🥳 Just .99 - May 16th-22nd only! 🥳
'I fairly devoured this book'
'I was enthralled with the characters and could hardly put this book down'
#MurderMystery
- T H E V I S I T O R -
Over 200 x 5* across Amazon
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@DrLoupis
I just read an interview with her. She claims that her oldest child started choosing to wear dresses when he was just two.
How? Did he go out and buy them himself? Or did she keep some in the wardrobe just in case?
Many
#HappyImSingleBecause
tweets made me sad for all the people who think being in a relationship means not being able to go where you want, be yourself, eat ice cream in the middle of the night, etc.
The trick is to marry/live with someone who isn't a controlling asshole :)
@ambernoelle
They're wrong, anyway. Late 50s/early 60s is the best. After the menopause is all over and your hormones are all calm and level, but before you start crumbling away with old age.
@KTHopkins
@AnonymousOneToo
It's not the 'let's be offensive to get trending and views' that I mind so much - that's just pathetic. It's the fact that you're.... just not very funny.
There has to be more to your act than just 'trying to piss off lefties'; it's starting to get very old, already.
@JamesEsses
@EdKrassen
Nice one, James. I too have seen/read about how harmful they are.
A woman is an adult human female, with a womb, cervix, uterus, etc.
A man is an adult human male with cock and balls. It's not difficult.
@EddieIzzardLab
A) what global profile? B) What is this 'bold vision'? C) What 'positive change'?
Meaningless political buzz-phrases, unless you outline what you actually stand for, apart from men using women's loos.
For everyone who, like me, is currently writing a first draft, and who, like me, has had one of those 'What IS this CRAP I'm writing?' days, remember what Terry Pratchett said (and look forward to all those lovely redrafts):
#WritingCommunity
@aramisx
What this should tell you is that the jab is not a vaccine. And that masks don't work. If it all worked, you wouldn't be ill.
If you expect other people to be responsible for your health, maybe it's best to remain indoors, alone, for the rest of your life. Get well soon.💐
@SandyofSuffolk
No, but it fits with the general deterioration of just about everything. I'm fed up with seeing not only too graphic sex on telly, but people sitting on the loo, being sick, scratching their nethers, being unable to speak without saying the F word every two seconds. Etc etc!!
@DrLoupis
Membership of the Hollywood Elite now requires at least once trans child.
Prior to 2021, the requirement was at least two adopted children from under-developed countries, even if they were quite happy at home.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just got a 2* review because my dark psychological drama featuring 'loss, abduction, murderous intent and a shocking outcome' (from blurb) 'does not leave you feeling upbeat' and was 'rather gloomy'.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#WritersCommunity
#Writers
@BenGoldsmith
Why the Great Reset in inverted commas? They all talk about it, and Schwab has written a book with that very title. Do you not know about Agenda 2030? What is now being revealed about the vaccines? Farms being put out of business? What exactly do you consider to be
@SamuelJJack2
Now I want you to go back to the person who served you and tell her to put the money on the till to ring up at 9am, and hand over the coffee. Tell them that if they can see the logic in this, they might one day have a more fulfilling job.
I totally rock. I sent my latest novel off to the proofreader on Monday, and I have already written the first draft of the first chapter of the next book!
This must be how all those people who publish gazillion books a year actually do it :)
#WritingCommunity
@mollsoneminding
@GMB
@Lauratobin1
Unfortunately, this sort of information is directed at the people who believe everything they hear if it's said by a man with a white coat and a tie, anyone called an 'expert' or a woman with a patronising voice, bright smile and pretty dress.
@Mutant187
@ssbstrongsmart
Sounds like the receptionist was busy and had more important stuff to think about.
Maybe encourage your daughter to toughen up a bit? Not everyone can be expected to buy into this new fad, just because the media has told them they should.
@DrLoupis
TikTok is the 21st century equivalent of Victorian freak shows, except that as far as the latter were concerned, they knew they were there to be mocked. Today's participants take their payment in shares and 'likes'.
@ezralevant
I get the impression that she isn't answering because she doesn't have any, and is only programmed to do what The Mighty Overschwab scripts for her. Though Callum's 'when can I expect some global warming?' was funny....!
Child actor.
Good work, gentlemen!!!
@3ScotchEggs
Ha ha ha! Love this.
When they were all putting 'double vaccinated' in the bios I was tempted to put 'up to date with smear tests' in mine. I mean, why would you include your medical history in your soc med bios????!!!
Yes, I KNOW no one gives a crap about my word count except me, but I'm really pleased to have written 2500 words today - new book had been at 4K for the last 3 weeks.
I'm just pleased with myself for thinking 'I will start writing again today', and actually doing it.
Apparently older people shouldn't post selfies.
There y'go. Age 64. Morning hair scraped back, not much eye make-up. I won't say 'no filters' because frankly if this was filtered/enhanced, I wouldn't have done a very good job!!!!
Oh yeah - because selfies are only for the 20-somethings according to some men. 🤦🏼♀️😬
Krys is stunningly beautiful irrespective of her age.
Here’s my 42-year-old face (again 👀😂) to piss off the haters.
Women over 40 rock. ❤️
Someone tweeted about my new 3 book series yesterday: 'This looks great, is Book
#1
free?'
He was unprepared to take a chance, for £1.99.
This dumbfounds me. I mean, you'd try a new item of food in the supermarket for more, wouldn't you??!!
#writerslife
😏
@CburyCathedral
I'm sure Jesus thinks it's fantastic too. NOT.
Call me wacky, but I thought cathedrals and churches were places of worship. You know, God, Jesus. That stuff.
Crass in the extreme.
I've seen a lot of tweets this morning that moan about the quality of their 'feed'.
How about this:
Think not of what Twitter can do for you, but what you can do for Twitter 🤔
If you want to see interesting stuff, post interesting stuff :)
'Fake virtue peddled by governments for social control is oldest trick in the authoritarian playbook ... when totalitarianism arrives, it will come cloaked in virtue.'
Excellent thread. Says it all.
We are sleepwalking creep towards tech totalitarianism. And as a nation, it’s not who we are or ever should become. Britain should never be a ‘show us your papers’ via QR code society. Historically we are a liberal and moderate nation. We must never forget that.
@LozzaFox
@thecoastguy
This brought tears to my eyes. Fear and frustration. I was hoping to visit Durham Cathedral in January ... I'd rather say a prayer under a tree in the park.
On my walk this morning I saw about 20 bumble bees having a total nectar fest on a lavender bush, none on any other flowers.
So maybe planting a whole bunch of lavender bushes is the way forward.
#SaveTheBees
#Bees
I've had to temporarily make my account private because I've been receiving harrassment and abuse from a book blogger (including libellous comments and 1* reviews on Goodreads), so it will stay like this for the time being. I think this means I can't be RTd, but never mind!
@MayorofLondon
@PrideInLondon
@TfL
Gay has been accepted by the majority for years, and those who don't accepted SSRs for whatever reason probably never will anyway.
This tweet and these stupid buses (couldn't the money have been better spent?) promote the dangerous gender ideology that is harming young people
God, I hate seeing writers who've fallen for the 'contribute to the cost' scam.
#Writers
: if you're asked to do this, it is not a real publishing deal, it's a vanity press, whatever they want to call themselves.
#WritingCommunity
People do... he's 42. He's not going to look like the pretty young lad who won Pop Idol.
Grey hair, deteriorating eyesight, being comfortable with yourself >> not feeling you have to try to look 25... happens to us all!
Will Young 👍👍
@a_star77
@ZubyMusic
First you cause divisions within society. Next, you demonise one section (dirty, scheming, selfish, mad, freeloading, etc). After a while, the other sections don't care too much what happens to them.
Re WWII, etc.
@Phneshamarchett
If you lived in Britain you would understand why they're so unpopular. Like, slagging off your husband's grandmother on a TV chat show, while her husband lay in hospital dying. Not a good look.
My brother is wearing Dad's medal and Royal Engineers tie to a
#RemembranceSunday
service today, as allowed by military protocol. Mum and Dad would have been so pleased :)
I don't like blocking people because it's such an aggressive action (muting being the milder option), but when someone calls you a narcissistic cunt rather than consider your point of view, it has to be done.
Wouldn't have been so bad, but his punctuation was AWFUL. 😝
@theyasminbenoit
@stonewalluk
Protected from what?
Since the world began there have been people with low or non-existent sex drives. What problems are you facing?
My bad arthritis finger hurts so much today that it's painful to type! Yes, I have tried all remedies, some work to varying extents... waiting for it all to kick in.
(I take pictures of it because I find it oddly fascinating!)
It's 4 years today since my lovely mother died in a care home (10 years Alzheimer's).
I'm glad her time came before the insanity of Covid, so that we were able to see her regularly. Dad died exactly 18 months earlier; it would have broken his heart not to be able to visit her.
#TWD
#TheWalkingDead
#TWDAnniversary
#Carol
#MelissaMcbride
4 x 14 THE GROVE
First aired 8 years ago today: March 16th 2014
'She can't be around other people.'
'Maybe we could try to help her. Talk her back somehow.'
'This is how she is. It was already there. I didn't see it.'
Just received DM asking me to vote for a book in an online award. I said I hadn't read it, so I could'nt. Author said (most politely, and offered me a copy) that he votes for books he hasn't read to support the author.
This is crap. Don't do it. Makes a mockery of any award.
Email from Amazon:
Dear **, we thought you might be interested in these titles now available on Kindle Unlimited:
Four titles.
Yeah, I, like, WROTE three of them....
My desktop picture changes every 10 minutes (about 100 pics in the folder) - love when I click on and see this one. My late father, when we'd just come out of church on his 86th birthday in 2015. I don't have many of him laughing, so love this!
@ProofreadJulia
Just heard from a reader who wanted to review my new book, but felt intimidated by the in-depth reviews already on there.
Readers! A review can just one one line, saying that you did or didn't like the book. These are appreciated just as much!
#amreading
#FridayReads
#bookworm
@LucyBra89788166
@BellaLucyBee
@amalaekpunobi
I thought that Azul was the 'wife' because he thought he was a woman, but is there 3rd person involved in this comedy of misgender/mispronouning errors?🤣 So what does this girl in the orange sun top & hairband identify as, then, if not a female?
No, don't tell me, please!!!
@WestYorksPolice
Sounds a bit racist to me. What about those with other skin colours, and why are you spelling black with a capital B? It's not a nationality.
@JamesMelville
Sadder still, far too many people in that boat still refuse to contemplate the possibility that it might be anything to do with the shots, and carry on having them....