*someone slips*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
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don’t say it
Me : It’s a pair a these yer wanting
We can confirm that Billy Gilmour has tested positive for COVID-19.
Having liaised with Public Health England, Billy will now self-isolate for 10 days and therefore miss tomorrow’s UEFA EURO 2020 Group D match against Croatia at Hampden.
We can confirm the plane transporting the first team home from Lisbon has landed safely in Liverpool, after high winds forced a diversion from Manchester.
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We would like it tae be warmer in here and for the decor to be a wee bit more inviting, to lose the stale smell of pish. We would like tae come in here and no wanty kill wurselves.
*Flirting with my crush*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
Me : A like the PlayStation, dae you like the PlayStation?
Icy weather has left residents in Ukraine struggling to stay upright - and one patch proved particularly challenging 😨❄️
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Yer Swedes, yer Norwegians, yer Icelandics... they all live in places of the long winter's night. What do they dae? How do they combat the boredom? I'll tell ye what they dae. They seek the company of Mr John Barleycorn. They get pished!
We would like it tae be warmer in here and for the decor to be a wee bit more inviting, to lose the stale smell of pish. We would like tae come in here and no wanty kill wurselves.
Ordinarily, if am hammerin or sawin, I use the right hand, but av seen me wae pliers in ma left hand then switchin to ma right when this hand gets sore. But gie me a pen and away I go, wae the right hand.
Jack here'll tell you, if I'm doin a crossword, it's my left. All capitals.
Because 100 folk today is 200 folk the morra! And the day after that is 300. Before you know its the end of the week and 1000 folk are infected!
then the next week it’s 2000 infected
then the next week it’s 3000 infected
Then the next week...
Oh, hallelujah, you're safe. I mean, when was it you left, yesterday? You've landed noo and you're safe! Oh, well, thank God, we were worried sick. Everyone, it's Jack and Victor, they're safe!
Ordinarily, if am hammerin or sawin, I use the right hand, but av seen me wae pliers in ma left hand then switchin to ma right when this hand gets sore. But gie me a pen and away I go, wae the right hand.
Jack here'll tell you, if I'm doin a crossword, it's my left. All capitals.
Tory MP Michael Fabricant says the understanding was that the alleged No 10 garden party was "not spreading the disease because these were people already working closely together".
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