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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

10 years

Hot time, summer in the city / something something something something G. Gordon Liddy

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

New Canadian currency just dropped

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Bill Maher on tv lecturing fat people for existing and getting big applause from the audience for saying “Have you ever seen a fat 90-year-old?” as if William Shatner doesn’t exist.

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@TheRealTavie

3 years

how fucking dare you

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

Dave’s face in this sketch actually haunts me. I almost cried. It’s too real, I’ve seen it in the mirror.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Happy birthday to @kevinthekith , one of my favorite people and creator of my favorite reaction shot:

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@TheRealTavie

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BrooklynVegan

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Melanie, "Brand New Key" singer, dies at 76

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@TheRealTavie

1 year

Our @DaveSFoley deservedly making some end-of-year lists!

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Wow, this NewsRadio reboot is dark…

Dave Foley

@DaveSFoley

2 years

The response to the new #Kidsinthehall episodes has been overwhelmingly gratifying to all of us. I’m personally and particularly grateful for all the generous comments about this sketch. @KITHOnline @PrimeVideo

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

People always ask me what my favorite band is and I’m just like

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

What is the most powerful image from a TV show finale that's always stuck with you?

Rachel Leishman

@RachelLeishman

1 year

What is the most powerful image from a TV show finale that's always stuck with you?

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

8 years

Me just now: "Why is John Waters trending WHY IS JOHN WATERS TRENDING oh it's his birthday THANK GOD"

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

3 years

Somehow, improbably, I have known @DaveSFoley for 25 years today. He’s remained a supportive presence through my difficult youth and a cherished friend into my middle age. Whether he meant to or not, he’s changed my life for the better, in direct and indirect ways. Love you, Dave

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

What I believe.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

This gift from @yabutmckinney and @KITHOnline my comedy uncles is the best I’ve felt all year. 🙏😭❤️😭❤️😭🙏

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

I sincerely cannot wait for the people who ONLY know @Mark_DMcKinney as Glenn from @NBCSuperstore to see him like this.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

5 months

Name an actor/actress who may not always be the main character but always makes the movie better.

Bill Walsh

@MI8Sec5

5 months

Name an actor/actress who may not always be the main character but always makes the movie better.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Friends of Mark: Flags. Are. Coming.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

We tried to watch "The Offer" last night and I was very bored by it, except for this one scene that portrays Mario Puzo in a pool smoking a cigar with a casserole of baked ziti on his belly, which was just a sublime visual.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

I have never felt so seen in my entire life as when @pattonoswalt named “sleeve of Saltines” as a depression-snack/cry-for-help.

DOUBLE THREAT

@DoubleThreatPod

1 year

WHO IS THE CHAMPION OF MARCH SADNESS??? Vote for your favorite depression cure/symptom

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

5 years

STEPHEN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Super 70s Sports

@Super70sSports

5 years

This fucking guy. Making everything he’s in better since forever. I don’t even know his name. Here’s to you, Great Fucking Guy.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

When u r a friend of @Mark_DMcKinney

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

7 years

You guys I have an amazing idea for a "Nine to Five" reboot

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

If your takeaway is “Haha yeah Shatner, that fat fuck!” you’re misreading me. I am not insulting Shatner for his body. I am saying that old people of all shapes and sizes exist. Old, fat people exist. Bill Maher is a bigot and a bully for his constant fat-shaming.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Tag yourself, I’m Kevin

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

7 years

One of the 30 Helens passed away today at the age of 80. Her name was Alice Elst. 29 Helens agree, she will be missed.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

Hi @DaveSFoley !!! ✊

Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

1 year

“These people need contracts… for me, the biggest thing was just wanting there to be another generation of TV writers and showrunners…” Neil Gaiman tells Deadline outside of NBCUniversal Upfront today #WritersStrike

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

The cute as a species are aging beautifully

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

5 years

I have cut the greatest gif in the history of gifs, @Mark_DMcKinney

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Coming soon to an online shop near you

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

9 years

@piersmorgan @deray I was waiting for some white idiot to horn in on Deray's affirmations and try to make it about them. Of course: Piers.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

3 years

@SteveMartinToGo I wish I could be half as good at one thing as you are at like 7 different things

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

8 months

Kevin is everything. Keverything.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

4 years

NewsRadio premiered on tv 25 years ago today. I was 15 and was super excited and ready with a blank VHS. I taped every episode. HAPPY #NEWSRADIO DAY, WORLD!

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

6 years

@michaelianblack Sir. Stop a second and listen to the women responding to your misguided take. 1. He hasn’t been punished 2. He hasn’t even really properly apologized 3. Focusing on redemption of abusers while the abused have had entire lives/careers destroyed is the wrong “next step”.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Happy birthday to king @BrucioMcCulloch

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

4 years

All I can say is we'd better damnwell, after 30 years, find out about Tony. What's he's doing, who he's with, what's he thinking of, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return one day.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

5 years

Sean’s mom took this one, it is acceptable because Sean looks so cute

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

5 years

Look into my face and know: to look into my face is to look into the face...of EVIL.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

My heart is broken and also I would watch a whole movie about this character

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

3 years

Did anyone else learn this week just how important Bob Odenkirk is to almost every person you know?

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Happy KITHmas Eve, everyone! I can’t wait until we open our presents!!!

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 month

@wyntermitchell I have a secret fear that this has been written on every doctor’s record I’ve ever had

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

It bothers me daily that the most famous surviving member of the NewsRadio cast is Joe Rogan.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Should I use these or should I keep them pristine?

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

Look what’s on tv. I hear this show’s pretty good.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

5 years

This is my favorite Judi Cooper-Sealy wig. Season 5, I think, @DaveSFoley a dead ringer for Isabella Rossellini thanks to this incredible wig.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

My friend Ade gave me the greatest birthday present.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

I don't know if you fellow @KITHOnline know just how much you mean to me. I love you all so much. If there are any bitchy cliques or gatekeepers in this fandom, I haven't come across them, I deny them, but I don't think they even exist because KITH fans are so pure. Pure nerds.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Ladies and gentlemen, #MouthCongress

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

11 months

Happy birthday to a real one

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Everyone, work is cancelled so we can watch the trailer over and over again for the rest of the day

Prime Video Canada 🇨🇦

@PrimeVideoCA

2 years

🗣 Tell everyone you know: the kings of sketch comedy are back! Watch the trailer for #TheKidsInTheHall , premiering May 13 on Prime Video 🎉

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

I think of Phil Hartman every May 28th. It’s hard to believed this is the 25th anniversary of his death. He brought me a great deal of joy, especially as a teen who found a show, and a community of NewsRadio fans, to help pull me out of my own darkness back then.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

7 years

How can she afford that house How can she afford that house How can she afford that house #GirlsHBO

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

8 months

Martín Short is trending because someone at slate wrote some sort of takedown piece on him. I won’t be reading that. Martin Short is a fucking genius and by all accounts one of the good ones. I refuse to entertain any clickbait malarkey about this.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

4 months

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

5 years

It’s not the 4th of July until some humorless Americans get offended by the classic @BrucioMcCulloch monologue “That’s America” that I post each year on the @KITHOnline FB page. #tradition

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

I’ve never been able to bring myself to break this up #kidsinthehall

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

3 years

Forgot I had these!

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

11 months

Rally around, #FriendsofMark , and celebrate our friend @Mark_DMcKinney !!!

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

27 days

This is what 16-year-old me wore to go see “Brain Candy” on this date 28 years ago today.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

FINALLY THE WORLD WILL KNOW I AM A #FRIENDOFMARK @mark_dmckinney #markmckinney #kidsinthehall

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

3 years

@monicabyrne13 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: @DaveSFoley is one of the kindest people I’ve ever met. I met him under embarrassing circumstances when I was 16 and he reached out to me after to make sure I felt okay about it. And has been a friend for 25 years since.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

4 years

My favorite Jesus is @ScottThompson_

Heather Moore

@hn_moore

4 years

Willem Dafoe will always be my favourite Jesus

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

5 years

I just realized that @guybranum is Sexy Lord Varys

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@rakeshsatyal

5 years

I will never stop recommending this book, which is a masterpiece

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

We lost Phil Hartman 24 years ago. Hard to believe.

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@TheRealTavie

1 month

Is there an earthquake happening in NYC right now? Why is my building shaking?

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

5 years

Anyone participating in that fat-shaming hashtag about the President should be ashamed of themselves. The President is a disgusting moral failure and a crook and it has nothing to do with his weight and what you’re doing is actively harming fat people.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Paul Bellini has always been my, in the parlance of the Zoomers, “comfort person”

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

But the best thing that happened this weekend was when I was standing outside the theatre with my dear Dave as he got mobbed by fans, and I offered to take their picture, and Dave introduced the fan to me, “This is Tavie. She’s the best friend of the Kids in the Hall.” ❤️🥹😭

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

“Psychedelic peony” by Haus of Klaus!!! I have been blessed with a DELECTABLE original hand-dyed creation by the artiste @julieklausner and I NEVER want to take it off!!! ❤️💗💜

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

I am not here to -argue with people about Shatner’s body -engage with concern trolls or fat shamers or, most especially, Bill Maher fans You will be blocked.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

“Kids in the Hall: Comedy Punks” has been available to stream for 8 days and I regret to inform you that my husband remains the ONLY person in my family who has watched it. A movie. That I am in.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

I still remember the feeling of seeing this sketch at age 15 and realizing my enormous crush on @DaveSFoley in that moment.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

This old coot, my dear old dad, is turning 85 years old tomorrow (September 17.) If you want to write him a happy birthday message, I will happily share it with him at his birthday dinner on Sunday!

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

🙄🙄🙄

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

Happy birthday to my friend Kevin McDonald, one of the best people there is.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

8 years

"I sit and wonder why-i-yi-yi You left me--" Because you were sexually assaulting her. #GreaseLive

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

Banning transphobes from the KITH Facebook page is my favorite way to unwind after a long day. Don’t test me, fuckers.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

They’re real, and they’re spectacular. #kidsinthehall #kith #comedy #canadian #sketchcomedy #90svintage #canadiansketchcomedy #brucemcculloch #brucio #kevinmcdonald #scottthompson #markmckinney #davefoley

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

1 year

This photo just came up in my memories from 2016 and I have to share it because it was one of the greatest moments of my life The night I got to hang out with Stephen Root and he asked me if I wanted to do a selfie. WHY YES I DO THANK YOU STEPHEN ROOT.

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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

9 months

Yesterday I was told that now when you're not logged into Twitter, you can go to an account and it'll show you their most popular tweets in order of popularity. That's how I found out this is my most popular tweet:

Tavie (rhymes w/gravy)

@TheRealTavie

2 years

New Canadian currency just dropped

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

Happy Father’s Day to my beloved comedy uncles @BrucioMcCulloch @DaveSFoley @kevinthekith @Mark_DMcKinney @ScottThompson_ all of whom have taught me a lot over the years, directly and indirectly. Most recently Bruce taught me that gin is good on the rocks.

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@TheRealTavie

9 months

I don’t think of myself as adventurous when it comes to fashion but please let us all take a moment to remember the time I bought an off-the-shoulder top made out of an old Strawberry Shortcake bedsheet off of eBay in 2001 and wore the HELL out of it for years

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@TheRealTavie

6 months

Closing out a lovely Halloween by watching my favorite episode of my favorite television show.

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

It is a fun day to be a KITH fan in a way I haven't seen for years. The excitement is electric!

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@TheRealTavie

7 years

My Jewish dad, born in 1937, is furiously ranting at what Trump is doing to "our Muslims" and begging me to take him to "the next protest".❤

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

This was a fun comeback

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

@DaveSFoley did you write this headline

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@TheRealTavie

5 years

This man is courageous. I’d call him heroic. He’s the medical director of Planned Parenthood in Missouri who has opted to stop complying with the state’s legally mandated sexual assault via medically unnecessary invasive internal pelvic exams of women seeking abortions.

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

I can’t believe this dear person has been tolerating me for 26 years 🥹

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

This is how Mark McKinney begins a phone call with me: Me: “Hello?” Mark [robot voice] CALLING ALL TAVIES! CALLING ALL TAVIES! I love Mark.

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@TheRealTavie

3 years

Two years ago today I drew a sketch of what I thought my wedding “look” would be. Nailed it.

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@TheRealTavie

1 month

I know I’m not the only person my age who is not only mourning the star of SCTV, Freaks and Geeks, and The Wrong Guy, but also the guy with a small and hilarious role in Follow that Bird

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@TheRealTavie

5 years

@RyanHoulihan

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@TheRealTavie

8 months

Was time for a new selfie with the magnificent @kevinthekith . His rock opera is hysterical— can’t wait for everyone to see it!

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@TheRealTavie

4 months

This is me in 6 months 😰

🇨🇦Darth Vapour

@MCMikeSkywalker

4 months

On year closer to this @KITHOnline

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@TheRealTavie

1 year

Does anyone remember Comedy Central’s old “Spend Thanksgiving with the Kids” KITH marathons?

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@TheRealTavie

2 years

I’ve gotten a huge (for me) number of new followers in the past week due to the reflected glory of KITH and I can’t wait to inadvertently drive them all away with my relentless tweets about fat politics, Epcot Center, and the music of Stephen Sondheim!

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