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Sam Grafton

@SquidPoker

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Big 109 starter (views are my own)

London, England
Joined August 2011
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@SquidPoker
Sam Grafton
2 years
Just finished reading Max Hasting’s history of WWII ‘All Hell Let Loose’. Ten pages from the end, completely unexpectedly, I came across an outline of my grandfather’s experience of the war. It includes some incredibly moving quotations from his letters to my gran.
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Sam Grafton
7 years
Strategies for winning at WSOP 2010 Small ball 2011 Three bet 2012 Four bet 2013 Five bet 2014 Flat 2015 Ranges 2016 Blockers 2017 Ethereum
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Sam Grafton
2 years
At the 2021 WSOP I played with Robbie in the 1500 Shootout. We played a long heads up until 10pm. She did insanely unconventional things, obviously it’s not proof, but this footage where she’s flustered and can’t explain her thinking chimes with my experience.
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Feeling very blessed to run so pure at the very highest stakes in such a unique and enjoyable tournament format. Some of the most fun I’ve ever had playing cards.
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Triton Poker
2 years
Greatness personified. 🇬🇧 @SquidPoker is our winner of the $200k @coinrivet Invitational at #TritonCyprus2022 , taking home a staggering USD 5,500,000 against 🇨🇭 LLinusLLove and collecting his first 🔱 Triton title! @GGPoker @secretlabchairs @_Jacobandco #TritonPoker
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Working with PokerStars devs to make sure an Ace flops less frequently when you have Kings. Potentially promising.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
The WSOP requires tenacity, patience and Olympian levels of endurance. And after you’ve queued to register there is still the poker to be played.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Clearest sign of a degenerate gambler is no phone case.
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3 years
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Steep decline from ‘I can dodge bullets baby’ to ‘I think I’m gonna burn this fucking place down if I don’t win this tournament’.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Went and asked my old literature professor if he’d lend me ten grand to cover my gambling debts - turns out ‘Rounders’ is bullshit.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
‘Still playing the cards are ya? And would you say you’re up or down from it over all?’
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Sam Grafton
4 years
Never, NEVER, read the YouTube comments.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Don’t understand people that defend Hellmuth. Just a very toxic person.
@CrackingAAces
Barstool Poker: Cracking Aces
3 years
There's Nothing Better Than A Good Ol' Fashioned Phil Hellmuth Blow Up
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Sam Grafton
5 years
My main take away from online dating is how the fuck have this many girls been to Machu Picchu.
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Lederer, Ferguson, Russ Hamilton, Annie Duke were all held up as idols by the poker community and media and turned out to be despicable characters and now we’re seeing another generation of players implicated in cheating and wrong doing.
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Sam Grafton
2 years
If there’s no cheating involved perhaps we can have a think about the way we treat amateur players new to the game. Industry streams and high stakes pros are very quick to push anyone who seems to have disposable money to play super high as quick as possible.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
REMINDER: Don’t forget to let people know that 10k 6-max is your favourite tournament of the Summer. Important to let people know how good you are at poker and that it’s only the pesky extra players at the table that stop you from winning.
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Sam Grafton
10 months
Toby Lewis, by the way… EPT Champion at 19, Aussie Millions Winner, final-tabled PCA, LA Poker Classic, Pocket-Fives Number 2 in the world. Two Aussie Millions High Roller titles and basically all round king of Melbourne.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
All solvers do is prove how good Joe Cheong was and how much Duhamel overplayed QQ.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Watching ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Season 7 - can this really be an @Erik_Seidel cameo?? What incredible clout.
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Like it or not this is the pinnacle of masculinity in 2021.
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Sam Grafton
6 years
Everyone right now...
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Sam Grafton
2 years
First rule of live poker: NEVER try and bluff a rapper.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Thanks so much for all the enthusiastic messages. Very proud to play SCOOP today as part of @PokerStars Team Pro. Marks the beginning of an exciting new chapter for me.
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PokerStars
3 years
Welcome to the team @SquidPoker and @tonkaaaap . 👇 🤜🤛
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3 years
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Poker was more fun when this was how you celebrated making money.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
Me going to the gym is like the World Cup. It comes round every four years and only lasts a month.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
If you ever see me try and date someone in poker again please punch me in the dick.
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Sam Grafton
4 years
Being a tournament poker player is just to exist in a state of low level crisis for nine tenths of the year. Winning days are just respite.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
Thoughts and prayers with US poker players that convinced family members to buy Bitcoin this time last year. Enjoy the turkey and humble pie.
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3 years
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@FrancisPoker123
Francis Anderson
3 years
I’ve been excessively calling the clock on Europeans that play slow this WSOP ⏰
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Sam Grafton
7 years
Bust JJ vs AK and A8o last hand before break. If you see me drunk and shirtless on the strip at 2am please help me get home.
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Sam Grafton
7 years
Most Impressive ME run, Phil Hellmuth - 1st 1989,45th 2008, feature table 2003,2004,2005,2006, 2007,2008,2010,2012,2013, 2014,2015,2016,2017
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Million dollar overlay on the first Blowout series and Moneymaker leaves Stars. Perhaps if we can force an overlay next Sunday they’ll axe @spraggy
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Me watching the Main Event on @PokerGO
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Hellmuth will force his way back on to your timeline no matter what chaos abounds.
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4 years
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Sam Grafton
3 years
God bless online poker.
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PokerNews
3 years
"incel4life" Wins WSOP Online Event #7 : $3,200 High Roller ($318,889)
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Sam Grafton
4 years
Joined Twitter in 2011 to provide chip counts from the WSOP $1,500 Six-Max and now this account is solely used to retweet socialist propaganda.
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Sam Grafton
2 years
You see this guy at the Rio, on his way to the final table, with 140,000,000 chips. How do you open?
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Sam Grafton
4 years
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@IncredibleCulk
Macaulay Culkin
4 years
Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
Poker culture is declining 2% swaps from life long friends because you’re unsure of the EV and then drunkly booking five balls with any reg who hands you a drink at the ‘Player’s Party’ for morale.
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Sam Grafton
1 year
@ALLinPav Not many people have the guts to post about losing years. I’m sure that it helps others who’ve struggled with their results this year to know that someone as smart and hard-working as yourself can also run really bad. Wishing you an amazing 2023 both personally and professionally
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Sam Grafton
5 years
Fuck the bracelet. I just want a diamond card.
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Sam Grafton
7 years
How you imagine your Day Two seat draw "vs" how your Day Two seat draw is in reality.
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Sam Grafton
7 years
How WSOP is in your mind "vs" How WSOP is in reality.
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Sam Grafton
6 years
Things I enjoyed doing while I was rich: - Reg’ing the Sunday Grand - Buying BLOCKv at the ATH - Purchasing first editions of obscure John Updike novels - Overusing the word ‘bullish’ - Mispronouncing the word ‘Fibonacci’ - Attempting to convince my Uber driver to but BTC at 16k
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Apestlyles becoming a streamer is like Paul McCartney starting a TikTok
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Sam Grafton
1 year
Don’t use resources between hands. When cards are live stay off of any assistance. When it’s a break you can check something. Very obvious how we should behave.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Feel like future historians will identify Stealthmunk getting set-over-set by McKeehen as the moment everything in society started to go awry.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
Bank roll management is for losers!
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Playing EPT London Main today, twelve years since I made my EPT debut in the same event. Sadly will never match this kind of drip again 😞
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Sam Grafton
1 year
Just like every online final I made this year: me and eight Brazilians.
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Sam Grafton
4 years
Me trying to talk strategy with guys way better than me in a 25k
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Sam Grafton
2 years
What Ukrainians must be going through right now is quite unfathomable. Love and solidarity to all the people of that great nation 🇺🇦
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Here comes a new challenger.
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Melissa Schubert
2 years
who wore it better? (and where can i get one)
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Back in the news!
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3 years
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Sam Grafton
2 years
@MarleSpragg your husband is doing a great job.
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Sam Grafton
6 years
I won the Big $5.50 again. Got third in the $5.50 Maratjon aswell. That’s some grinding you don’t even know about. Sick thing is a year from now I’m gonna play SHRB. Retweet me I don’t give a fuck.
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Sam Grafton
7 years
Just paid a guy at my table $100 to go up to Allen Cunningham and say 'I'm a huge R.E.M. Fan. Can I get a photo with you.'
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Sam Grafton
2 years
The ONLY Squid that matters 🦑
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Heading home from Vegas. Amongst all the controversies, never forget how many amazing, warm, generous people we have in the community. Love you all. See you next year.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Biggest edge you can have today is just keeping your head.
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Had the middle seat on overnight 11 hour flight. An hour in I realise the people on the window and aisle seats are a couple. That’s straight evil right?
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3 years
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Sam Grafton
4 years
When you rebuy sub 30bb in a PKO
@Melt_Dem
Meltem Demirors
4 years
do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and say "wow u are an absolute degenerate"
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Sam Grafton
5 years
My brother took me to see ‘Rounders’ on 35mm at the cinema this week. There was some sniggering from a knowing audience at some of the poker, but overall a great watch. I had a few thoughts...
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Sam Grafton
5 years
Me trying to take a day off when I know WCOOP is up and running.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
Tournament format idea: As soon as I personally am eliminated, there is an immediate chip chop of the remaining prize pool and we never speak of the event again.
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rachel syme
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what's a photograph that you would like to see made into an entire prestige tv series
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Sam Grafton
6 years
Sure the geezer’s playing in the NFL with one hand, but have you ever tried to get lena900 to fold top pair?
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Sam Grafton
5 years
a good online series fucks up your sleep and your bank roll
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Have a super bad hangover but feel like I forfeited the right to tell people to keep it down at the table a while back.
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Sam Grafton
9 months
Nice to beat one of the very very best heads up :)
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PokerStars LIVE
9 months
✌️ Congrats to @SquidPoker on taking down an #EPTBarcelona side event. 🥇 Sam took the gold in a €25k High Roller, striking a heads-up deal with Timothy Adams, and collecting €240,050. 🏆 Later, he struck a pose with @spraggy and @tonkaaaap . 📸
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Sam Grafton
7 years
Very grateful for all the messages of congratulations after the win in Bucharest. I'm lucky to have made so many good friends over the years
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Sam Grafton
2 years
These guys taking face covering in hands too far! 😂
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Doug has that manner about him where at any moment I feel he’s gonna ask Zamani to wear a wire.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Streamer, Euro reg, Businessman
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Sam Grafton
2 years
One thing I’ve to realise from meeting with game integrity people is that it’s pretty much a myth that it’s players that uncover bot rings and identify bad actors - we need dedicated security staff not well known pros to police the online space.
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2 years
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Sam Grafton
7 years
Squeeze 76s and then flat AKs this is every US reg you've ever played with.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
A wild llama could run loose in the Brazilia room and I bet it wouldn’t generate as many hits on Pokernews as a photo of Phil Ivey sitting down to play a tournament.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
When you visit South America on your gap year...
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Sam Grafton
3 years
Amazing results yesterday for @spraggy and @tonkaaaap . Battling every day during big series can be really challenging. Broadcasting or streaming to any type of audience can be equally tough. These guys that can do both at once deserve all the plaudits 👏 👏 👏
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PokerStars
3 years
📢 Sound on “Oh my god I'm a champion.” An emotional @spraggy seals #WCOOP title number two. 👇
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Sam Grafton
3 years
When and how do you decide to throw out clothes? I still just own everything I ever bought except a dozen jackets I left behind in pubs.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
I’m the type of ambassador that timebanks in to the money in the Marathon.
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Sam Grafton
1 year
Been a great year. Thanks to all my friends and family that made it possible. See you at PCA in 2023.
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@taynextdoor
tay.
1 year
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
Anyone concerned about the private cash game model being exported in to tournaments for the first time? Any debate or discussion about whether it’s a good thing? It’s potential ramifications for the highest stakes tournaments? Nah. Let’s just talk about Christoph’s hoody again
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Sam Grafton
4 years
Connor Beresford is number one in the world by a country mile on PocketFives. They’ll never be an online player from the U.K. as iconic as Moorman. But Connor’s results are unreal and he can be considered up there with Moor, Brammer and Pads as the very best we’ve produced.
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Sam Grafton
2 years
It might be an unpopular take - but I’m very surprised that the communities main idea for solving our problems is to empower yet another group of high profile players to oversee some kind of ‘blacklist’.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
Considering making an entry in the well known ‘poker twitter’ sub genre where a pro who runs well above EV says how great the stop was and promises to be back next year.
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Sam Grafton
5 years
The U.K. has so much to be ashamed of right now.
@AlexTaylorNews
Alex Taylor
5 years
Wow. You have to watch this, it just happened live on #SkyNews A Portuguese woman, in GB for 20 yrs, papers refused... "I gave this country my youth - I looked after your children, your elderly. You must make me part of this process, I have no voice. You can't just kick me out."
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Sam Grafton
2 years
Run out of superlatives to describe Mateos’ career. Just an unbelievable talent.
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Sam Grafton
3 years
dpetes been on low-key Fedor run for like ten years now
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Sam Grafton
1 year
@RealKidPoker Still a great look.
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