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Searching for a mission in life...while navigating TV.

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@Ssmova
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7 months
Some people are just too traumatized and damaged by their past experiences to be in a successful relationship. That's the tweet.
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8 months
I don't care what you say, Mary Cosby is an unbalanced clown that shouldn't have been allowed to return to #RHOSLC . She should be talking to her closet mannequins...
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Watching #ParisinLove and...look who made an appearance 😂😂😂. #RHOBH #Sutton
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@Ssmova
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6 months
If insensitivity was a person...😳😳🤦🏻‍♀️. "How do you know?", said nobody ever when a friend told them they had cancer. #rhom #Larsa
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@Ssmova
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21 days
Season 3 reunion #RHOP . I'm just going to leave it out there and fade in the background 😂. #RHOPReunion
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2 years
@flowernoy_ @thisisnefertiti Which raises the question, how often does she actually bother with the hassle?
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5 months
I did not remember this jewel. Love her or hate her, Lisa Vanderpump was pure comedy 🤣🤣. #RHOBH #Vanderpump #pumprules
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@Ssmova
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2 years
Anyone else feeling like Tiki & wife don't fit in the NJ franchise or am I losing my mind? #RHONJ
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2 years
#RHONJ fans,please stop shaming Jackie's therapist because she got flushed filming for a TV show. It's not cool,be kinder people.
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22 days
Everyone watching Potomac focusing on race. Me: But why? What is this?? #RHOP #RHOPReunion
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3 months
Watching Kiki get emotional in her confessional was heartbreaking. I'd like to see more of her life. The cast not attending her party was so disrespectful...Especially when Kiki ALWAYS shows up, even for a 5 days away welcome back party. #RHOM #RHOMIAMI
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Out of all the HWs, It's undeniable that LVP has been the only one to truly capitalise on the experience to further her career and take it to the next level. #VanderpumpVilla #VanderpumpRules #RHOBH
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5 months
This is what immature brat behaviour who always blames the world for her problems looks like at its finest. How are you going to be welcome at your in-laws? YOU ruined both their kids lives sleeping with your sister in law husband. #RHOSLC #StopThePityParty
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3 months
Dear all, why has NOBODY ever asked Lisa Hochstein the real reason why she doesn't speak to any of her family members, even when she has said it numerous times? Anyone else curious? #RHOM #RHOMiami #RHOMReunion #WWHL
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5 months
I take Dr.G as seriously as a psychiatrist as I take the font on his lab coat...🤣 #Married2Medicine #MarriedToMed #Married2med
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3 months
Potentially unpopular opinion, because I'm seeing many tweets shaming #sofiavergara for being "awkward and uptight" on #wwhl . She was promoting her show, and should have been invited on her own like most stars are,not with Alexia to mostly talk about Housewives...
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8 months
Heather embodying me during that whole embarrassing lunch. Tamra's thirst knows no limit... #RHOC
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4 months
If I hear the words "narrow esophagus" again... #RHOBH
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5 months
I did you all a favour and watched Garcelle's #BlackGirlMissing . I was pleasantly surprised because I was expecting an unpalatable flop like Kandi & Todd "movie". I also spotted her kids as extras 🤣. #RHOBH #Garcelle
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7 months
@notcapnamerica Why don't people just put white American like they do when they talk about black Americans? This is not a representation of white people worldwide...it gets old, honestly.
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8 months
I'm quite new to #RHOC and I already dislike Tamra with passion... That woman is vile and she'd poison herself if she bit her tongue. Do fans really like her??
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3 months
We all know that Lisa is only crying because of the lavish lifestyle she's going to lose with the divorce. Facts. #RHOM #RHOMiami
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5 months
Kelly Bensimon's ego has only gone up since her last #RHONY . It's painful to watch... #RHUGT #RHUGT4
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3 months
Any bets on how many times Andy Cohen yawns, while Dorit tries to explain her mishaps this season? 😂 #RHOBH #RHOBHreunion
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2 years
Can anyone attracted to men explain to me Gary's appeal? Because I don't see it... #belowdecksailing
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3 years
My favorite moment #RHOBH this season. I could see this 24h on a loop. Sutton summing up how we feel about #Erikagirardi #erikajayne
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For all of us naysayers, Larsa giving us irrefutable proof that her body was sculpted in the gym, not the operating room 🤣🤣🤣. #RHOM
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2 years
Raise your hand if you too want the "Che Díaz" character gone. #AndJustLikeThat #ajlt
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6 months
And the Bravo Oscar for best dramatic performance goes to...Kyle!! #BelowDeckMediterranean #BelowDeckMed
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6 months
What was the first reality show you ever watched? I'll start: Mob Wives
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2 years
@Realitytvkid I am not going to lie, he's got a type, she pretty much looks like Dolores without plastic surgery...
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6 months
Am I the only one seeing that Monica's mom was right telling her it was not the moment for that outburst? It was a childish tantrum... #RHOSLC
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5 months
Last week Sutton was an alcoholic, this week she is an anorexic alcoholic. Any guesses for what Kyle is going to say that Sutton is next week? 😂 #RHOBH
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2 years
Call me unromantic but after watching the Tinder Swindler and now #badvegan ,I still don't understand that kind of unconditional love.
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If you always thought that Jill was a nightmare...imagine Jill with a bell 🔔 #RHONY #BelowDeck
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21 days
I would have loved to see Chef @HargroveRachel dealing with Jill & the 25,576 dietary restrictions of these charter guests 😂😂😂. #BelowDeck
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3 years
@exilehive @CrazyZayy I'm happy but sad that he had to wait over 30 years to really smile and feel good about himself...
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Bravo & Andy are really sending Annemarie on a "redemption" tour to make her more likeable to the audience so they don't have to chop her...girl bye. #RHOBH
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Bye Wig Hello Drama
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Annemarie admits she’s made “a lot of mistakes” on #RHOBH
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Andy summing up how I feel every time Wendy opens her mouth, and regretting giving her 1st seat. #RHOPReunion #RHOP
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Unpopular opinion : Brandi Glanville is one of the worst things that ever happened to any HWs franchise. #RHOBH #RHUGT Haters come.
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@erikajayne High demand? I'd love to see those numbers...
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4 months
Well... apparently 6.600 dollars in child support doesn't seem to please your "queen" Monica Garcia. #RHOSLC #RHOSLCReunion
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28 days
@bitchybybravo Just the audacity of saying the word privilege, when your mother's wealth has paved the way for you most of your life is laughable.
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You're not the only soul she's eating, Fraser 😂🤣😂. #BelowDeck
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3 years
I'm still not completely sold on Andy going that blunt on Erika in the preview. Until I don't see the whole reunion,I'm not convinced this wasn't a 5 minute thought questions and then is going to be kiss ass saying how strong she is for enduring the hard times she's had. #RHOBH
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2 years
@wrexweed The condescending comments, superior attitude, rejoicing when people are hurt by her words and then her crocodile tears to play victim are absolutely nauseating. How people are asking for her to come back, escapes me...
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I've been "trying" to watch #TopChef , which I love, but is it me or is this season just not engaging?
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3 months
To all my Spanish speakers...why does Alexia sound so much smarter and educated in Spanish?? #RHOM #RHOMIAMI
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Annemarie is desperately trying to hold onto that diamond 💍 at all costs, and I'm over it. #RHOBH
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@AlutaMaq0ko I remember inadvertently almost scarring for life the little girl in my host family in the US, when they were showing me the rabbits of the farm and I said it's a very delicate dish in Spain...the look in the poor girl's eyes who had them as pets, I didn't know where to hide!
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Rewatching older #RHOP seasons and...You can love her or hate her, but Monique's hair game was spot on every single time. #RHOPReunion
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2 years
@justbecarefulok @UberFacts The question is...at what point in life does one actually try that to discover they can do it?
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I don't know about you, but the more episodes I watch, the more I dislike Farrah... she's a cold, jealous, judgemental type of person. I trust her ZERO. #BuyingBeverlyHills #RHOBH
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Can we go just ONE episode without something "triggering" Monica about her mommy issues? It's a lot at this point... #RHOSLC
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2 years
@Bravalita She's never really had any credibility whatsoever. She's used to make situations bigger and more dramatic than they are, and in this case, I'm happy there was another racially diverse cast mate than challenged the nonsense, because I would have been the same.
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Does Alexia even know the definition of the word "HUMBLE" ? Kiki's face embodying all of us. #RHOM
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Dear people, I listened, and gave #BuyingBeverlyHills a go. This is a great show, and I'd definitely encourage Kyle to leave #RHOBH and focus on this. She should have done it earlier, so much more enjoyable and family oriented. I'm in.
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If self-absorption was a person. #RHOM #Alexia
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How Kyle sees himself Vs what everybody sees. #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeckMediterranean #BelowDeck
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Everyone: we need to get Guerdy off this boat. Lisa: let me take a selfie... #RHOM #RHOMiami
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Anthony Strangis: "I'll make you and your dog immortal" Me: " Where did you graduate from, Hogwarts?" #BadVegan #badvegannetflix
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@esteco2 The fact that she denied it 30 seconds later was absolutely ridiculous 😂🤣😂🤣
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If these four women don't win all or most of the upcoming awards, the industry has no shame. #ShogunFX #Shogun
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@BrightlyAgain Well...I rest my case. I said something seemed really wrong with the son, and...boom.
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@takeyourzoloft It comes to show that a perfect body & face don't fix an ugly personality...
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@i_harrow @funnydo25814387 Who knows how many hours he was standing up trying not to drown...
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Vindication for the kitty sweater 😂
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Tumi trying to figure out schedules because nobody in the interior crew can stand each other. #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeckMediterranean #BelowDeck
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Fraser (Aka Fletcher 😂🤣) is probably my favourite chief steward of all times. Yes, I said that. #BelowDeck
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Dear Lisa Rinna, some people think and care about their #reputation because they actually have one. #RHOBH
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@BrettBitches We don't even know if her mom ruined anything on the trip, maybe the family just didnt want to be on camera for alk we know...that's what Monica said. Also, her mom didn't sleep with Monica's brother-in-law, Monica did...
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Did Kyle really bring Morgan Wade into the show to tell us they're not in a relationship and they're just friends? Do we not have eyes? #RHOBH
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If you thought the Tinder Swindler was ridiculous, wait until you watch #badvegan ... And half her story doesn't really add up...
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What is going on?? I'm watching #WillTrent and all of a sudden Phaedra appears. Is there any show she's not on? 😂🤣🤣. #RHOA #M2M
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Priorities when your friend, who has cancer, feels sick on a boat. #RHOM #RHOMiami
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And just like that, #RHUGT is over. We get unnecessary 4 part reunions and only 7 episodes of the best housewife show in ages? #Disappointed
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@takeyourzoloft Sneakers were for errands, you would have not been caught dead wearing sneakers to the club
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@libra10584 It's a must watch. Extremely good in every sense. Writing, acting, costumes, historical accuracy. Definitely one for your list.
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Kiko had to go to the vet today for an otohematoma, and he was a champ. Drained without anesthesia and never once did he bite,scratch or make a peep.The vet couldn't believe it. Send him some love, because he did AMAZING 💕💕💕💕
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@BravoObsessed6 Rinna trying to be relevant another season without a storyline of her own, I can picture it.
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@joyrosenberg I can't help but gag every time I read the word Juicy next to his name...
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@Andy @lisarinna @MsSarahPaulson Rinna again? Are we serious now? We understand the network needs to wash her image but this is becoming too apparent now...
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Dear housewives franchises, take notes from #RHOM . This is what a FUN trip game should look like.
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@OMGPeopleareno1 It is, I don't understand the hate 🤣🤣. And if that's a put off for a first date, then it's their loss.
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If I said it once, I've said it a thousand times: I need Raúl Esparza back playing Rafael Barba. Period. @RaulEEsparza #LawAndOrderSVU
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#RHOM 😂🤣 Everyone: Guerdy needs silence, she's not feeling well. Production to every Mariachi in México:
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@ANaraeia Does that make it right, though?
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@Barbiesattic I just don't like her foul mouth. PERIOD.
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@BravoObsessed6 Me if I was Melissa
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@esteco2 If one of these ladies does not rip her a new one at the reunion, I'm going to be extremely disappointed. She thinks she's all tough and gangster when she's just embarrassing herself...
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I'm sorry but, who decided to cast Sheree for a strategy game?? She might as well be touring the Highlands 😂🤣😂😂. #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
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@rukiddingmelolz @thatgirlinny It's impossible to have a normal conversation. She hears what she wants to hear and twists everything... exhausting and embarrassing.
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So going back, Sutton saying she didn't see color was the topic but Kathy saying the same and that she felt like she didn't belong in a room when Garcelle was explaining how she felt as a black woman, gets a pass because you think Kathy is "ICONIC"? pls. #RHOBHReunion #RHOBH
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If "LENNY" isn't the secret word for the drinking game the next time Lisa is on #WWHL , I'm going to be so disappointed 🤣🤣. #RHOM
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@bravobestie And once again she uses the race card incorrectly...
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I got him off the freezing streets 6 years ago. Sad, dirty and sleeping on top of Garbage bins and concrete...Now he doesn't sleep anywhere that doesn't have a lovely plush blanket and gives me the side eye if the blankie is not to his liking 😂🤣😂🤣. #CatsOfTwitter #Cats
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@HUSBANDMATERlAL Uhmmm...not that great of a take. I like Sutton regardless of the rest. She's money, entertains me with some of her ridiculousness, and she brings some of the old BH wealth I liked at the beginning. I dislike Erika because she's made me dislike her through the years.
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I just found out 😂🤣😂🤣. How? #RHOP #RHOPReunion
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@oh_chadwick I don't think I have it in me to comment... Plus the pictures speak for themselves
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