Daniel Miller,Comedy Fan,Friendly neighborhood weekend enthusiast, Author of Drinking at Disney:travel guide for the enlightened.'The Jay-Z of Disney World'
#UCF
Speaking of EPCOT.. this is literally the perfect drinking around the world video. Haha. Starts off so crisp and perfectly slurry by the end. Haha
It's exactly the experience. Haha
What if. And here's a wild idea. They built a separate area for nightlife on Disney property.. they could make a small "island" for 18+ to engage in late night shenanigans apart from the rest of the family resort guests. Like an entire island for pleasure?
Nah.....
Woah. Just woke up in this baobab tree.
What a refreshing nap here on this beautiful August 2020 day....
<checks phone>
Wait what?
So.... what did I miss?
So like.... as they were ordering the Haunted Mansion Bar pieces and special effects...
at what point did no one think "Hey let's order 2 sets and put the second set in Port Orleans French Quarter and make a fortune?"
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion Parlor! 🔮👻 Take a look at this first-of-its-kind lounge coming to the all-new Disney Treasure. Check out the
@DisneyParks
blog for more:
JUST REVEALED: Zootopia at Shanghai Disney Resort will open on Dec. 20, 2023! 🐰🦊✨ We’re going wild and sharing 6 ways to step right into the
@DisneyAnimation
film, “Zootopia,” in this all-new land:
I was touring a recording studio where Aerosmith was re-recording "walk this way" for some reason. Anyway steven Tyler gave me the shocker and then just friggin ran out the door and left me with his manager.
A "peoplemover " type transit system around the rooftops and just a bunch of walk around characters getting in arguments, shootouts, etc.
Other than "life" the Land is great. It's just missing life.
"HI! I'm Judy Hopps! How did all you humans get here?! Nevermind we dont have time for that. WE NEED YOUR HELP! I'm going to make you honorary deputies, so PLEASE be safe or I'll have a lot of explaining to do!
Hop in this police cruiser and meet me around the corner"
Simply Drinking at Disney does not make you a
#DrinkingAtDisney
fan
Actual Drinking at Disney fans have done the following:
* Traveled to a further bar because it has a better theme
* Bought a drink specifically because it came in a cool glass
* Gone to a resort just for a bar
today’s tea:
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_(___(____)____(_____(
\ Fastpass only /___
\ makes the line / |
\ longer if you /____|
\ aren't the one/
\ WITH THE /
\FASTPASS/
#StepAside
BREAKING: Muppets “Great Moments in History” Show and Royal Majesty Makers at Magic Kingdom Set to End Soon, More Upcoming Walt Disney World Entertainment Budget Cuts Coming
Rare non-ridiculous post alert...
9 years ago today I swore to be the best dad possible to my youngest daughter. ❤️
Thankfully she agreed too!!!
Amazing day!
#Adoption
#Family
I have bad news for you Disney World fans... your kids and grandkids are gonna wish they could go back and experience this extinct land. ..
They won't belive it was allowed to exist without an IP tie in.
The new logo for Disney’s Hollywood Studios has now been added to the newly repainted arch at the park. Here’s a daytime and nighttime look at it. Do you like this new color scheme?
Yes. At EPCOT the other day and very high enforcement levels.. Basically, they want you to pull over to the side, out of the flow of traffic, socially distanced, before pulling mask aside to eat/drink. Was totally do-able and fair IMO.
Outside the tangled bathrooms a father and son emerge with dad telling mom that he changed the family’s next fastpass from Seven Dwarfs Mine Train to “the Mickey meet.” but he actually changed it to Mickey’s PhilharMagic.
Mom literally screams “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”
Disney World is not in Orlando
Disney World is not in Orlando
Disney World is not in Orlando
Disney World is not in Orlando
Disney World is not in Orlando
Hong Kong Disneyland is not in China
Hong Kong Disneyland is not in China
Hong Kong Disneyland is not in China
Hong Kong Disneyland is not in China
Hong Kong Disneyland is not in China
Hong Kong Disneyland is not in China
#FreeHongKong
#WithPurchaseOfEqualOrLesserHongKong
My favorite thing about any Super Bowl is the Walt Disney World trip that comes next. I hope
#TheChiefs
experience the best time at the happiest place on Earth. Someone buy my homie Mahomes a dole whip!
When I read this, I picture CM's in the breakroom glancing at the headline... then down to their pay stub... then back to the headline.. then down to their pay stub.
If you don't pass the initial temperature screening, you can take some time to cool off in this separate tent before passing through screening one additional time.
#DisneySprings