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@StillGameReacts
Still Game
2 years
You’ve just paid £85 for a grinch visit Expectations : Pillow fights with the weans and toilet roll round yer Christmas tree Reality :
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That’s no a rug, that’s a beefy bake
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Any condoms navid?
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straight line: ______________________________________ dashed line: ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ Greatest line in TV history:
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*someone slips* my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Me : It’s a pair a these yer wanting
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@ScotlandNT
Scotland National Team
3 years
We can confirm that Billy Gilmour has tested positive for COVID-19. Having liaised with Public Health England, Billy will now self-isolate for 10 days and therefore miss tomorrow’s UEFA EURO 2020 Group D match against Croatia at Hampden.
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How to break the ice...
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@ManCity
Manchester City
2 years
We can confirm the plane transporting the first team home from Lisbon has landed safely in Liverpool, after high winds forced a diversion from Manchester. #ManCity
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Still Game
6 years
Open the door, for I am a bogus gasman wae fake ID an am here tae ransack yer hoose!
@edinburghpaper
Edinburgh Evening News
7 years
Scottish Water issue safety advice over bogus callers
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4 years
COVID-19 at the pub door at 9:59pm
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Beer gardens : Expectation Reality
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2 years
As soon as you wake up on Christmas morning
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1 year
“Football’s coming home”
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6 years
We would like it tae be warmer in here and for the decor to be a wee bit more inviting, to lose the stale smell of pish. We would like tae come in here and no wanty kill wurselves.
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2 years
Everyone in the UK
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6 years
It’s a pair a these yer wantin. Permagrip, Timpsons, £19.99!
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4 years
Trump when he loses the election
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2 years
RIP Robbie Coltrane
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Are ye still oan the saft drinks? Naw... What ye drinkin then!? Eh lager. Yer no meant tae dae that! How? Side effects!
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It’s a pair a these yer wantin, permagrip soles, timpsons 19.99.
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@captaintommoore
Captain Sir Tom Moore
3 years
Well done boys. The nation is behind you! #ThreeLions
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“Football’s coming home”
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Lassies finding out NASA changed their star sign
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5 years
*finishes watching Still Game* Two minutes later :
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6 years
*Flirting with my crush* my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Me : A like the PlayStation, dae you like the PlayStation?
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Still Game
3 years
It’s a pair ae these yer wantin
@SkyNews
Sky News
3 years
Icy weather has left residents in Ukraine struggling to stay upright - and one patch proved particularly challenging 😨❄️ Watch more videos from Sky News:
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4 years
It’s a pair a these yer wantin, permagrip soles, timpsons 19.99.
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6 years
“A like the PlayStation... Dae you like the PlayStation?”
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6 years
I am: ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay ⚪️ bi 🔘 a bogus gasman, wae fake ID n am here tae ransack yer hoose
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5 years
It’s a pair a these yer wantin
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How it started How it’s going
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3 years
It’s Isa Wae sandwiches
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@STVNews
STV News
4 years
Hundreds of homes lost power after a driver crashed his car into an electricity substation.
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Still Game
6 years
Are ye still on the saft drinks? Naw. What are ye drinking? Lager. How many?! Five. You’re no meant tae dae that! How? Side effects!
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Lola
6 years
ríp mi color
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5 years
Just yer leg
@MilesKaneMusic
Miles Kane
5 years
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW X
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@Tgarratt10
Tom Garratt
3 years
We are gonna fucking hammer you skirt wearing freaks Friday night 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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1 year
That’s no a chippy, that’s an invite to Navid’s daughters wedding
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2 years
Current situation :
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6 years
Yer Swedes, yer Norwegians, yer Icelandics... they all live in places of the long winter's night. What do they dae? How do they combat the boredom? I'll tell ye what they dae. They seek the company of Mr John Barleycorn. They get pished!
@BBCScotland
BBC Scotland
6 years
People who live in cold climates with less sunlight are more likely to drink heavily, according to a new study.
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5 years
Well, Look who it isnae.
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6 years
Cin ye see me noo?
@steedie67
Sean Steedman
6 years
7 years av lived in this house and am still trying to figure out why we’ve got a peephole
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@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
4 years
SERBIA HAVE EQUALISED AGAINST SCOTLAND IN THE 90TH MINUTE!
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My plans 2020
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6 years
Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment.
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Scottish weather : Me yesterday Me today
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“I’ll not be taking a vaccine, I SAID I’LL NOT BE TAKING A VACCINE”
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5 years
Scones, are quite smashing, they also are delicious. I keep them in that cupboard there, right beside the dishes.
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1 year
That should spring back but I’ve timed it… 15 full minutes for that to reset. Put yer finger in there.
@ladbible
LADbible
1 year
🔔 | Olympian horrifies fans with alarming video after 'legs turn to playdough' due to silent killer More below:
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6 years
I SAID STAN TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS FUCKIN SONG
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🎶Hurdy gurdy gurdy in the windae boaxes🎶
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We would like it tae be warmer in here and for the decor to be a wee bit more inviting, to lose the stale smell of pish. We would like tae come in here and no wanty kill wurselves.
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5 years
MEENA YA BOOT
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Ordinarily, if am hammerin or sawin, I use the right hand, but av seen me wae pliers in ma left hand then switchin to ma right when this hand gets sore. But gie me a pen and away I go, wae the right hand. Jack here'll tell you, if I'm doin a crossword, it's my left. All capitals.
@archivesgowmez
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tell me something i don't know
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Am no putting up with that. A used tae be in the Fire Brigade, am gonnae say something.
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6 years
I’m : ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay ⚪️ bi 🔘 no wantin an empire biscuit, am wantin a snowball
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6 years
Still game season 9 will air on February 24th 2019.
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“What have you been doing to pass the time while in quarantine?”
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What did you pack cheese fur? A like cheese.
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@ScotlandNT
Scotland National Team
4 years
Kenny McLean... SCORES! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿: ✅✅✅✅✅ 🇮🇱: ❌✅✅✅ WE'RE THROUGH TO THE FINAL!
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2 years
The whole of Scotland in January
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@Dominos_UK
Domino's Pizza UK
2 years
New topping ideas?
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Everyone in Scotland now when someone comes home from a Holiday
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People with the flu: I feel shit. Just want to stay in bed and do nothing People with the Coronavirus :
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5 years
Please remain seated while the bus is in motion. Motion, Motion, calamine lotion!
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Hurdy gurdy gurdy in the windae boxes
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Open this door I say
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@STVNews
STV News
6 years
Pensioner robbed by two bogus gasmen in balaclavas
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TV companies bidding for the rights to broadcast Scottish Football matches...
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Ballad of Mrs Begg
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Me trying to speak to someone after a 6 month lockdown
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Pubs in Scotland on July 15th
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Combatting boredom during the bad weather...
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6 years
King of leckie
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2 days into quarantine...
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Because 100 folk today is 200 folk the morra! And the day after that is 300. Before you know its the end of the week and 1000 folk are infected! then the next week it’s 2000 infected then the next week it’s 3000 infected Then the next week...
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@ the Euros
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“I’m Troy, the gardener.” You’re no Troy the gardener, You’re boaby the barman.
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That boy at Timpsons is getting kicked squarely in the nuts!
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5 years
Oh, hallelujah, you're safe. I mean, when was it you left, yesterday? You've landed noo and you're safe! Oh, well, thank God, we were worried sick. Everyone, it's Jack and Victor, they're safe!
@WestHam
West Ham United
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We've arrived safe and sound in Marbella ✈ Time to get to work 👊
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Ordinarily, if am hammerin or sawin, I use the right hand, but av seen me wae pliers in ma left hand then switchin to ma right when this hand gets sore. But gie me a pen and away I go, wae the right hand. Jack here'll tell you, if I'm doin a crossword, it's my left. All capitals.
@vipismythrone
HAILS
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Tell me something I don’t know
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Get yer scants and nylons aff, there's a wee sherry. Into the bedroom and yabba dabba doo.
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‘Frankie’ the bookie when Winston loses a bet
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What did Mary Curry Discover? Marie Curie! Radium! Let’s just see shall we... Wake me up before you go go.
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@SkyNews
Sky News
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Tory MP Michael Fabricant says the understanding was that the alleged No 10 garden party was "not spreading the disease because these were people already working closely together". 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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What part of Croatia are you from? Springburn.
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“I’m Troy, the gardener.” You’re no Troy the gardener, You’re boaby the barman.
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We’re trying tae win back auld Joe’s buggy!
@MunnirEmirate
Munir Emirate
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Here we go #Huawei
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S’gone.
@emctid93x
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How do you pronounce this??? RT for "Scone" Like for "Scon" Trying to prove a point
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Celtic bidding for any player
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This is the ballad of Mrs Begg Who doubted Winston's dodgy leg Now she waits on me around the clock Because she got fond of OLD BERTS COCK!
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@birmingham_live
Birmingham Live
3 years
Covid fines for 17 men caught having poker night in city centre tower block
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Netflix: Look at all of these new shows/movies we’ve added to our ever growing catalogue! Me: Puts on Still Game for the 5 millionth time.
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3 years
👏🏻👀
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@DailyMirror
The Mirror
4 years
Man's doorbell rings at 2am and he checks security camera to find creepy visitor
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