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Dingus Ah Um

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5 years

Nutting in my minds eye alone while remaining unhorny

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lol I mean

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Swag lol

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ESPN personalities react to Adam Schefter calling for a thousand years reich and the condemnation of ‘globalists around the globe’

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Also acquired fine art for the home courtesy of the genius pants

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When 2 coaches have become national embarrassments and neither are on the Jets

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- benching tippman for the first 2 months of the season - starting Randall cobb - starting Tim Boyle

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Bears moved up 9 spots and gave up a 1 Jets moved up 9 spots 3 picks later and gave up a 3 and a ~4. Douglas has ascended

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Phish at the sphere is the closest we have to whatever palpatine dragged anakin to right before telling him about the dark side being kick ass

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@ash_tw1 @NXOnNetflix Why did they waste him on a one off character instead of making him Hjalmar or Crach

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@PacePicante ‘Hey miles who you want on the keys’

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@ManaByte People are still pushing this? Lmao. Captain marvel specifically got my super non geek little sister to watch 22 movies in a month and get ready for end game and become a marvel fan.

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@nyjets new generation watching competent jets football

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That set 2 might be the best song sequence of all time

Dead & Company

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Mon. 5/8/23 Barton Hall, Cornell University, Ithaca, NY Showtime: 733pm-11:40pm Next show: Fri. 5/19/23 LA Forun 📷: Matt Busch

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@maplecocaine @charles_kinbote Found it

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@EV4JCR o meu pinto é SECO. seco e as vezes falta sangue. eu nunca disse que era grande. tá satisfeito agora? quer foto do meu pinto roxo que nem um morto afogado?

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Wooks

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This is the greatest graphic of all time

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The @nyjets select OT Mekhi Becton with the #11 Pick in the 2020 #NFLDraft

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When you are tripping at Denver international airport on Labor Day just know you are not alone

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Shades of mawae. I am begging you. Take him top 5 I do not care. @nyjets

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Best center in college football...

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If you were at the goose vamprire weekend show they need to update you in the census to super white

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Clorox is actually the beverage sponsor

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@Variety Has nothing to do with ‘multiverse’ and everything to do with creative storytelling

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Lol at Trey making a bunch of respected musicians play blaze on

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Andrew Luck hanging on an extra year so the colts took a guard instead of Sam Darnold >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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They were a playoff team. The pieces is supposed to be him LMFAOOOOO

Hoop Central

@TheHoopCentral

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Kyrie Irving flatout saying this Nets team isn’t enough and they need more pieces (Via @TimBontemps ).

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@bobby This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

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@_SweepingViews Basically, but no

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@MeekPhill_ Clearly u were offline for Adam Gase

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@FL0WERPILLAR @GamerTakes I never heard of it either but I’ll prob check it out instead lol

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Can’t believe Clapton made like the best album ever cuz he was horny for his buddy’s gf

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You’re the only one who deserves some slack for not seeing this coming.

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Stop this bullshit right now.

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@ochocinco

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Trey worst dressed despite having a guy in a donut moo-moo

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@TylerIAm Retroactively making Shaq 98% ‘from 3’>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Everyone who’s ever seen season 2 of the wire is logging on

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We got a guy scoping it out in the bushes

Optimistic Jets

@OptimisticJets

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Robert Saleh has arrived to the #Jets facility. #Takeflight

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Surrounding their young qb with Tim Tebow and Brian Schottenheimer. The jags are what the Jets were at their most laughable*

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The Jags are what people want the Jets to be

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@curtofranklin May he ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

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Wait how much were the phish México tickets

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'Historic step': Mexico judge approves recreational cocaine use

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The bachelor’s cart

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If you are into cocaine recommend trying the Kirkland Signature cold brew

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Billy has ascended the tiers and looks down upon all foes.

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@Avengers @prattprattpratt The reason infinity war needed a sequel

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@PacePicante ‘Hey miles who you want on the keys’

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This is about as funny as it gets, to me

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Remember when they invented the term metrosexual for guys who like trim their pubes and wash their ass and own a bottle of hand lotion

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Seems like a waste of cream cheese

deep fried mom brain

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dear straight men, put that stuff you use to jack off with on your entire body

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This is still I think one of the funniest things that has ever happened

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@minakimes Magic treats twitter how the rest of us treat LinkedIn

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Ok any other album anniversaries I need to know about today?

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Idzik had one bad draft while digging out of Tannenbaums implosion. And setting up Macc w assets. Maccagnan is like grigson level WOAT tier dogshit who left a talentless roster w a ton of dead money and had 5 years to do it. Not close. Anyone who thinks otherwise dont know ball

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@PitchingNinja Yusei Goodbye, I sei hello

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@joshtenet Other guy in his team is an epic coens background guy

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@steventphoto @boysforpeles You’d be wrong and goofy

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@robotsnake20 @floralfeline Lookin like

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These are dog ass terrible.

TSN

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20 potential names for Utah's NHL franchise have been released and opened up to a fan vote 🧐 Which name do you like the best?

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Manish is the alpha and omega. He is both essential and useless. He is a genius and an idiot. He is either the biggest obstacle or the biggest ally for the team. We do and don’t deserve him. He brings balance to the beat.

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Come get T’d up before you get LSD’d up

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And they all work for @PFF

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According to Washington Post, the number of men under 30 who never have sex has TRIPLED in the last ten years. That is an astonishing statistic.

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Hello darkness my old friend

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@TylerIAm Brandon Marshall deserves more respect what he did in 8 years

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@LHissrich @IGN Adapting short stories as a coherent narrative seems like a challenge and I thought it was a job well done. Thanks for bringing this to life

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You are allowed to be a fan of multiple bands at once

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Spicy batter fried chiccen thigh Sammy on toasted brioche w comebacc sauce n sliced dill piccle

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Instead of bringing an emotional support animal to a phish show, I might suggest emotional support MDMA

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time for a cold one

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The elder wooks that had the foresight to record dead shows are to be revered for all time

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the last of us is so unrealistic like I’m supposed to believe he drank a quart of coffee after 20 years and didn’t blow a mud pie thru the floor of that Chevy ? huh

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@borgposting

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Fellas is it gay to not die of preventable cancer

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That’s the point ,

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Harvey Weinstein’s lawyers say he’ll die behind bars if sentenced to more than five years

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@PolkCoSheriff @guich6010 @WFLA Test deez nuts

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@YahooSports @FourVerts Best pick

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No way they actually put bats on the 2020 quarter lmaooo

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Good set so far

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@PFTompkins I’m excited for the late 2010s period pieces with characters casually blasting their juul in between lines

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Saleh brothers when Rex opens his foot sucking maw

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Goose asserting itself amongst jaded wook twitter

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Everyone say happy birthday to Lucy

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If only it was 15 senators

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Elder wooks that sit quietly thru whole set

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Keanu Reeves as my wife: Keanu Leaves

reggie millers belly button tattoo

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Keanu Reeves as a butler: Keanu Jeeves

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Just going to reiterate that msg in the summer TAB playing a million festivals and no phorty ball is a travesty and a disaster

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@ReallyTallGuyy @MCU_Direct @ChrisEvans They closed his story perfectly there’s no need

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All jam bands are good except for the ones I have an irrational vendetta against

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The greatest 6th round pick of all time and Tom Brady

Adam Luckett

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Brandin Echols gets an INT and has the GOAT sign it after the game.

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Kendrick cool but I’m more looking forward to like the 5th YOD album this year

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@mattlavietes Get a grip

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Eating capicola over the sink, breathing heavily like I’m Tony soprano

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Dinner with Jesus historically has some pretty bad vibes

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1 Trillion or 10 minute dinner with Jesus? 👀

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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕥

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Gizz is basically just straight evil Phish? None of that love and light?

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Ian Rapoport

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#Saints coach Sean Payton tested positive for COVID-19 and is out Sunday.

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‘White people don’t use seasoning’

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@Variety One of the finest thespians of our generation.

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Leap day is an excellent reminder that time is a construct and all that exists is this moment. Experience it

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Down by multiple TDs at halftime? (Again) Better get scribbling (again)

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