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Stalltt

@Stalltt

4 months

the only rational helldiver

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Stalltt

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1 year

yeah so anyway editing videos and streaming are probably two of the hardest jobs on the planet

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2 years

@HarleyPlays They don't call him the "top g" for nothing

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@Stalltt

3 years

I'm actually really excited about the Vive Flow! Once you finish watching unspeakable acts with your brand new porn goggles, you can flip them around and stare regretfully at how haggard and world-weary you've become in the smooth mirrored finish.

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3 years

🤞

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2 years

it was always a joke that we hated the audio listeners for the podcast but then I went and completely forgot to upload on spotify for over two hours after releasing on youtube

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3 years

💰🤑💰

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@Stalltt

3 years

this is probably the spookiest thing I've ever seen

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@Stalltt

7 months

nice try bro, I'm not falling for that one again

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1 year

@ForeheadFables @Bizzlesnaff Acknowledges that it is a joke, continues to be offended anyway. The classic.

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4 months

broken leg, no ammo, no meds, surrounded, can't stop to call in support still doing my part

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3 years

@ForeheadFables

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@Stalltt

3 years

It's been a lot of fun editing for @ForeheadFables , but it will not be on my resume.

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@Stalltt

2 years

Being a youtuber is almost the same exact workflow as being an online sex worker, but it's a lot easier to explain the value of flashing a tiddie.

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@Stalltt

2 years

Never let your work get in the way of leisure

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2 years

Wow, this is so sad. Maybe if we could get an uncensored version of the video, we could really better empathize with and support the mom here.

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2 years

Woman Flashes her Boobs. Mother gets mad her kids saw Boobs. Crowed throws beer on mad mother.

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@Stalltt

6 years

You're in the gym and this guy slaps his ass and turns to you

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@Stalltt

2 years

my favorite part of tonight's stream was when my cats

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@Stalltt

3 years

@ForeheadFables @PapaPoob I used to enjoy editing, but now I can't do it without breaking down in tears. He needs an intervention.

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@Stalltt

3 years

I've put a lot of thought into this, and I've reached a conclusion. The internet has delivered to me far more tiddy than I deserve to have ever seen.

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@Stalltt

4 years

lookin @ you bish @Miss_Vexx

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@Stalltt

4 years

just another average day editing the next episode of @ForeheadFables

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@Stalltt

2 years

@ContraPoints Sorry I was too bothered by the attempted parasocial hook of opening a short video with "Hi baby" like it's a totally not weird thing to say and then follow up with a question about getting hit by a truck

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@Stalltt

2 years

I swear it's a good mic guys, you just gotta believe me

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@Stalltt

2 years

I told the A.I. to imagine Shaquille O'Neal in Blade Runner and now this is the only movie I want to watch

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@Stalltt

2 years

@StimpeeYT I'd ask if you tried thumbnails that aren't gay porn, but that would be asking you to compromise your own integrity

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@Stalltt

2 years

Yeah because multiplayer has been going fucking great for you.

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2 years

They’re a 10 but they only like playing single-player games

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@BlargMyShnoople bruh the lisp

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5 years

People who say that videogames don't cause violence haven't seen this shocking and graphic minecraft video.

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@Stalltt

2 years

@stalker_thegame pre-ordered deluxe for listening to feedback

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1 year

the only hate and bullying that I support is against the british, so I'm not a huge fan of this

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Another Twitch Streamer, Silvervale, a VTuber, was brought to tears after being doxxed/harassed for playing Hogwarts Legacy.

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4 years

Had to wear a mask for the first time today. Not because I have anything against masks, but because I haven't left my yard or talked to a stranger since January. Attached to this tweet is an actual photograph of me emerging from my isolation chamber.

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9 months

@GeneralSamsSec the hurricane you deserved, not so much the first part

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@Stalltt

2 years

@markiplier It's funny that they left it in the timestamps so if you go there it is just fornite balloon pop

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@Stalltt

2 years

Always shoot your shot. Someone might be dumb enough to fall into it.

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@Stalltt

2 years

Non controversial statement: If I'm watching a stream and I get 1/6 ads, the window closes before the first ad even starts playing.

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@Stalltt

4 years

Yeah, I'm a gamer. 😎

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@Stalltt

3 years

next podcast is delayed until I 100% Days Gone

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@Stalltt

10 months

one linus tech tips employee said something offhand about gamers nexus not testing as rigorously as them and he went "UHM, ACKSHUALLY" for over fourty minutes. nothing personnel kid, you just got youtubed

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Tech YouTube channel Gamers Nexus called out Linus Tech tips over ethical concerns & accuracy

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@Stalltt

3 years

Hanging out with dudes who play Tarkov when you don't is kind of like hanging out with relapsing junkies. Once every few months they disappear on wipe day and then eight or so weeks later they crawl back promising they'll be better this time.

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Stalltt

@Stalltt

4 years

@svendsgaard That's weird. I tweet about my massive mythic milkers all the time and no one cares.

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@Stalltt

3 years

modern AAA gaming experience

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@Stalltt

3 years

@GeneralSamsSec Bruh pulled up and said "nah this can't be the house, it looks like shit"

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@Stalltt

8 years

#GIVEAWAY Thank you for 500 followers! 15 @LuckyRandomKeys & #Overwatch Origins Edition (PC)

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@Stalltt

2 years

spoiler: he can't

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@Stalltt

3 years

@ForeheadFables just saw the spookiest shit

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@Stalltt

2 years

None of my friends care that I got a new pasta maker. I thought this would be a big moment for all of us, but clearly I was wrong.

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@Stalltt

3 years

@ForeheadFables @PapaPoob One of my favorites

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@Stalltt

2 years

was it the double finger guns?

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@Stalltt

2 years

they might really actually need therapy @ForeheadFables

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@Stalltt

2 years

nothing like good ol' fashioned teamwork in @ChivalryGame

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@Stalltt

3 years

@ForeheadFables there will never be an aqua podcast without audio issues

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@Stalltt

3 years

dude really just said "$40 is too much for a game I don't see myself spending 2,000 hours in" Like I didn't just spent $30 on beef jerky that won't last the NIGHT

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@Stalltt

4 years

@GeneralSamsSec Woah, woah, woah. Let's not be hasty. I know a few VR games with fully functioning revolvers.

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@Stalltt

3 years

Think I can file sexual harassment for having to find the perfect frame in a video of my employer licking his lips?

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@Stalltt

3 years

Microsoft blocking nudity in the gamepass version of Conan Exiles is one of the funniest things I've heard this week. You can cut a man in half, drag a woman to a slave pit to be "tamed" into Thralldom, and have your ass eaten by a giant anaconda. But don't you DARE show nipple.

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3 years

@GeneralSamsSec Does this mean he gets to puddle jump in front of your kids next? Eye for an eye and all that

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2 years

Throwback to little 2004 me installing Counter-Strike: Condition Zero on our family PC. Mom was convinced Steam was a virus. Looking back, she wasn't far off.

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@Stalltt

3 years

@GeneralSamsSec Kind of like soothouse, but actually a descent into schizophrenia

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@Stalltt

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@ForeheadFables @HarleyPlays I do not like this at all

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@Stalltt

3 years

@GeneralSamsSec @HermanMiller @Electra I finally decided to get a new chair for myself and after Sam heard, he garnished my wages and started screaming about buckets being $10 on amazon. This shallow attempt at getting sponsored has caused me substantial psychological duress.

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@Dontoni_Lamb @ForeheadFables I wouldn't hold my breath

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@Stalltt

3 years

@ForeheadFables Kind of hoping for hosts next, but we'll take what we can get

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3 years

Really hoping this business model involves the coffee shop being wildly unsafe for second dates.

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@GeneralSamsSec you've been sick all year, if bizzle didn't want a taste of those parasites he wouldn't be on his way to lick your doorknobs

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@Stalltt

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@GeneralSamsSec #1 rule of being fat, move reaaaal slow with any chair you don't 100% trust

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@Stalltt

1 year

@GeneralSamsSec this dude just showing off his griddle setup unionize eat the rich

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@Stalltt

2 years

@GeneralSamsSec blasting the gibberish part from Freak on a Leash on repeat while my pitbull gnashes his teeth and leaps at random children

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@Stalltt

2 years

Gonna be real, the crab doesn't add shit to the crab rangoon. Half the time it makes it worse. Be honest with yourself. All you want is the fried cream cheese wonton, and that's okay.

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@Stalltt

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@skatie420 the future of avoiding women at all costs grows brighter by the day

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@Stalltt

2 years

@GeneralSamsSec Sell the wife and children, maximize screen time

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@Stalltt

2 years

Close enough, a.i. Close enough.

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@Stalltt

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@GeneralSamsSec

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2 years

@GeneralSamsSec Save some for the rest of us, gonna speedrun the Twitchcon to homeless tent pipeline

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@Stalltt

3 years

I'd like to issue an apology to our audio only listeners. We got approved for video on Spotify so now we can't play that fun game where the guys laugh for ten minutes at a visual gag without explaining it, leaving you confused and forcing you to go look it up on youtube.

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@Stalltt

3 years

@GeneralSamsSec if I want to hear a game review it would definitely be from a guy who plays league of legends day in and day out

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@Stalltt

3 years

Woah wait you're telling me that someone who has avoided a face reveal for years in the public spotlight isn't actually the super hot dude you guys pictured in your heads? woah

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@Stalltt

1 year

this all felt a little too natural

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@Stalltt

2 years

@GeneralSamsSec -Quote from man who settled for a florida woman

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3 years

I listened to a podcast yesterday that had nine people on it that still managed to have less talking over each other than @ForeheadFables

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@Stalltt

3 years

absolutely disrespectful

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@Stalltt

1 year

Shoutout to the entire @PostScriptumGam dev team for getting laid off over the holidays with zero warning or ceremony, not even an official announcement. There's going to be a bunch of talented devs looking for jobs moving into the new year.

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@Stalltt

3 years

@GeneralSamsSec yo I bet this dude never even killed the ender dragon lololol

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@Stalltt

1 year

yeah I'd say the @BattleBitGame helicopter update went pretty swell

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@Stalltt

3 years

@GeneralSamsSec @bunnydelphine and if we're being honest, she's got terrible rates

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@Stalltt

2 years

@GeneralSamsSec @VilifiedPeanut alright I'm deleting your camera track

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@Stalltt

3 years

@ForeheadFables We could aim a little lower. What about Barack?

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@Stalltt

4 years

I'm really disappointed that after all of the controversy, it is still difficult to find beautiful mothers giving the gift of life by breastfeeding on Twitch. Where is the quality content we were promised?

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Stalltt

@Stalltt

2 years

Burn it all down.