YabuSaga-sama @TheSagachristos Twitter profile

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YabuSaga-sama

3 years

Omo if woman no use gist kill you she no love you. This one has been home for the past 2 hours and my ear wan cut. No wonder dem dey always find good listener.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

Sometimes hunger dey present as malaria

Oga Leo♂️

@zas_leo

4 years

How can you be selling bread in a Pharmacy?

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

Lemme bless you people with this beautiful story. Because why not? 😁

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

2 months

Every 2 weeks on this app I get to know someone I never knew existed before just cos of wedding.

Global Woman | #MissionAlly

@TheTaiwoQueen

2 months

And he has beheld the glory!!

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 months

It's so crazy that people are living like this while our politicians are spending 7m on fragrance. The world is so unfair

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@NwaanyiOwerre

6 months

Nigeria, and its other side of hyper affluence and luxury….

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

Mr Macaroni's skit has never gathered 60k RTs until now. This is the energy we'll be using for Nigerian celebs henceforth. Na who support us now we go support. Hope Small doctor don dey enter studio too #SARSMUSTEND

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 years

Nobody will ask you to borrow them your sex life

Ozzy

@ozzyetomi

5 years

People are more comfortable sharing about their sex lives than discussing how much they make.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

1 year

This topic is always funny because men keep saying rarely will a man gift a random babe something pricy without having a motive but it's the women who keep coming to say otherwise. And it's funny cos this is THE ONLY instance where women vouch for the goodness of men.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

Lmao. She even tagged Wizkid. This one is even worse than pick me, it's gbemi soke baba. 😂😂😂

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

11 days

Don't care what anybody wears but you people will do like there's no decent middle ground and it's so ridiculous

Unfiltered with Keije Podcast

@TahKeije

12 days

How we are expected to dress to the gym from now. No indecency will be allowed at the gym now😌

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

When Nigerian science teachers tell students thunder is simply the sound produced when lightning rapidly expands air in a cloud Sango:

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Wizkid hasn't released any exceptional track since Ojuelegba but his international exposure won't let us say the truth

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

Wow. Please oo...guys, if you experience instant death, kindly see a doctor asap.

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6 years

INSTANT DEATH COULD BE THE FIRST SIGN OF HEART FAILURE

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@TheSagachristos

7 years

*Nigerian men after rushing to watch #HurtBae video* "I even thought it was something serious... Mschew"

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

3 years

See. Na 2 minutes we agree e turn 2 hours plus. Women <<<<<<<<<

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@TheSagachristos

5 years

After 4 horrible weeks of tension, it has finally ended in good news. Plab 2 cleared. 😭😭😭

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@TheSagachristos

4 years

Yennefer made the Witcher fall in love? Calabar girls are undefeated

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

9 years

#SecSchoolInNigeria When a teacher knows your bf and asks him a question he can't answer Teacher: Oya Titi,help him http://t.co/LGsv7V5DFV

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 years

Lmao wow guys, as seen in today's Sunday Tribune. Wtf? 😮

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

2 years

22 years old going on 30+. Age is just a number last last 😌🎉

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

1 year

And the reason is simple, it's because it's to their benefit to believe so. Because the moment they stop believing that, it becomes more difficult for them to accept these gifts from men, a position they do not want to put themselves in. It's what Yorubas call atenuje. 😂

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 years

Brethren, this is probably the most chilling thread you've seen in a while. Men are scum but the devil is a woman 😱

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

Very well then, it shall not be well with you

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@TheUnagi_

4 years

Nothing annoys my guts as much as "you will be fine".

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

8 years

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Ada" "Ada who?" "Ada mention of your name...every knee must bow..." 💃🎶

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

8 years

"Hello sister, I know we are strangers but Aunty Toke said..." "My friend will you disappear from my back"

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

2 years

I honestly have never understood the appeal in flowers as a gift, even for women. Like what can you actually do with flowers? Just put them in a jar and wait for them to die. They have no value beyond the moment you receive them. Give me something more tangible please

Oga Leo♂️

@zas_leo

2 years

Most men typically receive their first bunch of flowers at their funerals.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

The problem with this is that while people like DJ cuppy continually give fish to girls, feminists are about teaching girls how to fish and eliminating barriers that prevent them from being able to fish for themselves.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

1 year

And how you'll know it's total crap is the fact that we don't see women gifting random women, men gifting random men or even women gifting random men pricy gifts. So if it was about generosity, surely we would see these more frequently. But keep lying to yourselves

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

A: How much dem dey pay you sef? B: Omo 500k minus allowance o. The job make sense die A: Wow! Baaad guy. You're made! B: Na God o *2 days later* A: How far my guy abeg sharply borrow me 300k for there. I go pay you back next month B: 😓😓😓😓

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@TheSagachristos

6 years

Nigerians to Buhari: No come back, just loss

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

3 years

Omo! This Peruzzi's album is too good

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

8 years

Ibadan friend: You get fuse? Me: I be electrician? IF: No fuse as in album Me: Oh VIEWS by Drake? IF: Yes na Me:

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

Joke Silva and Jada Pinkett are also glowing with men sha.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

The Chief Medical Officer of Scotland just resigned few days ago for contravening the lockdown in the UK but Nigerian celebs think they are gods and deserve special treatment for breaking laws. We can love her and still ask her to face the wrath of the law. Nonsense!

Uti Nwachukwu

@SirUTI

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#freefunkeakindele . NIGERIA: the same ones screaming I love u! The same ones Begging you for help , the same ones admiring you ARE THE SAME PEOPLE That clamour for your persecution at the slightest…

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 years

@moyodre1 @Dahmolah Wow wow wow. This is a travesty. We've been scammed for so long

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 years

Lmaoooo. This looks like a nice story until you're the person who gets dumped for someone else. 🤭

you love leeyo

@youloveleona

5 years

Stan Lee met his wife when she was married, two weeks later she got divorced and married Stan an hour after the divorce. They stayed married for 69 years. 💗💗

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

Many of you need therapy and you don't know it. Your father put you inside drum and rolled it because of N300 and you're coming to brag about it. Lmfaoooo

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

2 months

@trizzy_fied You see devoted Christian for my bio?

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

Fuck Ojuelegba is such a mess rn. Container fell and crushed people to death yet again 🙆🏾‍♂️😫😭

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

Paid Twitter influencers: Wow! Lagos is looking so clean these days. Unbelievable! Lagosians: IS THIS YOUR CLEAN???!!!

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Guess whose name was among those who shared the $1.3bn as usual? Yup. Diezani...Queen of the vandals, first of her name. Long may she thief

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Most of you dunno how lucky you are to be born into privileged homes where having a car is standard. For most Nigerians it's still a dream

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Hollandia yoghurt is now N450. The way I'll go house to house to chase people out for that Tuface protest in February ehn... 😡😡

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7 years

She is from a generation that knows how to appreciate others

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Same reason you typed pple instead of people

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@enivie

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Why do pple say morning instead or good morning ??????

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@TheSagachristos

7 years

So Wenger used 3-4-3 with Holding and Mertesacker in defence to beat Conte the Author and Finisher of 3-4-3

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 years

Nigerian women have not stopped being ashamed of CS you're mentioning IVF and surrogacy loun loun

Anwar

@AnwarKahnn

5 years

IVF and Surrogacy aren't things you should be ashamed of.

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@TheSagachristos

4 years

I thought they said this guy was a dead guy

biọba

@itsLaycon

4 years

We still dey warm up! #TeamLaycon #bbnaija2020

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Started out as Samurai Jack and well, my madness took over...good morning guys😂😢

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

Lmao. Scenes when she gets knocked up by a guy named Dipo

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@Quickiepaedia

6 years

Might just fuck around and name my daughter Ogbeni. Ain't nobody trying to fuck a chic named Ogbeni.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

3 years

Even with free tickets O2 still no reach half capacity? Mad o

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

1 year

@Mide_BOF Lmfaooo we don't know how good we are bro. Only these women know, they see the real us 😭

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Your MCM doesn't know that weed aka tetrahydrocannabinol is a psychoactive drug. He's a 23 year old who flaunts ignorance for a living

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

As opposed to intellectual things like daring someone to explain the string theory?

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

My fellow Nigerians, this babe has been supporting us daily with her tweets from day 1, let's show her love and vote for her massively here. Please RT!! #EndSARS #EndSWAT #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria #SARSMUSTEND

Elsa Majimbo 🇿🇦

@ElsaAngel19

4 years

So honoured to be the youngest ever nominated for E! Peoples Choice Awards, African Social Star category. Vote by tweeting both #ElsaMajimbo & #AfricanSocialStar in one tweet. Vote up to 25 times a day! You can also vote online at:

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

3 years

On one hand there are Femco haters who are too eager to call them fraudsters without giving any benefit of doubt. On the other hand there are Femco loyalists who also don't think there's anything that needs to be explained and we should all look away. Both parties dey crase 😒

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

2 years

@currentiyke Reminds me of this exchange 😂

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

2 years

@marsokaytweets @beequammie Lmao how? It's Lean Back by Fat Joe

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

*Arsenal fans bargaining* "How much for this shoe?" "15k" "How much last" "12k" "Na 10k I get o" "Oya put 200 make i sell am 10-2"

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

"Thank you for asking me to review this patient..."

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

Protests have provided more meals for Nigerians than what Buhari promised. Tears

Niyi 💻🥃

@xniyi

4 years

2 meal per day for protest? Lmfao. E no fit end again.

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@TheSagachristos

4 years

We didn't lose, we only postponed the battle. Pass it on. #EndSARS

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@TheSagachristos

5 years

GMC status: Fully registered with a licence to practice. We move 😌

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 years

Your online doctor doesn't know that using penis to shift womb is just bants? Actually did thread just to disprove it. Tragic 😂

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Lekki people on Twitter rn like...

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Customer: So when will the clothes be ready? Nigerian tailor: Next week don't worry. I'm not like other tailors. God is my witness. God:

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

#EndSARS has been trending nonstop for 5 days now and has gotten a lot of attention. I think it's high time we started doing this for all the ills in this country if we want to move forward. We can choose a hash tag per week if possible.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

Went for ielts speaking exam today and I bumped into about 6 doctors I know. I pity any Nigerian left in this country by 2030, na babalawo go dey treat una 😂😭

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

So feminists are supposed to tackle things like girl child marriage and female education without tackling the patriarchy in the home that enables these things? It only seems like man-hating because people like you are not ready to relinquish your sexist male privileges

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

9 months

And this video just highlights a major problem with we men when we're in groups. Some of the guys there may not necessarily agree with him but instead of calling him out, they'll laugh and cover it up. When women say we don't call out our friends this is exactly what they mean!

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@DAMIADENUGA

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I'm giving birth to boys so they will run trains on people's daughters- Seyi Awolowo #BBNaija

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@TheSagachristos

6 years

Instead of some of you to just say you don't support premarital sex because of religion, you'll be adding faux deep analogies. Sex changes you, sex ties your soul, sex gives your spirit headache, sex is like eating swallow without soup. Ugh!

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

8 years

Names of noise makers in the US elections 1. Jay Z 2. Beyonce 3. TB Joshua x3 4. Wole Soyinka x2

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

1 year

@TheGmilton Lmfaooo. Co-authored by Professor Asweh. E. Dongo

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

Guys, this IGP's speech na format, they just want us to relax and keep quiet. Let Buhari confirm it on national TV first. #EndSARS

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

12 days

I'm now at the stage where medical students sit in with me and I sign log books. Life really comes around fast. Anyway guess who signed their log books and let them go 1 hour early after teaching them 😌

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

10 months

If this child comes in 5 years to say her father is a useless man, twitter for honour your parents will say she lacks respect

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

3 years

For me it's the fact that Burna initially lost the award and instead of simply wailing about it, went back to the studio and immediately released another solid album just a year after. That's an elite mentality right there.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

9 years

Buhari: And where is this? GEJ: This is the common sense room. As you can see it's locked as always. We rarely use it http://t.co/zgMW11exsi

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

6 years

Unpopular Opinion: Until we stop 'praying for Nigeria', nothing will change

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

3 years

@FaleyeTS Seee. I don't know these damn people 😂

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

Me every time I'm passing through Yaba market...

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

3 years

@Naftaleeadala 🤝

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 years

With the way O-pay is expanding services, they should consider tapping into the sex industry and start a prostitute-hailing app called O-Losho.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 months

@thexchragirl @folakemiyusuf_ You keep saying friendship shouldn't be hard yet the person making the friendship hard is the person refusing to communicate or reply to those checking on them. We all go through shit, taking a few minutes to communicate that you're alive but unavailable should not be hard!

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

*charges phone* "Battery full, unplug phone" *unplugs phone* *waits for battery to drop to 99%* *Replugs phone* Repeat till nepa takes light

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

2 years

Na woman wey buy us PS5 we go impregnate 🌚

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

7 years

But wait o... The N3800 was the money for two of them. So he actually spent just N1900 on the babe and made profit of N3100

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@TheSagachristos

5 years

Taiwo: Don't you men have manners? How can you tell your interviewer she smells nice? Candidate:

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@TheSagachristos

3 years

Omo Pere's comeback game is mad. Who would have thought he'd outlast Angel. Well deserved too

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@TheSagachristos

4 months

Lesbian do am, na acts of service, heterosexual woman do am na slavery and pick me 🫠

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

There's a vascular surgeon on TVC right now talking about Moradeun's death. Those of you who insist on blaming the doctors and the hospital should tune in and learn a thing or two.

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

9 years

#SecSchoolInNigeria when you're the only one that answers a question correctly and the teacher says 'Clap for him' http://t.co/BMNE6dlSQX

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

5 years

Lol this is wealth not discipline. She just chose to keep her money inside kolo instead of opening savings account

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@TheSagachristos

4 years

Luth people... If you know, you know 😂😂

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@TheSagachristos

5 years

Samson PLAB 2 academy will launch now in Lagos on the 5th of April. This brain drain is about to become a brain haemorrhage 😂

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

If you believe that Burna is actually doing things behind the scenes to bring a lasting solution to ending SARS instead of tweeting about it, then I have a good event centre idea for the empty space in your head 😏 #EndSARS

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

Just because it's this woman's birthday and I totally loved the photo shoot 😁❤️📸

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YabuSaga-sama

@TheSagachristos

4 years

Turn up geng! ❤️🔥

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@TheSagachristos

4 years

I don't understand how everywhere is supposed to be blocked yet things like food and raincoats are getting to different locations in time. Mad logistics and coordination. Omo I stan this our generation 😂 #EndSWAT

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