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Elijah the Middleborne

10 days

And here it is, my buid video for Herugrim, dedicated to Bernard Hill and his portrayal of King Theoden

Making a Wooden Herugrim, the Sword of King Theoden(the Best LOTR...

For Bernard Hill, our Theoden King!#theoden #lotr #woodsmith #middlebornearms #woodensword #maple #lordoftherings #Tolkien #diy #woodworker #artist #art #hor...

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8 years ago, on a Sunday morning, my wife was one day from delivering our baby girl and felt miserable. Her only comfortable clothing was her Renaissance dress. She was self-conscious wearing it to church, so I wore my armou too

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You gotta be shipping me

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Just listen to these absolute kings sing to the Lord before a match

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1 year

Spent 30 minutes last night watching the Fijian rugby team sing hymns before their matches. An image of heaven tbh

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The defenestrations will continue until morale improved

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Hater: If the First Defenestration of Prague was so cool, why didn’t they throw another guy out a window? Me: Actually there was a Second Defenestration of Prague Hater: Well if that was so cool, why didn’t they do it a third time? Me: You’re not going to believe this

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1 year

About 40 hours later

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1 year

Nothing to plug. God is wondrously good, and we still do Ren Faires but with four kids, soon to be five

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11 days

Tolkien reads the Ride of the Rohirrim

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2 months

Yes, Christ came to save sinners. It’s the whole point of the Gospel

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1 year

@JillMarieRichar @JosiahHawthorne We have cute ginger babies, too!

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2 months

Me to my my wife, as she’s putting on my jacket, “Where’s your jacket?” Her “I don’t have a jacket.” Me “you are right in saying you have no jacket, for you’ve had five jackets and the jacket you have now is not your own”

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3 months

Tucker, who is Very Much In Touch With The Normie American, reveals he’s never been to Aldi’s

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2 years

This is killing me fr

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3 years

My wife and I are finally credit card debt free

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11 months

If anyone wants a wooden sword for them or their kiddos, I’m making these for $75/piece(with an engraving/burning option for names or slogans). They’re made of hickory and assembled in the same way a real sword would be with through tangs and dowel pins + wood glue/epoxy

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9 months

Little Princess Middleborne is here, folks!

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She’s so perfect

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1 year

@JamesGunn No one wants this. Do you have any idea who your audience is?

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1 year

Found out that Fiji is a very Christian nation with a significant amount of devout believers. This seems reflected in the way they represent their culture

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Link returned to his roots

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26 days

Candace Owens is like a college freshman who slept during history class in high school and suddenly learns Bad Things Happened

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2 years

@PoliticsInsider

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4 years

The day before my daughter was born, my wife wanted to wear her renaissance dress because it fit over her belly, but she didn’t want to do it alone, so I had to wear my armour. On a Sunday. To church.

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2 years

2/ From his book the force

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4 years

I’m officially against satanizing your hands

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5 months

Babies are born! And they apparently didn’t need respirators and are healthy and active!

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5 months

She’s in hard labor now. They said the most likely scenario is they take the babies and put them on respirators right away. And if you’ve ever had a child taken from you right after birth, You known it’s traumatic

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6 years

This church sign is almost perfect. The only thing missing is “burnt” before “toast”

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9 months

This is Lillian Middleborne(not real last name) and she is the perfectest of ginger baby hobbits

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5 months

It takes an awful lot of education to be this ignorant

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2 years

This is how far Halbrand has to ride on horseback with a septic wound

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1 year

@bronzebarbarian That was for earlier

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21 days

“They say The Onion failed because it’s been stifled by ads and clickbait. I always thought it was failing due to the lack of jokes”

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The Onion is an institution, a national treasure, and we need it. But its success is based on something different than most media companies. The Onion has been stifled, along with most of the Internet, by byzantine cookie dialogs, paywalls, bizarro belly fat ads, and clickbait

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2 years

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10 months

My 5yr old just had a seizure, please pray

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1 year

@Boydesian Indeed. She is everything to me. I can honestly say that I have not had a day where I have not loved her more and where her beauty has not increased

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5 months

My sister’s water broke, she’s pregnant with twins and it’s too early and there’s blood, please pray

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1 year

This week my wife & I reached a point in our financial situation where we wouldn’t be able to pay the bills or afford gas. My new job is a slow starter when it comes to pay, & I’m 1-2 weeks from a paycheck. God just miraculously provided everything we needed for the entire month

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10 months

We’re in the ER with him now. He’s aslep and hasn’t woken since his seizure stopped

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10 months

My 5yr old just had a seizure, please pray

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9 months

@THR

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2 months

Yes, using “Christ is King” as an anti-semitic slur is using scripture the same way Satan uses it. It is disobeying the first commandment and taking Christ’s name in vain. Used in that context it is not a confession of faith, but blasphemy.

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Andrew Klavan of The Daily Wire compares saying Christ is King to Satan using scripture and calls it antisemitic.

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1 year

@PstafarianPrice We sat in the balcony so few people saw us. Alas, no tradition was formed

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3 years

@freedomrideblog “We won because we died the most” is one hell of a take

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9 months

PD and little sis

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4 years

THE BABY IS HERE!! And he’s a ginger, of course. His lungs aren’t working great though, so they took him to the NICU. Prayers for him and my wife much appreciated

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4 years

It’s HAPPENING

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3 years

Once again France defeats France in a stunning victorious defeat

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France found guilty of failing to meet its own Paris climate accord commitments

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9 months

It’s too much folks

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5 months

I now have nieces. Beautiful little baby twin nieces

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14 days

Don’t marry a woman who doesn’t have a large standing army, boys

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1 year

Spent 30 minutes last night watching the Fijian rugby team sing hymns before their matches. An image of heaven tbh

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9 months

Folks, today is a wonderful day, but we’re pooped. Imma drink a Monster to come down from this

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4 years

@ScottMendelson @Forbes Does it sexualize the 11 year old actresses? The message is irrelevant if the answer to the above question is yes.

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18 days

Terrible sword. Broke apart on the first swing

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My wife took the drawings my kids made and put them on a shirt for me. I’m the most blessedest dad and husband on earth

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@nosoup4knowles Happy married people? Gross! Where are the sugar daddies on their 6th iteration of female arm candy?

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3 years

Peter is out of surgery! He’s still sleeping, but doing well(he always sleeps with one eye partially open, because he’s seen some crap)

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2 years

The yeeting if Galadriel

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5 months

My nieces have little oxygen nasal assistance, and one still has fluid on her lungs, but they’re stable and healthy little babies. The delivery went well, my sister is recovering well, and God really worked miracles here. Thank you all for your prayers

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5 months

Babies are born! And they apparently didn’t need respirators and are healthy and active!

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3 years

He’s happy to be home

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3 years

I just found out that I have actual Fr*nch ancestry. I’d appreciate your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time

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Today is a very big day. My Father-in-Law just tasked me with grilling for the family get together.

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10 months

He’s awake and being his normal self, it a bit sleepy

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10 months

My 5yr old just had a seizure, please pray

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3 years

8 years ago today she agreed to date me. I’m assuming out of pity. Ever since then I’ve been the most blessed man on earth

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5 years

As we prep for the Renaissance Fair this Saturday, my wife has knit little “chain mail” hoods for the boys

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3 years

Dudes: find the most beautiful scenic overlook Also dudes

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5 months

Just got word form my sister that the babies are stable! Praise the Lord

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1 year

Could y’all pray for my brother? He’s incredibly sick and has been for a couple months, the doctors don’t know what’s wrong with him(pic of him with my daughter a few years ago)

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8 months

This kid just had his occupational therapy evaluation and is showing at a 2.5yr level, only a year behind!

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3 years

We got him back!

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3 months

Also, pretty much every single grocery store in europe has these carts

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2 months

A year ago I was fired from my old stabbing job and spent the next several months trying and failing to get another one. We were in the direst financial straights we’d ever been in. Then I posted a little picture that quite literally changed our lives.

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1 year

My sister might be miscarrying, please pray

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1 year

@joshcarlosjosh @DocSupafly *pushes up giant nerd glasses to fact check the joke* Akshully in elven Life years Arwen would have been close to 32 in mortal equivalent and Aragorn 45. Therefore the age difference is such that Arwen is a goldigger

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3 years

@michaelgungor Bro, can you stop with the heretical blasphemy? It was sad 10 years ago and it seems desperate now

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1 year

It’s funny because nothing she says is true. English is able to communicate incredibly nuanced things that other languages can’t. It’s also widly considered one of the most difficult languages to learn because of all its speech patterns

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Sorry you have a bad relationship with your girlfriend but I don’t think that’s the English language’s problem

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Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬

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What would you do with this space?

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4 years ago we nearly lost him the night he was born. To celebrate 4 years with our miracle child is joy itself

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Happy PD

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Daughter is reading Calvin and Hobbes

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1 year

I literally do not care what people in a country call their nation or cities in their language. I’m not calling Germany “Deutchland,” or Belgium “Belgique,” or Turkey as “Türkiye.” Just like I don’t expect French people to say “United States” for “Les Etats Unis” in French

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5 years

When Pawnee sends their raccoons to Arkansas

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VIDEO: Multiple raccoons take over the library at Arkansas State »

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1 year

@ladypieface College, i woo’d her with unabashed geekery. I think. Actually still not sure why she agreed to date and marry me

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“‘I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia.’ Wise words from Puddleglum”

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7 months

Baby coifs

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4 years

My parents dragged us to Haiti and France as kids because they wanted us to experience the worst that mankind has to offer, and then also experience Haiti

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2 years

@perlmutations Oh no, does this make you uncomfortable Ron?

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29 days

1. Too many pillows everywhere. The couch area needs two, period 2. Flowers? Really? 3. No tv 4. Too large a table, and completely superfluous when you have a breakfast bar. 5. This entire setup was created by a woman appoxomating a gay man’s living area without a gay man’s

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the ideal male living space doesn’t exi-

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4 years

Please, please if you can, pray for my grandfather who is being taken to the hospital by ambulance. He’s been struggling with a terminal diagnosis for cancer and has gone downhill quickly. He’s my only surviving grandfather

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1 year

When they use CE instead of AD

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5 months

Based on the best judgment of genetic experts, this would be an accurate depiction of Jesus. How many of today’s “Christians” would acknowledge this?

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9 months

We tired

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3 years

My wife’s great aunt is in the ICU with pneumonia and about to be put on a ventilator. If you could, please pray for her, she’s been like a grandmother to our kids and she and my wife are very close

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1 year

@GravyHound12 We have loads of souls in our cellar! In jars of course.

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1 year

@Reuters If this picture of the young Captain of Gondor absolutely ripping a blunt gets more likes then your article sucks

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1 year

My brother had the brain operation on the aneurysm this morning and the doctor is happy with the results!

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Elijah the Middleborne

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4 years

I just texted my wife and spelled her name as “Sara” instead of “Sarah,” so if my account goes silent forever, know that she murdered me in righteous anger

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1 year

Men, what’s stopping you from looking like this?

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3 months

What, exactly, is preventing you from moving to Mordor?

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