @ConsortiumNews @ZeroHedge @RT_com etc. I make beats – @CASHXRAT Powered by cortisol

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My complete author archive. 4,200+ articles. News, views, analysis.
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People looking back on this era in 2100 are gonna be so confused.
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Found a spot to meet up.
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@chillywillers Lol literally watched this like 2 hours ago
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Here at Lockheed we strive for diversity and inclusion in our war-profiteering. Now give us all your money you fuckin’ shit-sack rubes.
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How to instantly enrage a leftist
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I’ll see your carrot and stick and raise you some tar and feathers.
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Bill de Blasio on vaccine mandates: "Human beings do well when they have carrot and stick. So, a mandate helps people to realize it’s time."
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@Newsweek Louise Mensch is a despicable liar and you’re discrediting yourself as a news organization by citing her as a serious source on anything whatsoever. It’s incredible what you can get away with as long as you hold the fashionable opinions.
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Haha whoever made this deserves credit. I'm sorry I don't know.
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@bakabitch2000 Post pictures of things instead. Like a drill press. Or a joist. Everyone post your best joist pics.
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Really loving all the “I’m a libertarian but suddenly turn into Charles Krauthammer when Israel comes up” in the TL lately.
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Assuming we ever emerge from the current global bout of mass psychosis and hysteria. Maybe ALL buildings will be outside-inside by 2100. It is the way of the elders.
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@twainus @zlj517 The lab referred to in the NYT story is in Maryland, not Washington state. These dots don't really connect too well..
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@GrantJHillman @yaf @DanCrenshawTX The Young Afghanistan Fighters
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@MikeConvertino @jack The polar opposite of Marx, actually, but yeah whatever, kinda sorta. A tiny pamphlet isn't going to answer every question. Murray Rothbard wrote a giant stack of books, thousands of articles throughout his career. 'Anatomy' is not meant to be comprehensive.
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DoorDash, except you deliver me cigarettes late at night. Capitalism, where's this at?
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@MaxAbrahms “If I were a Palestinian, I would have rejected Camp David as well.” -Former Israeli Foreign Minister Shlomo Ben Ami
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Dave Smith force feeding Fox viewers: “Big business loves big government… To oppose one is to oppose the other. That’s the whole game right now. It’s collusion between giant corporations and the government.”
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@ComicDaveSmith killed it on Gutfeld tonight. Clipped this part out cuz it was so well put.
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@LizWolfeReason One doesn’t have to defend Hamas to consider Israel’s actions to be mass murder. Hamas massacred civilians on Oct 7 without a doubt. Israel’s done it every day since with full US support. We should pressure our govt to pressure Israel, which it actually has leverage over.
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Strike a Deal With the Machine
@TheBullwork
Bullwork Online! 🇦🇪The Bulwark Commentary Site
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Joe Biden’s transition team has announced they have struck a deal with power group Rage Against The Machine to help get the word out to the youth of the country to begin to follow government mandates on wearing masks and social distancing.
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Yeah, about that super-soldier al-Qaeda terrorist commander we killed the other day? He may have actually just been some guy. Had 10 children. Oops. Now give us another $850 billion to defend your freedoms.
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Obese people who refuse to stop eating should be denied care if they fall ill. Kinda sounds fucked up and cruel when you try it for other ailments.
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Piers Morgan
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Those who refuse to be vaccinated, with no medical reason not to, should be refused NHS care if they then catch covid. I’m hearing of anti-vaxxers using up ICU beds in London at vast expense to the taxpayer. Let them pay for their own stupidity & selfishness.
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Some hard-hitting analysis from CNN.
@CNNPolitics
CNN Politics
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The reason President Biden is popular is no secret: He does popular things on important issues | Analysis
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@CassandraRules More like UNfairbanks, am I right everybody?
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@PremierRP_en @nexta_tv You need to talk to your "friend" Antony Blinken about that, then. Because he's just gone on national television in the United States and told our country you're in talks to hand Kiev some old MiGs, and that US'll "backfill" your fleet.
@FaceTheNation
Face The Nation
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. @SecBlinken : The U.S. has given the “green light” to NATO countries if they choose to provide fighter jets to Ukraine, one day after President Zelensky made a plea to members of Congress to provide them during a Saturday Zoom call.
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For those just now reading bin Laden's Letter to America, you also ought to read his 1998 declaration of war. Not because he's great and justified, but because it provides insight into a major historical event. You know, learning things about things.
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Fearless Israeli soldier murders unarmed Palestinian posing no discernable threat to anyone. Turns out the guy was a Jewish convert who'd been denied Israeli citizenship for years. The Interior Ministry approved the man's request today – *after* his execution.
@MiddleEastMnt
Middle East Monitor
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Video shows an Israeli soldier questioning a 63-year-old Palestinian man if he is Jewish before shooting him A video captures the final moments of Sameh Zaytoun, also known as David ben Avraham, a 63-year-old man who was shot and killed by Israeli forces. In the recent video,
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@ClaireFosterPHD Relax, it's the *ROYAL* form of dude.
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Hah wow. Reason Magazine girl unfollowed because I agreed with @aaronjmate that bombing civilians for weeks on end = "mass murder." Apparently that term is too inflammatory for Liz, who casually throws around "genocide" in relation to China. Whatever the State Dept says I guess
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And replaced it with something better and more specific.
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They just removed “we condemn bigotry as irrational and repugnant” from the platform.
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Lol, the New York Times. A swastika face tattoo COULD mean you're a Hitler-loving Nazi but it's very, very complicated and we can't quite say. The OK gesture? Unambiguous white nationalism.
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I like how this fake-ass libertarian Democrat becomes a neocon freak the second Israel is in the news cycle. Pure Hasbara propaganda spewing from this account all month. Dude pretends to be a noble anti-racist all other times. Palestinians though? May their villages burn.
@JoshEakle
Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽
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The far left and the far right accuse Israel of being a colonizer state. They're wrong.
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@Born2Pee @stone_toss Are you kidding? Iraq was all about Israel. Many of the neoconservative officials under Bush previously advised Netanyahu. Taking out Saddam was largely a project to benefit Israel. Go read “A Clean Break: A New Strategy for Securing the Realm.” Policy paper by Richard Perle.
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Damn. Another homie OD'd. Fatally. Knew the kid for 15+ years. RIP Josh
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Mearsheimer: America is a blood-soaked empire with zero claim to moral superiority over other nations.
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Maybe CATO should consider changing their name to the NATO Institute.
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Daniel Hale was sentenced to 45 months in prison for telling you about the crimes of the US government and its drone program. I stole this from @Antiwarcom on Facebook.
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If you thought this was just a schtick he does or some kinda joke – you are mistaken. Of course devoted the usual ~hour to Star Wars discourse. Got a full lesson in the history of World Industries, a company that changed skateboarding forever. Talked work stuff too I swear.
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@TLEbirdarchist *Doctor touches your forehead* Oh yeah. That's Delta.
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The “self-defense” your tax dollars pay for.
@QudsNen
Quds News Network
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4-year-old Saja was receiving treatment at Al Shifa Medical Complex in Gaza for an injury she had sustained as a result of an indiscriminate Israeli airstrike.
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@scotthortonshow And boy did they get it! Look at all that democracy
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@yaf @DanCrenshawTX Ah yes the old "Afghanistan is a magical terrorist portal into America" chestnut. @DanCrenshawTX can lose his other eye trying to hold Helmand province for another 20 years if he wants. Leave us the rest of us out of it. We're done footing the bill.
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Found the perps
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How are you familiar with Roger Waters but have no idea what the Wall is?
@StopAntisemites
StopAntisemitism
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Great news! Berlin police have launched a criminal investigation into Roger Waters following his concert in which he dressed like a Nazi SS officer holding a gun and denigrated the murder of Anne Frank. Shockingly @AMCTheatres is promoting Waters currently.
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Congratulations to @DecampDave ! So well deserved.
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Pierre Sprey Award for Defense Reporting and Analysis goes to @MaxBlumenthal this year with honorary nods to @GarethPorter & @DecampDave @Antiwarcom What a great night inside the belly of the beast DC! also pictured @YoBenCohen @andrewmcockburn @dan_grazier
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If you turn up the temperature very slowly, frog doesn’t even notice he’s being boiled.
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Secular Talk🎙
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Biden’s new vaccine “mandate” is hardly a mandate if you also get the option of testing once a week for the virus, which you do. Anybody who isn’t telling you that is being dishonest.
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Just a thought, but lets kick off a full-scale thermonuclear exchange. Like, tonight. These fucking whackos.
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Just a thought, but why doesn't NATO unanimously vote to make Ukraine a member of NATO right now? Like, I mean immediately. Like, tonight.
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He also committed planetary genocide and force-choked subordinates to death over minor infractions. But yeah do emulate the Sith lord.
@ALPublicHealth
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Darth Vader wears a mask to help himself. Thank you for continuing to #WearAMask to help those around you. #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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Lol amazing. Mixes up the Tuskegee Airmen – black fighter pilots during WWII – with the Tuskegee Syphilis Study, a US government experiment where they gave black folks STDs without their consent for like 40 years straight.
@DailyCaller
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BIDEN: "It's awful hard as well to get Latinx vaccinated... Why? They're worried they'll be vaccinated and deported."
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@TPostMillennial @libbyemmons Vast numbers of Palestinian refugees live in Lebanon, Syria, Jordan and elsewhere. This take only sounds smart if you're retarded. This rationale is exactly what Nazis say about Jews. "Why are they so hated, huh? Must be a valid reason for it!" You're all dumb as bricks.
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@TweetingTasio @yaf @DanCrenshawTX To be fair, the ban had almost everything to do with the Taliban govt seeking international aid during a major famine. Not a moral objection to opiates. But in getting into bed with local warlords, US certainly did end up guarding a lot of poppy crops.
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@ZaidJilani "Now introducing this year's recipient of the Lockheed Martin International Peace Award..."
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Only nuclear strike I'll ever endorse is the one @scotthortonshow delivered on @BillKristol 's chump ass at the @TheSohoForum tonight. Scott's not the gloatin' type. A little on his behalf is warranted, I think.
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Video’s out!
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Heh, CATO gave Carpenter the boot the other day. I imagine for being too good on things like Ukraine and NATO. As of this week he now writes for us at the @LibertarianInst , where he’s been made a senior fellow. CATO’s loss.
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Chris Spangle
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@nsarwark @BobMurphyEcon @ComicDaveSmith The CATO Institue put out a book based on a conference at the time saying it was a bad idea, Nick.
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Some of my best work
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RIP grandma. No more grandparents left now. Me pre-mustache, prolly ~2016.
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@JoshC0301 While I 100% agree w/ this sentiment, I'd also caution against a storyline that says Russia is valiantly standing up to mean old NATO purely out of a noble desire to defend helpless Donbass separatists and oust neo-Nazis. IMO, no real 'good guys' here unfortunately.
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@ShaineScalph How is the grass 2 feet away not the preferable area to do this?
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@MattWalshBlog Weird you chose fentanyl as your example. Why is it so ubiquitous? Could it be prohibition making it more attractive because it’s ultra potent and easy to smuggle across borders in gigantic quantities? Statists always intervening to fix the failures of past interventions.
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@RealSpikeCohen I will personally, solely – with the aid of no tools – put the smoldering, blood-soaked ruins of this god forsaken craft back at 40,000 feet SO. HELP. ME. GOD.
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Just lost a 20-year war to a buncha dudes in sandals with rusty Kalashnikovs, but yeah sure WW3 for Taiwan sounds winnable.
@ryanstruyk
Ryan Struyk
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COOPER: "Are you saying that the United States would come to Taiwan's defense if China attacked?" BIDEN: "Yes. Yes, we have a commitment to do that."
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When you have a comic book-level understanding of history.
@AP4Liberty
🥷🦅Austin Petersen 🇺🇲🥋
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Osama Bin Laden hated the United States for the same reasons Hitler did and the same reasons that leftist white women currently do: Jewish capitalism.
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@shaksper @Doranimated @neontaster The joke destroyer has logged on.
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@chiweethedog I feel like this is just History Channel all the time now. You want history? GOOD we're doing Pinochet and Big Foot later.
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“Hitler did not use chemical weapons. Putin is preparing to.” What the fuck is happening.
@AlanRMacLeod
Alan MacLeod
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I did not have "senior statesmen trying to rehabilitate Hitler" on my 2022 bingo card.
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@KyleKashuv Yeah let's give Republicans and Democrats a chance for once!
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@Shayan86 Do the one where the government concealed information about the likely involvement of high ranking Saudi royals in the funding / planning of the attack. Oh wait that actually happened.
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Pentagon probing leaked docs on US/NATO war planning in Ukraine, some marked 'Top Secret.'
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My latest at the @LibertarianInst . Third time's a charm? Bipartisan House Bill Pushes to End US Intervention in Yemen @KyleAnzalone_ @scotthortonshow @FreemansMind96 @liberty_weekly
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Rest In Peace to @JustinRaimondo , one of my greatest heroes. Your wit and wisdom will be sorely missed.
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@booklolly Big Tent OWNS that city.
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@USFcryptoBull @punkthesystem One side cares about hardline Rothbardian libertarianism, Austrian econ, destroying the empire and central bank. The other side prioritizes identity politics, empty gestures and securing the approval of the Washington Post.
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Promoting falsehoods that get people killed, eh? I know a guy who did that once.
@BillKristol
Bill Kristol
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If tobacco companies were guilty of knowingly promoting falsehoods that led to early deaths, shouldn't Fox be liable for anti-vaccination falsehoods that have led to early deaths? Both did it for profit. And Fox suits and stars know the truth as surely as tobacco execs ever did.
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@ChristianMalaza @Timcast @ComicDaveSmith @LibertyLockPod @ggreenwald Pretty easy to take on amorphous "leftists on TikTok" without responding to anything specific. Seems to be all Tim has here, constantly deflecting to TikTok in response to Dave and Clint's very reasonable points.
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@Adog00YouTube @shoe0nhead I fail to see a cat-shoe in this photo. Why, this cat has no shoes on at all.
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@JacobAWohl Uncle Sam needs to stay out of this, let Venezuelans handle their own affairs. Our record of intervention in LatAm is not good, and recent experience with regime change ops has been, in every case, disastrous. Who rules Venezuela is not our decision to make.
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As someone who hasn't achieved any of my own political aims, let me tell you all about how to achieve yours.
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@SpencerJJoseph @leibowitzadak @GoldsteinBrooke Why should anyone accept a plan like that? Why would they be under any obligation to agree to a partition scheme dreamed up by foreigners in far-away capitals? Even the UK govt ultimately agreed the Peel plan was undoable. The Arabs were supposed to accept their shit plan?
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My eyeballs just rolled into another dimension
@VICENews
VICE News
3 years
How close did the Capitol riot bring the US to a coup attempt?
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@stillreezy Lol as confusing as Australia?!?! I think not, good sir.
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47 Holocausts multiplied by 15 9/11s, to the 12th power of the Khmer Rouge + the KKK.
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
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Watching the news since October 7 is like watching all of Jew-hating history condensed into a 12-day period: Holocaust-level pogrom, Holocaust denial, blood libel, assurance by "all the right people" that the Jews ought not defend themselves.
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@CaitlinPacific Can't spell menstruator without Men
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@TheOmniLiberal Yeah preventing regular people from driving to work is probably the same as facing down communist tanks in the streets. Are you a philosopher bro? You seem really deep.
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@benshapiro Weird how you never mention Israel’s rogue nuclear arsenal, nor provide even a shred of evidence supporting the assertion that Iran has ever developed a single atomic weapon. This article is crap and won’t persuade anyone besides those who already accept your dogmas about Iran.
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@CJHopkins_Z23 I thought that was the entire point. Was the question not whether Israel killed its own citizens? It seemed like you dismissed that idea as “propaganda.”
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Some of the people you interact with online may actually be CIA operatives using “bogus internet identities.” Not that you didn’t already know that, but now you know it again, and harder. Excellent article from Pat here.
@patmacfarlane_
Patrick MacFarlane
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CIA Further Discredits ‘Uyghur Genocide’ by Admitting Covert Influence Campaign On March 14, Reuters released a bombshell report: in 2019 the Donald Trump White House began a clandestine CIA influence campaign to smear China’s international reputation. According to three former
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