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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

9 years

Being a #Falcons fan is like riding a roller coaster with a terrible safety record.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

7 months

Norway's starting middle linebacker when Bijan Robinson jukes

Front Office Sports

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The NFL is not only allowing, but encouraging active players to participate in Flag Football at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics 🇺🇸 MORE »

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3 years

This seems fine because Sam Darnold has never missed time time due to an infectious disease

David Newton

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3 years

Panthers quarterback Sam Darnold says he hasn't gotten the vaccine for Covid-19 yet. He's still evaluating the situation. Coach Matt Rhule said he isn't telling any players they have to get the shot, allowing them to make their...

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2 years

Grady Jarrett hates Tom Brady with all of his heart and sacks him there, but the officiating crew emerges from Brady's pocket to call a bullshit roughing the passer and keep this drive alive

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

I would like to die

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

Sorry, London

NFL UK & Ireland

@NFLUKIRE

3 years

FOOTBALL IS COMING TO LONDON! @NYJets vs @AtlantaFalcons 🇬🇧🏟️ @SpursOfficial

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

Warning: Due to imminent Julian Edelman retirement, that catch is going to pop up on your timeline. Please orderly evacuate Twitter

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

I know I say something like this every week, but if you are still a Falcons fan after all this time, you are either deeply brave or deeply broken. Either way, thanks for ensuring it's never lonely

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

There's no coming back from this

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

6 months

Always

Gregg Rosenthal

@greggrosenthal

6 months

the Bills are the first team since the 1981 Falcons to be at least +75 in scoring margin through 10 games without a winning record

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Look, sure, Desmond Ridder looked pretty good. And yes, the Falcons won a rare preseason game. But does that mean we're ready to all board the Ridder train and declare the future settled? Yes. Find your tickets, losers

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

The thing about being a Falcons fan is that you cannot make a joke anywhere at any time, because it will come back to bite you in less than an hour

The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

The Bills have surrendered a 28-3 lead, which means we're free

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

5 years

The worst thing the Falcons ever did to us was convince us that they might be good

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

I don't see how you can watch this game and think "keeping the coaching staff was the right idea"

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

Study: Falcons fans are the drunkest and highest fanbase in the NFL on gameday

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

I looked at that checkmark next to Adam Schefter's name for a full 45 seconds

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

6 years

If I was an athlete I genuinely would not want Twitter. Look at the replies to a man mourning a friend

Le'Veon Bell

@LeVeonBell

6 years

NOOO! I do not wanna believe my brother is dead! I cannot take this anymore, life is too short...I just know you’re now in a better place now than this place we call Earth @MacMiller ...I love you bro, and will miss youu 😭

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Falcons fandom is a choose-your-own adventure book where every page is on fire

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Thanks Adam

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

2 years

Now Atlanta is left with holes at wide receiver, offensive line and, of course, quarterback.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Falcons fandom is like going to the same coffee shop every morning, asking for two creams and no sugars, having every employee in there jump over the counter and beat the hell out of you, and then coming back the next morning. I don't know what any of us expect

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

The Bills have surrendered a 28-3 lead, which means we're free

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

7 months

Everything about this image is vaguely upsetting

Philadelphia Eagles

@Eagles

7 months

We've signed WR Julio Jones.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

Falcons won a game. Falcons won a game

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

6 years

Oh god Richard Sherman is going to be eaten by bears

Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet

6 years

#Seahawks CB Richard Sherman has told teammates goodbye over the past 24 hours, sources say, and that he won’t be on the team. Those close to him say nothing is set in stone and there has been no official word. But clearly bears watching.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

This team is cursed. Impossibly cursed

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

7 months

A 6'6" Kyle Pitts watching the 45th pass in the last two seasons clear his head by two full feet

Jacob Gibbs

@jagibbs_23

7 months

Lowest catchable target rate, according to the @FantasyPtsData Suite 57% — Kyle Pitts 58% — Jonathan Mingo 59% — Drake London 63% — Jahan Dotson 63% — Darius Slayton 63% — Amari Cooper 65% — Tee Higgins 68% — Jordan Addison 70% — Jaxon Smith-Njigba

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

5 years

@SBNation They're all members of the Maroon family, just like the Jackson 5. Judging by their music I'll say Chad, Justyn, Sean, Shaun, and Guy Maroon

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

6 months

This game is going to kill us all

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Once again, Drew Brees has thrown something out there that comes up short

Yahoo Finance

@YahooFinance

4 years

Highlight: @readdanwrite asks @drewbrees what the star NFL quarterback thinks about "players kneeling again when the NFL season starts." @drewbrees : “I will never agree with anybody disrespecting the flag of the United States of America or our country.” Full exchange:

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

There are people who will tell you they watch sports to relax and you should never trust those people

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

BREAKING: Mario Addison has not sent Matt Ryan home with an L

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

It's crazy that Desmond Ridder is immortal

Reggie Chatman Jr.

@ReggieChatman

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“They’re going to get everything out of me. A Super Bowl out of me… I’m not leaving until I get a Super Bowl” - Desmond Ridder #Falcons

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

I guess it's time to call it: Matt Ryan was a better pick than Glenn Dorsey. Walked into what we all thought was a bad situation and was immediately successful, delivered a run of success this franchise had never seen before, leaves the best QB in team history. Gonna miss him

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

The Falcons, man. The Atlanta Falcons

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

The Falcons should be embarrassed about this

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

19 days

Falcons came dangerously close to drafting a 52 year old HVAC guy

Josh Kendall

@JoshTheAthletic

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The Falcons had the wrong number when they first tried reaching out to Washington edge Bralen Trice. "My agent texted and said, 'Answer your phone.' I’m like, 'I’m not getting any calls.'"

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Stephen A. Smith: “Falcons might be the dumbest team that I have witnessed in the modern era”

Stephen A. Smith: "Falcons might be the dumbest team that I have witnessed in the modern era"

Smith and other national sports personalities are taking a baseball bat to the Falcons on television right now.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

7 months

That Falcons - Chargers connection transcends time and space

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

In my heart Matt Ryan scored

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

6 years

You could leave Aaron Rodgers tied up in a warehouse on the East Coast and drive west and he'd catch up to you in Colorado on a unicycle

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

I can't stress this enough: Arthur Smith and Terry Fontenot are legitimately staking their careers on Matt Ryan being able to make this work.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Report: Falcons will bring back K Younghoe Koo

The exclusive rights free agent is going to get an offer, which seems like a no-brainer.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

1 year

Estimated cap space per NFC South team, per @spotrac : Falcons: $56.4 million (2nd) Panthers: -$9.6 million (21st) Buccaneers: -$55.7 million (31st) Saints: -$57.4 million (32nd) Bit of a gulf there

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

5 years

I love this man

TMZ

@TMZ

5 years

Julio Jones Says Falcons Don't Want Antonio Brown, 'We Good Over Here'

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Boy we are not gonna enjoy that Falcons-Chiefs game at the end of the year

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

6 years

This is legitimately the most one-sided game I've seen called against the Falcons in years. I'll let you decide whether it's deserved

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

Thanks for spending a frustrating, largely miserable season with us. It's all over for the Falcons, but we will hope 2021 brings us better football and a cheerier year. Appreciate all of you and go Falcons, always

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Falcons beat two of the best teams in the NFC and lost to the pre-Tannehill Titans in the same season We're having a weird one

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

5 years

You all deserve this. You've got busy lives and a lot going on, and cheering for a losing football team isn't easy in light of that. Hope you enjoyed today

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

5 years

Just abysmal football. If you're getting this outclassed by the Titans at home, what are you?

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

Falcons have not erased their tendency to choke but they have learned the Heimlich and I will take that

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

9 months

Falcons defense between the 20s vs. Falcons red zone defense

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Why would you not pick it up. Why? Why! Why?

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

6 years

I don't trust blood relatives the way Dan Quinn trusts Falcons kickers

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Julio Jones beat the 49ers

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

6 years

Julio Jones touchdown and our long national nightmare is over

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Kyle Pitts, first touchdown on American soil. Beautiful, just beautiful

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@TheFalcoholic

3 years

That is a relief, honestly

D. Orlando Ledbetter

@DOrlandoAJC

3 years

#Falcons LT Jake Matthews said the team’s emphasis is on winning.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

BREAKING: Absolutely nothing

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Setting aside personal feelings, here are the many things I respect about Sean Payton:

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

7 months

Koo drills it and the Falcons win 21-19. Ridder's best game as a pro, another good effort from the defense, and the kind of game you gotta win at home. Can't overstate how big that win was, no matter how bumpy the road was to it

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

Give Koo a long-term contract, he does exactly what he needs to do at all times

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

NFL teams were 440-0 scoring 39 or more with 0 turnovers until the Falcons lost Sunday

Per ESPN Stats & Info, the Falcons have made history in the worst way again.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Vaughn was one of the hardest-working men I knew, a reporter of integrity and conscience and someone I trusted implicitly from the moment I met him. He was also a great friend of mine and someone I love very, very much. What an incredible loss

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The Falcoholic

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3 years

Impossible not to root for Keanu Neal. Quality player, overcame devastating injuries, genuinely good guy. Gonna miss him a lot

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Rumor: Dante Fowler, Jr. wants to play for the Falcons

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

5 years

This and the Julio Jones sideline catch were the two greatest plays I've ever seen and oh good I'm sobbing at my kitchen table

Robert Alford

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#TAT23 #SB51

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The Falcoholic

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2 years

Saints coach, previously suspended for illegal bounty program, is now former Saints coach

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@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Per @JeffSchultzATL , the Falcons will fire Dan Quinn this week after dropping to 0-5

Falcons will announce firing of Dan Quinn this week, per reports

The 0-5 start is apparently a bridge too far for Atlanta and Arthur Blank.

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

4 years

Oh Kyle

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

3 years

If they hire him, Joe Brady would be the second consecutive Falcons head coach to have two first names as his first and last name, following Dan Quinn. You have to think he'd have a strong bond with Matt Ryan for that reason, as well. #stats #analytics

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

"I'd love to play for the Atlanta Falcons," Samuel went on, "and I demand to be traded for a sixth round pick."

Rotoworld Football

@rotoworld_fb

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Schefter: Deebo Samuel 'wants to move on' from SF

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

6 years

If you don't love me at my You don't deserve me at my No, wait. That's in the wrong order Also, I didn't line these up correctly The third photo is a squirrel I'm so sorry

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Regardless of what happens today, I would love to hear that one NFL receiver will be joining the Falcons after 4 p.m. today. Just one

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Just combine the Falcons and Chargers into one ultra-cursed franchise, the new logo can be a lightning bolt hitting a bird in flight

ESPN Stats & Info

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Justin Herbert's Pick-6 was the only one this century to occur in the red zone in the 4th quarter of a tie game.

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The Falcoholic

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6 years

Matt Ryan scrambling like he was possessed by the ghost of Michael Vick but Vick was like "what are these legs, these are not legs I'm used to" and he sort of made the best of it but that was good enough

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4 years

I will go to my grave failing to understand how the Falcons could hire Dirk Koetter a second time

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3 years

Matt Ryan with no Calvin Ridley or Russell Gage

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@TheFalcoholic

4 years

I have no interest in anyone's negative opinion of national treasure Julio Jones

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

5 years

OH MY GOD JULIO JONES JULIO JONES JULIO JONES JONEIO JULES

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@TheFalcoholic

1 year

God, I hate the Saints

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@TheFalcoholic

2 years

If you were running a long-term social experiment dedicated to seeing what people could withstand from something they ostensibly like you could not come up with something more diabolical than the Atlanta Falcons

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Scrambling like a minivan through a pottery class

NFL

@NFL

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Matt Ryan 39-yard run? Matt Ryan 39-yard run! @M_Ryan02 📺: #INDvsLV on CBS 📱: Stream on NFL+

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1 year

A Falcons fan can't simply mind his or her business on the internet every day without a major NFL account being like "hey remember this bullshit, loser? Bet you hated that"

NFL

@NFL

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Remember this Hail Mary? Now, @pjwalker_5 & @idjmoore are both heading to the @ChicagoBears . 🐻⬇️

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4 years

Thanks for staying up late to watch the Falcons go 0-4 for the first time since 1999. The upshot is we all secretly love being disappointed and there's no cure for that, but the camaraderie is nice

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@TheFalcoholic

7 months

Being a Falcons fan is living and losing a thousand different lifetimes for three hours on a Sunday

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@TheFalcoholic

3 years

This is the kind of jubilation Atlanta sports fans deserve at all times, may it continue forever

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4 years

Thank you, FOX Sports: NFL

FOX Sports: NFL

@NFLonFOX

4 years

These 3 teams are still looking for their first win!

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

5 years

Isaiah Oliver bounced back in a big, big way tonight

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The Falcoholic

@TheFalcoholic

2 years

Thanks for watching with us. That was the best win of the season, arguably the most complete effort of the season, and a testament to how much better this team is in 2022. Enjoy it, we haven't been able to feel this good about the team for a long time

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5 years

I've said before that I'm sure there are things that Julio Jones can't do but I also defy you to show them to me

The Checkdown

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Julio might be the meanest safety in the game 😈😈😈 @juliojones_11

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4 years

Is it good to know this team is actually as capable as we thought they were heading into the year? Yes. Is it beyond frustrating that they had to string together seven losses in their first eight games before figuring it out? Also yes.

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2 years

Gonna go ahead and address this now before any big news breaks: We're going to cover the Falcons the way we always do. That's going to include being critical where we feel it's warranted, and you won't be surprised we think there's things to be critical about right now.

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Go to hell, @NFL

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5 years

Scientists are calling the salt levels in New Orleans "unprecedented," warning that contact with Saints fans may result in elevated blood pressure

New Orleans Advocate

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From the Advocate editorial board: Super Bowl 53 deserves a new logo with an asterisk, and we have one in mind.

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7 years

THIS IS THE MOST FALCONS WIN OF ALL TIME

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Desmond Ridder will be the new starting quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, per reports. He’ll face the Saints right out of the gate in Week 15.

Desmond Ridder is the new starting QB for the Atlanta Falcons

The Falcons will turn to QB Desmond Ridder in Week 15, per reports. The rookie gets his shot in a charged matchup against Atlanta’s biggest rival: the Saints.

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4 years

I want what the Seahawks have (wins, joy)

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5 years

Matt Ryan has gone rogue

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